I likes Boobies

[sublimedano1]

Very cool.. Screw all the haters on here.. dont like it.. dont look at it.. Duh lameasses!!!

[Drycounty63]

If you like boobies what don't you look at yours.

[audreyellertson]

You are just awesome....i love a man who doesnt mind what kind of boobies you have...just that you have them...thats just the best thing ever

[lilprincess55555]

week getting people to write to youtube and get you banned. and then hogtied and raped. then run that all over youtube. i really hope i never stumble on the church of dave. this video WILL make women all over the world want to amputate their breasts. EEEEW. I REALLY REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU.

[thechurchofdave]

@lilprincess55555 Well, I harbor no ill will against the terminally pissed off. I figure that is punishment in itself. So I certainly didn't write anything to youtube about you. Obviously if I wanted you gone Ida deleted your comments and banned you from writing here.

My rules are usually fairly simple. You can insult me all ya like cuz I get a laugh out of it but once you start trashing the other users commenting then I delete and ban you.

I hope that hater thing works out for ya. hehe

[Brutalacerate]

@thechurchofdave This comment made my FUCKING day even FUCKING better than it FUCKING was; thanks!

[GroomEmAll]

@lilprincess55555 Are you kidding me? You sound like a LUNATIC! I'd much rather report YOU!

[lilprincess55555]

i seriously want to fucking gut you and skin you. or give myself a fucking lobotomy RIGHT NOW. I have very nice boobs. this song makes me want to cut them off. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET AWAY FROM YOUR FUCKING EMPIRE OF THE DUMBEST SHIT I'VE HEARD SINCE... WELL THE LAST VIDEO OF YOURS THAT I CLICKED OUT OF PURE CURIOSITY. I'd rather hear asian babies being impaled on bayonettes. I'd rather hear the cry of myself getting date raped by a train of police..... I FUCKING HATE YOU. i will spend the next

[thechurchofdave]

@lilprincess55555 Golly but you seem to harbor some copious amounts of hatred princess. lol

I think it's a generally accepted understanding that your sort of hate has absolutely nothing to do with me or my sarcastic song about the ridiculous attention which the word gives the breasts of this world. Both positive and negative.

What your comment DOES exhibit, other than you lack of ability to understand sarcasm and irony, is that you have some serious emotional issues goin on :)

[SPHINKTASPIT]

@lilprincess55555 'I'd rather hear the cry of myself getting date raped by a train of police....' << that is just too funny...

[667Metalhead]

@lilprincess55555 That's a serious amount of hate you got there for a video you could have just ignored.

[hexicor]

Damn!!! This song is CATCHY!!! Awesome job!

[bigalfeuerbacher]

U may like boobies but I love boobies

[2015danteinferno]

I don't like the ice-cream that taste like cock lmao

[fatkidsforsale]

I LIKES BOOBIES TOO

[Uruwashiiii]

great song mate!



[badmilk113]

no offence but i thought you were the big show at first

[Retromantra]

I've heard worse songs on the radio. who knows, with a little extra production and a tweak here and there, you might have a hit on your hands. L.O.L.

[1408hctr]

I like boobies too

[David0Karesh]

Hows this guy know what cock taste like .

And I also wonder if he likes his own boobies .

[thechurchofdave]

@David0Karesh I prefer yer Moms >:)

[David0Karesh]

@thechurchofdave

My mum would reject you as most other sane educated women would >:-)

I think you should stick to the stuff you know such as little boys (I am pretty

sure that is where you got the idea of ice cream tasting like cock) >:-)

[thechurchofdave]

@David0Karesh Wow man, you still commin round and talkin about homosexuality and pedophilia? Dude, it's one thing to stick in a funny word as an inside joke for a friend of mine but yer just roamin around the net talkin smack to complete strangers about dick. Dude, we get it. It's on yer mind. Get over it. Go find a hobby besides pointin one finger at others while the other three are still pointin back at yourself :)

[David0Karesh]

@thechurchofdave

You must have me confused with some one that sings about ice cream that taste like cock .

[roro1540]

Lol

[fatkidsforsale]

so did any one send you some boobies???

[1music2is3love4]

ok i want the chords for this!!!

[ang3lrose]

i love this dude lmao

[MrReaction105]

Sir. can i please know what cords your using?

[Punkrockfan001]

his CHORUS goes.

l like boobies big jiggelies.

i like boobies and lil dicks

i like boobies. but fuck that man.

lil dicks.hahahhaa nasty.lol

[Punkrockfan001]

did he just say I LOVE icecream

that tastes just like COCK? fuck that

[supadeesign]

where am I ? O yeah reason for landing on this particular er tune is that its the only one I bothered finding that was less then 30 mins long :\ pass it round...

[LILR4V3N]

More songs I just suscribed ur awsome

[LUVMAGNUMGUNS2]

this is funny!!!!

[joe12544]

your funny

[joe12544]

hi due; can y sing like charlie  waffle's song in 2 men 1/2-BOOBIES

[thechurchofdave]

@joe12544 Unfortunately, in order to become a youtube partner, I agreed not to post any copyrighted material. Even covers of other people songs. As a rule I don't every perform other peoples work. I just keep it to the silliness I make up. No judgment of others who do, just that it doesn't feel like it's what I do and it keeps me focused on making new stuff of my own. Thanks for the suggestion though :)

[bbbbbbbbrrrrrrrriiii]

YESH!!!! THIS IS MY SONG!!!!!!!!!

[pitdog30]

U like boobies so much that you grew your own.

[sweetiepiekid]

I like boobies too :3 I'm a chick~ ;D

[longfootbuddy]

me too!

[gtaexplode]

LOL!

[aaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaaqaa]

wow-------------why you took the time to post this is beyond me.

[whoodeehoo22]

BAHAHHAHAH UR MY GUYYY.!!!!! OH SHITTT HAHAHAHHAAHA UR BIRTHDAY SONG IS TIGHT TOOO

[coolhandluke170]

ON ITS WAY TO 1# ON THE CHARTS LOL

[KatieBeaOx]

I think im in love...

[thechurchofdave]

@KatieBeaOx Love is good :) I am in my shorts :)

[lildudette016]

haha love this song:) couldnt stop laughin lmao XD

[thechurchofdave]

@lildudette016 Glad yer havin fun :)

[RawthentikRecords]

I would buy this on iTunes.

[thechurchofdave]

@RawthentikRecords Feel free to download the video and convert it to mp3 with free software available on the net. Google it up. You have my blessing :)

[PhatxWarhouse]

haha dood, any time i'm feeling down, i'm going to listen to this song. this song could prolly make anyone laugh.

this dave dood needs to put out a cd so i can get these songs on my Ipod

[xav5421]

I LIKE BOOBIES!!!

[edpjunior]

Goddammit I was drinking soda when you got to the chorus for the first time.

It went everywhere.

[thechurchofdave]

@edpjunior I am quite honored that many people have complimented me in many ways. Your way, is my absolute favorite. Now chew up some crackers, watch it again, and whistle along this time :)

Thanks :)

[JaimeeAlexandra]

This is amazing.

[VoxPeachez]

LAWL

[TheTRDproduction]

im glad ice cream dont taste like cock but im sure if it did they would sale alot at prision event's lmao

[eatatrileys]

@TheTRDproduction Oh my God, you are so funny, kinda makes me think though! Baskin Robbins only has 31 flavors, maybe we could make it 32! LMAO Maybe we would be millionaires!!

[jonnyjumpsalot]

OMG me too! ^^

[ooOEverMoreOoo]

damn what a freakshow XD



[skippykittie]

LMAO I AM NOT GOING TO THINK ABOUT MY TITS THE SAME LMAO EVERY TIME I LOOK IN THE MIRROR I AM GOING TO THINK OF THIS FUNNY ASS SONG LMFAO

[thechurchofdave]

@skippykittie I'm cool with that :)

[misshimmelblaa]

I LOVE this guy ! ..12 points from Denmark ;D

[ColdburnSellOutz]

I cant stop laughing, i love this song.!

[RobNLynchburgVA]

Awsome dude.....

[Ghangiho]

Dave... Why would there be spinach in your sock? like...what the heck? lol.

[crigger61]

how did u keep a straight face during this? i was really rofl!

[thechurchofdave]

@crigger61 Multiple takes until I get it right :)

[Ghangiho]

Dude, I listened to most of your songs (Including Don't Let The Bastards Keep You Down & Mothers Day) & I said "What the hell?... This guy is awesome!", & another thing, ... Keep it up.

[thechurchofdave]

@Ghangiho Thank you :)

[ashleyd1773]

Omg, You Are Amazing. Made My Night So Much Better. :)

[dylmeister3]

why are there people hating on you lol i like this song

[thechurchofdave]

@dylmeister3 Eh, they get bored and have nothin to do :) Haters are a part of the youtube process. I still get far fewer than most cuz my core audience is so cool and I am not in the mainstream with featured stuff. As long as I sty unfeaturable I don't get much hate really :)

[dylmeister3]

@thechurchofdave or the possible fact that they're homosexual!!!!!! they like to dis you cuz they like ice cream cones that taste like cock hahaha

[GoondocksCastle]

Hey, I think they're using your likeness in a new Grand Theft Auto videogames about cyclists. Do you mind the term cyclists? I'd like to see you in spandex. Hey, good song; I'm glad we're clear on your stance. It clears up a lot.

[pendejadafcc]

put a damn shirt on with your hideous tats

[shadowcat7879]

Good god, what is up with all the people and their stupid asshole comments? Bleed that haterade out of your veins. If you don't like it, just shut the hell up and move on. It's his channel and NO ONE is forcing you to watch. If you have problems about a man saying he likes tits, I think you are standing on the other side of the fence!

I on the other hand find this amusing as hell :P

[bighum70]

You would know what cock in ice cream would tast like. Whoever showed you how to use the computer should be burned. Go ride your motorcycle and stay away from a computer. It wasn't meant for you.

[thechurchofdave]

@bighum70 Wish and demand all ya like but I don't see me takin advice from the likes of you any time soon hahahah.

[james2773]

@bighum70 if ya dont like his stuff, THEN WHY CLICK ON THE FKIN VID!?!?!?!? go rot in hell you putrid sad excuse of a wasted drip

[sirthickman]

lose 100 lbs and u might get some boobies prettyboy. probably attached to a fugly face but u dont seem to mind that ;) or there is allways roofies :p

[thechurchofdave]

Sirthickman: Lol Yes Dear

[michelleobamastittys]

put a shurt on asshole

[arytonjames]

POLE SMOKER?

[thechurchofdave]

arytonjames: Quit advertising for yer kinky hobbies in my comments. A song about tits an all you can think about is gay sex.

It's a song about TITS! BOOBS! Gazongas! I am all for gay rights an all and feel free to dream about cock all ya want but seriously, this is obviously the wrong video to cruise for penis under fucknutz.

[arytonjames]

are you inbred?

[thechurchofdave]

@arytonjames Why? You figure the developmentally disabled are the only people who are likely to give in to your sexual advances? you have a decent chance to

Seriously man, at least go buy a fuckin book of insults. Yer not even fuckign trying. Quit trying to call people stupid from the shallow end of the gene pool.

[arytonjames]

inbred.

[deadjuggalette3453]

me too

[mindNUMBINGtimmy]

u look like a man that could destroy other people easily.

[thechurchofdave]

mindNUMBINGtimmy : I think it is actually harder to have the power to destroy and instead choose not to. There are enough destroyers in this world. So I try my best to be a creator instead. Fail as I may at times.

[SuperSaiyan877]

Haha Dave your halerious!! I'm glad my name is the same as you'res :P 5*

[gavhenrad]

I like boobies too

[SinnShadow]

um...how do you know icecream tastes like cock.? ha.ha you have sucked COCK

[Gin420]

I want this as my ringtone lol

[amandaINhawaii]

HAHA! I sent this to my husband and some other friends currently deployed with the Army in Iraq and they got a huge kick out of your song! Keep it up! <3

[thechurchofdave]

@amandaINhawaii U should write some army songs lol

[jenpaul88]

is that a real email? just wondering

[newtond23333]

Thats good bro that made my entire day

[Hickoxjm]

I'm glad your back Dave!

[Curious1inPolk]

Such an uplifting ditty!

[adriannakaden]

HAHAHAHA! luv it!

[Shellibean2780]

I like all boobies includeing my own :)

and I like this vid.

Thanx Scary Dave :P

[thechurchofdave]

@Shellibean2780 Prolly more in West Hollywood and San Francisco :)

[ryanexsus]

Damn i likes big ol pert titties with whip cream on em.

[frankwolf21]

I wanna blast this on my truck while i drive around! Awesomeness!

[lovexloser]

YES, The world needs a song like this :)

[AliciAaron]

Yes! You posted it!!  Ah, Dave, luv ya!

[thechurchofdave]

AliciAaron: As you wish :)

[WeHugTrees2]

(.) (.) I like 'em too.

[jenpaul88]

im curious if thats a real email adress lol

[chris3443]

I like boobies too, but not too wiggly jiggly big

[Davidbarsa]

you really love boobies

[happymark1805]

Shit, I like pussy, fuck I must be an alien ;-)

[krazytaru]

hahaha i love this song so much i am gonna make it my ringtone hehehehe

[thechurchofdave]

krazytaru: Ring tone? ...hahhahaha DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT!!!!!  MUUAUHahahahahahaha

[SabastianBurke]

Not the ones that look like the long baloons 5 days after the party though right? xD (Its a reference to another comedian.)

[gammawitch]

my question is how the heck you kept a strate face through all this.

[thechurchofdave]

gammawitch: When I write songs I write them out and start making takes until I get it right. Recording the practicing while I go just in case I get a good take. Once I get a good take that's the last time I ever play the song.

So usually by the 20th or 30th take I am over the laughing which happens in the first few takes :) The worst song I think was the Paris Hilton song which took 3 days. I am sooooooooooo over THAT song lol

[underplagues]

@thechurchofdave hahaha that so cool Dave, but you never play an old one just for fun :o?

[thechurchofdave]

underplagues: Basically I can't remember them. Lost he part of my memory which remembers stiff like this during an operation. SO I have to read my songs off of paper. This is the reason I no longer perform music. Comedy I can do since I usually just make that up as I go :)

[jenpaul88]

lmao i love it!!!!!

[calin7811]

Hooray For The Boobies Song!

[poisonfume]

i don't understand this.. guy.. or whatever he is.. and believe me, i tried!

[6471105]

thats just it your not ment to understand him.

[AnFonE]

@poisonfume - Go suck a nut, you're just a damn hater. If you don't like his videos, don't watch them, why do you keep viewing him? to comment on how much you disapprove? Getta life!

[clarkmt]

you never will... and no one cares either. you tried too, lmao. so pathetic.

[Stratboy999]

I concur.

[Pudsy440]

damn that's silly, but extremely catchy!! haha! :P

[camelchute99]

be honest dave, you like the doctyors finger in your anus, especially if your doctor was hot like mine, i get a frikkin prostate exam whenever i can, wish i could give her one

[thechurchofdave]

camelchute99: Well maybe if she was nice about the reach around >:) lol

[Goregoon]

LoL

[darthfade01]

here he goes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AussieBloke108]

lol, nice work mate, good stuff.

[grumpychuck]

I'm a member of The Church Of Dave...and I'm proud of it!

[1994FordGT]

lol

[Goregoon]

I likes b00bies too (real ones not fake ones cuz fake ones feel like rocks ((a little bit)) I likes b00bies tooooooooooooooo!

[gbok]

epic

[P00P0STER0US]

I like 'em too.

[xlilbutchboix]

Didn't you have this up before? ;-) Still great regardless

[Shindai]

You are the fucking master of win :D

[wolf78000]

LOL brilliant! :D

you make me laugh all the time!

thanks again Dave

[Sunnyangel37]

Dave, only you can make me want to listen to a song about boobies over and over again <3

[dunskie]

One hell of a songsmith Dave.

Great one.

5 Big Boobies.

Great lyrics. Funny shit.

[TheBattleZombie]

Who doesn't!? lol

[MATTx602]

story of my life. hey do you write the code for your websites? or did you have someone else do it?

[thegreatpanda]

It's so awesome to have you back Dave, so very very awesome ^_^

[CommentorX]

Ok, Dave, now tell the truth - this was track 07 off of Susan Boyle's new CD, wasn't it?

[nekftw]

what an amazing coincidence, i, for my part, DO like boobies too!

[meowsers450]

i lol'd

[m3dh4ck]

I like Dave ....

Just sayin'

[EpifanesEuergetes]

I have to say that watching your videos was not the activity that I thought would make log on to porn site... But life's full of surprises.

Now, if you'll excuse me...

[ratbutcher]

it is a nice break from your regular videos that have a meaning and that you put thought in to, and that I appreciated. This is sort of tasteless, c'mon man I know you can tell the fuckers what's what, instead of just making yourself look like an ass. I am not saying filter yourself, I love the vulgarness, but at least put thought in it man.

[FrostmourneFK]

If you like his videos, then surely you understand he does what he wants, his own fuckin way. The more any artist, or interesting people listens to their followers, the more fucked they get in the head. I say let Dave do whatever the hell he wants. He's going to anyway.

[ratbutcher]

sigh, very true. I just felt that this was really tasteless compared to the rest of his stuff

[sworder24]

This is the best. This needs to be a theme song to a show on TV.

[warpeon83]

Lol i have nothing to say but that was awesome...

[mac0020]

( .Y. )

[mosher2791]

good old scary dave :D

[partynmyjeans]

boobies, different shapes and sizes, but gods gift to man =]

[xmattzax]

My hero!

[askmisscris]

Yup - you like boobies LOL

[meatpupette]

glad to see u back, dave :) i like boobies too \m/

[thechurchofdave]

Whenever I hear this song I envision the wife and I dancing in the ballroom dancing scene from "The King and I" hehhee It doesn't have to make sense as long as it's fun :)

[TheFatAussieBarstard]

(.)(.)....hmmmm...boobies...lo­l...

[thechurchofdave]

@TheFatAussieBarstard : I thought you might like this one :) hehehe

[macabreiceman]

When you're in the old-folks home, I suspect you're pinching every nurses ass and using "It's ok, I'm senile!" as an excuse.

[thechurchofdave]

@macabreiceman I require no excuse >:)

[geffel]

It feels as if life is back to normal, somehow. Everything is right with the world.

[umajunkcollector]

widdle babeez likes their boobeez too, yummy!

built in milk jugs

some women don't llike their boobeez.

soft cuddly boobeez - built in pillows.

Heff made billions from fat boobeez!

I have big moobeez, but my wife could care less.

Boobeez - It's a guy thang!

[Vertigo9907]

haha xD

... bagiggalies...

[cherilyndria]

its big jigglies, and little tits, lol

[fa272]

Awesome!

[StylidiumLane]

What surprises me is guys don't even care if they are fake!

[TWITfromURANUS]

I care. I love women & I love boobs, but I'd always rather be with a girl with natural breasts. Implants are a very sad reality of our times ¦:¬|

Just sayin'

[SiCoFgOvErNmEnT]

IIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Lllllllllllllllllllllllliiiiii­iiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkee

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOoooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbb­bbbbbbbbbbbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss­sssss!!

FUCK YAH DAVE!

[CousinoMacul]

I have to agree with most of what you said (or more correctly, sang) here.

ps---If you're curious as to why I wrote "most" instead of "all",

I like keeping people guessing. :-P

[booya62056]

Big Jigglies FTW!!! lol

[onlywhenprovoked]

lol. im glad you gave fair airtime to the small boobies, too.

[thornekatt]

Ya GOTTA like boobies...ya just GOTS ta!

I've never been a fan of cock flavored ice cream cones myself.