Cartman slave...I mean, student athlete owner

[rossm21uk]

student atholetes

[JoeDaPlumber]

"Screw you sir I'm going home"

Best line ever!

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

The University earn BILLIONS OF DOLLARS from exploiting College Athletes by giving them "Free education". But has it ever occurred to you that the education an athlete receives in a University will most likely never pay as much as a pro athlete would earn? Why is it coaches, assistant coaches and the sports programmes can generate Billions of dollars, but can't spare 50 million dollars as salaries for their athletic teams? University Athletics are full of Corruption and greedy assholes...

[SayCremeFraiche]

@SamuelJoaodaSuica I really don't feel sorry for the stoodunt athletes. They get their tuition and a bunch of other stuff paid for. Not only that they get to fuck all the girls. So boo hoo if they don't get paid.

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

@SayCremeFraiche

The Cost of Tuition is NOTHING compared to the amount of money they should receive for their labours...

Just because you are jealous of the little compensation they do get, doesn't justify this injustice! Boo Hoo if you have no talents in Liberal Arts or Sports... lol

[SayCremeFraiche]

@SamuelJoaodaSuica Nah seriously who gives a flying fuck ????

They get paid with free education, books, food, and lodging. That is nothing to sneeze at dude. If they get an offer from ND or Stanford that is like $50k a year. Plus they get the benefits of those networks for the rest of their lives.

It is up to the 95% of players who won't make it to the NFL to do their fucking homework so they can get a job after, and not end up at Home Depot.

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

@SayCremeFraiche

Which is why those 95% deserve $2 million dollars after they leave Colledge because they probably won't be going Pro anyway... But for the time that they did play, they deserve a few million from those Billions that the Universities get exploiting them... For an Athlete, Sports and Academics go hand in hand 50-50. And most Athletes have the ultimate goal of going pro, but 95% of them don't make it, so they should be compensated with MONEY...

[SayCremeFraiche]

@SamuelJoaodaSuica Nah they don't deserve anything else. I couldn't afford $20K per year for school, so I joined the U.S. Navy, you fucking terrorist.

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

@SayCremeFraiche

The US Navy actually spends the money for necessities such as national defense and good works and war, where as the University Athletic Programmes hoard all the money and spend it to promote their Universities and pay their coaching staff and so on. An assistant Coach can earn over a million dollars per season which is complete bullshit because an assistant coach doesn't do shit at all... So if an assistant coach can earn that much, why shouldn't the hard working players???

[SamuelJoaodaSuica]

@SayCremeFraiche

Yeah they do, They work just as hard as professional athletes, perhaps even more than them because they study as well as play their sport, so in short they do deserve a lot more... They should at be paid more than the retarded assistant coaches who don't do jack shit yet earn huge paycheques...

And congradulations on joining the Navy I respect you for that, even though you are calling me a "fucking terrorist"... Best of luck, mate

[daneyboy88]

i hope south park never ends, iwant it to live longer than, so that ppl from the future can see how WE did it!

[Mongoose2210]

Brilliant!!!!!!!!

[blairduboir]

i'll be willing to offer you $40 for two of the white ones and $50 for the black.. LMFAO

[Dannnneh]

Stoodent atholeetes? Hoho that iz brilliant sire!

[justin806806]

Stoodent Athoooletes?

[Gizbo1328]

Yo this shit is too fuckin funny

[2349DF]

Screw you sahr! I'm goin' home!

[newfrickinshow]

The most sickening part of South Park when it gets preachy, is it almost always 100 percent dead on.

[accentplaya18]

"Student Atholetes". Brilliant Sir! XD LOL

[GreatestMKfighter]

"CERT'NLAY GOT YOSELF A LOOOOKITAY BIDNISS, OH GEE."

[Hakon275]

Shat my britches from laughing during these 2 min... Especially 1:26 - 1:39

God I love this show.

[tmobb19]

Brilliant!

[X5Exotic]

Student athuleeetes!

[Demonmistress101]

Screw you sahr, I'm goin' home!

[allaboutdmagic]

My peaches!