Can you imagine a world without lawyers?

[DAVIDInitiative]

RIP Phil Hartman :(

[mouse264]

Saul Goodman, is that you?

[AlphazWorld]

I showed this vid to my sister, who is a lawyer...

[CLICKMEYOULOSER]

@AlphazWorld Here, take this 3 million dollar cheque and a rhodium medal!

Ohohohohohoho

[swevixeh1]

Sounds like a world of chaos and anarchy

[lutzdify]

Can you imagine a world without Jews?

*a world where the Rothschilds never existed, Christinity, Islam and Communism never came into being, and the Dark ages never happened*

Ahhhhh....

[SomeFluffer64]

@lutzdify no communism and dark ages? How?

[Capesports4]

@lutzdify What do Judaism and Communism have to do with each other?

[Djsz1]

@ihg911turbo then we wouldnt have to worry about SOPA/PIPA

[CornishCreamtea07]

Can you imagine a world where Phil Hartmen is still alive and doing VA for the Simpsons

[ihg911turbo]

Can you imagine a world without USA?

[airplanegod]

@ihg911turbo Can you imagine a world without Colombia?

[ihg911turbo]

@airplanegod Can you imagine a world without airplanegod?

[airplanegod]

@ihg911turbo Yeah, it would be hell!

[derami100]

ive just started my law studies at university...and i love this clip =)

[NewMargaritaville]

better call Saul!

[luizramires7]

"When I grow up, I want to be a troll!"

"Good for you son. If there's something the internet needs, it's more trolls. Can you imagine the internet without trolls?"

*Fantasizes about the Internet as a place where there are no trolls*

*shivers*

[lutzdify]

Can you imagine a world with out Monotheism??

*image of world where people all over the world live peacfully practicing their ORIGINAL ethnic religions without interference from agents of an alien unhuman "God".*

Oh, and NO JEWS!!! :D

[SomeFluffer64]

@lutzdify why must you bring offensive and controversial statements like that into a simple, funny video like this?

[lutzdify]

@SomeFluffer64 Deal with it OR Go back to imaginationland.

[SomeFluffer64]

@lutzdify what if people ripped on Atheists? Would YOU deal with it all right? Seriously think.

[lutzdify]

@SomeFluffer64 I'm not an atheist. I'm more of a polytheist.

[SomeFluffer64]

@lutzdify perfectly fine. Just don't completely put down monotheism. You can make a little joke a bout it, but don't act like it's COMPLETELY wrong just because you don't agree with it.

[DrZoid99]

@SomeFluffer64

Leave the poor redneck to be dude, some people are beyond salvation.

Can you imagine the world without people who form life dogmas from cereal boxes under 60 seconds? XD

[FiREFLYSerenity408]

Keep pressing '9'. LOL

[samdiego]

Phil heartman was the greatest. It's a really shame he was killed

[BIeak]

Man i miss the old simpons :)

[fetidmixtures]

exactly, we do not need some hippy ass society of morons who accept and tolerate anything.

[samdiego]

Disney would be screwed lol

[Morzall0055]

Not havin lawyers? That's a paddlin.

[northcarolinaswag]

@lutzdify Christians are awesome

[Poomba1989b]

@northcarolinaswag People are awesome, who cares what religion they have

[lutzdify]

@northcarolinaswag Inquisition and Verdan Massacre anyone?????

[lutzdify]

No but I can imagine a world without Yids: There was never a 9/11, Christianity, and Islam never raised their ugly heads, no diabolical Rothschilds scammers, the Black countries wouldn't be in as much a mess, and Communism would never have existed!! =)

[crashnburner187]

@lutzdify Nazi, much?

[nophishing1]

99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name

[llpoxon]

23 ppl are lawyers

[owen82100]

Occupy wall street need to see this.

[WelcomeGhostsIV]

Can you imagine a world where The Simpsons is still good?

[robertsfunny1995]

@WelcomeGhostsIV We're living in it.

[SomeFluffer64]

@WelcomeGhostsIV that's something that the mind cannot imagine.

[FigmentJedi]

>AWorldWithoutTeenSitcoms.avi

[FeederLiveTV]

Hutz- "Uh-oh!, I think he's going to win this one!"

Marge- "Mr Hutz!!"

[Fortythievez]

23 lawyers watched this video

[Goldendriger]

...So the Lawyers killed Elvis?

[Notverysane]

"Imagine all the people."

[helenevienna]

I like how his name starts with "lie"

[pythonman7]

"Mr Hutz, when I grow up I wanna be a youtube troll just like you"

"Good for you son, if there's one thing youtube needs it's more trolls. Could you image a world without trolls?"

*owwwwgggghhhhhh*

[lutzdify]

@AmishParadise27 How about a world without dumbass deluded people like YOU!!! Your kind worship a God from a non-aryan society, you in your ignorance and delusion curse modern technology as "evil" and you seriously believe that a God who has no constant form is the same one who created the human species.

[RockyRock1994]

@lutzdify uhm....you know that jews, muslims and christians worship the same god, right?

[TheSonicGod]

A world without lawyers would make Apple go out of business.

[fleskfan100]

" When I grow up, I want to make a meme!"

"Good for you son. If there's something the internet needs, it's more memes. Can you imagine the internet without memes?"

*Imagines the Internet as a place where everyone's jokes are clever, original and funny*

"Ohohohohoho....."

[TaimaDjinn]

@fleskfan100 A world without memes? Does this mean I can't haz cheezburger?

[dreamweb551]

Get proper info about safety and Injury lawyers. Get more safety. Safety is better than collapse.

[partygirl209]

that would be awful!!

[luigifan000]

I can imangine a world without Obama

(Americans and Isrelians dancing happly)

[ilikrandomness]

@luigifan000 Oh come now you know he didn't cause the tension

[dmarblue]

@luigifan000

Isrelians? Are those anything like Israelis? In the future when delivering a political bomb, it helps if you have a command of the English language... Yes, I know to hold to the belief that being able to read and write competently are fundamental to making an effective political argument is likely to have me branded as an elitist, but hey, if you're intimidated by someone who is better educated than yourself, well, that's your problem.

[pmk422]

@dmarblue What the hell does this have to do with the video. Go rant somewhere else.

[roadtonever]

Settle down folks, it's a figment of Lionel Hutz imagination. Doesn't necessarily have to be a satirical statement.

[ElBarto3131]

Can you imagine the internet without trolls? *a youtube comment section without a debate on religion* Ahohohohoooo

[NetConsole]

@ElBarto3131 Something tells me you're christian, is that right?

[ElBarto3131]

@NetConsole

Lol no.

[NetConsole]

@ElBarto3131 Hmmm, okay. So who are the trolls in the religion debates you see lots of places here? And why use religion debates as an example of trolling, when there are tons of other subjects with just as much of that?

[ElBarto3131]

@NetConsole

Because at the time I posted that comment there actually was some stupid debate about religion at the time in this comment section. Just poking fun at them.

[NetConsole]

@ElBarto3131 Ah, I see now. Though it was a christian who started it by whining about how his religion got made fun of by Family Guy...

[robertsfunny1995]

@NetConsole I included a small note about how Seth makes fun of religion, and some douche had to come in and start attacking me. It wasn't the main focus, but some atheist had to make it that way.

[NetConsole]

@robertsfunny1995 It wasn't any smaller than the rest of your post, so it sticked out.

And it then shows that you don't like it when he makes fun of your religion in his show, thus you stay open to fire from people who finds it embarrasing that christians don't tolerate being made fun of their religion.

[robertsfunny1995]

@NetConsole Well why is religion the only thing that's allowed to be made fun of?

[NetConsole]

@robertsfunny1995 Please tell me you're now joking...

[robertsfunny1995]

@NetConsole Are you saying liberalism gets made fun of often?

[NetConsole]

@robertsfunny1995 I haven't said anything about that yet, but since you ask the question, then; Yes it does. South Park has made fun of liberalism tons of times.

[robertsfunny1995]

@NetConsole Not as much as badly as Family Guy has against conservatism. And South Park makes fun of both sides mostly, but haven't you noticed that there are little to no shows directly making fun of liberalism?

[NetConsole]

@robertsfunny1995 Right about the first sentence. Wrong about the second. They make alot more fun of liberalism. And what do you exactly mean by "directly making fun of"? South Park has for all the meaning of the term "directly making fun of" liberalism alot of times. Check out episode 'Manbearpig' for example.

Love South Park btw.

[robertsfunny1995]

@NetConsole Yeah, but look at it this way. South Park has gone on for a while, but Seth Macfarlane not only has been given a lot of success, but he has been given 3 shows. And when a show makes fun of liberalism, it generally receives much more negative attention. Have you heard of "The Goode Family?"

[azn069]

Can you imagine a world without arrows to people's knees?

[MrGpkfan]

@azn069

yes a better world for top comments

[videogamenostalgia]

If there's one thing America needs, it's more Rebecca Black. Can you imagine a world without Rebecca Black?

[lukegranger89]

lawyers are faggots

[penguinboy561]

Can you imagine a Simpsons without Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure? 0:17 summarizes my feelings.

[OcoryustheBold]

Can you imagine a world without the internet

"a bunch of people playing video games, watching movies and generally having fun"

OHahoaho...

[slapbetman1]

RIP Phil Hartman. You were the funniest character ever to be on the simpsons.

[AlphaZoneR]

Can you imagine the world without JB? YES I CANN!!!!!

[AlphazWorld]

I showed this vid to my sister who is a lawyer!

[ixcuincle]

It's funny because it's true

[Nonconstructiveness]

>video makes no mention of religion

>nothing but religious arguments in the comments

[theEarlofChip]

@Nonconstructiveness blame the top comments

[robertsfunny1995]

@Nonconstructiveness I know, I made a comment about Seth Macfarlane and made a tiny note on how he goes out of his way to bash religion, then a bunch of raging atheists attacked me.

[dalfvideos]

@Nonconstructiveness Can you imagine a world without religious arguments in the youtube comment section?

[MrZangetsu468]

@Nonconstructiveness Can you imagine a world without religion?......

[iCholin]

@Nonconstructiveness

>Greentexting

>On youtube



[Dinmhor]

@Nonconstructiveness as Bill O'Reilly would say: You Can't Explain That!

[bakugancollecterZ]

@Nonconstructiveness Welcome to youtube

[crashnburner187]

@Nonconstructiveness That's YouTube for ya. Thanks to atheist trolls, no video is safe from religious intolerance, bigotry and all-around douchebaggery!

[TheReapersSon]

I really hate how YouTube no longer links to your comment when you click on the link.

[krayzeejojo]

I can definitely imagine a world without lawyers. Just imagine how quickly a conflict can be resolved with just ONE REALLY GOOD FUCKIN' ALL-OUT STREET BRAWL ;)

[Gamer4672]

@krayzeejojo damn it now I really wish that was true D:

[Brain320]

@krayzeejojo

Unless the whole fuckin street is brawling against you, then everybody screems for policeman, a judge and a lawyer, but when you need to pay one then they suck. Just normal human line of thought I guess, can be applied to any profession... xD

[ShaxAMV]

I never got this joke as a kid lol.

[Bulzeeb15]

For every 1000 Lionel Hutz's in the world, there's one Phoenix Wright.

That needs to be reversed.

[Jcolinsol]

In heaven... everything is fine, in heaven... everything is fine.

You have your good thing, and I have miiiiiiiine.

[someguy724]

everyone my friend Doc. Brown told me by 2015 lawyers will be abolished

[enterthetekken]

I'd take lawyers over hippies anyday!!

[CapitalBhoy78]

@enterthetekken Wow nice to meet ya Rick Perry, how's it going champ??

[GAF1987]

Originally Phil Hartmann was going to be the voice of Zapp Brannigan before he died.

[Bluecho4]

My God, a world where people would actually have to learn how to solve their disagreements face to face! A world where couples that are sort of sick of each other have to talk, and a single jackass can't file class action lawsuits against a company for pointless reasons!

Sign me up! :D

[TheReapersSon]

I come to a video that is a funny clip from the Simpsons, and I scroll down and see comments arguing about religion.

Oh, YouTube...

[robertsfunny1995]

@TheReapersSon I just made a comment on how Seth Macfarlane shows suck and this raging atheist attacks me.

[NetConsole]

@robertsfunny1995 Typical theists. Always playing the victim role when they lose an argument, and always whines about ad hominem attacks, calls atheists for trolls, etc.

You proved these prejudices lots of people have about theists.

[BrandonDerive1985]

A world without Lawyers: It's Called Soviet Russia

[cmoz88]

ever*

[cmoz88]

What every happened to Lionel Hutz? Not seen him in any of the newer episodes :L

[bluesBro18]

@cmoz88 the guy who voiced him died in 1998, he was shot in his sleep by his wife, very sad and tragic loss of Phil Hartman, RIP Phil you were so funny

[rockstorm96]

@robertsfunny1995 unfortunately, we can only dream of such a paradise with no seth

[TheMostAwesomeMan242]

that looks peacful!!!!

[ElBarto3131]

If there's one thing the internet needs, it's more trolls. Can you imagine a world without trolls? *imagines a youtube comment section with civil and intelligent conversation* Oohohohooo

[KurtMista]

@ElBarto3131 If It's one thing WWE needs it's more Heels can you imagine a world without Heels *imagines Faces saying good stuff and crowds cheering*Ooohoohooo

[AWATT022610]

A world without lawyers that's a paddlin

[robertsfunny1995]

Can you imagine a world without Seth Macfarlane shows? *thinks about a world where we still have good shows like King of the Hill, and no jokes designed to insult religion every 5 minutes* OHahoaho...

[cobrakai84]

@robertsfunny1995 Religion supplies endless material for jokes because it is so ridiculously stupid, it would be wrong not to take advantage..

[robertsfunny1995]

@cobrakai84 If you lived in a world without computers and someone told you about them, you'd think they were ridiculously stupid.

[cobrakai84]

@robertsfunny1995 This has nothing to do with ignorance, I know plenty about many religions.. Believe what you want but except that rationally thinking people will find the funny side of blind faith..

[robertsfunny1995]

@cobrakai84 So you're saying the world just popping out of nowhere with no explanation isn't farfetched?

[cobrakai84]

@robertsfunny1995 Id rather go with some scientific basis than what a desert dweller wrote one day when he was bored.. You want farfetched? Go read your bible.

[bluesBro18]

@cobrakai84 actually there is alot lot of things outside the Bible that prove the existence of Jesus Christ, the Crucifixion is one of the most documented events of the ancient world, even the great greek scholars of the day documented it. you should read the bible through carefully you'll find alot of fact, have a good one .. peace

[Toml420]

@bluesBro18 "The crucifiction is one of the most documented events of the ancient world" Surely you're joking! There's only a handful of mentions, many of them very ambiguous, and all of them written decades, even centuries after it supposedly happened. While I agree it's probable that Jesus existed and was crucified, to call it well documented is at best dishonest.

[robertsfunny1995]

@cobrakai84 I thought matter was neither created nor destroyed, Science doesn't explain where the universe came from at all.

[cobrakai84]

@robertsfunny1995 Not yet, but its gradually explaining what was previously unexplainable.. give it up, this isnt an argument you can win.

[johnsnake71]

@cobrakai84 OBJECTION! WHERE'S YOUR PROOF TO SUPPORT THIS CLAIM?!

[cobrakai84]

@johnsnake71 What claim? btw very impressed with the uppercase..

[johnsnake71]

@cobrakai84 Do you not get the reference?

[cobrakai84]

@johnsnake71 now do, after looking/remembering what the video was..

[SomeFluffer64]

@cobrakai84 don't call it stupid if there are more religous people than atheists. FAR more.

[cobrakai84]

@SomeFluffer64 Once upon a time more people thought the earth was flat than round.. so they were right by weight of numbers were they? .. idiot

[ANeonTiger]

@robertsfunny1995 Religion deserves to be made fun of.

[classicwiseguy]

@robertsfunny1995 there's never enough shows that insult religion, there should be a show dedicated to rudely making fun of all religions and mocking people's belief in god

[Antipopularization]

@classicwiseguy That's theism not religion as a whole, moron.

[robertsfunny1995]

@classicwiseguy There's already one, Family Guy, and it's asinine.

[MrAltron]

@robertsfunny1995 NICE!

[iiMTooFast]

@robertsfunny1995 religion has alot to laugh about, theres hundreds, they have caused near enough all wars, and there just stories made up by some "wise" people

[robertsfunny1995]

@iiMTooFast You can't prove they're made up. Evolution was made up and we know the guy who did it. Besides people fight over all kinds of stuff, and it doesn't help when you make fun of someone's beliefs.

[iiMTooFast]

@robertsfunny1995 i dont fully mean that gods arent real but theres more evidence on evolution like cavemen and animal bones from millions of years ago (im not saying god doesnt exist it could be possible that he made the world and left us to evolve maybe, we will never know)

[robertsfunny1995]

@iiMTooFast True, but on your other argument that religion has caused a lot of wars and stuff, they also do a lot of good for the world, like those kids starving and thirsty in Africa, there are Christians trying to help them, and there's a lot of stuff held at church events to raise food for hungry people and such.

[FireypepperCP]

@robertsfunny1995

The thing is, that every religion has it's flaws. In fact Christianity had killed hundreds of thousands of people especially during the Medieval times. Without religion, it would sure be a much better society.

[heartshapedlife1]

@FireypepperCP Without religion, there would also be less morality. Which means people wouldn't care anymore and do more bad things.

[robertsfunny1995]

@heartshapedlife1 Exactly.

[Ilasperr]

@heartshapedlife1 The 'moral' behaviors that most religious people display isn't morality at all because that's a simple result from the fear of retribution from higher beings. If you are truly moral you wouldn't need a God of any kind to be telling you to do moral things or be sent to hell or other forms of punishment.

[theshadow180]

@heartshapedlife1 religion does not have a monopoly on morality we do altruistic things by instinct not just by as llasperr said fear of retribution...religion just likes to pretend it does to make itself seem useful in a society that really doesnt need it anymore

[heartshapedlife1]

@theshadow180 I don't care what YOU make of religion, just don't judge ME for being religious.

[theshadow180]

@heartshapedlife1 im not judging i just think that its naive to believe that religion is the centre of all morality and in all fairness doctrines that claim such things is rather arrogant that not a judgement thats how it comes across when you think about it

[divinesleeper]

@robertsfunny1995 yeah sounds like a pretty grim and dark place.

[progrockcoffee]

@robertsfunny1995 Family Guy isn't about insulting religion every 5 minutes. It's just stating the obvious and pretending that's the joke.

[LuBuOWNZ]

@robertsfunny1995 King of the Hill... GOOD?

I need to wash my eyes with acid now.

[robertsfunny1995]

@LuBuOWNZ You don't deserve eyes if you can't see the wonder of KOTH and the suckage of Family Guy...

[LuBuOWNZ]

@robertsfunny1995 The absurdity of your comment is amazing.

I don't care what you say about Family Guy, but suggesting King of the Hill is good, at ALL, is simply inhuman.

[robertsfunny1995]

@LuBuOWNZ It would help if you had the attention span of at least a squirrel.

[LuBuOWNZ]

@robertsfunny1995 I'd keep up with this, but I have simply run out of fucks to give. If you feel like watching that shit, have fun with it.

[kievarsenal]

yeah, a world without lawyers where you are screwed at will by powerful people while having no real legal recourse.

[kranitationdepartmen]

It's unreal to me how many times I've seen Phil Hartman's performance of these same jokes, and how funny they remain, 20 years later. RIP, one of the funniest actors ever.

[abo133780]

lawyers are not the bad guys omfg!! its the economists!!

[mario11168]

@abo133780 lolwut? Economists don't do anything other than realize capitalism is the only thing that makes a country productive. Either way, everyone hates lawyers except the wives of lawyers and someone who needs a lawyer.

[dapigistalkin]

lawyers and politicans: the most dark and evil forces that walks on this planet

[gso619]

@dapigistalkin what abot the people at the DMV?

[HPislegend248]

@dapigistalkin Tell that to Erin Brockovitch.

[HairyHariyama]

@dapigistalkin What about Phoenix Wright?

[johnsnake71]

@dapigistalkin Oh really? Phoenix Wright has something for you then, just go to this link here: objection(dot)mrdictionary(dot­)net/go(dot)php?n=5430164

Just replace the (dot) with a period.

[singhisking853]

@dapigistalkin Except they're both important in society.

[FireFalcon546]

The problem with this joke is that it's the exact opposite, and it was portrayed as serious instead of comical.

[Mrpastry909]

The Simpsons is slightly left politics-wise but they don't shove it down your throat like Family Guy. The Simpsons also looks downright Republican compared to Family Guy.

[UncannyJungle]

i used to be lawyer....until i took an arrow in the knee...

[dan56997]

a world without lawyers?

That's a paddlin'

[mistapink1]

21 people are clearly lawyers...

[mario11168]

@mistapink1 How? If I didn't know any better I'd say all lawyers agree with this video

[robertsfunny1995]

The only thing that deserves a paddlin' more than bein' a lawyer, is bein' Seth Macfarlane.

[MAnnaconduit1]

@robertsfunny1995 please tell me all about it