Stuff Liberals Say

[Zaltorus]

We say this shit because it's all 100% true. It's cute that you think this video is making us look silly, though.

[agelessrocker]

@Zaltorus You are silly. This video doesn't "make you look" silly. It mirrors reality.

[0o0enileda0o0]

What kind of a liberal thinks rich people should pay more taxes?! Can't you tell the difference between liberals and social democrats?

[The8347135]

I agree with most of these because it's true

[mcwans]

You forgot everything is sooo racist BUT blacks CAN'T be racist... and It's not a big deal if a woman falsey accuses a man of Domestic violence or rape because historically women have been descriminated against. Also my experience living here in Seattle (super liberal) if you acknowledge that really butch lesbians can and ARE really sexist to women (espiecally women that act and look like women) liberals will get really pissed off cause they think you are prejudiced against gays

[cgermiller]

this....was so brilliant.

[Ilikadasauce]

I live in Oregon - I can vouch for all of these lines as actual non-embelished phrases people use.

[gmedr]

"I'm an Agnostic."

"Don't question my patriotism!"

"GEORGE W. BUSH -- oh my god I'm sorry!"

"Republicans are all racist."

HAHAHAHAH! Oh god I have never laughed so hard, this is so true! Word per word

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

0:35 hahahaha I've said almost those exact words.

[Aradz91]

@I4gotmyMANTRA then you should be shot

[origionalwinja]

@I4gotmyMANTRA wait...so you are admitting to being dumb? ;p

[Nintendofan565]

Very true. I still hate liberals though -_____-

[hachacha00moo]

Omg this is so true!!! I love it!!

[alwaysknowingit13]

"I trust Jon Stewart more than anyone in the corporate-owned media." HAHAHAHAHA

[mondezdurden]

I'm a moderate and hate BOTH liberals and conservatives. Both sides and their ridiculous inability to get along and be civil is destroying this country. That said, this was still funny because it's pretty true.

[dawino6260]

LOL

[wolfboy12321]

1:15 HIS EYES

[tonybigman3]

love it.

[Minacious]

All I have to say about Republicans- Mit Romney.

[willdabeast95]

im liberal, and this is funny. these are all the things i keep in my head. and all the things my dad says. haha

[supitschillbro]

I'm left leaning and I found this very true, and fairly funny, cause its a lot of stuff my more lefty friends say. To say that you hate people on their ideology with out knowing them though, @WinstonMan1000 , is bigotry.

[WinstonMan1000]

I hate these people so fucking much.

[roach062]

I am a conservative and thought this could have been alot better. Still funny in certain spots though. Love the Iphone one.

[Rampala]

All that shit is kinda true.

[george6900]

i dont understand... I agree with all that you said

[MeanKno]

Glad I'm not liberal or republican. Both sides are full of Bigots.

[MeanKno]

@MeanKno EDIT: Glad I'm not liberal or conservative.

[urgirlcassie23]

WHY are you randomly throwing Libertarian/Liberty Movement planks in and saying they are "liberal"? A conservative will vote for Ron Paul or point out the Military Industrial complex or the NWO/Illuminati or be Vegan or call out a false flag like 9/11 just as soon as a liberal or libertarian would. These things are NOT partisan. The Left-Right Paradigm is a sham and a con-job. Watch Invisible Empire, go to infowars.com, or startpage/google it. I hated to thumb this down, but it was warranted.

[RangerTurkish]

This guy has NO idea what Global Warming aka, Climate Change is about. Climate Change is not happening and we are actually headed towards Global Cooling, according to the Solar scientists, David Archibald and Lee Svaalgard, there may be an ice age in 20-50 years. Check out SolarHam and Watts Up With That.com for more information.

[iLoveYouCupcake1000]

"Corporations are so evil" *on iPhone*

I almost died laughing

[x0x0ke]

"I'm an agnostic, but if I had to pick a religion it would probably be Buddhism" ...Oh, dear I swear I said that...today.

[kingbridgetroll]

Id vote for ron paul

[weEatUnicorns]

and who WOULDN'T vote for Ron Paul!?

[ryanshecklersbiceps]

@weEatUnicorns Probly the guy who made this...

[weEatUnicorns]

...The 9/11 part was true though?

[MayraMacabre]

I'm a liberal and I've said a lot of this. XD Hahaha

[MrConservative95]

@MayraMacabre Stating your a liberal is definitely nothing to be proud of.

[MayraMacabre]

@MrConservative95 That's coming from a YouTube user by the name of MrConservative95 ...yea, that doesn't phase me a bit. Nice try, though. Just kidding. HA.

[MayraMacabre]

@MrConservative95 Oh, and you spelled *YOU'RE wrong. Fyi.

[MrConservative95]

@MayraMacabre Oh thank you so very much.

[ryanshecklersbiceps]

@MrConservative95 Hello, I just wanted to thank you for further proving how incapable Conservatives are at creating satire. It gives me great pleasure to be able to watch a video condemning by beliefs and actually come out feeling more sane for thinking the way I do. Cheers!

[ryanshecklersbiceps]

@ryanshecklersbiceps my*

[Maradoesthelaw]

I have probably said "I'm athiest but if I had to pick a religion, I'd pick..." hundreds of times. But I always pick Jewish because theyre pro choice.

[whenskiesturngrey]

I have a shirt that says "no humans are illegal" ;D

[roach062]

@whenskiesturngrey no, they just do illegal things.

[baydood510]

Ron Paul 2012, i agree

[MsOluwatoyin]

Lol..

[SkatedotSaint]

I'm a Radical Socialist. I say a lot of this. But not the weird ones....There are something I think liberals do that are ridiculous

[mojoshow97]

@SkatedotSaint I am a Radical libertarian and I agreed with like a quarter of what was said. Interesting...

[panecitaxbeso]

...guess I'm a liberal? (not all of it, but I do say quite a bit of these things.)

[MichaelAgould08]

The Media Research Center (MRC) is a conservative content analysis organization based in Alexandria, Virginia, founded in 1987 by conservative activist L. Brent Bozell III. Its stated mission is to "prove — through sound scientific research — that liberal bias in the media does exist and undermines traditional American values" and to "neutralize [that bias's] impact on the American political scene"

[ROCALABSWOMAN]

hahaha! This is the best. You have my shtick!

[rigatony019]

no, liberals DO say these things. its funny cause its true.

[ThePalinPatriot]

@rigatony019 Isn't it, though? Everything in this video is something you will hear on the "news" everynight (but not on "Faux" News) and what you will read on the front page of the NY Times!! Lol.

[ViolinDuchess]

"Is this fair-trade coffee?"

[carcabe]

Progressive means progressively more control, progressively more regulations, progressively more laws, progressively more government, progressively more bureaucrats and bureaucracy, progressively more politics into every aspect of our lives, progressively less freedom, progressively less prosperity, progressively less life, progressively less happiness. Progressive means they progressively move toward totalitarianism. It never ends.

[JasonBeckerYes]

@carcabe That's not what progressive means.

[hattaway]

Why do you have 2 microwaves?

[handofmyears]

"communism is good in theory"

[HorsesandCowboys1]

Hell, i drive a big ol american car, and i'm damn proud of it xD

[sunonthewindow]

Yup.. I'm a conservative. There's nothing wrong with a bit of racism and car exhaust. Chill out.

[flipadiddle]

@sunonthewindow haha what yes there is

[CeVoyageur]

just found out i'm a liberal

[rosselhauff]

This wasn't as funny as I expected, but that's mostly because I've actually had people make some of these arguments to me before lol.

[shizuyuki]

Not even accurate. These are hipsters, not liberals. There are mediocre jokes that would have been funnier. Like "Jon Stewart just gets me you know? Why couldn't he be president?" or "Life would be so much easier if I was Canadian. Free health care!" or even "If Star Wars was real Ann Coulter would be the first person I'd force choke." There you go, three right there.

[blueberry92216]

For some reason I don't find most of this insulting. Some of the ideas seem great. Hmm...I need to rethink my life.

[emersonmakebest]

@blueberry92216 never.

[moonysgurl123]

@blueberry92216 Same here haha...

[anzanderz]

HAHAHA I'm a liberal, but I find this HILARIOUS!

[pimpdalyrical]

Should have just been honest and called it "bullshit." The fact that liberals spew it is implied.

[EduardoMarceloD]

Is the gay goatee a part of it?

[brianxbang]

"Is there hidden vegan items on this menu?"

*Next scene*

*Eats a pepperoni pizza*

[r0b0hobo]

Half of these valid points are negated by the ridiculous points that no one has ever said

[brianxbang]

@r0b0hobo Are you a shut in?

[IDontWantYourCereal]

I dont think the people who made this video know what a liberal is.

[diverseindians]

This just comes to prove that liberals don't know what the heck they are talking about.

[gleechriscolferfan1]

im agnostic but if i had to pick a religion it be buddhist.....i just said that earlier today....not awkward at all

[christianmetal5150]

I love how this is so true!!!!!! Stupid liberals hahahaha

[JojoandKorrin]

I'm a liberal and i hardly say any of that. Not all democrats are unreligious. lol

[MalikaCanta5]

Dude! I say like half of this shit!

[SkyBoy937]

Wow im an Uber Right Wing lo we say the EXACT opposite of everything he just said lol

[meggiemeg86]

Was this made by a Pub or Lib? That is the question.

[xvanillaperfume]

EVERYTHING IS RACIST! hahahaha

[AmericaFTW1776]

Liberals kill America! Can we invade Iran already! It is necessary to stop their nuclear program.

[Cannibella]

I'm a liberal, and I am proud that I've said 90% of these things, because they are true.

[AtomicHoosier]

Ron Paul is not a liberal.......

[diverseindians]

You liberals on here DO know that he's making fun of you guys, right?

[diverseindians]

@diverseindians

Hope you guys get that.

[sedative3145]

When I lived in Portland, people would say this stuff all the time. Anybody agree?

[cazonetta]

@sedative3145 I live in OR and visit Portland all the time, so yes, this is very spot on for the liberals and democrats here.

[Seancarter2010]

Not saying every single Republican is a racist but it is interesting that it seems like every single racist is a Republican. Something to ponder

[cazonetta]

@Seancarter2010 It's funny that the idea is so propagated among many Democrats, because 90% of Republicans are actually anything but racist. Just speaking from personal experience (and I've traveled widely across the US).

[peiyuuchan]

"Sarah Palin is like Hitler in a dress."

True story.

[dguard4]

This is awesome..so true

[LibertyDownUnder]

Probably should have mentioned you travelled to 57 states so far. And that you're Shariah compliant.

[diverseindians]

@LibertyDownUnder Yep, he should have said that.

[thealmightyjerbear]

I consider myself liberal and I admit I'm definitely guilty of saying a lot of these things, haha.

[Nationofhonor]

There was a department of Peace in the book "1984", it didn't turn out too well.

[ballinboi22]

*shit conservatives say liberals say*

[Waluigi101]

@ballinboi22 I live in Massachusetts. This is pretty much spot-on, some of it just happens to be reasonable. Not much though. :s

[ballinboi22]

@Waluigi101 Massachusetts its own little political hub, from my experiences they can only be farrrrrrrrrrrr left or very rarely far right. but thats just my oppinion

[Waluigi101]

@ballinboi22 Might just be you. At any rate, far left liberals would still be very likely to make these kinds of statements so the point of the vid holds true as it's supposed to be a joke.

[pfez80]

I'm a libertarian, yet I can relate to about 70% of this video! :)

(Go liberals voting for Ron Paul, btw!)

[sluggytrobodo]

a reagan quote! Look into iran contra. U.S gov brought coke into the country on government plans in order to fund a coup against an elected government. One of your worst presidents ever.

[sluggytrobodo]

Why did you leave out our fondness for literature? And I don't mean "chicken soup for the barely literate.

[Mycommentsgethumbsup]

liberals are so fucking stupid haha

[Mycommentsgethumbsup]

liberals are the biggest hypocrites ever!

[TheAdamwl]

I'm conservative in Minnesota, the one about Sarah palin is true

[ThePetertweeter]

hahah the shirt



[toxizc]

Im agnostic but if i had to choose a religon I'd probbably be a buddhist. - So me.

[ruskrewed]

I guess this video is pretty accurate because I agree with most of this...and sadly some it is true lol Republicans and conservatives love living in their "America is Perfect the way it is" bubble which unfortunately is not true no matter how much they shut their eyes and scream la la la la

[thehunt098]

Okay this is pretty spot on (Liberal here) and funny. Btw, Tim Tebow is gay, can't wait to see what y'all do when he comes out.

[AmericaFTW1776]

Bush was one of the greatest presidents. He was wrong about the WMDs, but he liberated a country from a dictator and steered them in the right direction! The ends justify the means.

[Fdog114]

@AmericaFTW1776 The ends justify the means? So if I kill someone, but it makes me happy, then no harm done?

[AmericaFTW1776]

Communism is a great theory... It's just never been implemented properly. LOL

[wifauldi1]

omg i fucking say that about the troops support them but not their mission

[OuterspaceGandalf]

wtf i agree with most of this

[kcitten]

i loved this. i have heard everything in this video numerous times. so accurate. and the t-shirt was a nice touch :)

[Leviathan1775]

Liberals.... ugh...

[Frandomness101]

All of this are things I say. Maybe aside from the Ron Paul thing...

[AmericaFTW1776]

Rick Santorum for President!!! Check out my channel for real AMERICAN news.

[oliviaarshambow]

@AmericaFTW1776 Oh god no.

[Nationofhonor]

I loled at the "I'd vote for Ron Paul" part. This video is so true, I have to listen to this coming from my Liberal friends ALL the time.

[kuhioffxi]

@Nationofhonor It’s my theory that a lot of Paul supporters are previous Obama supporters who just want “no wars” no matter what happens in the world.

[Nationofhonor]

@kuhioffxi My theory is Libertarians are just conservatives who like weed.

[Gunnarr123abc]

@Nationofhonor i don't like weed or alcohol and i'm a libertarian :P well, more of a constitutionalist!

[bangbangboom4]

I'm conservative and I 'm part black... Am I still racist??

[Sashaiscrazyful]

I say all except the "Let me just charge my car and then we can go" and instead of Agnostic I am Atheist. EXTREMELY accurate. I love this video.

[ambygirl1008]

Liberals and hipsters are seperate but similar animals I just discovered.

[VastFlux]

LOL Spot on awesome.

[race13girl]

ive said everything in this video. haha. :]

[misfecool]

No human Being is illegal, they're undocumented Americans

that killed me xD

now thats what I call a good vid bravo!

[spt544]

Someone should make this jerk disappear!

[alexanderrhewitt]

@spt544 Thanks to the NDAA, im sure if you labeled him as a domestic terrorist that may happen! (Brought to you by Dems, Repubs and signed by Obama)

[supergamer42]

Let me just charge my car.

[Nwmguy]

This is horrible.

[gabbiee19]

wrong wrong wrong.

[olgeiger]

"Shit a sarcastic conservative says when he's trying to be funny about liberals"

[MrRustyshackleford19]

@olgeiger And how liberals react when they get their feelings hurt :'(

[olgeiger]

@MrRustyshackleford19 the "Shit people say" videos are actually SUPPOSED to be things that group of people say.

[teri17]

Kind of read this as shit librarians say... that was a confusing 3 and half seconds.

[shackisdown1]

ron paul!

[bozomonster]

Should be titled "Stupid things ignorant LIEberals say"

[HesEnoughForMe]

EVERYTHING IS RACIST!

[DanKemblepdx]

you dont charge hybrids...

[inamelodramaticbox]

"Hi, are there any vegan items not listed on this menu?" Next Shot: eating pepperoni pizza. ....ummm

[relmofyou]

And this is way I dislike most liberals.

[OfficialPeterFisher]

Im on board for the department of peace idea!

[boyculturedotcom]

Should be called TRUE stuff liberals say.

[rcl7790]

RON PAUL!

[25Elixir]

@rcl7790 You're confusing liberals with libertarians.

[rcl7790]

COMMUNISM FTW

[leftofcollegestation]

Ehhh. Could have been a lot better. 

[kjw1026]

Haha, so totally true! They seriously need to come up with some new arguments :)

[happyface3363]

it scares me how many of these things i have said

[AngerSanta1]

Holy shit youve been recording me

[NolanGill2]

This makes me glad to be republican!

[12Ahoc]

Lol liberals are so remedial.

[ChunkyDude68]

Ha ha... dopey Americans thinking there's a difference between the Tax, Borrow, Spend & War Loving Republican Conservatives and the Tax, Borrow, Spend & War Loving Democratic Liberals... keep thinking you have a choice in 2012 sheeple.

[TheDfdivino]

@ChunkyDude68 A central theme to liberalism is pacifism. What a stupid comment.

@TheDfdivino Of course you have no real substant