Artie calls in sick + prank phone calls

[Martinez1887]

hes like me XD didnt work for a week

[stndrds79]

Lol

[gd129]

it would have been hilarious if artie came into that place and started working and got into an argument with the guy whether he works there or not

[82rondo]

@gd129 LOL! I remember imagining that in vivid detail when I heard this. That would've been the funniest skit ever.

[Makaveli25x]

go ahead deal with it and go fuck yourself!

sorry gar'. later

whatever!

ahahaah

[slvanlae1]

Love you Artie

[lashiechoax]

Classic Stern segment .. so many funny songs and phone calls

[themandude20]

heroin poisoning

[DeepSouthWrestling1]

Gotta li'l RD!!!!!

[rappanuia]

Artie come back - we miss you!

[nctheels2430]

thats what happens when your a herion addict

[dabearcub]

@nctheels2430 He was never an addict, it was a bit - he lies to make his life more interesting. He called out of work because he's lazy and spoiled.

[66hourenergy]

Artie had gay porn and the Scorpion playing during his call? 0_o The guy's got a weird phone line, or there's something else making him throw up.

[specifictender]

They gotta find the guy on this call and interview him. I love New Yorkers, the way they dont tolerate and accept everything. A Californian would have been too nice on the phone to make it funny.

[66hourenergy]

I've called stores reciting this. They actually believe me and say they'll their supervisors!

[specifictender]

Believe what? I dont believe anything you say

[bbv001]

artie lange is the main reason i have lost interest in the current stern show we have today. long live jackie the jokeman.

[bamboneski]

@bbv001 lange rules you suck dicks

[bbv001]

@bamboneski wow you actually clicked view all comments...searched through everyone's comments...found my comment then cried about it....man, gotta be some life

[bamboneski]

@bbv001 yep...your a cunt.

[bbv001]

@bamboneski "your" haha wow.....

[bamboneski]

@bbv001 sorry.... you're .....mrs. bitch.

[bbv001]

@bamboneski Don't bother trying and correcting yourself...you have already proven your intelligence.

[bamboneski]

@bbv001 its called a typing error. i was movin fast. so go bicker with your mommy fagboy

[CQ1981331]

@bbv001 god bbv you are a real troll,you post on everyone of these videos,go wwspend some time with your boyfriend the reason he's sucking other cock is because you neglect him by being on youtube all day

[bbv001]

@CQ1981331 hahahaahhahhaahaahah where you been fuck face?

[fishchronicles]

what bleep? bleep what . Go see a Doctor before you drop dead , lol so funny

[HighPitchEricc]

COULD HAVE DONE WITHOUT THE AC / DC, you jerk off.

[DisturboFreak]

AC/DC ROCKS MAN!!!

[Dibrini]

You kidding man, I remember hearing this back in 05 and it still cracks me up!

[dchasse12]

I hate AC/DC also, but it works in this situation.

[imblahhblahh]

high pitch.....your the jerkoff to have highpitch eric as your sn....loser

[syddanelectro]

dope sick

[J008596]

Brilliant shit! I love the Annie (Tomorrow) parody.

[KristynTheKid]

Hahahahahaha I love it.

[strawhataddison]

is that a dan the song parody man song? its really good. great idea!

[roth0211]

Too bad to see Artie kill himself. Belushi, Farley, and now Lange. He'd probably be OK if he could stop eating and using heroin but I fear that he can do neither. Don't be surprised when he's found dead in a hotel room in Vegas, covered in vomit on the bathroom floor. Like I said, too bad. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAH!!!

[Haywerth]

"Nooo!! This is the wrong number."

"This the only number I figure I can call."

[gayeyez]

go see a doctor before u drop dead bwahahahahhah

[muhkuh224]

like a rainbow in the dark!

[recordman64]

"Sorry you had to bleep that" "What bleep? Bleep what?"

[scott3648]

that one call off was from the krock days when they couldn't swear on the radio so that's why it was bleeped.

[recordman64]

I know...I remember the call when it first aired. I have it on a cassette. I just think that guy is funny when he says that 'what bleep?' line.

[Dibrini]

Artie shoulda gone in where that guy worked, and gotten his ass kicked.

[ProVsCon]

"If you come in, I promise, I'll punch in the mouth" Good lord that was funny!

[rocmon]

That's awesomedude!

[jjbuttons]

Richard & Sal are the best prank callers ever!!!

[Dnize]

lmao!

[gayhowid]

artie is a comedic visionary...i hope he doesnt die soon.

[Dibrini]

If he does, Hurley from "Lost" can play him in the biopic.

[blokhed22]

either hurley or rosie o donnell

[dabearcub]

@gayhowid Artie is a hack. Now please do us a favor and kill yourself.

[DrPoon]

@gayhowid

This wasnt Artie being funny. They took the phone calls he was making when he was addicted to heroin and not coming into the show.

[MrGrevy]

@gayhowid Visionary? That's a bit much.

[zjg5001]

The beginning song is "No One Like You" by Scorpions.

[5stringofFernandoSor]

No shit, Sherlock.

[zjg5001]

If you could read, you'd be able to note the fact that tthomaselli2 posted "What song is this?" yesterday and I was simply responding to it. That makes you a dumbfuck.

[JeRoNyMo]

shut the fuck up already

[tthomaselli2]

What song is this?

[claudialenzer]

the first song hes pranking with is "for those about to rock (we salute you)" by ac/dc. funny prank call by the way. i love it

[zjg5001]

Goin to the doctor, doctor, I can't stop throwing up.