The Phat Critic is not dead

[NightManiacsInc]

this guys looks, sounds, & acts like Seth rogan O_o

[rickyfartin]

i almost cried watching this... wow... dude come back i will help you out.. send me a message..

[MMA4LIFE69]

really wish he would comeback

[Mr90sGamer]

you are amazing man.. i hope you come back from the dead

[screwston713ivan]

then go play with it bitch

[screwston713ivan]

At 9:19, funniest shit I've heard all day

[c9mavrick]

WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN DUDE?

[CORNISHDUDE]

But death was kind of involved so you should give some credit to the speculators. Great to see you back though man, just in time for that little title fight happening in a few ways bj someone and gssomething

[crazyzimmerman]

Glad to see you back, brotha!!

[ammcfu]

dude your the best we will always be intrested

[IamJacksColon4]

not dead but still phat hahahaha good to have u back man predictions we want them.

[Drasp66]

yeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaa

[UFCritical]

Yo Phatz, glad your back!! Take as much time as you need mate cos personal stuff takes X amount of time to get over.

Missed your vids tho, only because I love your reactions to shit, the facial expressions - funny as fuck! Remember your Gabe Rudiger review? That was hilarious cos after i watched it on TUF I ahd to watch your opinion cos it mirrored mine. But its your insight in MMA is what hooked me onto your previews, then your reviews. So please please please KEEP IT UP!!

[spiegel]

I can see from the backgrounds of your vids you probably come from a fairly successful family. Why not just get Dad to buy you a decent camcorder for Christmas? Or if you want to buy one yourself and you're on a budget, why not just go to Walmart and buy a Flip Video Ultra for $159? Or better yet, buy the Flip Mino HD for about 50% more and you can post in High Definition. As for your final question, don't put on some stupid "guy agitated all the time" character. It's beneath you. Not funny.

[bigislandboi808]

Regarding your comment on the early stoppage with the Mir and Nogueira's fight. I don't think that it was stopped early because if you saw right after Herb Dean stopped the fight Nogueira was wobbly trying to walk and Herb Dean had to catch him. Just want to point that out.

[tfi123]

hey your cool and all, but why dont you train sometime maybe for a week. let me know how critical you are then.

[swofts45]

HAPPY NEW YEAR! Why not take a collection from your viewers, say $1 each and put it towards a new camera? I love when you're funny & off the cuff and, since you asked, I DON'T wanna see a guy that's angry all the time. I'd like to see more movie reviews --movies of all kinds.

Did you switch majors? Are doing the acting thing?

[warriorscholar]

I see no reason for you to adopt a crazy agitated persona. It's cool when you do the crazy funny shit from time to time. And I agree with whoever said it that a format closer to Inside mma could be cool.

Cheers,

[lennoshane]

thanks christ :P wb mate

[youruglyfatmomma]

What up Phat Critic! You have the screen presence to put out vids even in this format, I suggest you get a webcam capable of picking up just a little bit more frames than the everyday average comic book reader does. From that point on let both the agitated fight freak and the scientific mma observer flow from you. Glad you are back.

[cosbykid99]

Glad your back man..

[budwizer]

if your looking at starting a new profile, my idea is for you to start somthing similar to inside mma with kenny and bas, like get a couple of your buddys over and talk mma, i guess special guests would be a problem but i still think it would be cool.

[d3acon007]

Dude life got in the way of posting vids big deal no need to explain why. Those of us with lifes away from forums and youtube understand. Good to see you back though and sorry to hear of your loss. Stay Phat;)

[Maccrack2]

Welcome back !!

Hope things work out and we can get more stuff from ya, i miss the angry pride dude.

[dehollywood]

Good lord your a fuckin Drama queen.

[warp9wb]

I still give a shit!!!

[xander900]

crazy bastard

[WithBareEyes]

finally, you fucker.

[IryokuNWA]

I like the second choice, should go something like "FUCKING...BROCK..MIR...FUCKS"

[FilmTeller]

I think you should simply do what you did before. Missed ya... Breathe some life back into the channels you built when you have time while keeping in perspective what youtube really is for you. Great as always to see ya.

[sheagiesler]

I think Rashad is a nut job, all he does is runs away and waits for that perfect counter punch, can't wait until he fights someone that understands that.

[WithBareEyes]

thats more like chucks style. maybe thats why he got the highlight reel knockout. he understood him. but as much as i dislike rashad, he has a lot going for him.

[dehollywood]

Well, you clearly don't know a fucking thing, so why open your mouth?

[bullfighter42]

fat guy who is agitated talking about fights,thats what made me a fan in the first place

[MyMateBruce]

Anyone else think when CB was talking to Joe after his fight, he sounded like a sex change?

[ThePhatCritic]

Interestingly enough, my buddy who I watched it with said the same thing...odd...maybe he had his balls removed incase he ever fights Kongo

[Super8hypnosis]

Im sorry to hear about your hard times thing havent been to good in my nick of the woods either dan.

Anyway from one dan to another i wish you have the best year of your life and i am proud and honourd that i was your first few fans since your old Laslut username

(lol makes me feel like these sherdog mma know-it-all)and i will continue to support you as much as possible.

WAR PHAT UFC CRITIC

[blobnslop]

I liked the old format of having your agitated pissed off videos on the LaSlut username which I guess would now be dantube or something and keep this channel as just a regular guy talking MMA, or just UFC. There are other people who also review MMA on youtube but many of them are rather dull and don't have the charisma you bring to your videos about MMA. So that's.......what I think you should do :P

[PuRo787]

agitated guy who talks about fights is certainly amusing. welcome back Dan. Dude!!! you were in FLorida?! damn hope you enjoyed the 70-80 degree weather.

[7324971]

sounds like you got your priority's in order to me bro!

enjoy your parents and your brothers while you have em nothins here forever bro! LIVE LIFE To THE FULLEST MOTHER FUCKER!@!!!

[ratnick]

what?

[generaloverstand]

Welcome back Phat!!

[GuruBreed]

good to see your still around... love the videos man...

[uoykcufxxxkj]

hey can you repost your ken shamrock diss vidoe. that was classic!

[philiphazzard]

glad to see you back critic agree wanting to see mir pan lesnar but u leave bisping alone ,catch ya later

[AlphaKillaX]

notice he did not mention Brock beating Couture, lol, I wonder why.

[venger]

Nice to see you back.

[hattrickhockey17]

Great to see you back Dan, was beginning to worry about you. Hope you work everything out man, life comes at you, and throws unexpected curve balls when you least expect it.

[ThePhatCritic]

Life is a never ending punch in the nuts

[hattrickhockey17]

Tell me about it lol.

[wathefuckisupwitthat]

youre just a busy motherfucker:)

[southerndevil]

Oh BTW..the only shot Kongo deserves is a nutshot :P

[ThePhatCritic]

He does love nuts

[carven2004eca]

One thing that you may have missed during the CB Dollaway fight was that CB tapped out when he was cought in a guilitene choke. They even talked about it on MMA live.

[southerndevil]

Omg, back for the dead!

seriously though, welcome back Dan.

[outbubba]

nice to see you aging

[ktownsfinest424]

man glad to see you back...been watching your videos from the beginning and no matter what ill still be watching your vids...

[TaylorMaio]

welcome back hahaa

[DarthBalls89]

Welcome back bro, just stick with what you do, people will watch whatever man.

And i can't agree more on how bad i wanted rampage to KTFO wand to shut the mouths of the fucking wand nuthuggers, but now there all like 2-1 and that makes me UHDFGF(PNF&(GF*_&GFN({&FG({&FG­F({GFIBFIGF&GF*&T^STL&IFS*P:^S­%RS*P^SR*PS^ST*^PSR:SIFSL^FSL

[tigerstyle83]

Welcome back Dan, I was wondering where you been. Not alot of good MMA videos out there anymore. Chase had quit making vids for awhile but he is back now. And Jeremy gave his channel up... I hope your back for good bro!

[DKnightJCL]

welcome back dan, been missing you in the MMA community, like how can the original MMA predictor not be predicting lol

[Gharphield]

Good to have you back man :)

[mothercruncher]

The third entertaining option is "boobies".

I vote for more boobies.

[ZARBONZARBON]

FAT MEN DONT DIE

[audiosodomy]

I'm  glad your back. you always make the best videos

[cubfan1423]

good to see him back

[thenostrand]

great to see you back buddy. I've been wondering what happened to your vids.

[sean16wrf]

glad to see you back makeing vids hope everything gets sorted so wee can see your awsome funny videos on a regular base,s peace out critic

[NaNoSeConD9]

I think its best when you are yourself most of the time... because yourself is hillarious. Maybe one in every 4-5 videos you could be agitated. Just cant over do it then people will be like wtf?

[runisunke]

hey remember way back when in one of your vids when you said that "rashad is just boring wrestling and weak ground pound boring shit, and that you hope he fights chuck so chuck could knock him out. Cue flash foreward 3 years to rashad beating chuck and forrest and becoming ufc LH champ

[ThePhatCritic]

Yes this is true. But if Rashad THEN fough Chuck THEN he would of been knocked out...so...I am Glad Rashad got better.

[kwonblk]

keep on trucking dan

[ByronGiant]

I've always found your videos entertaining. I will continue to watch until you either stop being entertaining, or stop talking about MMA all together. I still might watch even after that.

ps. Any hope for the return of Creepy Calvin?

[green11420]

Great to see you back.

[naraicks]

bloody hell dude, good to have you back

[desurgeon]

first

[JBarz15]

1st, great to see ya back buddy!