Unscripted Review Of 4 Genesis Games

[ShadowoOfBlood]

"Virgin games?" LMAO! That explains everything!

[marioandluigi012345]

Anyone notice that in the opening cutscene of Abram's Battle Tank, the music sounds like an 8-bit version of "Am I Evil?" by Metallica and Diamond Head?

[Raveman01]

"Great graphics"

5 colors lol

[brawlmaster12344]

I lost it at 9:45

[LOKBLUDOM3N]

5:23 Hmmm... no beauty.... just the Beast.

[infinitygenealpa]

SUNSOFT STRIKES AGAIN! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

[BluBoulzor]

Women secretly wants to be raped. Guess we learn something new everyday.

READING BORING ? LOL WHAT THE FUCK

[YOUGOTPWNED1111]

lol aids filling XD

[dixiekongfan1]

Lol aids chocolate bar

[TheNightshade43]

That family fued game looks funny to play

[11chuckles1]

You think Beauty and the Beast music is good? Try the game Ristar for the Genesis, awesome game with even better music.

[AllWalksofLife]

Graveyard? Dude... GARDEN!!

[AllWalksofLife]

did you get your idea for your show from classic game room?

[LordWedgewood]

Look, I love fish and chips and I love Macdonalds.

British AND American food rule!

[tsadrummer]

lol what a pussy tank

[onewecallgod661]

@darthbinks99 my fatty american food is often burnt

[onewecallgod661]

@darthbinks99 uh huh uh huh mines often burnt

[jerman2003]

consequences will never be the same.

[spiderfred1]

What is very romantic? HELL

[demondev90]

So you want chocolate bars full of aids?

[cyberhoodlum]

Your answers for the Family Feud questions were hilarious. I don't see how rape isn't something women worry about.

[MrSkippingteep]

The family feud review was funny yay

[Dubb1000]

@darthbinks99 Exactly what I was thinking, LoooooooooooL!!!!!!!!!!!

[egbduf]

lol sooooo saw playin this game coiming as an answer lol

[cornchippers]

I like caramel

[Schizophrenia222]

dude.......the Tank Battle intro music....dose anyone know the song Am I Evil? and do you think it sounds the same?

[wittw]

I'm with you... AIDS-filled chocolates are far superior to caramel.

[tsadrummer]

rofl at this.and is that george bush one the far right side in the green at the end? lmao

[mikecronis]

Family Feud: "When you bite into a chocolate, which filling do you hope for?" Oh, this is easy. AIDS! I cried so hard I almost passed-out. I had to pause it for 5 minutes because I couldn't stop laughing. Oh God. (tears).  THIS GAME IS BROKEN! Well done sir!

[MasterMonsters]

tis video alwys freezis evan on my other computer(Wii)

[onewecallgod661]

@MasterMonsters on mine it buffers twice at the beginning

[CarmageddonHero]

LOL! GUNPOINT!

[loneshewolf74]

I looove caramel! *drool* lol

[chochopoopoo]

hey, I'm british. but you're right, we can't cook.

[thedemon44]

rape lol

[MarioPro65]

you redheaded motherfuckers! fuck you! XD ROFL

[SuperHamsterKing]

lol amy winehouse

[Thetruehypersonic]

america- cybercop

europe- Coporation

[BuckyKatt321]

I always hope for AIDS flavored chocolate

[schtolteheim]

I must say, the Jeopardy bit was an unexpected highlight, pretty funny.

[schtolteheim]

Sorry about Jeopardy, meant Family Feud of course, lol.

[W4kaba]

i thought you were playing as a woman..seeing as though that pic at the bottom left is a woman.

[electrobussterr]

Stan you so funny.

[JankyToe]

He's not very comprehensive as a reviewer, but he's certainly a great entertainer. I love watching these vid's for the humour.

[WWFATTITUDEERAFAN]

Holy shit! The music in the second game is "Am I Evil?" by Diamond Head! >:-O

[jurkis1]

Cyber cop sucked balls.

[NIN992]

stan is the best reviewer. I know I'm going to get a lot of crap for this, but I like him better than the Angry video game nerd.

[super1commenter]

Yeah, he is too angry

[michaelcat41]

@NIN992 darkness the curse is better

[LILDUNC3000]

@michaelcat41 darkness the curse does not FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE

[michaelcat41]

@LILDUNC3000 does too his new channel is little ridly stars :)

[LILDUNC3000]

@michaelcat41 its FAKE i just searcht it its fake

[LILDUNC3000]

@michaelcat41 its FAKE

[michaelcat41]

@LILDUNC3000 no its really not as he as even shown up on camera but belive as you wish is a channel he shares with his friend :P only about 500 subs right now as most have given up on following him

[BluBoulzor]

@NIN992 Everything that is mega popular like the AVGN is bound to become mainstream and thus having a shitty fan base. Stanburdman is better than AVGN. AVGN is still awesome but it's always the same thing, this guy can be quite creative and fun but I still prefers Stanburdman who also reviews some awesome videos games and does LP on top of that.

[VecTron5]

Battle tank looks like a sequel to robot tank on the 2600.

[MadMudProductions]

lool graveyard

[DJCuell]

5:56: "There's a crackpipe. There's a clock. This is Amy Winehouse".

[SpecialRocketSurgeon]

AIDS in your chocolate? XD

[Mirelurkthing]

um.... we don't actually eat half that stuff.... only weirdos do. And i could easily make fun of american food and everything else about america. do some research next time. i know for a fact that most americans are capable of not victimizing people without doing any research.

[chosentonessournotes]

How exactly do other people around the world see Americans? You do realize that not all of us are stupid like this guy, right? Some of us actually take pride in ourselves and our country. Go suck down some tea, ya fuckin' Brit.

[Mirelurkthing]

look, I didn't even insult America in that last comment. In fact, I actually said that Americans know how to be funny without picking on someone else, but this guy makes you look bad. Plus, where i come from in Britain, or most of the rest of it, we dont eat that. Do the research before making fun of us. No need to go looking for an argument. Jesus.

[chosentonessournotes]

I truly wasn't really coming down on you, but most people that say, "Oh I hate Americans. I hate America." Like, yeah, there are a lot of dumb shits who really don't give a shit about our country and think it's lame, but I actually consider myself to be a pretty intelligent person and most people I've met, probably 9 out of 10 of them are just like me.

[hemdall91]

@ chosentonessournotes

What's said in general shouldn't be taken in particular.

[jensbuhler]

No need for him to mention:

British breakfast

Yorkshire Pudding

Fish and chips

etc. was there? ;)

[robotwarsfan03]

Our food's not that bad fish&chips, lancashire hot pot, yorkshire puddings, cornish pasties etc.....

And for your information, y r u making fun of our food when Amrica invented, MacDonalds!

horrible X(

[RedDaVincy]

I love curry, too!

[sootyferrari65]

wots wrong with our food!!!!!!!

[cosmicman12]

yeah

[Sealord75369]

oh nothing exept you find wetever you eat in OUR wasteland

[antagonist42]

Oh, yeah, I know what women worry about!

R

A

P

E

Oh, I'm gonna make some big mone- WHAT! NOO!!

[DenverCholoX3]

You're tha FUNNIEST! Do you thing! ROFL wit LOWRIDER!

[Lobolover]

@ Cybercop (and Stan) : why didn't you show em the shit ending if you don't do whatever the hell youre supposed to do in level 1 ?

[mindcartographer]

Hey, go and have a yorkshire pudding then ask if we can cook our food.

[8bitPikachu]

i love having aids in my chocolate! lol

[CyborgNinja7]

I just tried that Family Feud game. I thought it would be easy, but I got everything wrong, on questions that seem really easy. Game fucking sucks.

[Sollett]

"The Low-Rider hits trees... What a pussy tank!" "A scubaman who's told as where we've been hit! Invisible enemies!" You're number one

[cosmicman12]

I would say garden but points for creativity

[ragingpenismachine]

Don't want to a little sticky wicket here... but at least our "Eel-pies" aren't 100% grease.

[Fo3modder1337]

what the hell...

[antagonist42]

Following the American stereotype, huh, asshole?

You couldn't do a bit of research and educate yourself before you open your blubbering vagina mouth on the internet?

[RedDaVincy]

Shut the fuck up cunt, yknow m8?

[antagonist42]

I accept your surrender.

[n64roo]

try shutting your yard during your review, it would make it more enjoyable... listening to your scratchy whiny voice is more irritating than the games themselves

[CyborgNinja7]

You're a fucking idiot. Would people rather just watch footage of some really old, crappy games? Go fuck yourself.

[ChaozPro]

Wow... it's Am I Evil? (Diamond Head/Metallica) in the background during Battle Tanks.

[XI3igI3oss78X]

Reading is a boring activity. ^_^

[afrocook88]

Can't breath. need air. This is too funny

[skaterkidz7]

Return to Castle Clay Aikenstein with guest appearence by Michal Jackson in stores now

[Clavatwarrior]

lol nice answers

[JohnDman16]

fucking funny man especially the ending omg hahaa ah

[TodorPetrovKoksharov]

thr english need to learn to cook!Italian,American and French are the best!

[clocwirkoj]

it's not George W. Senior/Junior, it's George H.W.

[iloveemochicks1]

english food ha

amrican fuck prick stop speaking english and

btw we have better food then u what burgers hahahahaha

[Pawkit]

Aww sensitive much?

[iloveemochicks1]

no i don't like rasism

[Pawkit]

...yes as if you knew what that was...this would be prejudice I think you were looking for prejudice. ^^ ok sorry I'll stop now

[buzzbop]

just bought a box of creamy aids mmmmm

[buzzbop]

im english and i have never heard of eel pie...oh and blood sausage is very nice...and eaten in america too..just not as popular

[cutiepie19873]

being held at gun point is romantic?

LMAO

[Lobolover]

Uh,I like caramel. :/

[vato76]

Now just imagine a caramel-covered lobo (wolf)! How hot would that be?! I bet it would really turn you on.

[RockmanNeka2]

or a Pedobear-shaped chocolate "bar"?

[Vampshin]

thanks I love you too XD

[djindoe]

amy winehouse is... count dracula.

[YiddoBobbins]

RAPE

AIDS

GUNPOINT

You redheaded motherfuckers!

Rofl!

[WhoRunBarterTown]

Gunpoint. That's awesome. If Gozer asked if you were a god, I'd say yes.

[MickeyPC1]

Rape lol thats what you came up with.

[Brzbrngr]

hahaha amazing reviews

5stars

[DYLL2thaBOY]

OMG i cldnt stop laughing!! :P lol u got want aids in ur chocolate! :P

[pongproductions]

OMG RAPE! ROFL

[andoof3476]

being held at gunpoint is romantic, lol

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Dang Stan, you need to be careful.

Wesley Snipes, Amy Winehouse, Billy Elliot, The British Nation and the Southern US states might knock on your door someday armed with baseball bats :D

[kalen190]

yeah lol

[Squeakybird]

Hey, don't insult british cuisine.

We have...erm..er...fish and chips.

Everyone loves that right?

But yeah, black pudding is gross.

[filmmakerxp]

Rape should have been number 1!

[smitty618]

lol i wish some people would just calm down about the england joke, he wasnt being serious, and i live in england and i just laughed, CUZ IT WAS A JOKE!

I dont know how some people survive in this life being so foolish...

[LegendOfAndrew]

No, we won't start cooking out food :p

[carltonbanks81]

Blood sausage, ha ha...black pudding Stan!

You HATE Amy Winehouse, love it...she is in fact a crack whore waste of space.

Please can you play "game show" type computer games every week, played wheel of fortune the other day and it was piss poor!

[s34ns34n]

aids,gunpoint......

[Dennoman2007]

Traditional English country kitchen is a million times better than all that shit America's been flooding the world with. That's kinda funny tho: when I was in China, this American shit like TGI Friday's was all over the place, but I never EVER saw that in Europe, not even in Rome or Paris xD I mean goddamn, even Starbuck's is rare in Europe.

Guess we just prefer quality, oh well :p

[Herr12]

Please, calm down, is only a joke.

[Dennoman2007]

I know man :)

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Starbucks rare in europe?  I can tell you don't live in the UK then.

They're on every fucking high street.

[ZionProwler]

Not in my town. It's just Costa's, and more charity shops then we need.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

You don't live in a Granny town do you?

Charity shops love to frequent in Granny Towns.

But it's usually a chain of coffee shops in an area, I went to Southend a few months ago and there are nothing but tchibo's there, London has Coffee Republics in clumps.

[ZionProwler]

Kind of. My home town sucks.

If you ever visit Northallerton, GET FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE! IT'S BORING!

[jamesparson1604]

LOL im english and i have never seen eel pie or blood sausage

[cleomagoolando]

"rotting fish, dead seagulls.." Fucking awesome.

[Remco32]

5 starred, since your boredom = my enjoyment

[xg4bx]

holy shit i remember cyber cop lol. haven't thought of that game in over a decade.

[kn00fmunky]

Hey stan, just curious. Are you some kind of sex god?

[SpaceyAtariQueen]

wat a random question!!!

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Oh, we also call it Black Pudding, not Blood Sausage. Makes it slightly more appetising that way :D

And Eel Pie? Noones eaten that since the 18th century.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

As an English person, I can safely say that we no longer need to cook food now we have the opportunity to dine on such fine American cuisine as McDonalds.

and whats with you fuckers making all the McDonalds in London look like Starbucks stores now? Making them look a like a trendy coffee bar will still give me a coronary bypass.

[stanburdman]

Dude, WE don't even eat McDonalds anymore. I can't think of a food worse for your health. Unless they sponsor me in some way, then it is filled with protein and goodness. PA DA PA PA PA.

[ScrewAttackEurope]

Apparently Coleslaw is the worst thing you can actually eat now. as it's 80% Fat.

[fijberto]

freakin hilarious dude. Thx for the laughs.

[TheIndigoEffect]

The Family Feud review was priceless.

[diablo313]

lmao @ the family fued.

[caewyn]

"Amy Winehouse is count Dracula." ROFL.

[roboshark3]

lol, cybercop, if you look at the bottom right it says virgin gamers. lol

lol, "scuba man, tell me how hard we've been hit!"

lol, rape, aids.

[MrZombay]

I love AIDS flavor!

[MadamFoogie]

XD Your answers for Family Feud were hilarious. Makes me want to download the emulation.

[MightyTallestZim82]

Mmh,chucklet filled with,AIDS? XD

[thekenner]

hilarious. A+

[TheDeftGamer]

i loved family feud for snes !

[Odrox]

One of the redheads is a Chuck Norris look-alike!

[pixelperv]

lol the video game is sexist, he typed "rape" then the computer typed "money"

[DanielSmith604]

XD so true

[Xiomen]

lol gunpoint

[Pilpup]

LOL the tank game wants you to have more practice

[KillFilmVol3]

haha Rape....its true though.

[zombieoverlord1]

"Return to castle Clay Aikenstein."lol

[PuppyXz]

This is a comment, lol.

[lordamiba101]

Fucking brilliant as always stan , Glad to see a new the old school reviews back , Lookin forward to the next one!!!!

[Orutra621]

Not George W. Sr. Just George Bush, actually George H.W. Bush. I have a feeling this will get thumbs down or deleted.

[thefightingpie]

I know you were only joking (i admit i laughed) but i live in england and i've seen no eel pie... and yeah, Blood sausage (or black pudding as we call it) it fucking nasty!

But you can't beat good ol' fish and chips :P

[superbeaner0]

"Rape" "Aids"

Fucking funny xD

[mattfanv1]

wooooo i am a fish from the sea and great job!!!

[SWAGshow]

your boredom > my entertainment

haha

[kalen190]

first person 2 watch it wooot great and funny review

[superbeaner0]

Fail!

[VideoGameMaster360]

awsome video!!!!!

[FrozenShadow17]

Great review!