Go out to an expensive Dinner, bring her up to your place, pour some expensive merlot, turn on some Coltrane... and just when things start to heat up explain to her that for you to take this any farther you have to attach a vacuum to your genitals.
If shes still turned on after the four minutes of vacuum time is up, then God bless you...
Everything about this commercial is hard to take. From the weird playground couple to the guy who halfway shouts, "if you have a brain in your head you'll call the 1-800 number..."
Wow, really? Even if I haven't got a penis?
My question is, who are the women that want to have sex with these guys, and will medicare pay if you're only using it to whack off?
You're so right... lol This commercial is hard to watch.
Animals have brains in their head, do they need a plastic vacuum attached to their penis?
Imagine the pre-sex scene here in the wife's point of view... in a silent room watching your husband suck his penis through a tube with the awkward sound and wondering if you should be watching or be out of the room until he summons you.
Sorry miss, we can't pay for that double mastectomy-hold on, got another call. Penis pump? Just say the word GO! and we totes have that covered. Wait hold on, another call: yes we do cover hookers that taste like pink lemonade but that might go towards your deductible-wait hold on, another call; no I did not know that my tax payer dollars are being used to subsidize the sex lives of gullible blue hairs."
Yeah, I can see it now. I'll be ready to fuck you honey in a minute; first I have to vacuum my dick.
fran9860 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I'm on the weird part of youtube again...
92SallyGT 2 months ago
I was on LSD when I saw this for the first time and I didn't think it was real. It was too funny to be real. I nearly died laughing.
pannikin 9 months ago
Christine O'Donnell & Bristol Palin probably use them......
Tmetrvlr 11 months ago
THey play this fucking commercial at least twice a night on Universal Sports. Friggin' annoying as I love that channel otherwise.
RawSteelUT 1 year ago
Christine O'Donnel does not approve this ad.
expatted 1 year ago
I think if every american saw this video this guy could be president.
P.s. the guy at 1:13
awesomeman01 1 year ago
Yeah, I can really see how this is gonna work...
Go out to an expensive Dinner, bring her up to your place, pour some expensive merlot, turn on some Coltrane... and just when things start to heat up explain to her that for you to take this any farther you have to attach a vacuum to your genitals.
If shes still turned on after the four minutes of vacuum time is up, then God bless you...
mk941987 1 year ago
lol @ the dude at 1:13
And then of course...
why take the best part of life, out of your life, when you can have life, with Pos-T-Vac.
That's some serious shit, he should consider becoming a poet.
CamusTheDark 2 years ago
the guy at 1:14 is the biggest champion i have ever seen
TehRocker98 2 years ago
i was lmfao at night wen i saw this
sskittl3z 2 years ago
medicare at work son
soundmoneyfan 2 years ago
The dog seems to enjoy the results too
kramcas2 2 years ago
One of the few times that I legitimately laugh out loud.
tofurocks99 2 years ago
Everything about this commercial is hard to take. From the weird playground couple to the guy who halfway shouts, "if you have a brain in your head you'll call the 1-800 number..."
Wow, really? Even if I haven't got a penis?
My question is, who are the women that want to have sex with these guys, and will medicare pay if you're only using it to whack off?
tacomama6669 2 years ago
You're so right... lol This commercial is hard to watch.
Animals have brains in their head, do they need a plastic vacuum attached to their penis?
Imagine the pre-sex scene here in the wife's point of view... in a silent room watching your husband suck his penis through a tube with the awkward sound and wondering if you should be watching or be out of the room until he summons you.
CREEP FACTOR: 100%
icer22x 2 years ago
Someone should SERIOUSLY do a parody of this commercial, you know, like the Sham Wow one, the Scam Now!
carriecorpus 2 years ago
there are so many things wrong with this commercial...especially the creepy and bizzare forplay at :10
anniedawg25 2 years ago
Sorry miss, we can't pay for that double mastectomy-hold on, got another call. Penis pump? Just say the word GO! and we totes have that covered. Wait hold on, another call: yes we do cover hookers that taste like pink lemonade but that might go towards your deductible-wait hold on, another call; no I did not know that my tax payer dollars are being used to subsidize the sex lives of gullible blue hairs."
modiggs1976 3 years ago
Yeah, this is pretty fucking disgusting. I don't want my tax dollars providing this scam for stupid people.
TheNilvarg 2 years ago