Tom Green Show "PONES!" Crazy old lady

[CIDdrums]

this is fantastic

[jbjindra]

This is a gem. If you ever find the clip of Tom sneaking into a movie theater and him arguing with the usher you have to post it. It's never made it to youtube. Thanks!

[TheRightToSpeak]

Why do I think of Ned Flanders when I hear her speak?

[Turtlez000]

what episode is this?

[charmingwizkidwizard]

So I was in my psychology class today, and we were talking about language and the brain. It reminded me of this video, because I think this lady has Wernicke’s aphasia!! That means the part of the brain that controls understanding written and spoken language! So she's saying meaningless words because her brain is processing them wrong. :D

There, you all learned something new.

[bsm6776]

do you have the clip where tom invited a random guy over for dinner with his parents?

[SuprGT]

The female version of Don Vito.

[vercingetorix411]

this is sad tom green is great but dont exploit the mentally ill they are some of our most vunerable people in society

[homicidemanex]

0:05 just keep clicking it

[drumbum0587]

"biddle-a co di........of the kiddley ahoo...... of the raddley rayur-i...... of the gaddely go-go" I ever said you ate children

Best quote ever haha

[Casarzino]

she reminds me of my grandma, she's dead now :(

[noogey89]

@Casarzino Why does she remind you of your dead grandmother? This old person looks alive.

[posada432]

Sorry old lady, it's not 1959....There are now 50 states :).

[666ATxTHExGRAVES666]

@posada432 does :). = one-eyed frowny face with nipples?

[posada432]

@666ATxTHExGRAVES666 lol, it's a period sir.

[666ATxTHExGRAVES666]

@posada432 Gasp!

[Jabster22]

Fuck off choad.

[TheChoada]

Making fun of the mentally handicapped is pathetic. I usually find him funny. Not here. If you find someone witha disease funny then you are also sick.

[Casarzino]

I think she said 'I don't NEED children..'

[Penicuikdean2010]

She looks like she would eat kids.....sick

[hollywood1199]

i actuallly got "get ur ass outta here"

[dickieshitts]

Tom Green got "poned"

[librermonami]

Omg!!! I found this last night,I have never seen this one before and I could not laugh loud enough because my boyfriend was sleeping but AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Pones in you kiddley-oo cones in yo kiddly ya HAHAHAHAHAHA. "I SAID GO!"

[JHEforever]

"piddley ahoo," "caddley-a," "biddle-a-codi," "kiddley-ahoo," "gaddely go-go."

That woman is Fred Flintstone's great, great, great, great, great, great granddaughter.

[mangafreek]

what episode was this?

[cashc0w]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[RabidChild83]

TY for putting this on. This was a favorite of mine in 97 or so.

[LaFoxySam]

I do wonder what is going on in that old ladies brain.... ,. .. ,, ..

[Nikkola1991]

The way he approached her - priceless

[berberiniho]

"California sun of a 48-tape" Wow that's some real shit! Lol hahaha

[giantrobot9000]

@berberiniho

She actually said " California's one of the 48 states"....which made sense, if it was 1930, I guess.......

[berberiniho]

@giantrobot9000 Oh well, thank you for enlightening me on this matter.

[alexmiddleton4]

0:05

[elofan1000]

its dethklok drummer pickles's mom lol doodily doo

[jigbuilda]

...he was never short for this material on his show!

[afghi420]

love the subtitles!!

[thelatedavidsmith]

"I SAID MOVE" *PUSHES DILDO MIC OUT OF FACE"

hahahahhahahahahahaa

[USExxxBENxxx23]

Female Don Vito.

[MYBATTLEBRIDE]

oh man,,,,she should replace glenn humplick, as toms best friend

[NintyGuy999]

she don't eat children!

[Entei2000]

@NintyGuy999 I think she does, she hidin it. lolz

[Hookedonlemons]

She must be related to Rack'em Willie!

[masterkeeper9]

You've done it again Tom. :)

[ASAManifesto]

Tea Party founder!

[Leatherbubba]

Go!!

[elbob099]

is that a sherbert fountain as a mic

[thelatedavidsmith]

@elbob099

its a dildo

[AnotherGreenMidget]

xD! That's hilarious! Gotta love Tom Green!

[TheMerlinOfAR]

If this is the original Tom Green show I loved that show. I wish they would syndicate it.

[y0utub3r12345678]

lol......i love Tom's humor

[Remon076]

Tom: Are you my mother???

[Chrominance87]

she wants to be a rapper.

[MikaOwns]

lol I love how at 0:50 she uses hand gestures to help convey her message. She really got through to me. I know exactly what she means.

[XrJay03]

Ned flanders

[ilky2]

Female don vito

[hilldog39]

lmfao PONES IN YOUR PIDDLEY AHOO, CONES IN YOUR CADDLEY-A

[Catharsis26]

Damn... I wonder if that woman had some kind of mental disorder.

[teamwounder]

@Catharsis26 No. She's perfectly sane.

[DemonEaters]

I've been looking for this shit for like 10 years or so, thanx!

[kendallbob]

Shes like a female old Boomhauer

[kootabewgs]

best video ever.

[gamehoarders]

@kevdawg4000 Yeah. There's another skit where he interviews people with a dildo just to see how they'd react. I assume that's what they initially attempting to do here, but it looks like Mrs. Pones deserved her own spinoff.

[Billmaster20]

CONES IN YOUR CADDLEY!

[brooklynstudio]

The female don vito

[HeavyMetalBeaner]

i think the funniest parts in some of these skits is the random, cut off endings, thats about to start another scene, ... like in this one, you see tom in a freakin suit and top hat with a fire extinguisher. lol pretty funny....

[hilldog39]

i think we finally found don vitos mother

[evank09]

subtitles rock

[napolean34]

pol a liddle.liddle...a diddle liddle diddle liddle diddle...hhha hhha hhha hhha

[TheCockNoodles]

This is where Snoop Dogg got it from...

[tayloryou89]

HER AND DON VITO SHOULD MEET!!!

[hmin310]

She actually responds to Tom Green's rhythm at 0:12. It's like she wants to jam!

[hmin310]

She sort of reminds me of Charlie Manuel when she talks.

[sooperbeaner23]

hahahahaha!

dick mic.

[Emidretrauqe]

It's not that the system is against the homeless, nor that the homeless are lazy. It's why they haven't applied for a job, welfare, OR have gone to a homeless shelter....

They're fucking crazy!

[Luna810]

I have been searching for this for years!! SO funny!

[FutureAbe]

biddle-a co di

of the kiddley-ahoo

of the raddley rayur-i

of the gaddely go-go

[lilnasty59]

now that I think about it she has a point

[napolean34]

thats some serious word salad !!!

[TROMAbryce]

nipples.

[napolean34]

@psychopath172.... Pones in ya piddly hoo !!!!

[napolean34]

cartmans mom.. :)

[YourDunn1]

bitch is insane

[manwiththeplan25]

cccrrrrraaaazzzzzyyyy

[juggaloben23]

lol i don't care who said it i've been crippin all day!!! lol

[19TSEliot48]

This is schizophrenia, with the lady exhibiting either a term called a "word salad" or "clang association."

Psychiatric disorders are very pervasive in homeless populations.

[gamehoarders]

@19TSEliot48 Promoting this since it's the first comment in 7 pages that wasn't "LOL!!!!!!"

[PlayBoyPabloPablo]

@gamehoarders word saladword saladword saladword saladword saladword saladword saladword saladword saladword saladword saladword saladword saladword salad AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA o_O

[Pentdad]

@19TSEliot48 Tell me more about this. Have you any idea what her bizarre rhyme was meant to mean?

[fugedoctor]

@19TSEliot48 "Word Salad" is Wernicke's Aphasia.... It has nothing to do with Schizophrenia. It is caused by damage to Wernicke's area of the temporal lobe, not by Schizophrenia.

[19TSEliot48]

@fugedoctor

I'm a motherfucking doctor, but it's hard to believe that you're one to Get the fuck out of here. Wikipedia Schizophasia, you dumb nigra.

[fugedoctor]

@19TSEliot48 It's hard to believe that a doctor would make such basic grammatical mistakes, and be a racist. Oh how the great have fallen.

[19TSEliot48]

@fugedoctor

If you put a comma before the word "and," the clauses that you put them between must be independent clauses. There should be no comma in your comment, you dumb-ass son of a bitch. You sound stupid as hell, motherfucker.

[fugedoctor]

@19TSEliot48 When using the word "to" to mean as well, you spell it "too". How can a location such as hell be considered intelligent or stupid? Have a good night sweetheart! 

[SlipperyShitTuesdays]

@19TSEliot48 she should put some ranch on that word salad!

[turtles12]

@19TSEliot48

no stupid there is no way to be sure that she has schizophrenia although she certainly does have some thought disorder BUTTFACE

[VinMetal666]

@19TSEliot48 I learned about that before but this is still pretty funny regardless

[jordach545]

@19TSEliot48 But she had a point with the Mafia butt and Muslim comments.

[TROMAbryce]

She died.

[y0utub3r12345678]

god..shes annoying,lolz

[y0utub3r12345678]

Lmao!!!

[Brandynaruto14]

LOL!!!!!

[PHILDAWG316]

EMIILLLY MAZUR AFTER THE ARMY LOL

[dmi3011]

it's don vitos soul mate! xD

[flagdude12]

turrets?

[butternutscotch]

LOL. She escaped from somewhere...

[Disturbed1NickB]

HAHAHAHA.

[whambola]

y do u write that on every tom green video

[N8wazear]

crazy bitch is crazy...

[corrosivetrip]

@psychopath172 lol!

[corrosivetrip]

@psychopath172 maybe you should try leaving your parents basement and gettin laid sometime. fag

[ksingh29]

lol why are u posting this on like every tom green video

[JerryLewisFarrakhan]

I think I'll try incorporating "pones in your piddley ahoo" into everyday conversation. What do you guys think?

[kornzxc]

lmfao....

[dtadeo2006]

@JerryLewisFarrakhan lol good luck. make sure to record it an post it on youtube lol.

[autumnwake]

@JerryLewisFarrakhan Cones in your caddley-ah

[iBeChamp]

@JerryLewisFarrakhan I think that is a grrrrreat idea!

[Revenantspecter]

@JerryLewisFarrakhan you should use it to pick up chicks

[deadtrend]

@psychopath172 again... no one cares

[forrest49]

im not sure what noone cares is supposed to mean here lol. are you overcome with jealousy or something. or are you just having a bad day

[hallnoats4ever]

@forrest49 gadday goo goo,

[deadtrend]

@forrest49 neither...

[shevanelRDS]

lol awesome

[FunnyGuy656]

i was going to go to that but i had midterms to study for. how was the show?

[deadtrend]

@psychopath172 i dont think anyone cares....

[kingballsthethird]

and yet you made the effort to respond....

[deadtrend]

@kingballsthethird yep

[MrRyguy69]

Her itch to hodown was quickly quelled

[TheRealHappyEmo]

I never said you ate children!

[jackodinho23]

haha

[VinylGlitter]

where's the audio gone???!!!

[matchbax21]

Oh i never said you ate children haha

[napolean34]

this crazy woman is the voice of cartman !!!

[derekjlight]

Pause at 0:05 she looks like a ghost.

[Jercurpac]

On the one hand it's sad because it looks like she might be suffering from a pretty bad case of schizophrenia and we're all making fun of her affliction.

On the other hand though this still makes me laugh after all these years. "One of the 48 ststes," always gets me.

[ckys765]

I love how hes just walking around and somehow finds this crazy lady and just starts singing with her- Classic

[andi146]

this is great! i wish someone would put up the SAMSE clip

[NuclearFurnature]

I saw this when it first aired and have always checked youtube to see if I could find it and never could until now. Thanks gamehoarders!

[jimmyhammon]

no i dont eat children now get your god damn mafia butt outta here

[HeavyMetalBeaner]

... of the gaddely go-go.

Well said. I couldn't have made my point any clearer.

[LandoftheShanks]

lmfao i remember when this aired on mtv i saw it and i thought id never see it again,then comes youtube. I LOVE THIS EPISODE ROFLMAO!!!

"Get your gahhdamn mafia butt" lmfao!

[seismotronik]

haha me too, god we're gettin old haha

[LandoftheShanks]

LOL!

[zeker111]

imagine how desperate one must be to have sex with her

[Lisajo009]

This is quiet possibly one of the funniest things ever!

[bluefinz27]

This woman is hilarious but it's still pretty amusing the way Tom shoves the mic right back in her face when she pushes it away at 0:20 It's probably what got her even more irate.. pure Tom Green LOL!

[Joefonzgoldenarms]

lol its a dildo not a mic

[bluefinz27]

@Joefonzgoldenarms yeah you're most likeley right. lol.

[zambimaru]

"and goddamn you California is one of the 48 states" LOL

[Hyper1ink]

I still haven't found the clip in which Tom Green enters the garage of a lady with a dog and a cat, then he smears peanut butter onto the cat so that the dog licks the cat, then the cat hits the dog's nose, then Tom holds up the peanut butter high and the dog starts jumping for it crazily, then the lady is fed up with Tom, says goodbye and pushes the button of the garage gate that slides down to the ground where Tom has put his peanut butter cup which gets crushed by the downcoming gate...

[bluefinz27]

Pones in your piddley ahoo

cones in ya caddley - a... get your ass outta here.. go!!!!!

ROLF!!!

[ladder06]

Speak engrish you old bat

[ciaranheffron]

I think I love you gamehoarders, I have been looking for this clip since my 1st year in college in 2000 and could find it nowhere!!!! finally PONES!

[ajaxluis]

fucking dildo

[TavaChip]

lmao, this is my favorite one ever. That lady is freaking awesome!

[gnredbull]

i forget what making up words means. I think it's schitzophrenia

and LOL "How did you know I was Canadian?"

[KidBazer]

cones in your caddlea.

she gave him the cones in his caddlea.

she cursed him with the nut cancer.

[MakeupBySarahD]

I CANT STOP WATCHING THIS omg lmfaoooooo GADLEY GO GO

[dannyss29]

she looks like scream at 0:06 hahaha

[warchildjew]

why doesnt someone get the men in white coats

[vivalaleta]

America's system for the mentally ill is in shambles.

[blaisetighe15]

wonder what he was gunna do with that fire extinguisher at the end.. lol humplick was in for it!

[krogdog]

They should've made a spin-off about this lady.

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

where does he find them? XD

[AgainstAllGods]

There's a shitload here in Los Angeles.

[ELiiTE666]

@AgainstAllGods a shitload of what?

[locc2daBrain420]

is tom holding a vibrator lol?

[FrieLiveProductions]

Bah doo diddle liddle diddle diddle duh duh badda rah!

[zyphoid666]

lmao.

[Flitzman]

"la lah la lah la la lah la la lah la la.... Rooom pom pom"

[FrieLiveProductions]

0:06 LOLZ he starts singing along with her wierdass ramblings!!!

[lejink]

man tom green used to be funny... makes me feel old thinking about staying up late to watch him n seeing him today all boring

[MACABREMARIPOSA]

reminds me too much of Don Vito :D

[troy714oc]

this crazy lady invented the word powns...who knew

[ckys765]

He really finds the strangest people

[homicidemanex]

I want 0:06 - 0:08 on an infinite loop

[argoe316]

thee return of GraaT Grandma""