Petty Argument

[3pepsiboy]

is that susan's sun?

P.S. She's from Dreamworks Monsters VS Aliens

[borskyviolin]

so she's saying that to her son?

[danielllllz]

whats a small penis for a giant man

[CarneySpawn]

this was my birthday five second film! i turned 27 too

[TheBurntFish]

Magic Sleeves

[360MaxdudeMax]

JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER! huh just like my father.

[TheMaLtE13]

XD His face looks retarded when he "walks away" :D

[keenfrizzle]

Just realized that Kelsey was making an anti-your-mom joke.

Feel smart.

[TheMaLtE13]

Haha! I'f you time it right and press 4,6 and 5, She says: Oh yeah? Well you have a bigger penis.

[OranEtPlayer]

anyone noticed that 0:07 doesn't exist?

[iLuckyyy]

@OranEtPlayer n00000000b YOU A NOOB!!! fucking cow

[Imatrollyay]

@OranEtPlayer Yes, 0:07 doesn't exist, the second to last second is always gone. It happens on every goddamn video on the website, yet people like you keep noticing it and pointing it out, and SOMEHOW GETTING THUMBS UP FOR IT.

Come on, really. Have you people figured that out yet.

[KoksRocks]

she used to be bigger watch?v=TxKBGWGK5do

[Awesomeness1910]

8 seconds? really bro

[tallguy781]

@Awesomeness1910 *facepalm*

[ZidaneNL]

@Awesomeness1910 Hi, you must be new here. Welcome and enjoy your stay.

[Fr05ty10]

DAMN GIRL YOU COLD

[ryank8843]

She's about the size of his penis. no bj's for him. it'd be like sucking on a head.

[WeyumTheGreat]

I think the description was actually better than the video

[ozzygp11]

I mean she is pretty tall too compared to the building she is standing on... :/

[alantheactionguy]

Relatively speaking, his small penis is probably still about half her size, so I don't get why she's complaining.

[GEX1040]

He has no idea that she just ninja'd his brain.

[linkmaster561]

@GEX1040 Dane Cook FTW

[TotalSnivy]

@linkmaster561 Dane Cook is the most unfunny worthless piece of flesh ever in existence.

[WIDOWDUDE1]

@TotalSnivy I like Dane Cook

[linkmaster561]

@TotalSnivy :okay:

[terjuan1]

@Smackiiii and this 1 was 8



[Xkazathepro17X]

wait wait wait, why does she say "just like your father at the end?"

[YosukeComicRelief]

@Xkazathepro17X Cos he walked away without a comeback

[Xkazathepro17X]

@YosukeComicRelief oh i see

[57TARDIS]

She was in The Perfect Day by slomozovo.

[ill7771]

have her shrink him on the next video and step on himlike a bug..that would be funny to see

[spoogeling]

@ill7771 why not have him step on her?

[FinalLegacy25]

I swear.....Kelsey just cant keep a date.....

[crazygeek777]

@FinalLegacy25 thank god right? if it wasn't for that how would everyone of gotten with her?

[TheTri0fThree]

You do not have authority to like this comment

[Sly4TiTimeCE]

@TheTri0fThree Bitch I did. :P

[edgirallenjoe29]

@TheTri0fThree Try me. Asshole.

[missvball1]

His therapist isn't much help either. Just a lot of screaming and cowering behind bookshelves, with all those fancy books he read in his fancy-schmancy therapist school. Bet they don't have a chapter on how to deal with giant feelings.

[caskaziom]

@missvball1 hahaha did you just directly copy the video description? looooooooooser

[Ivan1burnf4ces]

@missvball1 uhm, that's the description of the video.

[FacepunchUser]

Did anyone else see Ben Gigli on the final episode of Chuck?

[adam145]

When I heard "your father" I expected one of the office buildings to say "damn girl, that's cold !"

[hoeraufist]

The comments that receive too many negative votes are the ones I want to read most.

[Madvillane]

Why chicks always pull that out in an argument?

No pun intended...

[jaemoon2]

this was dumb

[llVIU]

maybe it's small because it's not erected, you unattractive bitch

[BoxelderPictus]

@llVIU Get help.

[piratezoeboy]

its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

[peytonmanning1288]

Maybe if she wasn't such a whore with a giant vag...

[EelMuyKs]

Least he doesn't have to fly to make bird droppings on cars.

[Chillay007]

so that's how you spell fancy-schmancy

[Relyt22]

This needs some rule 34.

[TheEtesian]

He may be bigger... but she is still 2 stories tall...

[texastech777]

No bitch, its your vagina that's the size of the grand canyon.

[25Celtics]

I wonder if 5SF just makes videos to read our comments.....

[bman462]

@25Celtics you say that like the comments are entertaining..

[trevorhaargothdelmar]

@Doyledb23 Or none of us will like your comment...

[Chillay007]

@Doyledb23 what a pathetic excuse for thumbs up

[Tremuto]

@Doyledb23 This comment has received too many negative votes

[PantaroParatroopa]

When using a growth ray, make sure that it is targeting ALL body parts.

Unless of course you are trying to enlarge one body part, like your ears, but if you are going to be a giant, target ALL the body parts, Dumbo!

[xkennyPLx]

Why were all of the top comments on this video explaining the joke? A joke isn't funny if you have to explain it. People can figure it out for themselves...

[EnergeticBanana]

It takes me longer to read the description than the video

[d2h4l]

Wonder what color feces he outputs, and what kind of chemical reaction my body would have if I smell hes sperm.

[ThatGuyNamedTim]

Considering he is so big, and he has a small penis, does that mean his penis is normal size?

[CapJackson]

@ThatGuyNamedTim

That there is micro lol

[kenseisato1989]

BWAHAHAHAHA

he may have a small penis but it would have ripped her in half.

[Psylord866]

Not funny.

[artfacestudios]

ALLLLLRIIGHTTTT! its not often I get to make a jurassic park reference comment! "that is one big pile of shit!"

[Dasyati]

I'm gonna be the man with significantly more girth, and not make a joke in this comment.

[icecreamcakeandpiex]

Did she say "We have a small penis"?

[sNitzin]

@icecreamcakeandpiex well you have a small penis >:)

[founoe]

Damn bitch! That's cold.

[supercoolsupercool]

No one missed the joke about being the bigger man lol the vagina/penis jokes are funnier. Even if they did miss it why do people get so upset about things that don't affect them everything doesn't have to be a big dilemma who gives a fuck

[CyberJuanito]

@epicKiipa cause we like pussy

[epicKiipa]

Why doesn't people get the REAL joke, not anything about her vagina?

[MrDarthKitten]

@epicKiipa They do, they just simply choose to ignore it because apparently sex triumphs all.. *sigh*

[Neowolf882]

@epicKiipa Because the internet is full of horny teenage boys who can't think of anything else but pussy

[JIYkp]

Everyone talks about his penis and missed the bigger man joke.

Or I guess the size of his penis is just that much more important.

[Jex134]

@JIYkp The cavernous vag she must have to accommodate said penis is infinitely more funny than "I'm the bigger man, I'm gonna walk away."

.

Its not that its "more important", its just more funny. Apparently you can't learn humor...

[pablovirus]

@Jex134 that's only true if you have the mentality of a twelve year old.

[LooseKeyboard]

So wait. She slept with him and his father?

[BlackSabbath86]

Is it just me or is the idea of a giant Kelsey really arousing?

[Nickelstarfilms]

Just like his dad, now that is just a low blow. How does she know about his dad?

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@Nickelstarfilms

I KNOW! SO MANY QUESTIONS. It is like the season finale of LOST!

-Brandon

Your best friend

[Nickelstarfilms]

@BedtimeBrosStudios HAha, and even when it was completed we didn't understand it.

[mrjimmyos]

This is false advertising, I don't have 9 seconds of time, even though I have the time to type this

[582Thomas]

It's not her vagina that's big, it's his penis that's small.

[SweatEagle]

@582Thomas Unless they're in Texas.

[nori452]

She said he had a small penis...I'd wager her lady parts are normal sized....Mr Giant isn't well-endowed.

[ThereWasADream]

Her vagina can unhinge and expand to be ten times her size.

[BedtimeBrosStudios]

@ThereWasADream

ew

-Brandon 

[ShadowAce51]

To be fair, his father only left because his wife cheated on him with Ho! Ho! Ho! Green Giant.

[D0nTF4]

Everybody interpreters this video in their own way... Some actually understand the joke, others *think* they understand it and pretend to understand it..

[TheLmaonade]

There's no 00.07?

[YoungNTubE]

In proportion to the building she is massive as well

[Snovishvishbvat]

She's actually pretty big too...

[touchsmart0]

Shes a huge whore if she things his penis is small

[GlassGuitar95]

She's still pretty frekin huge herself.

[ReaperyU]

Just like your father?!

Shes been dating him too?!

[VisualRevelry]

Small penis ? She could fall and die in it.

[xTheGerbilx]

@VisualRevelry

it is an ancient rite of acceptance in the 5SF-community, only when you get a top comment with over a 100 likes, you are a true man...

[VisualRevelry]

@xTheGerbilx and why do you tell me this ?

[nyce2meetu]

how come the video has almost as much likes as the top comment? is liking comments some kind of a cult here

[sixsixfive665]

He may be the size of King Kong, but he doesn't have a King Schlong.

[fallenempireoverdrve]

@sixsixfive665 clever

[LitschiLimes]

The "L rule" is always right...

[Jessdmann]

This was a stupid video. 5sf make something good.

[xPickle89x]

His penis is bigger then her body.

[TheAsianKay]

i dont get the "just like your father"?

[Mrscirclecats]

@TheAsianKay I think that means she slept with him and his father

[SamirHier]

I wonder who makes his clothes.

[HammettSHREDZ]

Expected a Tom Petty pun.

[ZombieOwen23]

walk away,calm down, relax giant godzilla ...... those tags

[Musicjoe11]

That's 'reely' annoying... wait... this isn't the right video.

[CaptainSkeletor]

What happened to the girl with big boobs?

[indigozulu9]

These comments are so pucking punny

[heeneya]

@tehc111 He is her mother...sicko...

[divinesleeper]

@tehc111 ha I was just thinking of how to put that when I saw your comment.

[heylookachannel]

he must have a small penis by giant standards

you could say she's a giant whore

[mickomoo]

he really was the bigger man...

[X0verXDriveX]

Jesus... how big is her vagina?

[BadassHater1]

@X0verXDriveX Dunno...like Hillary Clinton's one?

[DisrespecfulSyrup]

@X0verXDriveX well if she says he has a small penis, the question should be, "How small is his penis?"

[bigfatdynamo426]

@X0verXDriveX The film addresses this issue by the end of the first three seconds.

[freezeman32]

@X0verXDriveX remember, he has a small penis

[WakeNoWhere]

@X0verXDriveX Well she did say he had small penis. So I mean the joke is he has really fucking small penis compared to the rest of him. LOGIC it makes sense.

[JesterJay100]

@X0verXDriveX She did say he had a small penis...

[masterjon3]

@X0verXDriveX about half the size of your mothers

[Electrikick]

@masterjon3 Well that was inspired...

[masterjon3]

@Electrikick someone had to say it

[Lemau]

I had to look at this TWICE to fully understand it. THAT'S TEN SECONDS! >_<

[ferretspy440]

He's way above such small arguments.

[infrafan]

By that scale, she's still like 20 ft. tall.

[YakuzaxGeneralz]

He doesn't have a small penis. She just has a big vagina.

[flashmate100]

i think she thinks 5 meters are small.

[Tr3v3336]

He doesnt have a small penis, she just has a giant vagina....

[kirkmbutterfield]

She broke up with him for king Kong. Once you go ape u can never fill that gape.

[Zeanu]

@kirkmbutterfield Woah woah woahhh woah woah woah.

[StephensStuff]

This happens all the time, in New Jersey.

[TCfoxs]

@StephensStuff It's a Jersey thing.

[NewVelox]

@EelMuyKs I really hope that you are a troll-.-' no one is that stupid

[colourfulwithaU]

Definitely the bigger man.

[happykidd100]

kelsey has seen bigger

[Cryohtusk]

Kelsey is at least two stories tall. Even she can't be accepted in human society.

[ThePidgeottosNest]

i liked Kelsey better as a cat

[karinosai]

Somehow I get the feeling that her lines were inspired by one of Dane Cook's routines.

[redattacker5123]

Kelsey seems pretty tall relative to the building she's standing on

[HiImNickWhoAreU]

"Oh yeah, if it's so small how come we can't have sex without you bleeding?"

[broman113]

Its funny the joke is the kids commenting about "O I DUN GET IT! HE IZ BIG SO HIS PEN0R IS BIG AMIRITE"

[strongstartownipan]

I saw someone from here on Whitney, yesterday. Even though I don't watch it. It was the guy who said "Is what we do wrong?" in the business meeting video.

[bibimcmacky]

'Bout time they broke up.

That guy was full of tall stories.

[samusRulz]

@bibimcmacky You had the chance to make a sunglasses joke but didn't. I'm proud of you. :D

[henrysthingamajig]

@bibimcmacky he has a tall stories but many flaws (floors)

[Jessdmann]

@bibimcmacky that was a horrible joke.

[EelMuyKs]

he cant have a small penis if hes huge

bad math going on here...

[xAntonNaslundx]

@EelMuyKs It's small proportionally....

[broman113]

@EelMuyKs can't get a joke...

[MW10T]

@EelMuyKs

That's the joke asshole

[SirBruceX]

@EelMuyKs it's not about the size, it's about the proportion

[frankendeed69]

@EelMuyKs maybe she has a giant vagina

[X0verXDriveX]

@frankendeed69 That's exactly what I said and everyone freaked out lolll.

[krillefrille]

@EelMuyKs Unless he really does have a microscopic penis!!

[monkeyslaye]

@EelMuyKs Uh.. Yes he can? People as tall as 7+ feet tall have been recorded having penises smaller than 2 inches erect.

Gooooooogle.

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@EelMuyKs no... when she says he has a small penis... she means REALLY small... like the size of her nipple