@druidboy76 Sorry I'm not voting for some dumbass Fascist lily white Mormon who has no regard for the US Constitution, wears fucking magic panties, and worships a dumbfuck "angel" named Moron!
The only way you can REALLY appreciate this is if you're an ex-Mo yourself - I nearly piss my pants every time I watch it.
A friend of mine is working through "Big Love" at the moment and he keeps coming over and saying "But none of this makes any sense!" (Talking about the "current" Mormon church.) EXACTLY! He asks me to explain it and all I can say is "How long have you got?" I spent 17 years in that church and I still find it beyond all credibility.
@01heyarnold You don't insult gays? What about the Mormon's giving all that money to ban my freedom to marry in Calfironia? If you love your cousins so much, do you believe they should have the same freedoms under the law that you enjoy? If not, then fuck Mormon marriage.
@billyboylb STOP IT! i am not going to reply anymore, but know this, marriage is precious in out eyes and to us should be kept the way it was meant to be. No, we did not support it with money, im sorry but you were misinformed.
@01heyarnold How arrogant. Marriage is precious to everone including gays. We're talking about civil marriage under the law not in your church. The Mormon church can marry whoever it wants. But YOU are misinformed. Your gay-hating religion gave millions of dollars to support prop 8 in California which stripped me and my partner of 23 years from being treated equally under the law. Congratulations on accomplishing hate through your religion.
One could assume from the stats that 3/8ths of the people who watch this video are Mormons. While they may hit "dislike" I think the fact they are watching it at all speaks volumes of the church membership's faith.
"they said Ms. Butterfield you know you gonna have to get off all caffeine all tobacco all alcholol products all un-needed medications.. .(gasp) oh?" LOLOL
I love those black-tie, white-shirt Mormon hotties - and they usually seem to be hotties. They always start out admonishing me for being gay and end up getting royally blown........and loving it.
"I always made 'em take out the trash or change the cat litter" as well as the 3 hours in church without a smoke break comment-among many others- IS KILLING ME!! thanks again for making me howl with laughter xoxo Nurse
i dont know.....we all just need somethin in this world to keep us from goin crazy, and i think thats why religion is on this earth today, to give people something to look forward too and to steal all their damn money:( Well i hope yall do ok, take care now, and thank you Betty for being so determined...just hold in there and keep your faith strong hunny. thank you.
anyways i know that all that i said was probably bullshit to you, but i just felt as though i needed to put some of my views and experiences in there. it just ails me ta know that i cant find one faith to commit too. they all seem so corrupted, that could be the religion itself, or it could be the people runnin the damn show. I hope Betty will find a congregation to commit to. I do have an idea though. why dont she just create her own religion...it could be called the Butterfieldian religion...
now that right there tells me everything the hell i needed to know about them sons of bitches(not the worshipors, the authorities), all they are in it for is the money, christ they are what the second richest church on the whole earth? I cant remember, please correct me if im wrong. oh and i havent even touched base on how crazy all this bullshit really is...and the templa HA!!!! sacred!!!!jesus ill tell you what there is some voodoo shit goin on in there, somethin strange. almost ..cultish....
Look for any of yall that wanna join the church of latter day saints, dont ever do it, cause you will end up living a life in misery, turmoil, and annoyance by the damn door bell ringin every mondays, fridays, saturdays and sundays, jesus christ, my blood pressure is up just cause of think about it. ANOTHER THING!!!! look my family growin up werent very well ta do on money....but i remember every jesus sunday my mom and her ex husband would have ta pay over 60 dollars to the tithing shit.
ya see thats why there are always supposed ta be two elders together, cause if ya dont, then you would have a whole lotta ex-communications on your hands.And that wouldnt look good on the church. Another thing...the ex president gordon b hinkly was in his late nineties i believe, and everyone always said, wow look at how he gets around, he is as healthy as a horse, blah blah blah. Well I said to myself, with all the fuckin money that man has he could afford to be on antiaging drugs all the time
OH| MY LORD!!!! i totally forgot about the gay mormon. his name is Elder Henderson. He was a beautiful man. He was sweet, kind, gentle and haha a bit of a romantic. Lord he would always flirt with me. Eye flirt, body language flirt, any type of thing. On my birthday he told me, he said "Dylan, if I knew it was your birthday today i would have bought you a boquet of flowers and had a song planned out to serenade you with" He said all this while the other elder was with my family inside.
goin too cause the restrooms were right across the jesus hallway :(. I think thats why i might be sufferin from some mild bladder problems now, maybe i should go see a doctor:(...oh my god dont even get me started on some of them lil church classes.....they bored the jesus piss outta me. I would sit there, and sit there, and sit there until i could no longer sit. i had to ask if i could be excused so i could go and stretch my legs a bit.
then have an openin prayer, which i always hated m especially when theyd call upon me ta do it. and then a second hymn, and then that cursed , jesus sacrament. My god i have a mouthful on that bullshit, but ill keep it for another time. and then wed have to sit through 1 jesus hour of rigmroll....:( sometimes id be sittin there and id have ta pee so bad, but i didnt wanna get up cause itd be rude and embarrasin to get up and walk out in front of all those people. they would all know where i was
And dont even get me started on the damn bread! some days that damn bread would be so jesus stale....my god i had a coniption fit everytime i had ta deal with that. However some Sundays we would have some nice gourmet bread, stuff that you could actually swallow and keep down:). My god we had a tiny little congregation goin on in the lil ol town of Woodstock. We had about 84 member in our branch, but only 25 sometimes less would ever show. When everyone arrived we would all sing the first hymn,
Lmao let me tell you somethin every single word Betty is sayin is true. I live in the atlantic provinces of Canada and ive been raised as a mormon. Ill tell you what that was the worst time ive ever had. |We would all get there and everyone, I |MEAN EVERYONE had to shake my damn hand. and because I was a lil deacon I had to fill the little thimble plastic, glass cup thingies with water. Every time i filled them son o bitches up there would be little plastic shit thingies that id have ta dump out
Ok - I laughed my ass off at this one more than any other. In addition to being Presbyterian, Baptist, Holy Roller and now, Methodist - I was a Latter Day Saint at one time too and this one is so hilariously right on the money I couldn't even say what quote was the the best - It's all just priceless! Bless you Betty!
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Whoever this is is demented and retarded. Not funny at all. I can see if the video was funny but its just a waste of time. Plus this dude/chick, whatever is scary. Please get a life who/whatever you are. Stop making videos. No one wants to see you. All you want is attention, huh? And this is the best way you figured. Freaks like you should be banned from the net.
@dribblitz Did you say you were still f*cking your Dad, or was it your Mother doing you and him with her strap-on? I think you should stop jerking off to Bible stories....you might go to Hell. Please, stop sending me pictures of your penis. I like dick, but yours is really weird looking. I think the Bible says a weird looking cock is a sin.
mormon who enjoyed all the betty videos. she knows enough about mormons to really be funny. she really needs to go back to church because mormons are great with the cassaroles, the women don't over dress, and she can be healed in the privacy of her own home. where are her visiting teachers when she needs them most?
@JERBERJONES Eat my ass and suck your religion off my cock, JERBERJONES. Repent thyself, because if thou fartest while I fuckest thee......I shall slap the shitest out of you.
I highly soubt they would do this for you in tranny make up. Seriously, Mormons stay away from gays and lesbians. Its a disgrace, but nice video though.
@Nemesis7293 I never liked the mormon church, the reason I originalyl stated is WHY! BEFORE YOU TALK SHIT TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS TALKING SHIT, TALK TO SOMEONE AND FIND OUT THE WHOLE THINGS BEFORE GETTING UP ON PEOPLE, YOU LIL PIECE OF SHIT! ILL TAKE MY BF'S DILDO AND STICK UP YOUR ASS AND THROUGH YOUR MOUTH TILL YOU START SHITTING BLOOD. DICK FOR BRAINS!
@boogerlip What's the matter? You sure didn't talk like that last night when we were sucking your Dad off. You went on and on about how much you loved his hard cock and how his seminal discharge made your life worthwhile.
i'm lds, (that means mormon, and yeah, i even go to church, every week), taught seminary for a few years (6) - i think this video is freakin hilarious!
My reletives are LDS. I have nothing but respect for them, AND I think Miss Betty's video is HILARIOUS! ...and I wouldn't have had the courage to make this comment if it weren't for brandonm73. --DED
I have some very dear friends that are not members of the LDS church, and they react somewhat like Betty, only not to such an extream, I got such a kick out of this, I sent this and the video about the Catholic church to my LDS and Catholic friends. We are all fine with this. We need to laugh at ourselves. Nonmembers of all churches see each others religions as odd compaired to their own. Our Father in Heaven said, contension is the work of the adversary, We need to remember. that.
first of all it isn't a cult second of all they dont take your money if you choose to pay thithing then thats another thing! its in the bible to pay 10% read up igrnorate fool! and if you ever need money they are there to help so you will never be without if you just follow the truth
no i'm not i'm found and that's the sad thing for you that you try to offend me and make me feel sorry but i'm not I'M A MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS! you bloomingtonian are a lost soul and i appologise for you.
silly, its just betty's last line in that skit! just something betty would say to bloomintonian instead of going on some rant about the bible and truth and whatever. if you think foreskins of dead soldiers makes for a great wedding gift, then i suppose the bible is for you. there is a lot of stuff in there that doesn't get much lip service, but hey, i won't tell anyone how to think or live. have a nice day now.
why are you trying to start something? we all wrote this along time ago... you really shouldn't be laughing... you really don't know anything so back down and stay home!
sure ok what ever... i know your waiting for a response from me well here it is YOUR PATHETIC! i'm not going to waist my time with you any more... your going to be the one that is going to be begging for more so go ahead respond, and wait for me because i wont respond anymore.. and you will be sad and lonely just like before that's why you wrote to me in the first place for drama well good luck
"She" is currently making a fortune doing High-Brow private parties as "Shirley Q. Liquor". There was a full page article on him in Rolling Stone a few weeks ago. He's BRILLIANT!!
if your in the church you dont curse like that and you definately dont want to leave even if you do you still respect them and how awesomely sweet spirited.
PS- LDS do follow joseph smith and brigham young. the fundamentalist(polygamists) are an offshoot but completely not affiliated w/ the church of JC of latter day saints.
reasons i think this guy's actually mormon...or was at some time:he knows an awful lot and didn't say any of the favorite falsehoods. 2. noone makes fun of mormons more than mormons do 3. whatever church betty's talkin about, LDS hymns are playin in the background
How Could you be so mean i am mormen and you are jsut missing out ! on a great religon ! i mean you ripe on us but what is your religon do we ripe on yours ! what ever i am 13 and you are a jerk !!!! to every one ! and we go for 3 hours becuase we want to !!!! so pull you head out of your butt ! couse that looks were it is at !!!
Och dinny worry dear heart its meant to be a joke and she is very funny. I am Scots Presbyterian what she said about us made me cry laughing. So dinny get into a heap its just humour.
Honey,you are fabulous. Don't fret over those Mormons, their magic underwear are too tight and you'll end up babysitting hundreds of your husbands children while he and his other wives go into town for supplies.
religion, or none- i was exommunicated from church some 30 years ago- since that time i have formed a 501c3 non-profit group thats supports housing aids victims- give back to the world- no matter faith or not~ choose a moral battle and fight it!!
LOL! If it IS Mitt, he's got my vote! Can't possibly do any worse than the last few years and we'd probably have a lot more fun--as our country goes to hell.
Just say no to Mitt Romney. No Mormon for president.
billyboylb 1 month ago
@billyboylb Better than a dumb fucking loser Socialist racist black guy.
druidboy76 1 month ago
@druidboy76 Sorry I'm not voting for some dumbass Fascist lily white Mormon who has no regard for the US Constitution, wears fucking magic panties, and worships a dumbfuck "angel" named Moron!
billyboylb 1 month ago
"My optometrist diagnosed me with low self-esteem four years ago... That's probly how I got tangled up with these damn Mormons..."
OMG I can't stop laughing
pooie0116 2 months ago 2
this is my absolute favorite one!
dgarren28 5 months ago
Brigman Young and the Book of KOLOB!!!!
therealdirkdiggler 7 months ago 2
The only way you can REALLY appreciate this is if you're an ex-Mo yourself - I nearly piss my pants every time I watch it.
A friend of mine is working through "Big Love" at the moment and he keeps coming over and saying "But none of this makes any sense!" (Talking about the "current" Mormon church.) EXACTLY! He asks me to explain it and all I can say is "How long have you got?" I spent 17 years in that church and I still find it beyond all credibility.
nvek69 7 months ago 4
Obese drag queen?
NixonisLord 8 months ago
Lol morman = uneducated whores, women and men alike pahaha. Fo shoo
iFish88 8 months ago
This is sooooooooo funny! XD
vegetable99 9 months ago
wow, Im mormon thanks for insulting who i am :(
01heyarnold 9 months ago
@01heyarnold If Mormons can insult gays, we can insult Mormons. Get over it! It's America!
billyboylb 8 months ago
@billyboylb We do not insult gays at ALL. I have three cousins that are and I love them. Stop judging! free Agency!
01heyarnold 8 months ago
@01heyarnold You don't insult gays? What about the Mormon's giving all that money to ban my freedom to marry in Calfironia? If you love your cousins so much, do you believe they should have the same freedoms under the law that you enjoy? If not, then fuck Mormon marriage.
billyboylb 8 months ago
@billyboylb STOP IT! i am not going to reply anymore, but know this, marriage is precious in out eyes and to us should be kept the way it was meant to be. No, we did not support it with money, im sorry but you were misinformed.
01heyarnold 8 months ago
@01heyarnold How arrogant. Marriage is precious to everone including gays. We're talking about civil marriage under the law not in your church. The Mormon church can marry whoever it wants. But YOU are misinformed. Your gay-hating religion gave millions of dollars to support prop 8 in California which stripped me and my partner of 23 years from being treated equally under the law. Congratulations on accomplishing hate through your religion.
billyboylb 8 months ago
@01heyarnold Itssupposed to make you smile , its funny. Someone who buys into all the church stuff wouldn't get this kinda humor anyway....
RobVanMeter 8 months ago
I think we should target those gay-hating Mormons with a constitutional amendment. What a bunch of bigots.
billyboylb 9 months ago
One could assume from the stats that 3/8ths of the people who watch this video are Mormons. While they may hit "dislike" I think the fact they are watching it at all speaks volumes of the church membership's faith.
nvek69 11 months ago
This is an ORIGINAL, great American talent....God love our Betty!!!
coolspindrift 1 year ago 2
you have to get off all caffeine, nicotine products, all unnecessary medications!! church lasts for 3 hours, and that's without smoke breaks!! LOL
chetb1976 1 year ago
you have to get off all caffeine, nicotine, all unnecessary medications!! LOL
chetb1976 1 year ago
Yeah we should target the Mormons with a constitution amendment to take away their freedoms.
billyboylb 1 year ago
I'm right there with Betty; I'm never goin Mormon, no way....
rjky1986 1 year ago
Betty is the cat's ass in pajamas! All my aunts on my mother's side are like fuckin' clones of Betty. BB, you rock.
jrnemo47 1 year ago
Betty is the cat's ass in pajamas!
jrnemo47 1 year ago
-_- these comments are more hilarious than they intended. It's comedy, good comedy, get a life.
TetraUbik 1 year ago
"You eat your pickles and then your butter......or milk before honey.......I can't 'member......somethin. I'm so hungry...."
bakaboy2000 1 year ago
"they said Ms. Butterfield you know you gonna have to get off all caffeine all tobacco all alcholol products all un-needed medications.. .(gasp) oh?" LOLOL
stepsolar 1 year ago
I love the intro, very funny!!
HeatherOfOz 1 year ago
I love those black-tie, white-shirt Mormon hotties - and they usually seem to be hotties. They always start out admonishing me for being gay and end up getting royally blown........and loving it.
Nemesis7293 1 year ago
Those Mormons are creeps.
billyboylb 2 years ago 3
I truely love you Betty.
ledylanclair 2 years ago 5
@ledylanclair I 2nd that! I truly love you too Betty.
stepsolar 1 year ago
OMG
tributestar 2 years ago
"I always made 'em take out the trash or change the cat litter" as well as the 3 hours in church without a smoke break comment-among many others- IS KILLING ME!! thanks again for making me howl with laughter xoxo Nurse
nursecracker 2 years ago 4
i dont know.....we all just need somethin in this world to keep us from goin crazy, and i think thats why religion is on this earth today, to give people something to look forward too and to steal all their damn money:( Well i hope yall do ok, take care now, and thank you Betty for being so determined...just hold in there and keep your faith strong hunny. thank you.
ledylanclair 2 years ago 3
anyways i know that all that i said was probably bullshit to you, but i just felt as though i needed to put some of my views and experiences in there. it just ails me ta know that i cant find one faith to commit too. they all seem so corrupted, that could be the religion itself, or it could be the people runnin the damn show. I hope Betty will find a congregation to commit to. I do have an idea though. why dont she just create her own religion...it could be called the Butterfieldian religion...
ledylanclair 2 years ago
now that right there tells me everything the hell i needed to know about them sons of bitches(not the worshipors, the authorities), all they are in it for is the money, christ they are what the second richest church on the whole earth? I cant remember, please correct me if im wrong. oh and i havent even touched base on how crazy all this bullshit really is...and the templa HA!!!! sacred!!!!jesus ill tell you what there is some voodoo shit goin on in there, somethin strange. almost ..cultish....
ledylanclair 2 years ago
Look for any of yall that wanna join the church of latter day saints, dont ever do it, cause you will end up living a life in misery, turmoil, and annoyance by the damn door bell ringin every mondays, fridays, saturdays and sundays, jesus christ, my blood pressure is up just cause of think about it. ANOTHER THING!!!! look my family growin up werent very well ta do on money....but i remember every jesus sunday my mom and her ex husband would have ta pay over 60 dollars to the tithing shit.
ledylanclair 2 years ago
ya see thats why there are always supposed ta be two elders together, cause if ya dont, then you would have a whole lotta ex-communications on your hands.And that wouldnt look good on the church. Another thing...the ex president gordon b hinkly was in his late nineties i believe, and everyone always said, wow look at how he gets around, he is as healthy as a horse, blah blah blah. Well I said to myself, with all the fuckin money that man has he could afford to be on antiaging drugs all the time
ledylanclair 2 years ago
OH| MY LORD!!!! i totally forgot about the gay mormon. his name is Elder Henderson. He was a beautiful man. He was sweet, kind, gentle and haha a bit of a romantic. Lord he would always flirt with me. Eye flirt, body language flirt, any type of thing. On my birthday he told me, he said "Dylan, if I knew it was your birthday today i would have bought you a boquet of flowers and had a song planned out to serenade you with" He said all this while the other elder was with my family inside.
ledylanclair 2 years ago
goin too cause the restrooms were right across the jesus hallway :(. I think thats why i might be sufferin from some mild bladder problems now, maybe i should go see a doctor:(...oh my god dont even get me started on some of them lil church classes.....they bored the jesus piss outta me. I would sit there, and sit there, and sit there until i could no longer sit. i had to ask if i could be excused so i could go and stretch my legs a bit.
ledylanclair 2 years ago
then have an openin prayer, which i always hated m especially when theyd call upon me ta do it. and then a second hymn, and then that cursed , jesus sacrament. My god i have a mouthful on that bullshit, but ill keep it for another time. and then wed have to sit through 1 jesus hour of rigmroll....:( sometimes id be sittin there and id have ta pee so bad, but i didnt wanna get up cause itd be rude and embarrasin to get up and walk out in front of all those people. they would all know where i was
ledylanclair 2 years ago
And dont even get me started on the damn bread! some days that damn bread would be so jesus stale....my god i had a coniption fit everytime i had ta deal with that. However some Sundays we would have some nice gourmet bread, stuff that you could actually swallow and keep down:). My god we had a tiny little congregation goin on in the lil ol town of Woodstock. We had about 84 member in our branch, but only 25 sometimes less would ever show. When everyone arrived we would all sing the first hymn,
ledylanclair 2 years ago
Lmao let me tell you somethin every single word Betty is sayin is true. I live in the atlantic provinces of Canada and ive been raised as a mormon. Ill tell you what that was the worst time ive ever had. |We would all get there and everyone, I |MEAN EVERYONE had to shake my damn hand. and because I was a lil deacon I had to fill the little thimble plastic, glass cup thingies with water. Every time i filled them son o bitches up there would be little plastic shit thingies that id have ta dump out
ledylanclair 2 years ago
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Apocryphile1970 2 years ago
still one of the best bbs ever
johnandthierry 2 years ago
'My optometrist diagnosed me with low self-esteem four years ago..." LMFAO!!!!
Babaziba 2 years ago 4
Ok - I laughed my ass off at this one more than any other. In addition to being Presbyterian, Baptist, Holy Roller and now, Methodist - I was a Latter Day Saint at one time too and this one is so hilariously right on the money I couldn't even say what quote was the the best - It's all just priceless! Bless you Betty!
schanteuzer 2 years ago 2
"3 hours without smoke breaks" haha
SurfAngel1623 2 years ago
pure genius!!!!
househeadericmd 2 years ago
she looks like a veggie tales!
5ungla55e5ch1ck 2 years ago
Book of Kolob!
georgeNconrad 2 years ago
I love how she cries so much in this one.
ddhinnyc 2 years ago
As a Latter Day Saint, I find this oddly humorous. perhaps because I can't take it seriously :)
StorminMormin91 3 years ago
God help anyone who takes Betty seriously. He's adorable, though!
Avidity 2 years ago
This is really funny! Thanks for the laughs!
ulisscupple 3 years ago 2
We'll take you Betty. This is the best!
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xxAriellefdaisyxx58 3 years ago
LOL--Take out the trash lolol
BungleZippie 3 years ago
change the cat litter!!!!!!!
fournier22 3 years ago 13
Perfect!
Save the economy! Stop giving money to churches!
UtoobPaisleyface 3 years ago
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i cant wait for the rapture.i want to see the world BURN!
laneatlileden 3 years ago
Lighten up...yikes o_O
XxPhoenixTearsxX 3 years ago 2
@laneatlileden It's called therapy.............please, get some.
Nemesis7293 1 year ago
JERBERJONES, you are obviously just a big baby.
blugubrious 3 years ago
I can't stop laughing!!!!
XxPhoenixTearsxX 3 years ago
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Whoever this is is demented and retarded. Not funny at all. I can see if the video was funny but its just a waste of time. Plus this dude/chick, whatever is scary. Please get a life who/whatever you are. Stop making videos. No one wants to see you. All you want is attention, huh? And this is the best way you figured. Freaks like you should be banned from the net.
dribblitz 3 years ago
I beg to differ. You might not get the joke, but we who do get it love it and want to see more.
If Betty's comedy is over your head, perhaps you should search for some that's more on your level, like fart videos.
jonsonbrown 3 years ago 3
@dribblitz Did you say you were still f*cking your Dad, or was it your Mother doing you and him with her strap-on? I think you should stop jerking off to Bible stories....you might go to Hell. Please, stop sending me pictures of your penis. I like dick, but yours is really weird looking. I think the Bible says a weird looking cock is a sin.
Nemesis7293 1 year ago
LOL BOOK OF KOLAB!!! PICKLES BUTTER!!
raelAlan 3 years ago
mormon who enjoyed all the betty videos. she knows enough about mormons to really be funny. she really needs to go back to church because mormons are great with the cassaroles, the women don't over dress, and she can be healed in the privacy of her own home. where are her visiting teachers when she needs them most?
having a good laugh. thanks Betty
ibeneon 3 years ago
Hysterical
Tridhos 3 years ago
Betty yer the greatest!!!
FizzgigsFluffer 3 years ago 2
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How dare you make fun of my religion like this. You are obviously just a big freak, and now... you need to repent.
JERBERJONES 3 years ago
Sheesh, don't get yer magic mormon undies in a bunch!
FizzgigsFluffer 3 years ago 17
@JERBERJONES Eat my ass and suck your religion off my cock, JERBERJONES. Repent thyself, because if thou fartest while I fuckest thee......I shall slap the shitest out of you.
Nemesis7293 1 year ago
I highly soubt they would do this for you in tranny make up. Seriously, Mormons stay away from gays and lesbians. Its a disgrace, but nice video though.
NYTDDS 3 years ago
@NYTDDS Really? Shove the Book Of Mormon up your asshole, Bitch.
Nemesis7293 1 year ago
@Nemesis7293 IM NOT MORMON ANYMORE ASSHOLE, SO YOU SHOVE THAT SHIT UP YOUR ASS BIBLE HUMPER!
NYTDDS 1 year ago
@Nemesis7293 I never liked the mormon church, the reason I originalyl stated is WHY! BEFORE YOU TALK SHIT TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS TALKING SHIT, TALK TO SOMEONE AND FIND OUT THE WHOLE THINGS BEFORE GETTING UP ON PEOPLE, YOU LIL PIECE OF SHIT! ILL TAKE MY BF'S DILDO AND STICK UP YOUR ASS AND THROUGH YOUR MOUTH TILL YOU START SHITTING BLOOD. DICK FOR BRAINS!
NYTDDS 1 year ago
I'm Mormon, and I can never get enough of this video. Hilarious!
softspot4heels 3 years ago 3
"They expect me to give 10% of all my money... I say, 'you mean on a reg'lar basis!?'" hahahaahahahaha ^_^
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why isnt this fat tub of queer shit dead yet?
boogerlip 3 years ago
@boogerlip What's the matter? You sure didn't talk like that last night when we were sucking your Dad off. You went on and on about how much you loved his hard cock and how his seminal discharge made your life worthwhile.
Nemesis7293 1 year ago
As a person who grew up Mormon I gfound this to be HILARIOUS!!! I about tinkled in my panties...
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juanluiscine 3 years ago
"without smoke breaks . . . " You are hilarious. You should take this on the road!
billsoule 3 years ago
LOtFl...this is all new....you eat your pickles and then your butter...STOP!! OMFG this is funny.
louann5840 3 years ago
You look more normal than alot of people I met on my mission. Your marvelous, dahling.
You actually would fit in to most wards. You are cool.
SpiritualMentor 3 years ago 2
hahaha!!
BigMoose1972 3 years ago 2
tho she/he is quite funny lol..whys she so sad ? im sure betty will end up with her own tv program,,one day.
zigystarlust 4 years ago
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you SILLY PEOPLE BETTY IS A FAT JEWISH MAN !
MAKING FUN OF YOU
zigystarlust 4 years ago
Jewish?
His bio says he is a Quaker who attends LDS services..
WandaMellon 4 years ago 5
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you SILLY PEOPLE BETTY IS A FAT JEWISH MAN !
MAKING FUN OF YOU
zigystarlust 4 years ago
I am mormon, and I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard.
wcd2ister 4 years ago 2
Book of Kolob, John Smith, Brigman Young--excellent.
georgeNconrad 4 years ago
OMG, I can't believe how totally hilarious that was. I can't wait to watch the others.
sms1777 4 years ago 3
I am LDS. And I don't like the 3 hr. thing either. I get confused as to where I am suppose to be sometimes. lol.
lyra2008 4 years ago
Why does that woman keep going to all the churches all the time and crying about it?
grazatt 4 years ago
i am a mormon, and very active in my church and I love my faith. but this was funny i laughe so hard i cried
reelmormon 4 years ago 2
i'm lds, (that means mormon, and yeah, i even go to church, every week), taught seminary for a few years (6) - i think this video is freakin hilarious!
brandonm73 4 years ago
My reletives are LDS. I have nothing but respect for them, AND I think Miss Betty's video is HILARIOUS! ...and I wouldn't have had the courage to make this comment if it weren't for brandonm73. --DED
DameEdithDivine 4 years ago
I'm SO glad you found "Betty"! I think she's brilliant!!!
Zipster08 4 years ago
Betty is genius!
mypetals 4 years ago
Poor Betty. We must get together and get Betty out of damn Mormon Church.
heygrt 4 years ago
I have some very dear friends that are not members of the LDS church, and they react somewhat like Betty, only not to such an extream, I got such a kick out of this, I sent this and the video about the Catholic church to my LDS and Catholic friends. We are all fine with this. We need to laugh at ourselves. Nonmembers of all churches see each others religions as odd compaired to their own. Our Father in Heaven said, contension is the work of the adversary, We need to remember. that.
tracietac 4 years ago 3
We respect everyone's religion and their decisions to follow whatever they want to follow
Nephi2006 4 years ago
that way they're getting to you psychologically! as she points to her head....
markofthebeasts 4 years ago
She rips on many religionsincluding Walmarts : )!
Shebaqueenof 4 years ago
John Smith? Book of Kolob? This is so hilariously off track. I love it!
jeldre78 4 years ago
Just say no to Mormonism.......... they are out to get your money. I'm the absolute ex-Mormon. Just say NO to the cult
tundramom 4 years ago
first of all it isn't a cult second of all they dont take your money if you choose to pay thithing then thats another thing! its in the bible to pay 10% read up igrnorate fool! and if you ever need money they are there to help so you will never be without if you just follow the truth
ramonswife 4 years ago
ramonswife is a lost soul
bloomingtonian 4 years ago
no i'm not i'm found and that's the sad thing for you that you try to offend me and make me feel sorry but i'm not I'M A MEMBER OF THE CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER DAY SAINTS! you bloomingtonian are a lost soul and i appologise for you.
ramonswife 4 years ago
NOW I'M ALL UPSET!!!
markofthebeasts 4 years ago
? why are you all upset?!
ramonswife 4 years ago
silly, its just betty's last line in that skit! just something betty would say to bloomintonian instead of going on some rant about the bible and truth and whatever. if you think foreskins of dead soldiers makes for a great wedding gift, then i suppose the bible is for you. there is a lot of stuff in there that doesn't get much lip service, but hey, i won't tell anyone how to think or live. have a nice day now.
markofthebeasts 4 years ago
the truth? HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA no really... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
kalindoscopy 4 years ago
why are you trying to start something? we all wrote this along time ago... you really shouldn't be laughing... you really don't know anything so back down and stay home!
ramonswife 4 years ago
get a clue moron. I'll say what I want when I want. And you'll like it. In fact, you'll beg for more.
kalindoscopy 4 years ago
sure ok what ever... i know your waiting for a response from me well here it is YOUR PATHETIC! i'm not going to waist my time with you any more... your going to be the one that is going to be begging for more so go ahead respond, and wait for me because i wont respond anymore.. and you will be sad and lonely just like before that's why you wrote to me in the first place for drama well good luck
ramonswife 4 years ago
'you're'...'waste'...
kalindoscopy 4 years ago
haha this is such a bizzare video,
very strange indeed!
ollertonssoapbox 4 years ago
that was well funny. lol
RebaNellMcEntireRNM 4 years ago
BRA-FUCKIN'-O!!
Man this is some talent Zip! Thanks!
patddd 4 years ago
LMFAO!!!! 5 Stars!
Ardenwolfe 4 years ago
why doesnt she make new videos?????
:(
BarrettTV 4 years ago
"She" is currently making a fortune doing High-Brow private parties as "Shirley Q. Liquor". There was a full page article on him in Rolling Stone a few weeks ago. He's BRILLIANT!!
Zipster08 4 years ago
What is celebrix?
FacesOnCelluloid 4 years ago
Celebrex is a pain medication for arthritis but also for 'dysmenorrhea' or painful menstrual cramps.
Amhlair 4 years ago
Fantabulous video...keep up the good work!
barstowmama 4 years ago
Great Video!
MattieCooper 4 years ago
Regarding some of the comments -- I don't know why it's so important that Joseph Smith be "exposed." What's it to you? I just don't understand it.
funkafied 4 years ago
Hahaha, my optometrist diagnosed me with low self esteem, LOL
persephone45678 4 years ago
That made me laugh out loud. Nice. Thanks.
petuniabelle650 4 years ago
OMG, I absolutely adore Betty.
Kashaslove 4 years ago
Oh, Betty... you have made a new friend in me!
Sandguy99 4 years ago
if your in the church you dont curse like that and you definately dont want to leave even if you do you still respect them and how awesomely sweet spirited.
radyrhodesthebest 4 years ago
PS- LDS do follow joseph smith and brigham young. the fundamentalist(polygamists) are an offshoot but completely not affiliated w/ the church of JC of latter day saints.
sunbeamtam 4 years ago
reasons i think this guy's actually mormon...or was at some time:he knows an awful lot and didn't say any of the favorite falsehoods. 2. noone makes fun of mormons more than mormons do 3. whatever church betty's talkin about, LDS hymns are playin in the background
sunbeamtam 4 years ago
Only NON-CHRISTIANS would say that another religion isn't christian!
lifeisabeach24 4 years ago
you're very funny
kalindoscopy 4 years ago
"NOW I'M ALL UPSET!"
markofthebeasts 4 years ago
...after 3 hours... I would have to take 6 Celebrex too....
scubielouie 4 years ago
Betty,
It's so enjoyable to be a part of your viewing audience. God bless you. Jason
JJ2955 4 years ago
How Could you be so mean i am mormen and you are jsut missing out ! on a great religon ! i mean you ripe on us but what is your religon do we ripe on yours ! what ever i am 13 and you are a jerk !!!! to every one ! and we go for 3 hours becuase we want to !!!! so pull you head out of your butt ! couse that looks were it is at !!!
kelseykober 4 years ago
Och dinny worry dear heart its meant to be a joke and she is very funny. I am Scots Presbyterian what she said about us made me cry laughing. So dinny get into a heap its just humour.
gcl82003 4 years ago
...I'm so hungry! HAHAHAHA!
Steven5V5Hatting 4 years ago
you are the ugliest thing i've ever seen
go kill yourself ;)
jessstineemo 4 years ago
Honey,you are fabulous. Don't fret over those Mormons, their magic underwear are too tight and you'll end up babysitting hundreds of your husbands children while he and his other wives go into town for supplies.
dmnwssl 4 years ago 2
the paligamist thing stoped A HUNDERED YEARS AGO!!
and the mormons that do still do it are really not mormons they just claim to be
cokecherry12 4 years ago
Yea, the true followers of Joseph Smith and Brigham Young are the Fundamentalist Mormons. The LDS is an offshoot.
armadillo1932 4 years ago
lol.. lotsa archeological evidence for that huh
Renton405 4 years ago
HAhaha!
cecilyhayes 4 years ago
mormonism is a branch of christianity get ur facts straight :P
8582227 4 years ago
yet your facts straight. Mormons are not christians. They're lunatic cultists.
kalindoscopy 4 years ago
omg we are christians if you notice were the lds church which stands for.... chuch of JESUS CHRIST of ladder day saints
radyrhodesthebest 4 years ago
yeah a ladder straight to kolob, with magical underwear and a plagiarised bible to boot.
kalindoscopy 4 years ago 2
Take out the garbage and change the cat litter..lol.. With out smoke breaks.. LMAO
cruelintentions9978 4 years ago
I know - I loved the take out the garbage bit too
schanteuzer 2 years ago 2
keep em coming Betty!!! :-)
markofthebeasts 4 years ago
are you marilyn manson's mom?
rosenlund62 4 years ago
trash
dannnel 4 years ago
I LOVE BETTY BUTTERFIELD!
achvoy 4 years ago 2
religion, or none- i was exommunicated from church some 30 years ago- since that time i have formed a 501c3 non-profit group thats supports housing aids victims- give back to the world- no matter faith or not~ choose a moral battle and fight it!!
mikeyinqc 4 years ago
your full of crap!
shadowqt 4 years ago
Hilarious! I loved it.
CarrollAP 4 years ago
Is that you Mitt? You crazy cunt you.
rayrayroi 4 years ago
LOL! If it IS Mitt, he's got my vote! Can't possibly do any worse than the last few years and we'd probably have a lot more fun--as our country goes to hell.
sAME2U22 4 years ago