To Michigan Can Queen. I tried your idea in 1991. I rented a large cart for my bicycle and cut across Canada, only to be stopped at the border. I had to spend 3 years in a Canadian jail. I broke out by wearing thru the bars with a hockey puck. To make matters worse Seinfeld stole my idea. My lawyers are still working on this one.
You all need to take a page out of my book and get on over here to Michigan, where the cans bring ten cents each---that's right, one dime per can, dammit! Do like I did and hitch a ride to Lake Orion ( "Where living is a vacation" ) and cash them in at the local Kroger's, then buy a "poem-song", buy a new three-wheeler, buy TWICE as much--all for free from the no deposit cans I get from Sayre. You all are suckas in NY!
You are a mean one, Captain Bicycle! And now you have sunk to a new level taking on aspiring song writer Chazam! Evil....yes evil you are. Where will this poor man get his money to write more songs for the world!!!! Where???
Once again we meet Captain Bicycle \ Can Man 1950! I was once the student, but have now become the teacher! I told you not to come back to Wal-Mart in Sayre to raid the trash cans and then smuggle PA cans across the border to NY where you could get 5 cents for them! You are the one that fought with my kids at the end of the Parade last year as Santa threw his empty beer cans to all the kids so they could take them back to the store and buy pretzel sticks and big candy bars.
I am Captain Bicycle from Elmira. I don't like the fact that Caglar stole my name and used it in a song. That's why I had to take him out. Watch for me at the end of the Christmas Parade I am the Kennedy Valve float.
lmao no handed for like .2 seconds
TommyVBC123 2 years ago
To Michigan Can Queen. I tried your idea in 1991. I rented a large cart for my bicycle and cut across Canada, only to be stopped at the border. I had to spend 3 years in a Canadian jail. I broke out by wearing thru the bars with a hockey puck. To make matters worse Seinfeld stole my idea. My lawyers are still working on this one.
CanMan1950 4 years ago
You all need to take a page out of my book and get on over here to Michigan, where the cans bring ten cents each---that's right, one dime per can, dammit! Do like I did and hitch a ride to Lake Orion ( "Where living is a vacation" ) and cash them in at the local Kroger's, then buy a "poem-song", buy a new three-wheeler, buy TWICE as much--all for free from the no deposit cans I get from Sayre. You all are suckas in NY!
MichiganCanKing 4 years ago
You are a mean one, Captain Bicycle! And now you have sunk to a new level taking on aspiring song writer Chazam! Evil....yes evil you are. Where will this poor man get his money to write more songs for the world!!!! Where???
cansfromPA 4 years ago
Once again we meet Captain Bicycle \ Can Man 1950! I was once the student, but have now become the teacher! I told you not to come back to Wal-Mart in Sayre to raid the trash cans and then smuggle PA cans across the border to NY where you could get 5 cents for them! You are the one that fought with my kids at the end of the Parade last year as Santa threw his empty beer cans to all the kids so they could take them back to the store and buy pretzel sticks and big candy bars.
cansfromPA 4 years ago
I am Captain Bicycle from Elmira. I don't like the fact that Caglar stole my name and used it in a song. That's why I had to take him out. Watch for me at the end of the Christmas Parade I am the Kennedy Valve float.
CanMan1950 4 years ago
Caglar is SO over--the real Captain Bicycle, A.K.A. "The CanMan" kicked his ass! Long Live Raymond...
brutusb 4 years ago
dont fuck wit captain bicycle
boomdangle 4 years ago