My New Haircut: Greek Edition

[Fischvore]

Swallow live goldfish again!!!

[ELLAS]

sigaaaa re malaka, ti exeis me tous macedonians

[michellexhensley14]

LOL!!!! This makes me proud to be Greek. Not gunna lie.

[DeanMX9]

too many haters on here...just like our ancestors, the Greeks are far superior to any of your "tree-swinging" cultures. You're welcome for our many useful contributions to society. And in response to the person saying that Greeks stole things from the Turks well I suggest you reread your history books and revisit your "Turkish archaeological sites" and read the ancient Greek engravings because they came from the Greeks, much like masticha, ouzo, and pure democracy. Not hating, just saying..

[randomazn420]

I need greek friends lol

[jahooma24]

i love ouzo bombs and mouni and kolos. astavialo fukin malakas

[stevepapa]

which part?

[twinturbo1500]

where is this at?

[ELLAS2008]

eleos! xaxa

[SirKyrness]

ohmahgawd bro. fully sick moyte.

[shitzy47]

the toilet part is priceless

"IM goign to get so fucked up today"

[BloodofSpartans]

My favorite out of all these variations, comrade manga.

[Illinas]

...............LAMB......*flus­h*

[acmilanowns]

okatora chief , im in the zone

[MONSTERtwinkie7797]

your gay

[pjv15]

Hey Calabreze, It may have been the Italians that invented sex, but it was the Greeks that introduced women to sex.

[2AProductions]

@pjv15 yo you got the joke wrong its the reverse. but no worries im greek hahah

[MaDlibzZzv3]

malaka!!!!!!!!!!!

[kronosg13]

skrofes, skrofes, fucking skrofes!

[LihnidRootz]

outo is NOT a greek drink

gayreeks stole it from the Macedonians, like they stole baklava and soooo many other things

Ouzo is a "copy" of Mastika / Mastikha (they try to "hellenize" the original mastika as well)

tsatsiki is taratur

feta cheese - since WHEN sailors and traders make cheese? ^^

what is original gayreek is the "greek style"

malakas :)

[LihnidRootz]

not to be mis-understood

balkava is turko-arabic (some of the crushal ingredians are not growing in greece)

souflaki is turko-arabic (kebab)

come, malakas, you have olives and greek style, it is enough for you :)

[OmathesEpsilon]

why where is mastika grown in your country? mastika is a greek word not a slavic or a turkish word, and the mastic tree is only grown on the island of chios located in greece.

[xxXDeme57Xxx2nd]

@LihnidRootz ouzo is from only the island of chios in greece

[chrismacedon92]

pff if any macedonian looked at him the wrong way huh? well u can suck my macedonian dick bitch!

[pasha6a]

Since both of us are Macedonian... I wouldn't take any offence.

[scrubsndubs]

Pederasts an philosophy, that's all u feta f$cks are worth.

[sandler90718]

Italion>Greek any day srry.

[rawrrritsJOANN]

ante re malaka that was halirious!!!

[NuJoiseyMAN]

Someone needs to make an Albanian Edition. Shit would be the best

[dr1345]

sucks

[greekcorleone]

amazing simply amazing

[BigHossy70]

HILARIOUS.

What's in the Ouzo bomb? I'm gonna try and set that up at christmas for me and my 5 cousins named Yanni. I'm dead serious. Fuckin skrofreis!

[ellines1]

Pio kalo, mu'aresi poli. Very good file, very funny. I love the accent, tsains, not chains. Too funny...

[theGreek621]

LMAO!!! MALAKA

[ChadFoulds]

funny as shit, stupid macedonians!

[cretan245]

Danny Anagnostou

[Balefan83]

thats was fucking brilliant...definitely one of the best

[menacegr84]

xaxa telio

[dimitrisfast]

hahahaha ouzo bombs

[ELLAS]

u got a problem with macedonians.

[greektasos]

γιατί βρίζεις τους μακεδόνες στο βίντεο; αθηναίος είσαι και έχεις πρόβλημα με τους θεσσαλονικείς; και πάλι δεν κολλάει! αν εννοείς τους σκοπιανούς καλύτερα να βγάλεις το βίντεο!

[BabyChrissie]

Den nomizw oti ennouse tous thessalonikeis...why would he diss his own country?? He ment the skopianous..

[greektasos]

προφανώς...πράγμα που είναι χειρότερο ακόμα. χρησιμοποιώντας τι λέξη μακεδόνας για τους σκοπιανούς δείχνει ότι υποστηρίζει την προπαγάνδα τους...

[X7EPF]

english

[XFS540]

How the hell did you go through this whole video without mentioning Souvlaki? Come on man.

This was definitely the best one i've seen.

[MrSNK]

LOL, I love the internet. Alleniko!

[dino7090]

ehi poli asteio

brovo file eine poli orea

classic greek humor

[fullypimpgangsterap]

ella malaka

not bad

i was laghin my helenic ass off

us greeks in australia are wore though

[Stathi]

Yasou re manga!

This shit is legit!

(Over here i have some fakies, and some fuck-no's!)

Eise protos

[ChetCampbell72]

He sounds like the old professional wrestler Razor Ramone.

[Rapdood21]

scrofas

[zorblaxoman]

lol im greek freakin funny to helll

[x20clm11x]

yo i don't care what anyone says. that shit is hilarious. i work in a restaurant owned by greeks & with mexican cooks & we say malaka ALL THE TIME so this shit had me laughin so hard i was cryin.

[NODguy]

-,- boring

[Alboholic24]

wanna b albanian ;D

[phillafan23]

I BET U ALLL DO NOT NO WAT HE IS SAYIN IN GREEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if u dont then just the hell up

[animemanya14]

this is so suck!!!!!!!ANGIEK is write you re the only dumpass in this video........!!!!!!!!

[phillafan23]

yo i am greek too...and really angiek4179 u gotta chill i want to see you making a movie like that..or r u to busy working at your greek restaurant called Yani's

[spikedude2091]

yeh yeh shut ur mouth im italian and im sure every race has laughed at the original "my new haircut" fuckin deal with it

[phillafan23]

Thats great ur Italian.......But i didnt make this video.just like chill.........waat do u think ur all that

[ANGIEK4179]

Here's an idea. Why don't you write using proper spelling and grammar and then maybe I will consider your point of view, otherwise shut the f*ck up.

[phillafan23]

Wow. For your info i have all A's on my report card. And i bet you any money you don't even know what he is saying in greek . so what now!

[ANGIEK4179]

All A's on your report card? What are you still in middle school? Hehe why am I not surprised! There must be some sort of typographical error on your report card, sorry to disappoint you :( And by the way I do know what they are saying in Greek, not like I have anything to prove to you anyway.

[ANGIEK4179]

I am Greek and I think this video sucks! Go back to your day job of working at your family's Greek restaurant, or better yet, perhaps you should get a real job! How are you going to say that you get p*ssy when you probably still live at home with your parents? Honestly! Also, instead of calling the Mexican cooks "malaka", perhaps you should get your lazy fat ass in the kitchen and help! The only f*cking dumbass is you for making this video! And btw you don't even look Greek you look Turkish!

[dino7090]

cmon dude im greek too and i gota admit that was funny as hell

[Pechz21]

ok dude calm down, if he wants to work at his familys restuarant let him be, most greek families include their children into their bussiness or pay their way through education. Actually i guarentee 99% of greeks do stay home with their fams until they get married. What are you mexican and youre offended. its true mexicans do work in all food jobs. Thats really crossing the line malaka eimaste ellines me tous alous oxi kai metaxi mas. eremisai.

[olympiacosfootball]

moonaki

[meekree1]

hahahaha kalo

[fmz703]

hahahaha statue-tory rape

[greek1manga1]

hahahahhahahahah funniest shit in the world...

[diiimpl3z]

ti malakies lete?

yo funniest shit ever<3333

[Clockwork0214]

Greek Pride

[sgtkhodj]

shit

[greta0131]

hahaha :D

[mimzone]

ta qifsha nonnen.

FUccnn GRrEEK?

weree dhee alBoszz attt.

we rule em greeksz.

[Turksuckdick]

haha nigga u dont rule shit. ur just another worthless albanian hater. Fucken douchebagg.

[balomenos]

eh tov malaka. skasmos re kai dose bipa yia lefta

[bsrwoiomk]

ouzooooooooooooo

<3

[SeattleEllinas]

A message from a Greek to all the GREEKS and non-Greeks commenting on this video... You're all MALAKES!  Gamimenoi poustides!!! Ouzo Bomb ta arxidia mou!

[jackohanessian]

fukin scrofess lmaooooooooooo

[frozenmonkey86]

can I get the 3 minutes of my life back please? kthnxs bye.

[911Bovice]

I actually am Greek and this is the worst shit ever. If you are going to plagiarize, at least try to not make a complete clusterfuck.

[lFlash4]

Haha, did you drop ouzo in more ouzo...fucken beast. Gotta love the Greeks.

[apapastrat]

wow at 59 seconds my grandfather has the same portrait of the ship. Must be a greek thing!

[MiszStevie]

this is AMAZING

[samts90]

its not macedonian, its skopyes. and fuck italians greeks are the best

[lounza]

dur thats how iknow the person under me is a queer trust me us greeks doo noooot want to bee like u guinees so uh yea

[Ayojuventuskid]

Italian version is so much better..lol greeks r wanna be Italians

[screwemos135]

god damn he chugs fast

[C2CTitaniuM]

THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!

[shanto719]

italians and albanians are mirror images of each other

[screwemos135]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm fuck yourself

[UniversalSoldier2009]

Where ever we go Greeks are Greeks and that's how they act like they are Greek. It is easy to tell. BUT it's hard to tell an Italian because they only act Italian when it suits their circumstances. So if they are hanging with a bunch of Greeks which is highly unlikely they will pretend they are Greek. you see where I am coming from. as the saying goes ITALIANS 2facedscarfaced. forever. Greeks have a place in modern society. Italians are going to have to make up their own schizophrenic minds.

[KingToads]

SINCE 1940 ITALY!

[HonorableJ]

Lots of idiots responding to this video. You can tell because they love to use caps, use hate slurs, and don't know how to use good grammar. Idiots. All of you. Including the owner.

[scarface4never]

Yeah RIGHT SH1THEAD IF U HAD EVER TRY OUZO AGAIN U WOULD KNEW THAT IT TURNS WHITE WHEN IT MIXED WITH WATER damn u guys... WELLDONE u got BUSTED mate..

[DaMizzC18]

USE ARE ALL FUCKED MAN ITS JUST A FUCKING VIDEO ALL OF YOU DICKHEADS WHO ARE BAGGING EACH NATION ARE JUST SAD MUTHA FKN KUNTZ its a video ITS THERE TO WATCH its not there for racium IM GREEK ? DO YOU HEAR ME SAYING SHIT LIKE ohhh greeeeks are better then italians lalalala GET THE FUCK OVER URSELVES HONESTLY. what does it prove? NOTHING. so shut the fuck up thanks .

[thatbiggreekguy]

so ur tellin me, if someone said greeks are pussy's or w.e ur not gonna say somethin back?

[magas3]

kolotourke...

[crazycalabreze]

u gotta pull ur cock out of ur boyfrends ass more often cockhead how can i not think of that you ask? use fukin do it dickhead not me your the greek u fukin retard y wuld i wanna check spell check this isnt a fukin english lesson dumbcunt its called abbreviating fukin loser

[crazycalabreze]

i dont giv a fuk they r still fukwits who grease them selfs up with olive oil n wrestle naked men. were do u think faggets came from? greeks..

[stevepapa]

LOL.. Dude.. you have to use the spell check on your computer more often.. and why are you thinking about greased up naked men? It seems to me that YOU are a faggot... faggot..

[thatbiggreekguy]

get the fuk out. greeks r the best, they are better then anyone u can think of, ur definitly jewish or something. get a fukin life. wrestling in olive oil, who gives a shit we're tgalkin bout thousands of years ago. not now when everyones pervs, and dick heads. a good example is you

[scarface4never]

EVEN A deaf-blind MAN COULD UNDERSTAND U R a FAGGOT U DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO SPELL WORDS FOR CHRIST SAKE dump@ss !!! hell I doupt IF u have ever been to greece for more than just a week and u act like u've UNDERSTAND all of our culture and OUR WAY OF LIFE SO here u R a greek motto for those who R used to talk about the things without any knowledge about them: (kalitera na masas para na milas) -Translation- (you better chew and not to talk) 1-0 FAGGOT

[wardog1488]

O man this guy has it down 100% i am 100% greek and let me tell you if you were to go greece, walk around athens youd see half the guys walking around and talking like him xept not in english, but you should have said "if ny turk or albanian looks at me the wrong way"

[thatbiggreekguy]

lol true. went to greece last summer. didnt really enjoy athens except for the parthenon and historical landmarks. crete and santorini were really nice

[tonydaalbo069]

1st this was a funny video 2nd why say if any albanian in new york we all cool albos and greeks so leave albanians out of it iight bitch?

[tnissirios4115]

ante gameso touvlo, bastarde apo pou esie ego apti karpathos

[daysin1234]

malaka

[broy44]

Was hesitant at first to watch...but...

"LAMB" *flush*... haha

Only thing I laughed at but worth the 3minutes

[Videoeris]

Where is that accent even from? He doesn't sound Greek...more like douchebag.

[818zKiNkYcHiCk]

"I roast lamb on my front yard"

lmaooo he probably eats kxash for breakfast..

[Arcanumflames]

wtf do italians even have to do with this vid? Greeks and italians dont even have anything in common. Shut the fuck up and watch the vid.

[daysin1234]

well their countries both touch the same ocean xD!

[Arcanumflames]

lol, yeah, but only part of italy. Greece is like the nexus of the mediteranian sea.

[daysin1234]

entirely not my point but whatever. Us whites have to stop fighting about stupid shit when we have non-whites in our nations

[Arcanumflames]

Then please elaborate your point. All I'm saying is that here I am, trying to watch a funny vid. And then I scroll and see all these silly comments about who's better Italians or Greek. And I wonder to myself, does that even matter? How were italians even mentioned. They have nothing to even DO with Greeks.

[daysin1234]

My point is. Who cares what people write on something like this. This is a video relating to the Original "My New Hair Cut" and it clearly says Greek Edition. It is the people who mention something irrelevant such as "im a real italian and fuck greeks and all the rest so suck it motherfuckers "

because clearly those types of people are idiots and responding is fueling an unworthy flame

[Arcanumflames]

Lol, Well then yes, I agree with you. But why didn't you just say that in the beginning? There was no way I would be able to understand that from your first comment. Oh, and I completely agree with your second commment to me. Sorry xD

[YALLSOMEWHORES410]

im a real italian and fuck greeks and all the rest so suck it motherfuckers

[conanobriengirl]

I am Greek AND Italian (half and half) and these recent comments are... interesting, to say the least. lol... I wonder where this puts me in the "italians suck" "no greeks suck" argument :P

[grkilla825]

and im a real fuckign greek so suck my dick u fucking bitch

[xxgreekbabe1xx]

Italions suck ass

ELLAS FOR LIFE =]

G.A.P

[crazycalabreze]

greeks r wanna be italians

they r macedonian tho :P hahahahaha

[jujubee2344]

Umm Greece came first moron read your history books

[RSX250]

Are you fucked in the head Italy wasent even a country till 1861.... Italians are wana be Greeks.

[wakawaka74]

pretty cool uzo bomb thing, i like how it turned all milky when the shot dropped in the glass. how did u do that man?

[jujubee2344]

You ever Drink Ouzo? When you mix it with water it turns white. I HATE ouzo hahaha but my fiancee likes it

[crash60068]

whats a ozo bomb

[HxChris26]

damn this was ok but this could have been done a lot better man haha

[thugboy]

lmao wow ouzo bomb

ingredients pure shot of ouzo...glass of water lmao

[greekkolindros]

* lights

[greekkolindros]

yoo man macedonia is greek wat do u mean ur gona nockk is his eyes out , say ur gona nock a turks eyes out instead

[thugboy]

wow your stupid hes referring to the country next to greece that claim alexander te great was not greek but macedonian... and we can also say greeks hate albaninans aswell as turks an macedonians lol

[euro106]

everybody hates you too bitch, you are all a bunch of racist, predjeduce faggs. you shouldnt even be in EU

[KingToads]

Shut up you Turkgay faggot... Your not even in EU nor you will ever be, Mongol.

[euro106]

turk? far from it. mongol? just look in the mirror and you will see one. those turko-mongols fucked alot of greek bitches and you were the result

[2AProductions]

I think he means those bastards to the north who call themselves macedonia lol.

[greekkolindros]

lol

[CreeOps]

lamb

[largemoose]

"yea, I roast lamb in my front yard"

rofl

[ELLAS]

hey hilltoppersx.whats so funny eh.i'll spasi you like no tomorrow malaka

[Edzelo]

I yell at mexicans at my restaurant too!

[aperiothos]

oxi tora chief ahah

[hilltoppersx]

macedonian LOL

[ELLAS]

whats your problem with macedonian's eh

[taintedgraph]

your a fagge for thinking that 1st of all its the catholic priests that invented sex with little boys wich im sure your aware of seeming it has been done to you many times wen you were youung fag.

[taintedgraph]

lol i love the video man , you forgot one very important thing though

SOUVLAKI!

[mattylovessjsharks]

well the greeks invented something very important. anal sex with little boys.that was there custom-leave no mans behind

[grkkbabiidoll]

wow. ur a dumbass.

[21lax]

antoher canadian thinking he is better that one of the greatest civilizations of all time

and yes, i am canadian as well, but why do you think i live in the states, because canada sucks

[xxSTARSTRUCKxx]

Canada is a whole lot better than the states..

:S

[21lax]

ha, I have lived both in Canada and in the states, and I must say, the only thing Canada has on the US is the drinking age. but that will change soon.

[paul1986MOP]

free health care nuff said

[21lax]

and why do you think there is free health care? maybe because you only have 24 million people. thats the population of california

its not so easy for a country with about 300 million.

[paul1986MOP]

if you taxed people 20 bucks a year then you would have 6 billion dollars a year, 50 thats 15 billion a year its possible its just health insurance companies want your money o_o

[daysin1234]

Western Society is designed to steal your money.

[morrisa0720]

should have said if I see any turks instead of macedonians. besides that very good!

[x0DiiMSZ]

lmaoo this was mad funny

'FETAA CHEEESEE'

[xNoxHandlebarsx]

yes, we do :D

[luckycanuck90]

that guy doesnt even look greek. he looks arab.

[Illinas]

LMFAO so true!! nice vid

[ksharpbrig]

ouzo is the shit

[lefthook7]

lmao at 1:02

[Asbotank]

Lol this is funny

[quimet2000]

my new shoes: comin soon

[pancakemaster5]

pretty fucking funny, but instead of saying skrofes, you should have said turks and instead of saying mexicans you should have said Albanians, if u did that, it would have been pure elliniko..but whatever it was good

lol im thinking of makin my own version, ill try to matc