Nostalgia Critic - a Troll in central park

[Skunxful]

They dont call it a TROLL in central park for nothing

[SNITZ0]

You know when I saw behind the seens of House I shit my pants

[drewski4u]

yeah it bombed in the box office and it was panned by critics widely

[ActionRaccoon]

A movie about Trolls that basicly just trolled the audience with its music, script, plot, characters, and voice acting. Yes you could say that this movie Trolled people before the invention/ revolution of the internet. All trolls of the world should watch this for inspiration.

[Mitsukihiroshi32]

@REDV120652 Don't be a cockmunching homophobe you DICKWAD or I'll kick your ass

[Mitsukihiroshi32]

I REMEMBER this movie! I used to watch this when I was little

OH! and

@robertsfunny1995 FAGGOT IS A MOTHERFUCKING TERM FOR A BRITISH CIGARETTE YOU DUMBASS MONKEY!!

[Locoman4000]

@Mitsukihiroshi32 I think that was the joke. REDV askd if the troll could make some weed for him and robert replied, "Sure, but it'll make you a fag." Get it? Fag as in the cig, not fag as in the derogatory term used by ignorant rednecks to refer to the gay population.

[DrTheKay]

Aww shit NC is up against legion he will not win

[REDV120652]

CAN I HAVE THAT TROLL TO MAKE WEED FOR ME???  V

[robertsfunny1995]

@REDV120652 Sure, but it'll make you a fag.

[REDV120652]

@robertsfunny1995 I HATE FAG THEY NEED TO LIVE IN HELL.. THEY HAVE NO RIGHT LIVING.. V

[sephiroth8261]

That is bullshit and completely uncalled for.

[KalosSkopeo]

Co-director, Gary Goldman, said this movie did poorly because it wasn't promoted and its release was limited due to Warner Bros' lack of confidence in the film--uh, no, Gary. It bombed 'cuz it's a stinker...

[SparkyMK3]

You know a film is bad when it grossed only 70,000+ out of its 20,000,000+ budget, in other words, grossing less than a third of 1% of its budget.

Poor Don...

[HMSaph]

@SparkyMK3 A Troll In Central Park grossed $71,368 out of its budget of $23,000,000 which would be 0.31% of its budget, which is STILL less than a third of 1% of its budget. It's one of the lowest-grossing films of all time.

[ztslovebird]

Does Gus have a baby mullet?

[ztslovebird]

The flower scenes for some reason remind me of The Nutcracker Suite in Fantasia. Except Fantasia was better put together, told a story, and didn't slowly degrade the intelligence of audience and creator alike.

[ztslovebird]

Is it just me, or does Stanley look like he escaped from "The Pebble and the Penguin" when he pulls his had over his face and has his tongue out like a mentally challenged dog? I know the movies were animated by the same guy, but trolls shouldn't look so much like penguins. Nor should all the female characters look the same no matter the age, species, or time frame!

[TheLuigiadrian]

He's the only troll more annoying than the ones from Encyclopedia Dramatica

mispelled:Encyplopædia.

[DarkMagicianGirl247]

not to be mean ,but 1 person is a bad troll

[psaile93]

is it bad that i grew up with this movie, and loved it?

[Sukuun]

19:05 If Stanley were in Sailor Moon, he'd be the evil Xenian flower.

[blijoms]

the troll is the same voice as doug from up?

[ztslovebird]

@blijoms No. Dug was voiced by somebody else.

[blijoms]

@ztslovebird

still sound alike:P

[robertsfunny1995]

That troll is such a fag, Rosie's kiss really should've killed him.

[TheEmpireification]

I liked this movie xD

[thedarknight307]

I have to admit something. This movie is OBVIOUSLY horrible but Ganorga is actually a good villain. I hate to say it but I like the voice actress' voice for her(except her singing voice). She is a pretty cool animated villain. Sure not the best villain but a good one.

[LordManda2]

@thedarknight307 because the voice actor is everything isent it? >_>

[thedarknight307]

The Critic's parody of Ganorga's song is WAY better than this movie

[Guigley]

16:27 That part slew me.

[Vault101Reject]

So pissed it wasn't "YOU KNOW WHY?! YOU'RE A TURKEY!"

[robertsfunny1995]

@Vault101Reject EAT ME‼... I'm a Turkey‼... In my heart I'm red white and blue! Eat me, I'm a turkey, a true American patriot through and through?

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

I saw this ONCE when I was 5, but I remember nothing of it

[xservintage]

When I was a kid, I freaking HATED this movie! I found it distressing and annoying!

[ChemicalDespair]

i remember being 6 and thinking this movie was gay

[baahhhFATALITY11]

That troll's a fucken pedo!!!!!!

[G0vnah]

My name is Stanley... :(

[CloverTheHedgehog23]

Don Bluth: Expert troll

[sephiroth900000]

10:11

DO SOMETHING IMPORTANT!

*troll claps like an idiot*

I laughed my ass off.

[XBLspartanx170]

LOL UMAD

[tentacleTherapist1]

A troll? Nice?

He must be such a lowblood.

[Irockz707]

@tentacleTherapist1 RUD3.

[CatatonicKuroneko]

@tentacleTherapist1 Oh god, YES.

[SaturdayNightsME]

Don Bluth sucks... 

[99sharare]

15:28 I paused to read all of that

[InfamousPistachio]

That troll is more of a fairy.

[werewolf873]

"Snpes fingers" I got it! That little boy looks like Jimmy Neutron without the crazy hair.

[werewolf873]

"thinks of fluttershy snapping harry's neck" ulp, yes MLP is deffinatley more grown up than this movie.

[TheNintendonerd1986]

Hey Kai, its James

lololololol n.c. reviews LOL

[ACETYGRA]

I remember thinking that Stanley the troll looked like someone with down syndrome

[FruggleFarkle123]

It's funny how the Nostalgia Critic actually mentions those trolls at Encyclopedia Dramatica. For thsoe of you who don't know what I'm talking about, look near the bottom of the screen at 15:28.

[Kooolmun]

we in central park problem

[kckinsmcg]

Trololololo.

[toaker]

at 2:14 Timic83amv

[SenseOrSensibility]

When I first discovered Nostalgia Critic, my sister and I watched this video together and we nearly ralphed laughing. I remember this movie (I did not have great taste in movies as a child) and I didn't like it at all. BOY is it even worse than I remembered!

[DragonLordG]

the "Take a Pic" screen has a typo. "He's looks like a rejected muppet."

[StarHedgehog7]

@DragonLordG Another typo is "He gets excited when todlers kiss him."

[DragonLordG]

You are correct. I can't just dream something into reality. This is why i am not a troll. Well. Not that kind of troll.

[DragonLordG]

3:12 "No face shall smile" she said, smiling.

[JackNapierVlog]

Troll Queen?

Troll Queen?!

Whatever happened to being a princess forever?

[LadyCorsaires]

This is what i think happened: The company that released his films complained his movies were to strong for the kids so he made a script that was really sappy and juvenile so he could say F-you to the suits. For some reason they loved the idea and told him to make it.

Thanks how I like to think it happened and it was a case of him not being able to do his thing.

[HUNRUSPWNZ]

-hey, wanna watch a Troll in central park?

-I WAS FROZEN TODAY!

[Fargosis16]

this was made by the man who made a movie with:

a little depressed orphan boy

drunk dogs that go to HELL

the man who made a DINOSAUR dying one of the saddest memorys we have

The same man who made an AMAZING movie about a a mother saving her child?!

R.I.P Don Bluth's talent

[ElvenRaptor]

@Fargosis16 To be fair, he had no control over this project.

[animewarrior08]

lol they were stoned lol my friend and i are convinced the creators were on acid

[ltjerryl]

Everytime i look at Gus and Rosie dad looks the same is Demitrie from Anastasia :D

[RadTheDude]

"U'll never have a dream come true! & U know why?! The Oompa Loompas can beat U up!!!"

[PoohFanGirl1990]

I remember watching it when I was about 8 and thinking "wow this is terrible." It might possibly be the first bad movie I ever saw (that I was aware of).

[cuddlykittehs]

if he knew my little ponies friendship is magic was good.

and watched it.

i would not here a sad comparsion

Im happy the picture shows frist gen. MLP

if it showed 4th, this would be on 10000 dislikes in a few hours.

[MrPresidentFox]

@cuddlykittehs This was made before the 4th gen cartoon so obviously feelings on MLP were more universally negative back then.

[yingyanggamer]

@cuddlykittehs Well to be fair he said "My Little Pony" not "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" and even though some people say it's a pretty good show, it's still about ponies so the comparison is justified.

[LadyCorsaires]

@cuddlykittehs I'm a Pegasister and I don't dislike videos just because they make fun of MLP. That being said not all of us are anal and demand people to say nothing but mindless praise for the series some of us have a sense of humor and can laugh at our selves.

[DirectoRap]

How it shouldve went down -

Boy: "Youll never have a dream come true. And ya know why?"

NC: "Take your pick."

Boy: "Youre as bland as Edward from Twilight!"

NC: "Perfect."

[Zuyuri]

"Boy, Lindsay Lohan really let herself go, didn't she?"

I LOLed

[yingyanggamer]

So gnorgia hates Justin Bieber?

[3fatkid]

"Stanley" sounds like Willie the giant with a cold!

[skyrimawaits]

the troll sounds like tiger from an american tale.

[goodwifeweaver]

@skyrimawaits he better! he was voiced by the same person

[RadTheDude]

@skyrimawaits

They do have the same actor.

[spacemanisaac]

15:27

"He's the only troll more annoying than the ones from Encyclopedia Dramatica."

Why Doug, I thought we had something special?

[coolguitar123]

@spacemanisaac encyclopedia dramatica has for the most part really distasteful pages. they go out of their ways to offend nostalgia critic and avgn and they dont even do it in a humorous manner its just mean. not to mention they do that with everyone else

[Sveikko]

Well that's the TROLL for you, goddamn green bastard was evil after all... :D

[Miss6Nintendo]

I think this movie is meant for VERY VERY little kids

[yingyanggamer]

@Miss6Nintendo Who are on some drug that makes them so high they only have about an hour to live but they have the biggest high ever.

[godzilla964]

Who wants to see Stanley's flowers mutate into Biollante, or see Stanley get clobbered by that mountain troll in the first Harry Potter movie?

[BlueOctober13th]

Dude, this movie wasn't made for kids. It was made for people tripping their balls off on shr00ms!!

[HotSauseCandy]

You can't kinda wish for things to just happen.... Wait that's the theory behind the book "The Secret"

[imfercho]

The movie title should say "A retard in central park" but everyone would be like "Oh, I've seen that before".

[kickodude]

As if Hobbits couldn't get any gayer LOLOL

[FlippedChik628]

Looks like Stanley the Troll saw the review and decided to dislike this video.

[robertsfunny1995]

"I don't care if it's innocent and cutsey, it's a piece of sh!t."

Hey, it's just like the Gummy Bear.

[robertsfunny1995]

@xXfiretailXx Does that mean he can control HER thumb?

[psaile93]

but i liked this movie :c

[WhiteTwilightWolf]

It really does surprise me that this is the same guy that made the secret of NIMH. I read the book and watch the movie he did a good job.... this.... ugh

[AceAttorny]

@xXfiretailXx 0_0... How do you know that?

[petercharleskrug]

5:31 OK, this movie is really, REALLY stupid. However, one thing can be said in it's defense: you could argue that the parents came from England and moved to America before their kids were born.

[SuperCodywebb]

It's not bad. For a 90's movie.

[stellstar1000]

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. :-(

[Applemask]

@xXfiretailXx That's because it's Don Bluth. The animation was increasingly the only good thing about his films, Titan AE notwithstanding.

[AquaberryxWildnose]

This was a favorite of mine as a kid but now I see that is really bad but I'd still watch it if nothing else was on.

[robertsfunny1995]

That troll is such a fag, I'm surprised Rosie's kiss didn't obliterate him.

[Bittergamer1886]

@robertsfunny1995 All trolls are fags. Get it? No really, they all are.

[robertsfunny1995]

@Bittergamer1886 Lol, internet trolls, I get it.

[JoseCarioca101]

Pause at 4:35 the freakin twin towers!!!!!!

[amsooldnot]

am i the only one who wants to shoot Stanley in the balls ?

[mothrasaurus]

@amsooldnot Yes and no. He doesn't have balls. I still feel like shooting him there.

[amsooldnot]

@mothrasaurus yeah . you think some people use him for torture ?

[sonofjafarreturns]

This is what you get when Walt Disney and Barney team up on a film.

[mothrasaurus]

@sonofjafarreturns Don't forget My Little Pony, Care Bears, Teletubbies, Cabbage Patch Kids, The Smurfs, Barbie, Pound Puppies, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake, High School Musical, Jem, and the goddamn Get-Along Gang. And they're BUTCH compared to this!!!!

[SteveCarras]

@mothrasaurus

Even Sniffles and some of the other early WB cartoons by Chuck Jones and MGM's Hugh Harman and Rudolph Ising cartoons..[Something that Mr.Nostalgia Walker mightve thunk of when he reviewed 1992/1993's "Tom&Jerry".:)

[deamonsead]

Ya know what I just thought of? Stanley reminds me of Hubey, from the pebble and the penguin. The way his face looks, I mean.

[Launchpad05]

I'm A bad troll.

[mothrasaurus]

@Launchpad05 A very bad troll!

[MeowthRocket]

The only thing in this I HAVE to disagree with is that dreams can't come true by just wishing for them.....

Lemme put it this way.

After seeing the towers fall, nearly an ENTIRE hockey team wiped out in a plane crash, and Fred fucking PHELPS get a million dollars from suing the father whose soldier son's funeral he PROTESTED at.....

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!

And for the record, I am in NO way shape or form saying ANY of those were my dreams!

[sekolahsrigarden]

NC got trolled

[batmous]

12:26...LOL

[Joecbg100]

Damn, typo. Sorry, if i don't know, but what movie is at 13:55 with the House?

[AzraelLeichten]

@Joecbg100 Poltergeist. Which I might add is a really good movie.

[Joecbg100]

Sorry, if i don't know, but what movie is at 10:55 with the House?

[emmasmith173]

LOL stanely teams up with Poison Ivy to enslave New York that is hilarious.

[Thrilled333]

In all honesty, the songs don't sound that bad. I mean their bad but not horrible and I guess the bar was set so low the songs made the movie worse. Also... Jesus christ those silly, stupid faces Stanley makes makes me think he was dropped or is a special needs person cause those faces don't look fucking natural. Also... Fourth!!!!

[TheLastHylianTitan]

THIRD, AND I'M OKAY WITH THAT BECAUSE THIS IS THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC AND DAMN IT, HE'S HILARIOUS.

[epicmickeyfan]

SECOND!!!

[SteveDaGeek]

FIRST!!!!