(Source) This is You and Your Five Senses

[whyamibzsdmhalt]

AT the start of the video. There's a big-ass text about stealing this video is illegal.

So you posted it on youtube.

DERP!

[waxination]

@whyamibzsdmhalt Everyone who's posted a video with content that they don't own is breaking the same law. Which is like 90% of youtube.

[whyamibzsdmhalt]

@waxination Oh yeah... i forgot.

[Videot01]

Wow, Elijah. The nineties were not kind to you.

[BlacksPrower]

Captain Nonsense is related to Captain Obvious

[AwfulFawfultheFalafe]

"Say yer touchin' somen'..." Aren't we all, Jiminy?...

[AwfulFawfultheFalafe]

And 6:42-6:43 REALLY needs some context.

[Kartoonkid95]

If nautical nonsense be something you wish...

[UltimegaSeven]

Captain Nonsense = Pedobear.

[UltimegaSeven]

Just wait til he becomes a teenager xD

[NoMoreNooblets]

Jimmy C tha pimp.

[Frizzurd]

Captain Nonsense is from here on out, a pedophile villain amongst the likes of Dr. Rabbit in YTP canon.

[sfighter991]

So, Elijah Wood played "Pinocchio", who new that years later he would become Frodo Baggins!! :)

[TheMunfMunf1]

Wait a minute! Can someone explain me why Elijah Wood, who was born in 1981, was in this educational video wich was made in 1955?

[wolfen150]

@TheMunfMunf1

This wasn't made in 1955.

[waxination]

@TheMunfMunf1 The video was made in 1990, making him around 9 years old.

[Frizzurd]

@waxination It really does emulate the style of the "Disney's Wonderful World of Color" show back in the 60s.

[shrikechan]

@TheMunfMunf1 Why would you think this was made in the fifties just because it has classic Disney characters in it?

[Nayrpehs]

Is Captain Nonsense a...younger Ron Jeremy?

[Kefkadet]

You mean you have to use your hands?! That's like a baby's toy!

[SidRulz100]

Elijah Wood as Pinocchio? That's cool.

[waxination]

@Plastiware Watch the beginning of the video. MCMXC = 1990

[rjakobi]

Adding the FBI warning in the beginning cracked me up more than I should have cracked up.

[UniverseIndistries]

@cojago88 I guess you were to high to notice the "(source)" at the beginning. Or notice that it didn't have ytp in the title.

[TheSuperGamefreak]

wait, Pinnochio is elijah wood?!

[MuunNuttall]

.. what the fuck am I watching?

[JackOfSpades93]

This is You and Your Five Senses on Drugs.

[cojago88]

this is not youtube poop!???!! Disliked! im high as shit and was disappointed

[Jimaera]

Lol. classic Disney, it's so cheesy... but I have to agree, Elijah WAS an adorable kid.

[minicm122]

Wax, you are too nice you know?

[sciencemile]

6:35 

That's no ordinary kitteh! Look at the boooones!!!!

[GrantMortenson]

How'd you get ahold of this? I thought Disney educational stuff (this, Bill Nye. that anti-drug cartoon special) was special ordered for school systems only?

[waxination]

@GrantMortenson Right here on youtube, where I get every other source.

[ANtiCOMIcs]

Is that Elijah Wood?

[VinalG4ce]

@ANtiCOMIcs yup. He looks adorable I have to say. I like the part when he dropped the books and say to Jiminy, " you're such a Fa-"

[fairiedragon999]

Wow, I remember seeing this in pre-school. Even then, I thought this was screwed up.

[trogdorburninating]

Captain nonsense is like an improved Morshu.

[KNGarver]

those skyrim guards could use those kneewraps since they dont have knee armor.

[1218dtnb1]

2:32, Toby Bell from thomas the tank engine

[Rasengan9000ttt]

Wax. How on earth did you find this obscure educational video.

[1218dtnb1]

I swear to god, is that boy young Elijah Wood. It has to be

[FreakDaMIghet]

@1218dtnb1, It is!

[whiskycopter]

BIG BUSTER

[BangeloReturns510]

11:51 Troll face

[AdmireRoxtars]

Elijah Wood?

[globeman8]

The kid at 2:05 sounds like he's sayin sex and at 2:10 says horse sex too

[Rockhard1492]

I wish there was a magical portal to the world of books in my library. :(

[1947Desoto]

Madynonomous needs to take a crack at re-mixing this.

[JacksonSTUFF777]

@1947Desoto

You mean madanonymous? And I agree. I'm surprised any fan of waxination knows about madanonymous.

[cjetson]

@JacksonSTUFF777 As a pretty big Waxonator/Waxination fan, I got some serious respect for Madanonymous. That guy's a champ at what he does.

[1947Desoto]

@JacksonSTUFF777 Waxination, Madanonymous, KeeperofPorridge, Quibby Jibby, Dinnerwarrior, Darthdumbkomf, and Cerebralassassin are the youtube poopers that I currently follow. In the old days I was a big fan of IAmTheGang and JacksonJunior.

[dracocrusher]

@1947Desoto you should check out jitterydragon, he/she's got some really hilarious Land Before Time poops that don't get alot of views for some reason.

[pingasbomb]

wow pinnochio must have a huge cock if he needs a helmet for his balls

[MattehG25]

i thought the grey buffer bar was spazzing out at 0:00 to 0:17

[UniverseIndistries]

@Sp33dWave1 The end is closer than we thought... to the live boats gentlemen.

[jackedup400]

SOPA "Is ridiculous!"

[UniverseIndistries]

2nd edition? I guess that the real Pinocchio died in Stramboli's wood chipper, and they were forced to cast an extra. IT ALL MAKES SENCE NOW!!!!!

[Sp33dWave1]

@UniverseIndistries And that extra eventualy grew up into a hobbit and a dancing penguin

[didogazeto]

and u sixth sence is the penis/ass/vagina for fucking,isn't that RRRRRIDICKILUSSS

[ProtoNinJaProduction]

i use my 5 sense while having sex

[Gamepopper101]

This is the second edition? I wander what the 1st edition was like?

[werebee]

Captain Nonsense doesn't seem like any less of a pedophile in this video.

[HollywoodStudios100]

I can't believe that Elijah Wood is in this video!

[PSTroopers]

So how are you able to rip VHS vdeos?

[rl1712]

I wonder if this was how Elijah Wood got the role in North haha

[Alanjohnamerican]

"No dollars, no sex."

HOLY FUCK HES RIGHT

[SuperDiamondDogs]

Okay, someone needs to show this to Elijah wood.

[huskobon2]

While Pinocchio thinks this is all on going on, he's really on the bathroom floor of some gas station foaming out to some pills with a couple needles nearby.

[Happymartin254]

Waxination, what was that Jimminy Cricket stock footage from?

[BangeloReturns510]

@Happymartin254 The footage is from I'm No Fool or any educational cartoons.

[zetareticuli4]

It's over 9000!

[Autobairn]

Is that Elijah Wood?

[Marko7357]

@Autobairn You betcha

[fattoler]

"2nd Edition"? I wonder what the 1st was like...

[Doofanator]

5:30 THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!



[NIMPAK1]

So Prince Phillip was a Nazi all along.

[CHCHuser]

They're taking Pinocchio to Isengard.

[Jakihro]

Holy ship, what's up with that FBI warning?

[waxination]

@Jakihro It's not enforced. Millions of people posting Youtube videos would be getting fined. Youtube will just remove the video if there is a complaint by Disney. Luckily this video is too old for them to care.

[F1315NJ]

@waxination Didn't seem like that when I once tried to post two short clips seperately. Two clips from two different Disney Halloween specials, both were taken down because Disney wanted them taken down... Fuck logic on that.

[werebee]

@waxination Just you wait until SOPA passes! The FBI is gonna be busy as hell.

[waxination]

@werebee SOPA's been losing momentum.

[Jangwoofilms]

@waxination

WOOOOO!!!!

[minicm122]

@waxination Thank ship it is.

[halfingr]

@waxination SOPA and PIPA may be losing momentum, but they're not gone yet.

Big Businesses like Disney and Viacom will push it until it dies off completely.

[FreakDaMIghet]

@werebee, I hear it got shelved AGAIN! So, there not voting on it any time soon, and I don't think it will. Too many people are against it. Maybe if they revised it with better wording and a system that DIDN'T screw everyone over, it would pass. But as of now....

[Soufriere84]

@FreakDaMIghet SOPA's been delayed, but Lamar Smith is still trying to force it through. At this point, though, it won't pass even if it gets to a floor vote. PIPA's been outright pulled. My own whore Senator (co-sponsored the bill) dropped his support when he got hundreds of calls about it, 99% against.

SOPA and PIPA are wounded, but the issue will never die, not unless we can break - symbolically or literally - the lobbyists that own Congress (not likely, I admit).

[InuitInua]

It cracks me up that he is in a modern library with kids wearing modern clothes whilst he wears that outfit.

[SkieBluFox]

I'm now trying to find more information about this video. The internet isn't very helpful.

[leadlegirl]

WTF did I just watch?

[GeonTheDayDreamer]

Your brain can also let you see dead people as well. No wait.... that's the Sixth Sense... ^^;

[PoweredByFlow]

FBI warning at the beginning... hm

[egosumdidact]

Under 300 on a waxination video?

Success!

[SomeKindaSpy]

@egosumdidact; Me too!

[TheSaucyAuto]

@egosumdidact That makes three or more of us.

[waxination]

@egosumdidact Wrong!

[ermaslv44]

common sex horse sex

srsly it sounds like hes saying sex not sense

[videogamenostalgia]

Wow...what a WOODen performance

*Ba-dum tish*

[cojago88]

you need to learn how to roll a joint to watch this...watch my vid

[gmnhock]

the 2nd comment is a loser HAHAHAHA oh wait....

[CloudCereal553]

Huh...This reeks of pedophilia...

[Plokijuh1229]

third comment cuz im cool like dat

[PaulieDeMafia210]

@Plokijuh1229 4th because you suck

[MegaSOSbrigade]

Elijah wood as Pinochio? strange

[cesarjimenezanimator]

@MegaSOSbrigade Elijah WOOD! Get it?

[MegaSOSbrigade]

@cesarjimenezanimator

I bet the Disney executives were pissing themselves with laughter

[cesarjimenezanimator]

@MegaSOSbrigade Yeah!

[gmnhock]

approved my Morshu

[LandFisken]

lol

[MegaMrdeadly]

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