MST3K - Favorite Moments - Hobgoblins

[Paradigm5h1ft]

2:47 

[XXXJUGHEAD87XXX]

Forgot the part were he says "here take this to shout arch duke Ferdinand" lol

[samcwic]

This movie was so bad it actually made me angry. Yes, Mike and the bots were riffing all through it, but the mind-blowing incompetence this movie displayed just enraged me. How could these people think they could make a movie?

[auritone]

@samcwic Then it may depress you to know that they made a second one. Although this is a horrific movie, it still shows more promise than Manos - The Hands of Fate. :)

[textthing]

@samcwic

What is worse is that the incompetence is intentional.

[SpikeJet2736]

6:46

Billy Mazes approves

[torgo714]

I'm reading the MST3K book "In the Peanut Gallery" by Robert Weiner & Shelly Barba and Rick Sloane wrote a whole chapter on the making of Hobgoblins. Really funny stuff and he does love what MST3K did with the movie.

[auritone]

@torgo714 Cool! Thanks for the info. Gotta get that book. :)

[JerRocks2day]

"Sentence Fragments! Just Phrases!"

[SuperDarkserpent]

Roll sizzle be... Oh wait!

[BionicTurtleWizard]

~take on meeeee!~

[pillarsofserpents]

dude! you left out the "Hey there's a call for Rick, any of you Rick?"

[Shadowchaofan]

Theres a girl touching me! Yuck! LOL XD

[Meeper27]

Crow: "We're on the road to nowhere!"

Servo: I'll say...

[Adamgontierfan19]

What was it that had them whimpering in fear during the credits was it the fact that the movie came from the Ark of the Covenant? had they done Prince of Space or Invasion of the Neptune Men yet those two movies make this one seem... well less horrible I guess

[Shadowchaofan]

MST3K FOREVER!!!!! XD

[MattGuitarPlayer]

Paint my muscle car PRUNE COLORED PLEASE!

[ghosttrain2066]

Flat But!

[FaidleyEthan]

this was what i was doing the entire time during dragon wars

[Imachowderhead]

This man taught me how to love a woman , from across the street , through a telescope...ahhh the fudementals of stalking...

[fjccommish]

I'm surprised they didn't go into their Barney Frank song when Billy Frank popped up on the credits.

[gillianseed]

ROBERT PLANT!!!

[ZombieResponse]

"Theres a girl touching me.....yuck!"

[afroninja3]

How do you read a record?

[ghostbuster323]

This movie would have been awesome if the goblins just killed everybody in the beginning instead of just running around annoying people.

[SlumNobility]

Hey, they forgot "look! a praying mantis in a party dress!" LOL

[usspike]

"Smells like Jack Ruby."

[Atrum]

Sentence fragments, just phrases!

[garryOBJ]

One of the funniest episodes...but one of the worst films ive ever seen

[Sauron338]

Can I just quickly point out that "Favorite Moments-Hobgoblins" is a horrible, horrible oxymoron?

[auritone]

@Sauron338 Yes, it would be if it was the movie and not the MST-crew's comments. :)

[tocov]

There's been an accident in the studio!

We made Hobgoblins!

lol-tastic.

[Irkedmv]

It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

[Lcr2003]

@Irkedmv Yea....it's not addictive neither is that crack stuff.

[dabulls108]

you and ur stupid thoughtfulness can go to hell.

[sexyglexy]

"WE'RE ON THE ROOOAD TO NOWHERE..." HAHA omg that funny

[blakiecakes419]

2:04- That never gets old. haha

[HackneySack]

One of my favourite lines from any MST3k: "Now, that is not a woman, that's David Lee Roth." I don't know why, I just love it.

[ruphia]

Roll Fizzlebeef.

Wait, wrong movie.

[JustShoveJayOhBe]

bock-bock bock-bock-bock... bock-bock!



[ccipollini1984]

"Meet the Hobgoblins! Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce and The Claw!!"

LOL

[maswellasm]

"I'm gonna compost you, man..." "Taaake ooon meee..." ""Why didn;t you listen?""Cuz you're really old...I mean, would YOU listen to you?"" "Okay, we'll take your literature, but we're trying to watch our program right now!" "Oh geez this is gonna be so great- oh wait, I'm done...sorry..." "Put more clothes on!"

[sprybug]

I noticed it wasn't in here, but I liked it when Tom saw the gumball dispenser in the background and called it his mom and told her to get out of there because she was in a bad movie.

[ccipollini1984]

"Let me tell you about our drink specials tonight!!!!"

lol

[salsal16]

It's the 80's! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan!

[theboombody]

I would actually rank two movies below this one. One would be The Wild Wild World of Batwoman for its spirit channeling and Mole People scenes, and the other would be Attack of The Eye Creatures for its typo in the title and the guy in the sweater dress.

[ghostbuster323]

Hopefully the army dude will get killed in desert storm

[EternityEyes]

You left out the part about the thermos!

Other than that it was funny as hell. :)

[Headphonenation]

"Sentence fragments, just phrases!"

[olivemike81]

Shot out my toe and got out.

[olivemike81]

In an unforseen tragedy the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash.

[buck2239]

lol miss this show

[AzureMach1]

As a long term Mistie, I gotta say this one may dethrone Manos due to the absolute lameness of this movie... it is TERRIBLE. At least Manos felt creepy in a Hotel California film noir way

[wooite]

"PUT MORE CLOTHES ON!"

[pdlbean]

taaaake on meeeee... XD

[clamstrips]

hobgoblins ! 4 hours in , lol

[VenusInFurs]

Serpico.

Dirty Harry.

Jake Gittes.

Kevin!

[purpleshamrock17]

2:48-2:51

"I shot a starter pistol and whined out another line!"

"you and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to hell!"

"slutting's fun, isn't it?"

You forgot the part in the opening credits where Servo and Crow freak out, that's the best part!...oh well :)

[BlueChipNinja]

Its the 80's do a lot of coke and vote for ronald reagan!

[CrimsonKing1730]

"choose your garden weasel" "What? Alright, grab your rake!"

[tnadrg1982]

there's a girl touching me yuck

[tnadrg1982]

serpico,dirty harry,jack guiness,kevin

[damnyoustamos]

Paint my muscle car prune-colored, please!

[VenusInFurs]

@damnyoustamos That line always makes me laugh.

[mcqueen6]

It's the 80's! Do alot of coke and vote for Ronald Regan! LOL

[BenjaminTwenty]

We were watching this MST3K and all burst out laughing when it first showed those puppets they used for the Hobgoblins. We looked up the actors/actresses in it, and most of them didn't do another movie after this. lol...

[BenjaminTwenty]

"You and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to hell!" lol...

[wewenono77]

I wonder if he knows his face looks like that

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Can you catch a venereal disease from a movie?

[Technologic]

This is the one movie that actually almost made me murder somebody.

Namely, the director of this retarded shitfest.

[TheFridgeslayer]

I was disappointed not to see "where do you think you're going? Where's your scum?" in there.

[Sabreeshuh]

the angel of death, ive been waiting so long hahaha

[GhostGirlCam]

Hobgoblins is probably one of my favorite MST3Ks ever!! I saw people talking about Manons the Hands of Fate at the bottom and heres the plot to that movie....driving, driving and more driving

[JustShoveJayOhBe]

basque sepratist rock haha

[slasherpool]

"He's really my mentor, he taught me to truly love a woman... from across the street, through a telescope"

LMAO! that kills me every time.

[hkfan1980]

@ 6:01 the guy in the red suit is the voice of timmy turners dad on fairly oddparents :o he married the voice of Kurenai on naruto XD now try to watch without thinking of them XD

[PinguimMarco]

I want a Bounce-Bounce doll! lol

[xanniehx]

"There's been an accident in the studio...

--We made 'Hobgoblins.'"

[nagaking07]

If they made it through this movie, they can make it through anything.

[Tassadarky]

@nagaking07 Technically they didn't. They set up cardboard cut-outs with a pre-recorded tape of generic riffs and left the theater for like 5 minutes. But, they're still qualified to make it past 99% of movies.

[viridismonasteriense]

"hey, Hobgoblins! ..Four hours in." haha

[cactusjackisback]

Death guaranteed for up to 50,000 DIE!

[ilikethecoke]

Hobgoblins is flat out bad. It's hard to watch it even WITH Mike, Tom, and Crow.

I applaud them for having to sit through this god awful piece of crap.

[Pignoah]

Paint my muscle car prune coloured please.

[ignatzRat]

Matlock??? No way! hahha!

"CLUB SCUM" was my favorite along with the "Joel Grey-ish" character

"WELLLCOME To CLUBBB SCUMMM"

[jacobykid]

2:48 "taake on mee"

4: 10 "after my date with prince, i went straight home"

5:52 "hey, it's marge simpson"

6:18-6:29

6:45 "they should really add an 's' to that"

6:48 "red-hot uncensored jami gertz"

7:25-7:33

[ngobleus]

"It's the 80s, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!"

[deppgyrl]

they should add an S to that..lmao

[phendformyself]

3:48 lol

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Mike, if I run out of vomit, can I have some of yours?

[whatthi]

"..paint my muscle car prune color pls.."

"..how do you read a record?.."

HAHA :D

[perplacymp]

What is the "F.D.I. Murder" reference?

"proof there is no life after dramaclub."

[RideConcrete]

@perplacymp FDIC insures bank deposits

[SalvationOfDarkness]

Wet t-shirt contest? "I COULD WIN THAT"

[Tealc4107]

And where's the scene with the Hobgoblin's locked in the car? "I don't know, maybe the child lock's on."

[TheT4xid3rmist]

You should have included when Mike and the robots used the cardboard cutouts.

[zyphoid666]

Sentence fragments!!! Just phrases!!! lol

[HenryvKeiper]

"Can we have a law that in the future FILMS have to be made by FILMMAKERS?"

[drlee2]

@HenryvKeiper That law still has yet to be enacted.

[PapistWitness]

"We made this wing with the profits from D.C. Cab"

[Adu767]

"Dont ruin your life the same way i did"

"Ruin your life in your own way!"

[ilikethecoke]

Rake battle - one of the most pointless movie scenes EVER

[MrDirectorMan18]

@ilikethecoke Mike if i run out of vomot can i have some of yours LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[typomanbros]

I showed my friends this episode last night. I think they're still angry with me for putting them thru this film.

[blakiecakes419]

'There was an accident at the studio we made hobgoblins"

[downtownford]

"its a bonsai bigfoot" lol

[jasonvoorhees2019]

Plz stay seated till the movie comes 2 a COMPLETE stop!!!!!!!

[BlueEyes7452]

Meet the Hobgoblins - Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce Bounce and The Claw.

[Freebleeper]

Remember first seeing this and thinking "Damn, what a Gremlins ripoff!"

[Tareltonlives]

FISH PICKER!

[philos219]

"sentence fragments! just phrases!"

"it's the eighties- do a lotta coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!"

"why are we watching an insane woman?"

[NocturnalSlayer]

i wish rifftrax would do the sequel cause it's just as bad

[h0bbitatheart]

@NocturnalSlayer That would be marvelous.

[feck2112]

6:45 Add an "S" to it. Damn funny.

[TheInnerSanctuary]

The entire Fantasia scene had me ROFLing.

"I go all the WAY on the first DATE!"

[brumos513]

I miss this show... so very much :(

Belly dancing lessons? LOL

[bLuDcLoT06]

"its the 80's!! do alot of coke and vote for ronald reagan!"

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Bullitt! Now for seniors!

[thatscraptacular]

no truth to this at all. manos is horrible because harold p. warren didn't know what he was doing.

[Ralrykam]

The even sadder thing is that the cast reunited 20 years later and made a sequel...

[riada12]

No way! Seriously?

[TheX30]

that bank door killed a man

[johnisimus]

"In an unforeseen tragedy the two actors were NOT in the car at the time of the crash"

[Nickzilla22]

The movie was just awful... I could barely make it through even with Mike, Tom, and Crow there... its that bad.

[Boognish187]

obviously you have never seen Manos: Hands of Fate, I still have nightmares about that one.

[auritone]

You're right, Boognish.

At least Hobgoblins has a plot and you know what's going on.

Manos has none of these.... But damn it's fun. :)

[nagaking07]

@auritone Neither of those movies have anything on Plan 9 from Outer Space.

[auritone]

@nagaking07 Well, at least Plan 9 had a plot - stupid as it was :)

[nagaking07]

@auritone Plan 9 had a plot?

[auritone]

@nagaking07 LOL Yes, it did - incoherent and absurd - but it had a plot you could sort of comprehend. Manos doesn't even have that. :)

[fishgul69]

@auritone ook, you do realize that you have to explain yourself, right?

[auritone]

@fishgul69 Explain what excatly? Plan 9? :-)

[fishgul69]

@auritone yuuuuup

[auritone]

@fishgul69 Well, in plan 9 we kind of understand who the bad-guys are and why they are doing what they are doing - even if it is absurdly stupid and their plan is even more ridiculous!

:-) it still is one of my favorite bad movies - closely followed by Reptilicus, Dungeons & Dragons and Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus! :-)

[pmalone4]

There is no way out of here! It'll be dark soon!

[thekidwithdog]

yor hunter from the future that movie made me cry

[xLaserLifex]

"Sentence fragments, just phrases!"

[Pastorbuckshot]

you and your stupid thoughtfulness can go to hell

[modchic720]

"Let me tell you about our drink specials tonight!"

"Don't park in the alley or you'll get towed!"

"While I'm up here, let me point out the restrooms!"

[Ryoku75]

5:27 Judging by this films budget and the lack of damage from rolling that looks like a model car.

[tnadrg1982]

theres a girl touching me yuck

[randomlaughingman]

shoulda had, "no, slower and more bow-legged" line in.

[watda74]

FISHPICKER!!!

[briteinnocence]

That was a horrible movie!! Thank God for MST!!

[StrawberryGashed]

Ladies and gentlemen...FLATBUTT!

[manofmystery26]

meet the hobgoblins franky,sniffles,bounce bounce and the claw!:)lol

[VenusInFurs]

Paint my muscle car prune colored please!

[supersoulls]

excellent!

[ROFLitsJobe]

i cant believe you forgot the best line: "MY FAJITA PLATE WAS REALLY HOT AND I TOUCHED IT"

[CrackerJack06]

Its the 80's, do alot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

Why are we watching an insane women.

Whoa what just crunched!?

An unforseen tragedy the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash.

Theres been an accident at the studio, we made hobgoboins.

[randomlaughingman]

"It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!" - and here was me thinking the best Reagan misty quote was the one in It Conquered The World, then I saw Hobgoblins. Actually they're both good & it's the set-to-80s-music that makes this all the more enjoyable.

[Voyagersguidebook]

I used to watch this show all the time. It's one of the greatest. You picked some wonderful scenes and spliced them so well, it's hilarious.

[KaristaSwiss]

aww where are the parts of THE VAN Rocking back and forth .,... and and the REAR ENTRANCE like are like the best ever :-)

[handsomebwonderful81]

i just shot a started pistol and whined out another line.

[xTom218]

There was a pretty good one missed, where one of the girls says, "I can complete my life long dream.", and shoves a live grenade down a guy's shirt, and one of them says

"Blowing up another human being."

The explosion after is so bad too. xD

[XvDarkArcanavX]

Sentence fragments. Just phrases!

[WeirdEl27]

Haha, the Talking Heads reference cracked me up. That movie generally hurt my soul.

[thuggin83]

Great eXcept tha only part I think u shouldve put in there was when tha door guy/MC says "the donkey wrestlers go in thru the rear entrance" and Crow says"Well,you're the eXpert on that" Everytime I hear that I cant stop laughing other than that this was a GREAT compilation as always

[ljkaf227]

"Someone's rubbing puppets on us!"

[mst3k4evur]

Mike, if I run out of vomit can I have some of yours?

[feloniousbutterfly]

I actually think the throwaway line in the end of this movie when the guy goes "... Can I borrow your phone?" was pretty funny. I dunno, it was a good end to such a shitty movie.

[dma69nyc]

We hate Qantas! Grrrrr!!!

[Adrialgon]

Proof that janitors walk upright.

That bank door killed a man.

Flatbutt!

Choose your garden weasel.

I'm gonna compost you, man.

Sentence fragments! Just phrases!

Meet the Hobgoblins: Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce-Bounce, and the Claw.

Why are we watching an insane woman?

[thatbigolhead]

paint my muscle car PRUNE color please!

[DemonicToyProps]

Did I ever tell you what i did in the war. no, what? I shot off my toe and got out!. LMAO

Wow, you can see her arm pits and everything.

"why are we watching a insane women?"

He tried to crowd surf but the crowd would not touch him!. LOL

[Adrialgon]

An unforseen tragedy, the two actors were not in the car at the time of the crash

[nupinoop296]

I was blowing on my soup...

"Let me point out the restrooms!"

Soup everywhere.

[Crisaxx72]

Paint my muscle car "Prune" color please!

[BottleofXrum]

"Koala bears are attacking!"

[joelius1]

"Sentence fragments! Just phrases!"

[ridethemountain14]

3:41

"It's the 80's do a lot of coke and, vote for Ronald Reagan"

[gavinovz]

Best song ever.

[2012Ascenscion]

Where is he!? the Angel of Death... ive been waiting so long!!

[TheT4xid3rmist]

Bullitt, now for seniors.

Takeeee onnnnn meeeeeeeee.