Seinfeld - Marine Biologist

[TheBlackRavenclaw]

One of the greatest, most memorable scenes  in an incredible show. That's saying something.

[letsbook]

Newman has 18 different Youtube accounts

[HBCult]

"I wont lie to you boys...i was terrified." Cant stand ya Costanza!!!

[bluecatky]

I love the look on George's face when he pulls the golfball out of his jacket.

[warriormole]

IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST

[ASDF123428262]

I LOVE SEINFELD

[LucaToni101]

a hole in one lmao

[bda617]

anyone notice Elaine had her arms down after george says "easy big fellow" and next scene has her arm back up again

[MusicMan3423]

@bda617 Yeah, they must of had to shoot this several times cuz you can see Elaine look down and laugh when George said easy big fella, lol too funny

[rmac32]

The show is incredibly underrated for its use of storytelling: The various characters, the intersecting story lines all happening at the same time, only to come together at the very end with hilarious results.

The Marine Biologist episode is the best example of this. It may be both the funniest & best example of what made Seinfeld so special.

[joacokubrick]

I hate these types of comments but I must: 18 people are old men trying to send back soup in a deli.

[Uberdrumcovers]

the greatest moment in seinfeld

[drzfynest65]

Look at Kramer's face right at 2:13...he almost loses it cracking a smile!

[OnkelStein]

You can see Jason Alexander aaalmost cracking up when he presents them with the golfball, it was mentioned in the dvd extras or it may have been from a kathy & regis-special when the whole ensemble were guests

[glufselicious]

The Seinfeld fan site on FB just posted: "Jerry Seinfeld believes that the laugh received after George revealed the golf ball to Kramer is the biggest spontaneous laugh given in the entire series"

[letsgotothevideotape]

The look on Kramer's face at the end is priceless.

[bonezzzz]

George is my favorite character

[pvthitch]

Years and years of great comedy. This was their finest moment. I was watching with three friends of mine. We were on the floor with little doggy laughter.

[jesseblizzard]

love the superstation logo

[pwyattrichardson]

18 people are trying to give soup back in a deli

[GunterJPN]

I loved how the show brought all these seemingly unconnected stories together at the end of the episode. brilliant writing.

[steamboy101]

I read somewhere that this was filmed in one take! Brilliant!

[Jaso700]

LMAO!!!!! Krammers face when George pulls out the obstruction from his jacket is priceless!! haha!

One of the best moments on the show!

[Deel2506]

That was THE moment from Seinfeld!

[chrizles]

Now picture this. We find a nice sweet spot between the dunes, we take out our drivers, we tee up and [makes a golf stroke], that ball goes sailing up into the sky holds there for a moment and then .... glueep!

[OUWATZAHLE08]

GEORGE IS AMAZING SPEAKER 

[LauVMz]

GREAT!!!!

[petrilassila]

This was my first episode ever and still one of my favorites. On a dark day nothing lightens your mood as a dose of seinfeld.

[Baboatnike]

What is that a Titleist?



[hguntupalli]

@Baboatnike brand of golfball..

[Baboatnike]

@hguntupalli I know, I was repeating my favorite line. thanks...

[comprehensiveboy]

The pressure was on Kramer cus he could have scuppered the scene by bad timing. The audience were in stitches.

[danijel42]

Sjajno... :)

[0706823245]

you have to wonder if anyone really did hit a golf-ball into a whale's blowhole...

[kfki]

is that a golf ball pull out from a blowhole?

[Xenoforge78]

@kfki Yes! :p

[ytmmlyt]

turn on embedding you fuck.

[lithiumgreen105]

I wish my golf game was as good as Kramer's.

[yushis1]

lol... "the sea was angry that day, my friends..." is the greatest single seinfeld line

[spartan1010101]

@yushis1 "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

[scrainbow1234]

this show and especially this scene had THE BEST kind of humor :)

[nikkitheninjaxx]

hole in one

[JohnnyBoyUK85]

"I tell you jerry at that moment, I WAS a marine biologist"

This and Kramers bus story in "The Fire" episode are two of my all time favourite scenes from Seinfeld

[wojtuniakfrog]

MFW I saw the golf ball.

[helluvathan]

best seinfeld moment ever! epic

[jakeweerez]

I said "EASSSSSY BIG FELLA!!"

[MrWilliamShakesphere]

...at THAT moment I was a marine biologist.

[SCVCyms]

17 people tried to send back soup at a deli

[mondoman2016]

@SCVCyms lol

[wheelmanstan]

one of the best ever, next to art vandelay

[mtb416]

The height of sitcom.

[HyperDarkness91]

A hole in one XD !!!!!!!!

[JimmyNumb]

which episode is this??

[MDJE2008]

LOL - the sea was angry that day my friends...

** hole in one :-D

[saberrouhani]

Funniest look on Kramer's face when he sees the ball lol

[HappyBaffs]

Fucking great.

[ShreddGamer14]

This show has really stood the test of time!

[ShreddGamer14]

@ShreddGamer14 Jerry's face at 2:06

[Zentraleinheite]

Easy big fella

[krazyrocker82]

@metalsushidog LOL I was just thinking about that! He should've had less time served than everyone else!

[DarkEnforcer22]

hha i love seinfeld i watch it about everyday with my dad and I've seen each episoid atleast 100 times but each time it's even funnier (:

[poptartninjalewis]

George looks like Radar from MASH at the start!

[maxsonly]

whatever lol

[getyaboogieon]

George made this show

[MrAxIMetal]

CLASSIC!

[frankdrebiin]

oh my gosh. hilarious.

u can feel, that every actor craws a hidden hand into something.. trying as hell not to start laughing in front of the audience and ruining the scene.

i loved seinfeld, and curb these days is pretty, pretty.. pretty goood, too xP

[Fitzgilbert]

I don't get it. What's funny?

[XiamwatchingyouX]

@Fitzgilbert Earlier in the episode Kramer went golfing on a beach, hitting balls into the ocean. Later he came back saying that he hated it cause he stinks. For the rest of the episode it was left alone until this scene.

[luisman69]

@XiamwatchingyouX Of course that explais it!

[HyperDarkness91]

When I saw this I laughed that i felt there was a rock in my stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[maninthebox0]

I said EASY BIG FELLA!

[logant44]

like everyone else here I reached my laughter breaking point while watching this for the first time. Such violent spasms of delight I have never felt, and will never feel again.

[Jean120483]

George.

[Grimmiss18]

Best 2 1/2 minutes of any Seinfeld episode!

[akendall97]

@Grimmiss18 Absolutely!!

[Yivson]

Suck it Ahab!

[febgurl88]

i love the woman's laugh in the audience at 2:02!! it makes me laugh even harder!! hahaha

[akendall97]

One of the most absolute classics scenes ever!!! Love it!!!

[cerpintaxt815]

i love the way he walks into the waves

[zang1983]

i was the 1337rd person to like this. just sayin'

[skezness]

best, most epic Seinfeld (if not TV in general) moment in history

[CelsoSC]

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back a soup to the deli."

[BuellerBueller95]

0:40 kramer looks so out of it xD

[ReverendDiabetes]

one of the greatest ending punch lines ever, not only in Seinfeld but in all of TV history!

[strawberryXswirl]

the 1st time I saw this episode, this scene was quite possibly the hardest I have ever laughed for something

[SpazzzDog]

I remember watching this scene when this episode first aired on TV

[mgpowers]

@jddeitz2000 ouch, meanie.

[57eer]

This is probably my favorite scene from the five seasons that I've watched thus far! Does anyone know where to locate the scene in which George decides to leave his girlfriend's apartment because he had to use the bathroom and felt that the proximity between the bedroom and bathroom was inadequate? Danke schön!

[mgpowers]

If this is the funniest... I'm glad I didn't watch seinfeld

[jddeitz2000]

@mgpowers

You have to have seen the beginning of the episode to get it douche. Whatever, your loss.

[peterkuptana]

: | pokerface

..is that a titleist?

..hole one, eh?!

bahahhaha

[Lugaloco]

Apparently this was done in just one take, or at least the golf ball reveal. Really shows a testement to Richards' acting and composure, because anyone else would've burst out laughing then. And the magic moment when the audience realized what it was (which really added to the scene) would've be gone for good.

[agentstinky]

@Lugaloco Or they could have mixed the sound from one take over another.

[Lugaloco]

@agentstinky I dont think so, there was a roundtable discussion with the four of them on one of the dvd extras I think, and Jason Alexander was praising Richards for keeping it cool in that scene for that one take.

[DaWanderer]

probably one of the best clips from seinfeld!!! no doubt!

[sritger]

Is that a Titleist??? LMFAO!!!

[coreym007]

I fricking love this clip!

[aqua0501]

"I could see directly into the eye of the great fish"

"mammal"

"whatever"

[718Gilbert]

i seen this 20 times and its still hilarious

[brianbellinkoff]

Favorite monologue EVER!!!!

[KernsTheAntiGoth]

I think that this episode needs to be seen in its entirety. The fact you forget about Kramer hitting golf balls into the ocean makes the golf ball's reveal even better.

[Deel2506]

"The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."

Best Seinfeld line ever.

[DalleKanelius]

My dad pissed himself when i first saw that golfball. True story

[rileyraye1]

Definitely my favorite scene of the whole series...

[nolanjuice84]

WHATS THE DEAL WITH OVALTEEN?? THE JAR IS ROUND...THE MUG IS ROUND...THEY SHOULD CALL IT ROUND TEEN...YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

[ufmconference]

This is absolutely the very best seinfeld scene ever. Second best is the "The Race" .."You really went bald there"

[cheamh]

Kramers face when he sees the golf ball!!

[heier16]

Best. Scene. Ever.

[0zziefan]

i love the shriek in the audience the moment he pulls out the ball!!!

[delgande]

marine biologists will forever be a joke to me from now on

[EFFINSERGE]

What is that, a Titleist?... A hole in one huh?

[pokemaster123ism]

I LOL'ed at "Told me to GO TO HELL and I took a bus home."

[WealthLetter]

....a strange calm came over me, I don't know if it was divine intervention or the kinship of all living things, but at that moment I was a Marine Biologist.... LOL...

I'm stealing that!

[Lefraw212]

The way Kramer's voice squeaks when he says Titleist is just perfect.

[mbenzsl2000]

one of the best scenes...from one of the greatest shows ever

[FutureNewsAnchor]

The reaction of the studio audience makes this clip even better.

[kronossk]

the look on kramer's face... lol

[BigL721]

One of the funniest lines wasn't even in this vid lol - "Is anyone here a marine biologist?"

[topsy420]

Mammal. 

[JJustinMartinek]

Seinfeld was at the Ohio Theater last night and mentioned that this was one of the scenes that continue to make him laugh. Awesome.

[ChuckMoney64]

"I could see directly into the eye of the great fish"

"Mammal"

"Whatever"

[malangope]

This is brilliant! Probably one of Georges best performances.

[jets8029]

I said easyyy big fella!!!

[randomguy2OOO]

A hole in one. xD

[chucknorrisgawd]

the sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at the deli

[alquiora]

@chucknorrisgawd I don't get this american joke

[BigOldMrKnish]

@chucknorrisgawd i like how jerry doesn't get the analogy.Lol

[ronackostolomac]

@chucknorrisgawd the comments very unoriginal that day my friends,like the ones on IGN reviews...

[scarryterry]

I love the rest of this story

Jerry: Well the crowd most have gone wild!

George: Oh yes they did Jerry they were all over me. It was like Rocky 1. Diane came up to me, threw her arms around me, and kissed me. We both had tears streaming down our faces. I never saw anyone so beautiful. It was at that moment I decided to tell her I was not a marine biologist!

Jerry: Wow! What'd she say?

George: She told me to "Go to hell!" and I took the bus home.

[nickgas6]

@scarryterry Where did you find that out? That's pretty sweet.

[scarryterry]

@nickgas6 What do you mean? The quote is from the end of the episode. Even though they use a freeze frame after Kramer says "a hole in one", that's not the actually ending to the episode. Usually they would cut to commercials after a freeze frame then come back and show a brief clip, sort of an extra scene even though the episode was technically over. But if you're just asking me where I found the quote, I just looked up the script online.

[nickgas6]

@scarryterry I completely forgot about that part. Thanks though!

[mariat08]

"The sea was angry my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli"...omg...that's hilarious! Oh, and I love the "he was 10 stories high if he was a foot"! Good stuff! Seinfeld rules:)

[mjax1111]

What's interesting about this is that Jason Alexander had to memorize that monologue at the last minute, just before it was filmed live. What a great show! George is still my favorite character.

[mtb416]

what a gem 

[hvacalbo88]

"Is anyone a marine biologist?" lol

[ponybcurtis]

This is definitely brilliant. Amazingly written, superb acting. Not sure if it is the best Seinfeld scene, but it is a contender for sure.

[kitchimo]

@kitchimo just for an email

[kitchimo]

@kitchimo commenting for the email. hi matt0.

[mariat08]

@BayernMunich88 That was funny! Your sense of humor rocks:)

[TheRealTaco87]

Thumbs up if youre here because you're a stocky short bald man with nothing better to do with his time

[rugbydudetterider]

I like that Jason Alexander did not rehearse his monologue at the end.

[SeeMessil]

"easy big fella" lmao

[peepeeguy19]

LEGENDARY

[0706823245]

in this world, with as many golfers who hit their balls into the ocean, it is amazing this doesn't happen more often.

[jonathancarbajal]

like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli hahaha thats some funny shit man XD

[binder673]

" The sea was angry that day my friends" hahahaha such a classic scene.

[KOM85maroc]

Whats the name of this episode please?

[USPSAman]

Alain about to crack up at 1:25

[mowriter]

Yet another of the RARE scenes where George plays the Man, rather than the usual, weaselly, spineless coward. Every one of them is pure Gold!

[garuccio123]

My only question, how is this not rated five stars!!

[barisaxkid]

George: Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli

Jerry and Kramer: wat

[khart221]

best show ever created with the funniest writer ever

[sharpnup]

The sea was angry that day my friends... ha ha ha always makes me laugh. Jason Alexander is BRILLIANT!!!

[split427]

"IN THAT MOMENT - I was a marine biologist!"

[amylh322]

The part that makes me giggle got cut! "She told me to go to hell, and i took the bus home" :)

[BigL721]

this is amazing.

[DrewM01]

LMAO. At 1:26, you can see Elaine (Julia) trying not to laugh.

[GregofCanada]

I love that story.

[boleniczak]

Is that a titleist?

A hole in one huh?

[boleniczak]

I could see directly into the eye of the big fish.

Mammal.

Whatever.

[magicdude44]

"I said EAASSY, big fella!"

[jstb0b]

anyone here b/c of no reservations? bourdain was in sicily and when he went out to sea for calamari, he quoted that classic line. "the sea was angry that day, my friend, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli." so awesome

[afleetalex05]

@jstb0b Further proof that Seinfeld is timeless

[cmccorkle2244]

newman in court is the best scene ever

[RamManNo1]

George Costanza ftw

[BeautifulVampire123]

The sea was angry that day my friends...

[vintagedesert]

She told me to go to hell, and I took the bus home.

[TheUndeadMouse]

when the golf ball was revealed...i couldnt stop laughing!!!!

[akendall97]

@TheUndeadMouse I know!!! Unbelievable.

[romka4567]

lol people laughed when kramer tried to apoligize for saying nigger lmao

[romka4567]

i want to get a seinfeld tattooo