cinderella, cantonese version (funny)

[BlackRabbitChu]

LOL Funny XD

[LandonHeat]

ROFLMAO

[TheLegendaryRifle]

for people that dont know, in the beginning the chinese city she tells the guy to go back to is like a city of brothels. Lots of prostitutes.

[BlackRabbitChu]

HA HA HA HA SO FUNNY FRIST THE CINDERELA SAY = GO BACK TO CHINA EAT! U FOOL THEN LATER THE FAIRY GODMOTHER SAY= Y DO U TAKE OUT UR STKIY LEG? THEN LATER THE PRINCE SAY = GIVE ME MONEY I FOLLOW U ALL NIGHT U THIS IDOIT WOMEN! Lol so funny btw some of u is Chines right it is so funny! XD LOL

[MissLurvelyB]

rofl. I swear, funniest part kicks in when the clock strikes 12

[blustar1314]

LOLS!

[comfypillowable]

The fairy godmother sound like Micky mouse

[skw3rl]

from young to old, everyone has told us about the story of cinderella. cinderella was a lovely orphan. but in reality, [insert cantonese idioms meaning she is terrible, lazy, rude, etc]. let's look a little closer.

Jasper: The chinese city!

Cinderella: great, you're yelling again.

J: [continues in same vein]

C:So annoying.

J: The chinese city, hey!

C: I heard you the first time! Every morning you yell this crap. Go back to your chinese city. [chinatown?]

[transition]

and that's all for now

[xXHikkiStationXx]

C: Bye bye~! P: Miss, don't go yet! Hold on! I stayed with you all night! You're not going to pay? Stop running you b****! C: (something like 'later') GD: Auhh!! B****!! P: Stand right there! L: What's going on? GD: B****!! Pay!! (idk) B****, don't go! J: Let's go! Let's go! GD: Soldiers! Soldiers! Close the gate! They didn't pay! Chase the b****! Make them pay! N: Now everyone knows what Cinderella is really like. (something like that) haha~ done

[xXHikkiStationXx]

C: (idk) ... You're really annoying. If you want to throw up, then throw up on the side on your own(?). F: Okay... ~~~ C: Ah! It's 12 o' clock. P: 12 o' clock? C: I have to go. P: You have to go? You can't leave yet--- C: Goodbye. P: Miss, if you want to leave, pay the bill first. C: Let me leave, I have no money. P: No money? C: Yes, I'm (idk), but I'm very poor! P: That poor? Then you--- (clock strikes 12)

[xXHikkiStationXx]

Starting from 1:34 because my Cantonese is iffy :P

C: I'm really the most beautiful in the world! Really beautiful! Really Beautiful!

F: Enough, don't say it anymore. If you keep saying it, I'm really gonna throw up. If I start throwing up, I'm stop gonna be able to stop for a long time. You don't want me to throw up here(?).

C: Throw up? (something idk)

F: Hey, you listen to me! I'm not kidding. When I start to throw up, no one can stop me! Everyone immediately is covered in my stench.

[Martz10]

translate

[xHuniiSweetx]

Pah' ahahhaa

[alicelai11]

哇~ 我真係好索啊~ XDDDDDDD

[MichelleFabGirl]

oh my god!! this is soooooo funny!!

[10322301able]

cantonese is the best HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HA

[hamsteriscute123]

This is a parody of Cinderella , not the real dub...

[Kielostar]

Is this fake?

[ix3Rukia]

LOL

[charguigou]

Is there a real cantonese dubb of cinderella ?

[anythingnew]

The ending LMFAO

[anythingnew]

Cantonese sounds funny when it's spoken, but when sang it's beautiful.

[lilac1719181818]

haha! i cannot stop laughing! I love cantonese now

[OrbitalEnterprise]

pay up bitch!

[ilovchezburgers]

LOL DON"T LET THAT BItch get through the big doors >_<

[jeffreyyiu19]

LOL NICE ONE !

[choywinghei99]

Oh! This is so good!



[AKAFlaze]

oh my god i love this

[Dnizzle7]

can someone translate? Sounds hella funny, but I can't understand a thing

[PhilosophicalPsycho]

@Dnizzle7

You can get some of the jokes reading at the comments.

This is a fake version.

[OrbitalEnterprise]

@Dnizzle7 then its a shame you aint cantonese!

[chuPOO]

OMg they called cinerella a slut! LOL

[HarajukuGirl99]

This doesn't really go with the english script. Especially at parts 1:41 to 2:04 when the godmother said she was going to throw up. At 2:39 to 3:03 too, when does the prince say that Cinderella has to pay for being with him the whole night? I was kind of funny but it didnt match the english script.

[tupakie]

@HarajukuGirl99 This is not a translation of the english version. It's a parody dub by fans. It's all a joke!

[PhilosophicalPsycho]

@tupakie

"Disney Abridged"

Inspired by the likes of "Naruto Abridged" and "Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged."

[voon100]

LMAOOO. This so funny especially @ 0:39 is just so typical of Hong Kong's attitude I normally come across.

Good stuff.

[OrbitalEnterprise]

@voon100 so very true

[Deadbolt715]

I almost died laughing when she told the fairy godmother to "If you want to vomit, just go die by the side and vomit" hahahaha XD.

[StArLiGhTeRs1]

"fairy godmother, you're annoying. if you're gonna throw up, then please die as you vomit."

ahahahahaha !

[0ReiChan]

Cantos are awsome at making funny stuff sound twice as funny!!!!!! XD

[chiarie]

@0ReiChan Yeah I agree!

[0ReiChan]

@chiarie I'M CANTO AND PROUD! =D

[definesinister]

lol typical pimp and ho relationship wowza def a nice take on cinderella... try snow white?

[ThePuddingFan]

OMFOGMGOMGOMGOMGMGOGMO AHAHAHAHHAAA. SOO JOOOKKKESSSS.

Canto Priddeee! Gotta aggree with mrcchu. :D

"GET BACK HERE WITH YOUR MONEEY!!!!" LOLOL

[MissRandomleez]

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[MissSilence098]

Haha LMFAO ! x

[cozo777]

cantonese FTW

[icyshadow0]

wierd...

[mrcchu]

LOL OMG CANTO PRIDE!!! ahahas this is hilarious xD

[MMabez]

Aaaahh, I can't stop laughing! LOL

[Mikaru5354]

*gasp* The prince called Cinderella a bitch!

[zhangshiying1]

disney is finally worth watching

[xoXoXwingXoXox]

AHAHA XD she has to pay

[sweetgirl081999]

LOLOL!! 

[Annabellp98]

LMFAO! Hahaha! xD I'm so happy I understand Canto.

[0ReiChan]

XD lol at the guy who voiced the god fairy!

[SugaDollGal]

LOL!

[icysnow1993]

this is really funny!!

[sailorchibimoon1665]

WOW!

[whamlovesyouu]

fairy godmother is frckn hilarious. good thing i understand cantonese.

[bigfleabag]

2:18 onwards ftw.

[klavierc]

this is EPIC!!!!!

[boipro12]

soooo f***ing funny hahahahha

[BamItsVivi]

MY FAV PART WAS AT 2:53 SO DAMN FUNNY! xD

The guy with one glasses: Ugh! B*tch! Pay! Stop messing around! HET B*TCH DON'T RUN!

The guy with one glasses: SOLDIERS!! SOLDIERS!!! CLOSE THE GATE! SHE DIDN'T PAY!

*The gate is closed*

The guy with one glasses: *GASP!* CHASE THE B*TCH!

Lmfao xD

[rmx200x]

omg hahahaha this is too funny

[jazzywoahx3]

@1:40 HAHAHAHAH

[xjojochiangx]

The prince was a gigolo or what we call in Cantonese a duck :P

[5skyhigh]

At 1:11 was the funniest

[5skyhigh]

1:12 was FUNNY as you could think

[5skyhigh]

this sounds like vietnamese i am vietnamese is this vietnamese

[OnlyAero]

@5skyhigh No, it's Cantonese, like the title says. I understand Cantonese (for the most part), though I don't know Vietnamese, so I'm not sure if it does sound that way.

[PhilosophicalPsycho]

@5skyhigh

Must mean you don't know Vietnamese.

[5skyhigh]

@PhilosophicalPsycho True...... I dont study vietnamese that much

[PhilosophicalPsycho]

@5skyhigh

XD I JUST happened to want to come back and watch this again when you replied to my comment.

[jengkiesville]

the godmother sounds gay

[MajinBror]

哈哈哈哈！

笑死左！

[theundyingmagi]

LOL i could watch this over and over again! WOOT I'm proud to be Canto! >D

[xxmagica]

the godmother <3 LOLLOL

[jy12000]

that was so funny n it works too all the voices r in the rite place i luv it

[livedandletdie]

so funny it should be illegal

[dragonclaw232]

LOL GET HER! SHE DIDNT PAY!

[wxy0516]

cinderella:i hear you! everyday he yells so loudly!crawl back to to chinatown,scum!i don't even know if this scum is playing around

narrartor:besides this there is...

cinderella:but later..i have to go see the prince,make me more beatiful

[wxy0516]

narrrator:from childhood when we read cinderella, we thought that cinderella is a elegent, adorable, and hardworking young lady. but the truth is that she is a poor cheater, a playgirl, and mean b*tch. let's observe her crimes.

man:i need to get to chinatown!

cinderella:ugh, he's yelling his head off again

man:not daifuhou!

cinderella:he's so annoying... See More

man:i have to go to chinatown!

[HyperCrazyRabbit]

This video was created by iversoni3i3i3! Not kennethnakayama. Just to tell the truth.

[greeenluvsyou]

HAHAHAHAHA.

[greeenluvsyou]

@greeenluvsyou oh and the fairy godmother sounds funny and Cinderella sounds conceited. :3

[vicivotory]

the starting sound like this:

Since childhood we heard the fairy tale of cinderella, where she is kind and cute lady, but for real she is a cheater in money, playgirl and a bitch..let us heard about her Bitch...

[vicivotory]

fat mong lah lei...

ah..leng zhat ting kat chut let zhou mei ya ah..siong hong ngo ah...(why you bring the frog out?..want to scare me?)

hao lah bei lei hong tou la...(ok ok, u scare me)

[vicivotory]

@vicivotory fat mong lah lei... (dream on..)

[Litooxxsnoopy]

i spend the whole night with you and i don't get paid??? XDDD

[BITCHYDOGGY]

wa.. i am so 'SOK' hahahaha..

[may152005]

so i guess showing my parents isn't sucha good idea huh... lol. hence, they know cantonese lol. nd i don't like "bitch" is appropriate.

[may152005]

LOLOL I have to go! Please, i have no money! LOL

[mzfiesty]

LMFAOO...... WTF

[EternalSailorNova]

0_o!

[makeupismyescape]

'hai zhong guo sing ah! mai da fou ho ah!!!' that literally means 'I want chinatown cheap stuff, not the rich stuff!' LMFAO

[shizznah]

someone should stick subtitles up for the westerners x)

very awesome dub.

[Simbamania]

you know reading is never as funny as listening to it. lol, I might get a few of my friends and make an english version of this. if I can translate it to english, and add in the correct foul languages lol that would be recognized by the everyday american

[PRINCEKYARII]

LMAOO!!!!!!!! THE PUKING PART WAS HILARIOUS i applaud whoever made this xD!

[KaWaiiBl0oM]

HAHAHA CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THE PUKE PART !!

im really the prettiest girl in the world..

pretty pretty pretty

stop talking if not ill puke ! if i puke ill puke for a really long time..

im not joking, when i puke, NO ONE CAN STAND IN MY WAY ! hahahahha

[MsKiwiKitty]

OMG tis is soooooooo funny!!! i'm gonna save it n watch when i sad XD

[theblecode]

LOL THIS IS GOOD

[irightwrongs]

HAHA, "i'll think of youuuuuuuu"

[KiomEl]

ROFL

[domingagominola]

1:17

LOL!

[InfiniteRain141]

I LOOOVE the throwing up part...XDD

[FOeverrSHOrty]

lmfao this is so funny! you need to pay~

[kaytee1190]

"Okay, stop talking. If you keep talking, I'm going to puke. and I'm going to puke for a very long time Plus, you don't want me to puke here.."

HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

[kellyleungki]

Wow! What a negative version of Cinderella.

[babyboo722]

Hahahaha SOooo Funny. She didnt Pay hahaha I love it ^_^

[UnknownAngeI]

The old woman (I forgot what she's called) IS DAMN FUNNY LOL

[cattie705]

the part about throwing up is hilarious! XP

[barcode9588]

ROFL. This is fucking hilarious!

[CadenceMarquee]

awesome. hilarious!

[snowstrumpet]

hahahahah sooo funny

[NavyBabyBlue]

You should do more of these movies..wink wink nudge nudge.

[BlackWingedAngel117]

Thats fucking hillarious

[Mizuki988]

0:57 - Naćpała się czy co xDD?

[EtheralXStealth]

2:34:

"Lady, don't go right now! You stand there! I accompanied you the whole night, don't you have to pay? Don't go, bitch!"

"See you later!"

"Bitch, stand right there!"

LULZ, geezus, I don't know which part in this I like best xD

[xMethyl]

Ahaha it's so hilarious!

[DaylieDosages]

omg that was hilarious.. xDD

[xxohsoFifixx]

HA HA! Lol

[rud45r2hell]

I lol,d alot by the blue fairy XD

[twinkieCee]

XD hahahahhahaa

[angelwishes90]

hilarious!!!!! couldn't stop laughing!! If you liked this, you should see the snow white one and sleeping beauty one. FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!!

[momochan888]

xDDDhahahh

[jackuserjack]

i speak cantonese...in 2:40 he is saying "don't go you

bitch"

[xXjamesreadyXx]

this is hella funny.bitch pay up.

[kuel]

for ppl who dont kno, its not funny cuase its in chinese, its funny becuase they are saying funny stuff in chinese, so its not racist jeeezz

[hitokoto123]

whats funny about this? its a language

[angryaznman]

...this is not a proper dub. in case you didnt realize.....

[mercury160]

The things that they are saying absolutely show a conceited and more realistic world. It's really hilarious like Stephen Chow movies. There's actually a lot of cursing in the dialogue and talk of nonsensical things. I can't stop laughing.

[fluffnight]

@hitokoto123

It's not the fact that it's in canto that makes it funny. It's what's being said that makes it funny.

[kunnavang]

well canto has all this slang that americans don't have, so the lullz can't be directly translated into english.

[fluffnight]

@ Kunnavang

Oh so very true!

[evilalbert]

follow that bitch!!! ahahahaha

[mayumiwinn]

Hahahaha this is hilarious!!!

[bhtrb456546]

haha i love the fairygodmother

[Shiokerz400]

LMAO! godmother is so obsessed with barfing lol! hahahaha! she is so funny! LMAO! thanks dude. great one :) (Y)

[imlai]

a rough meaning

if you cannot bear poor eng..you can skip this...

The 2nd sence

Cinderella: .........Can you help me to be prettier?

Witch: Dont dream about this. .............Are you threatening me? okay, im threatened by you....you are tall and beautiful...you have to trust me..im sure that all guys will be crazy for you today

Cinderella: (dress changed)wow...im really beautiful..im unbelievable beautiful...its so beautiful that...(stretching her leg)..do you want to lick my leg..

[pikapikabolt]

i'm sad i only understand like half of it

SAD!

i need to learn more

STILL SAD!!!

[misskelly166]

ahaha poor nut full of herself. funny

[Winlock123]

Nice one chloe!

[1043044295]

This is so hilarious-v-

the prince becomes a host.....

[RapidEyesCream]

is this offical dub?!

[herojackker]

lei tei sang ?

[Darkheroeslord]

OMG!!!! This is hilarious!!! I got the english verision on tape, but this is so good, especially wne the fairy god mother says hse will puke if cinderella keep saying shes so pretty!!!! And the prince was like 'Pay! Pay! You forgot to pay!!' and cinderella was 'I know im so pretty and sexy, but i am so poor that i havnt even got a penny!'

OMG! its so good lol, classic!

[LeeHomRockz]

URL please?

im chinese but i dont understand cantonese.

sucks =='

[Darkheroeslord]

URL? For wat? I said the original version is at my home on tape lol.

And u dont understadn cantonese? Is one of ur parenthod another race? If that so prob thats y u dont understadn......if both ur parents is chinese u will be ablke to listen and speak but not read or write chinese.

[LeeHomRockz]

i just know mandarin. i can speak and write mandarin. but i dunno cantonese, hakka or any of those xD

it's just cuz no one in my family bothered to teach me. lol. im the only one in the family who doesnt know cantonese xP

[Darkheroeslord]

Lol.

Tough lol, i can undertsnad cantonese, only a bit o mandrain tough, i cannot speak it though.

[iHersheyKiss]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the fairy godmother was gonna throw up cuz cinderella kept saying she was so pretty and the prince was like, "PAY !!!!!"

[pkboyee]

lol, wait till i show this to my little cousins

[MorseMorde347]

LOL...the prince wanted money.

[kkatip]

lol this is so funny I love it!!! funny now I know the true fake cinderella!

[zerocalvin]

lol XD pay up bitch! lol XD

[xoXoXwingXoXox]

ROFL HAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOL OMAGAWD thats funny!!!

[Pochako]

Omg this is hilarious....bravo.

[kazienova]

exacta

[blackmist4]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!­!

too good, too good!!!

[Wongberto]

Don't make me puke, if I start puking noone can stop me :D

[holykarmor]

This is so degrading to Cinderella!!! But very funny!!

[azngirl1854]

its funny but thats soo mean to the real cinderella

[dark0fday]

Haha Cinderella... A whole new side :P She kinda seems like a snob from what she says, lol.

And the Prince seems just a tad... strong, about payment, no? :P

[humorsin312]

哈哈!!笑死

[kinotonberry]

Hilarious! "Stop her! Close those huge doors!  She didn't pay!"

[angryaznman]

BYE BYE LAH

[SELFDENIALBOI]

Showing the opposite side of the original fable but this is funny though.

[iCheesesMS]

i dont find it funny, but its probly cuz im chinese.

[dark0fday]

I'm chinese but I still find it funny - and all my friends too :P

[wingdragonz]

its funny BECAUSE we're chinese...