Potential Paris Hilton Inseminators and Cancer

[XblackswanXx]

People who go "WOO, CANCER!" Westboro Baptist Church.

[softtacos]

first comment in a whole year CRAZY!

[1313becca1313]

dont lick your dogs back...

[theclash06013]

Only cool if they only make girl robots, because guy have enough trouble getting laid already

[robertsmithf]

I love her legs, her mouth and her puss.yy

I love when she suck dic.k!!

Watch her full sex tape

PARISHILTONVID -dot- NET

[IraStrife]

Wouldnt sex with a robot technicaly be using a sex toy?

[JWBkiller5]

Viewer # 666,666........shit!

[elisaface]

I love it when your old videos pop up in my recommended vids! :)

[Fawkes9001]

i live in australia. BOOYAAH

[Bigj0123456]

You're in NC too? Nice, dude. I'm in Johnston County right now (everyone is an FFA member).

[coolstreetman]

I want a phillyD tee shirt!! I would seriously wear that shit everywhere!!!

[FurubaYankee]

Dude, I honest-to-God thought that NAMBLA was something that South Park made up. ((I mean really, would you put it past Trey and Matt? Really?)) Shit...

[karn33333]

dude you are not the only one i first thought it was just a south park thing but apearently there really are a lot of people who look like marlon brando.

[FurubaYankee]

And while you're probably right, I'm talking about the Noth American Man/Boy Love Association...you know, the one full of molesters.

[karn33333]

lol yeah i know, but like you and until you typed what you did I didnt think it was real either. that is some seriously sick crap. although its funny how many things on south park i see that i didn't know even existed until they made an episode about it. like peta i never heard of them before. (heard thats a peta joke!). but boy are they messed up to.

[Varuna1510]

"Shameless self promotion" LOL <3

[buddhaknowsall]

philled in with what 0_o

[Ohliveeahhx3]

...robo HIV

[bloodsexbooze13]

i think a robot would be considerd a sex toy and i dont consider using a sex toy cheating...but you'd have the same issuse where the 1 person would get upset if you're not paying enough attention to them.

[tragic05]

don't worry speedofdark54 I just laughed out loud at this video. Worst part is my roommate heard me and she has become so accustom to it that she doesn't even ask anymore.

[Nabbert]

if you get viruses on your vista you should try an antivirus / internettsecurity system called common sense. it workes great! and its compatable with almost everything you come accros! except idiots

[bobathathegangsta]

well you're one to talk, if you had any common sense you would relizie he was kidding

[speedofdark54]

um....oops....haha. i guess that kind of proves that my intelligence is lower than it should....

[speedofdark54]

does anyone else feel laugh at loud to a computer? becuase, i always feel kind of like a retard, but you know. oh well.

[ijoostin]

Freedom of Speech = Kiddie porn according to Labor.

That's who...

[Dreadnaught1985]

Virus joke got me sniggering!

phil me in :D

[WhoMattersAnyway]

You used to live in NC?

Kick-ass. :) Raleigh, ftw.

[mrmaccantosh]

LOL i miss pronounced idiot

[mulinlin7]

I can never tell when you're serious. Did you seriously just indicate that NAMBLA was part of the gay community?

[MonbaraChan]

I know I'm gay but I hate the NAMBLA people

they are insane!!! Phil, do you think nambla is part of LGBT community?

[SpartanBannana]

...they technically are, they are men who have sex with other males, the males just happen to be little boys.

[mulinlin7]

Homosexuality, in its commonly accepted definition, is being sexually attracted to a member of the same sex. Young boys are not capable of that kind of sexual attraction.

[TheHittingStick]

the young boys may not be capable of that, but the men of NAMBLA are full grown adults, and are technically gay because the boys are still male.

[mulinlin7]

That has nothing to do with it. The men of NAMBLA are shunned by the gay community. They are not part of it.

[anthropreneur]

True, but they are also technically gay paedophiles.

Its like when they campaigned to lower the gay age of consent to 16, its a fair cause but at the same time I didn't see a single dude under 30 at that thing. Makes you wonder.

[ICanCount2G]

Woo! cancer!

[hakuvampire420]

It's herpes.

[Meowcatbits]

i love his hair this episode. i can't believe austria wants to band the internet. thats stupid, like baning anything ever worked. Ya, lets band alchol. that just made it pop. lets band weed, even more pop. people just want what they can't have.

[arrdvark3]

AUSTRALIA wants to ban it not AUSTRIA.

[emroth23]

dude i want to buy a tshirt how do i buy one of those t shirts cause oh wait do oyu have it in extra fatty :)) omg :O did i just call myself fat i think i did oh yeah im big baby you love fat pepole right i know oyu do jolly santa types oh yeah ho ho ho what do i have in my sack for you shit now i made myself out to be a gay santa arrggghhh im stopping before i tell you about my obbession with whipped cream shit ........( all goes quite)

[tothemax01]

yeah last i heard australia wasnt going to push ahead with internet censorship. i find this odd, since the trend in politics today is to go ahead and do the worst think possible, regardless.

[xoTaylorLovesCraigxo]

its not herpes..... ITS AIDS!

lol i love u phil its ok.... its just a rash. shhhh!

[InvalidSubstance]

Dude I want a robot girlfriend, cause then I could be like "SHUT UP AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH AND THEN CLEAN UP!" And it WOULDNT be sexist cause she's a machine

[68631]

i now love ya more i used to live there

[lifeanddeath234]

January 2nd is my Birthday...

Keep on keeping on, Phil!

[Emeianoite]

Cancer was fucking fun!

[CamDeSchink]

do you think someone that actually has sex with a computer is going to be in a position where he can cheat anyway lol

[eggiex1]

You can cheat on your computer with another computer... Like when nerds cheat on their Windows when they get their new MACs...

[CamDeSchink]

lmao!

[natasa88serbia]

hahahahahahaha

[ZumaZoom07]

win

[randomlilkitty]

ohh i had one of the blood things in my mouth too

i got freaked out lol

[caramount]

haha u stole the refracted light joke from demetri martin

[ilyavid]

it was herpes... wasn't it?!

[bobathathegangsta]

he was kidding about the gay thing man

[Ruach]

Robot sex isn't any more cheating than the use a vibrator, and I'm stick with (hoping for) that.

[xxpac4lyfexx]

Dude the robot thing.. I think everyone would try that... even women xD

[counterclockwise001]

It's a mix. Man boy love association....it's gay guys in kiddie porn.

[jlgpaintball333]

uhhh sure that 2

[msjenny420]

phil defranco, igiot extrodinaire!

lmfao

[AndyBloodvain]

Ah yes!!!! i SOOO want cancer!!!

[ConcorX]

indy mogul music!

[AtotheDcru]

Phil you are so cuute

[jindydude1]

OMG I KNOW RIGHT? HOW HOT IS HEY

[jindydude1]

oops sorry meant he lol

[jman3773]

this video was so racist against kangaroos (sp?)

my ass is numb from sitting in the chair too long i'm going to bed. tommorrow i'm gonna get dead rising and elder scrolls oblivion for my new xbox 360. p.s. good vid =)

[PercyBeanProductions]

Whooo, go PhillyD.

[Keldrath]

that would be awesome to have a sex robot. then you wouldn't even need a relationship. no more nagging etc.

[GrrAtYou]

Hey man, we've got AI, RealDolls, and hydraulics, someone just needs to combine them and BAM. I just hope whoever makes the first sex robots will put enough effort into them that they don't give off that creepy Furby-ish vibe, where you're just trying to go to sleep and the robot's off in the corner and then out of nowhere it starts making noises and you're all "WHOOOOAH MAN, THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNPROVOKED" then either don't sleep in your room anymore or lock the bot in a storage closet forever.

[CAR18MEN]

wouldn't having sex with a robot be a more elaborate form of masturbation???????????

[ItsNami]

Considering the types ans styles of sex toys onthe market these days. You make a very valid point. xD

[RookieLight]

This is your second 'cold sore' phil. It's startin to look like herpes.

[Keldrath]

99% of the time herpes is on the OUTSIDE of the mouth and its usually clusters of little white ulcers. so it REALLLY doesn't sound like herpes at all especially since herpes is almost never ever on the soft tissue inside your mouth. if it is inside your mouth which is extremely extremely rare then 99% of the time that it is, its on the gums.

[darkguyver82]

I don't think it would be cheating. You would still only be using a sex toy. However, that's still weird.

[sammyfoo]

OBAMA WON!!! (Nice hair)

and lol on the robot sex thing.

[phillywigs]

LOL 1:16

[mach65337]

YOUR HAIR IS SEXY

[uncouthsilence]

your hair needs to always be this wayyy

[LifeSUXAzzCrak]

what is up with ur hair lol

[BlaqSaphire]

IM FROM NC TOO...IT SUCKS...

[KomarillaSisters]

"NOT HERPES"

I laughed and pointed at your cold sore.

[SoILoveCheese2011]

lol GA weather welcome to my life

[memphiandawg]

whoo cancer

lol

[chriswolgamuth23]

idk if u read these but it would be realy cool if u comented back

just sortof are u there god its me sort of thing

not thatt ur a god ur cool but im not a stalker

[minipreece]

wait that was on my computer on a diff program lmao. erm.... ok now i look like a terd... don't listen to me haha lame

[Airsoftsk8er94]

i know your busy and probably aren't even reading this therefore im fucken retarded for talking to myself, but anyways how can i get that shirt. are you selling those because your recent video of the shirts you were sellen didn't have that in them so plz comment back soon. thx

[minipreece]

hey love the song your lsitening to in the background.

black or white by michael jackson?! thats amazing.

i did a lipsync to that song in grade 8...so..about.. 8 years ago...holy f*ck.

anyways... good taste lol

[ncseal]

"if i want a virus i would go down to the club" lol

[uselessaccount12]

Best dude on Youtube.

[NeilSielski]

I just started watching and he is the absolute best on YouTube, I love you Phil (not in a weird or anything)

[BlackManWithAnime]

Wast of time... Really...

[ncseal]

well why the f*ck are you watching his videos then... no1 cares what you think

[BlackManWithAnime]

O_o i was making fun of his spelling of "Waste"... sxephil is awesome...

[ncseal]

sorry im a douche. umm that was directed to the "Wast of time" guy lol.....

[BlackManWithAnime]

lol =)

[jacob110906]

i have the same phone lol strange

[wacko506]

pause at 0:27 he looks out of it

[WulfenF0x]

LMAO stole refracted light...rainbows, i get ir LOL

[blackcatxlllliu]

free speech= child porno

[Drovedestroyer]

one of the funniest ones

[georgejonez]

where can i find info on having sex with a robot????

[hansxxxx666]

does phil use makeup?

[sjdixon1]

The way you can test for test.. cancer is by rubbing your fingers on it and checking for a hard bump that doesn't move with the skin.

Perhaps try the same thing for your own "cancer"?

[bjd020695]

You're such a genius. If Phil's opinions don't matter at all, I guess that means that YOURS becomes law, huh?

[OxnerdiaRules]

hahahahaha. w/e davethecaveman... i love how you are completely up to date with your videos on all the interesting and mandatory things taht we need to... oh wait u dont have any videos. oh well my mistake u just must be a dumbass who doesn't understand that he can talk about w/e fucking news he wants because he wants to. so go watch channel nine all night and jack off to the real news u retard

[LOVE4LAX]

be proud of that NC heritage.

[bobbyhilllalala]

OMG so funny xD

[theducktapeking]

Sexbots would definatly run a Linux distro because STVs don't spread as much on Linux.

[Duzt1n]

Lol why do you take him so seriously?

[theflaminllama]

cold makes phil jr sad :( LULZ!!

[1BigChiefWatermellon]

i am Australian and who ever that douche of a politician so Phil we will still have porn and i will be ok.

plus kiddy porn watchers are always caught in the end and they shame them quite a lot here

[allie93nc]

haha. ticks is pretty common in these here parts of north cakalaki. we always gotta put on long pants whens we go into them woods for some deer huntin cus them tick is gonna getcha!

haha. noooo. nooo.

bangin. you lived in north carolina? the lamest state EVERRR? hot.

[Jincks13]

phil! how dare you steal demetri martin's refractive light joke! watch yourself, young man.

[edd146]

o shut up

[macmastery]

id rather have to not deal with viruses at all what ever i do

[cwalwanis]

Ha ha yes, very nice with the virus reference.

[Bless7Your7Soul7]

ROFL BOT WITH VISTA

[Mothereffinfreak]

I want a shirt Phil!!!!

[emiliorc536]

lol

makes phil jr sad :(

[abuseforapie]

hahaha IF I WANTED A VIRUS I WOULD GO TO THE CLUB!

[BraDRoBBo]

hahahaha LBOED the vista line

[BraDRoBBo]

LBOED? wtf? i was too busy laughing to be able to type properly... LOVED*

[impikmin]

Yah elbowing people isn't cool.

[BraDRoBBo]

ahah,, elbowed^_^!:P lmao..yaah.. loved XD hehe

[nikehead69]

AHHAHA "if this shit is running windows vista nah if i wanted a virus i'd go done to the club" hilarious aha

[Alinemarengo20]

Podre..

[maddys4]

I don't like Rudd either (and it's not pronounced RUDE either) hope ur cheek gets better

[JBrockhaws]

you never said later if you actually have cancer

[mickey22189]

he's really funny. haha

[kenzamabob]

phil jr lol

aww :( cancer

aww don't worry, i mispronouce everything i try to say xDD

[carolyn2501]

Good looks, and brains. Not bad!

[llama64]

yer, that's believable (NOT)

[shunshineXOXO]

ok seriously the japanese never did... period

[iTellYouNoLie]

Ron Paul 2008

the only hope America has

[densefawg]

WATCH CFR/NAU

[babycakesjk]

I doubt that larry dude, and anna nicole ever used condoms lol BTW I'm from NC too. IT sucks,...Ballz.

[parishilton222]

PARIS I LOVE YOU!!

[princessalice101]

that guys kinda hot hehe

[t0pherl0y]

hehe, you remind me of Rush Limbough...

[Nick4life2006]

dude stop talking

you're like that zero punctuation guy

[veiga9999]

VIADINHO

[HereForwardB2B]

cuz... i don't like.. cancer. lol

again. not herpes

[Antonn1]

yada yada yada.....too much makeup

[densefawg]

watch 'clintons exposed'

obama = no 2nd ammendment

[ThelandiaSherbrook]

I luv u man. platonically speaking of course. but yur jus so awsome.

[texastyro]

"even though I love the gays because you stole refracted light from the leprochauns"

lmao

[IndieBowtie]

love the robot vista comment very nice!!

check out my vids im new to youtube but have butchers!

keep them coming

[kirquincho]

maricon puto

[milagroXjasi]

very clever. i like your stuff.

[ster0type]

urr cutee & awesome videos ,,

urr awesome hha

[Artemisau]

Hi Phil, love your stuff but I'm Australian and I haven't heard anything about mass censoring of the internet. I know it's illegal to run race hate websites in this country (a censorship I'm actually a fan of), is that what you're talking about?

[tccapone]

haha:D "if that shit is running windows vista....."

[kellooo]

I'LL VOTE ANY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE BUT NOT OBAMA!!

this guy dosent have any business, didnt even made it as a mayor or not even a governor!

NO EXPERIENCE, and went to a muslim school. HE IS A SMOKER,A GAMBLER AND ADMITTS TO BA A DRUG USER B4. I GUESS WHITE HOUSE WILL HAVE A CASINO IF HUSSIEN OBAMA WINS.

by obama, all terrorist will be in AMERICA!obama voted to allow 12 million illegal immigrants into US.

vote huckabee,guilani,clinton,edwar­ds,ron paul or others

AND NOT OBAMA.

[duckiesocanI]

you are sooo cute! And funny.

[ribizu]

I love HER

[cybathief]

lol :)

[SnickEms99]

this is stupit