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  • She looks like she could be a kardashian...

  • Though she is attractive.....she talks like an airhead.

  • and where dos everyone get all this info. from what they see on tv or what is said on tv comon people dident anyone tell u DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING U SEE ON TV just bcs theres things that are said dont mean u know the person so dont juge i dont know her but i still wouldent juge a person on what i see on TV bcs then ur just building fax on bullshit and like anyone would say thats dum and THEY need to grow some brain

  • Wow, she's so beautiful and I've loved her films ever since I was a young kid, but she isn't very intelligent nor articulate.

  • European doesn't necessarily mean white though... Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, Greek.. all the Mediterranean countries don't really consider themselves "white"

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  • She doesn't wanna be white. Haha. She's disappointed. Lol.

  • I'm thinking about taking this test. If I get any percentage african I will hang myself.

  • @IntergalacticFetus99 Is that a promise, or are you just teasing us. lol

  • @4105lalala That's a guarantee. As long as someone else pays for the outrageous costs.

  • @IntergalacticFetus99 Ahh, don't worry about costs. Any amount of money is worth ending it all & not having to live with that oh so "horrible" African ancestry. It indeed could very well be your LAST splurge anyway. So come on. "Live" a little...lol

  • @4105lalala Or you could just give me a blow job.

  • @IntergalacticFetus99 No thanks. Besides, I wouldn't want to taint your precious whiteness with my "African" mouth. I was kinda hopin' you were gonna keep that first promise you made about hangin' and all. But since that apparently was just a cruel tease, I'll leave you alone to your misery. Thanks for nothin'. lol

  • @4105lalala I'm not white.

  • Hot as the sun......just not as bright.

  • Spain IS OMG!

    Spaniards are whites.

  • why is she ashamed to be mostly white?

  • spain is europe and its white you bitch-ireally liked her till this moment-what is this stupid bitch asahmed of beeing white or what is her problem

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  • People look at white just as narrow minded as they look at black. Black and white more so describes the skin color rather than ethnicity. Spaniards look way different than Germans, or the British but they're all considered white. They aren't really the same.

  • @alexisjhall11 no sorry but my brother is 100% german and looks darker than most spaniards-i know many spaniards who are white-but in the last century spain got a lot of racemixing culture from south america and africa-but spanish people are white!!!

  • You can tell she was trying so hard to put on a brave non-"racist" face when he told her the European percentage. She was clearly dissappointed.

  • i thought  she was half black

  • obviously Spain is White, but seeing Lopez saying that it is not he is not being honest. I sense lost & jealousy. Get over it people things are what they are & truth is everything in the long run even short if you have any integrity.

    unless of course these DNA test results on his show are just that show business.

  • Jessica, you're hot, but please get a brain, Spain is european.

  • either yu can b preetyy or yu cudd b dumb .. :p

  • I'm shocked that she actually believed her genetic makeup would be predominately Amerindian.  She doesn't look anything like any Amerindians that I've seen.

    Snoop Dogg has almost double the Amerindian blood that Jessica Alba has.

  • isnt she french

    & mexican american?

  • she can cook a good meal. she put a real commercial pizza oven in her house so she can make pizza from scratch. not that is my kind of woman.

  • She looks something like Spanish people...

  • She's very sweet girl.

  • an ass like hers is so rare on a white woman. the moors had to have tapped that back in the day.

  • thats all fake...i swear she has black

  • @bitethis47 I agree that no one should really 100% trust these DNA tests, because the people in charge of conducting them have nefarious agendas. As the race who have until this today oppressed dark people, why wouldn't they use their "DNA"/science for their own evil gain. Who outside of their conspiracy circle is checking behind their "reliable results". Besides, their science isn't PERFECT anyway. And yes, Jessica does apear to have at least a little black in her.

  • @4105lalala im sure the results were faked, specially on this show.

  • ok we know that hispanic was for Spain and Portugal and we also know that the language was by white people but we took them away and now is our term so too bad

  • @mrshakypants8 right. b4 blacks were enslaved in u.s., 1st they tried natives, but they could run away and never come back b/c they knew the land. they tried asians, but they were a lil 2 far away. they tried white ppl, but it was hard for them to justify owning another human being that looked just like them and still go to church on sunday&call themselves christians. so africans were the best choice b/c they didn't know the land, & they could justify owning them by sayin they were weren't human

  • @kristina1097 yeah called them infidels (blacks).

  • it's pathetic that when she found out she was majority European she was clearly a little disappointed. That's the direction America is headed: anti-white. It's not COOL to be white anymore. It's only cool to be a repressed minority---especially on this show. Ironically, it's Europeans that have the most to be proud of.

  • @panteraleoatrox So true. Being white is 'lame' and 'geeky' and 'nerdy'. Us whites are so self-hating, it's sad.

  • @panteraleoatrox being most proud of what exactly? killing off the REAL AMERICANS, the indigenous and claiming its theres? thats disgusting

  • @xmamiiciitax last time I checked Native Americans weren't "killed off". They still exist. You must be referring those who perished in territorial disputes with European settlers or from disease / starvation, etc, right? Well, yes, it's terrible, but nothing new for the tribes either who routinely committed acts of atrocities on one another. They were completely outmatched by Europeans--who btw should be proud of many things including their conquest of the N. and S. American continents

  • @panteraleoatrox no one should be ashamed of who they are. if she was partically black, and she was disappointed about it, everyone would be freaking out and saying thats racist. nothings wrong with being white. or anything else.

  • @kristina1097 exactly my point. i just wish she understood that

  • LOL.. Spain is European.. But now its mixed with natives.. HAHA

  • spain could be both vandal or arab background ...both spain and portugal are not considered white ..so I understand her question.

  • >_< all these people thinking there indian. NO. NO ONE wanna get with you.

  • She's 100% fine tho

  • how is it funny if she is 0 % asians? im lsot

  • alba is in romanian also and it means white. we have also a city called alba iulia and in english it means white julia.

  • ha she is white, why was she disspointed?!

  • @gamerro25 She is Mestiza.

  • How can you not be African if all life originated there?

  • @Elementer117

    we lost it duh

    im not sure if that's true

  • I tend to think that the definition of "white" is quite narrow in the USA than what it is in my country. And many seem to think that all Europeans should look like it. It is probably because most of the Americans of European origins are from Northern Europe, that makes the confusion between "european" and "nordic". As a result many people that are mainly of European ancestry think themselves related to other origins. Inversely, many Europeans are though to be not European because of med. looks.

  • It seems that in the USA, anyome who does not fit in the "blond/blue eyed" stereotype of northern Europe types is thought to be non-European... The reality that every European know is that the "nordic type" is a minority in most of Europe. Only in Northern European countries have a strong "nordic" component. Most of us Europeans are brunette and can be quite tanned as Alba is.

  • I find it astonishing that she seems surprise to be in huge majority of European Ancestry. As a European myself I can tell that she will not look foreign in most parts of southern Europe. Having a tan doesn't make that one person has to be non-European... She probably has very slightly more tanned than an average southern European, but not that much. Anyway she doesn't have much visible strong native American features in her.

  • lol someone clapped when they found out she had zero percent black in her ahhahahaha

  • @DrNaismith dang thats messed up

  • @DrNaismith BUT HER BABIES ARE!!!

  • @DrNaismith LOL, I heard that..

  • and 100% HAWT

  • Spain is European dumb ass

  • @narlycat *hot dumb ass

  • @narlycat Even if she's a dumbass, I don't care. She got the best ass in the universe.

  • @narlycat what she meant was "do you only count the white countries in europe or do you count Spain with it?"

  • She's almost entirely Spanish with a touch of Native American.

    In Latin America the more native you are usually the poorer you are.

  • @poodtang1 saying that in itself is bigoted...

  • @SuperBullaMan

    Then the truth is bigoted.

  • @poodtang1 her dad is very dark, you can tell he has a lot of native in him (although he does look mexican, i.e. mixed)

    and although shes more european, to me she still has more native features

  • spain is in europe stupid...so yeah...its white

  • shes European explains why she's so hot

  • Dingbat. Why do you think you're so hot?

  • "Probably more native american" LOL. This dumb chick can't even do fractions.

  • I am human.

  • @kristina1097 Spaniards are not Hispanic. People with part Spanish descent and Meso/South American Native descent are Hispanic but full European Spaniards are not consider hispanic. I'm half Spanish half Italian and in no way consider Hispanic.

  • @FrogWalrus oooooooh ok :)

  • @FrogWalrus Actually,Hispanics come from Hispania,which is today Spain and Portugal.

    Spanish people are Hispanic,and Meso/South American Native descent are not.

    If you are from Spain or Portugal,then you are Hispanic.

    George Lopez and Jessica Alba are not hispanic.

  • @1coolguysuper Hispanics are people that speak the Romance language, Spanish. Portugal speaks Portugues. So, Spain is Hispanic but White European. While The South American(IE Latin American) countries are Latinos(mainly Non-white Spanish speakers) AND Hispanic. So Alba is Hispanic, White mixed, but NOT a Latina.

  • @luckyStrike89ru Part 2

    Romance languages are Spanish,Portuguese,French,Ital­ian,Romanian,and Catalan.

    And Jessica Alba is just mixed race and U.S American.

    Hispanics are from Hispania

    British are from Britannia,get it.

  • @1coolguysuper Ya, but no one calls English speaking people or people from England Britannics...... mofo. There is a reason why South America is called Latin America. Dont try to educate me.

  • @luckyStrike89ru It doesn't matter,British,Britons, Brits,Britisher or 'Britannics',they all derive from the name "Britannia".

    Also,how are South America "hispanic" or "latino" if they are European ethnicities?

  • @1coolguysuper South Americans are mostly mixed with Spaniards who colonized that continent. Thats why they're Hispanic, they speak the language, they're unified by that one language but they're NOT European. There isnt an equadorian or argentinian or peruvian languages. They're like a group of people now. Also the Romance languages are the daughter languages of Latin. So maybe thats why.

  • @1coolguysuper Today its informational, most likely. Like many words, for example, word "Spine" is just informational in English language, but its root etymology is from Slavic "Spina" or "Spi-na", which means "Sleep on", or "Lie on". So, some terms shouldnt be taken at face value. The world calls them Latinos, deal with.

  • @luckyStrike89ru Part 2

    "There isnt an equadorian or argentinian or peruvian languages"

    Native languages still exist and many Native words are blended into their spanish.

    Let me ask you something.

    Why doesn't that work with English speaking countries? You know,group them in one group?

    Canada,USA,UK,Australia,and all the english speaking Caribbeans?

  • @1coolguysuper Yeah I know about Native languages. But official languages are Spanish pretty much, its the work and regular language that is Spanish. I for one have never even heard Mexicans or Guatemalans or w/e Latinos speak their ancestor languages.

  • @luckyStrike89ru "I for one have never even heard Mexicans or Guatemalans speak their ancestor languages.'

    Nahuatl is the most spoken Native language,their are about 1-2 million speaks in mexico alone,and if one goes to Mexico City, one would hear it being spoken on the streets.

    "I mean there is no strict formula being followed.'

    yes there is,it's called white-supremacy,the Natives where not replaced so why are they given a European label?

    Continue.

  • @1coolguysuper I meant there is no strict formula followed on naming people one name that speak the same language. Like you implied why dont the former British colonies be called Britannics like the South Americans are called Hispanics. Its just something that was picked up on, thats all. There is no real purpose to it. Well, the white nations in those days were superior, thats just fact and they wanted more power. Human nature, brah.

  • @1coolguysuper "the Natives where not replaced so why are they given a European label?" - Latino is NOT a European label, we already discussed that. But they're also hispanic, since they speak the Spanish language of their former Hispanic colonists. Latin was in Europe, BUT it got changed into Latinos because Spanish conqeured then blah blah blah and it became a new meaning. I know, its confusing as hell. But thats how it is. You can refer to them as just south americans.

  • @luckyStrike89ru part 2

    "Latin was in Europe'

    No,Latin IS in Europe.

    No one calls Canadians "Latino" or Haitians as "latino".

  • @1coolguysuper "Why doesn't that work with English speaking countries? You know,group them in one group?"- That is interesting question. I personally think that the places colonized by Germanic language peoples usually ended up with the European colonizers TAKING over and displacing the natives completely and making their own rules and power and names, just like US was created. Or maybe its just how it took course, I mean there is no strict formula being followed.

  • @1coolguysuper Or maybe its just because South America is SO grouped together with these buttload of different numerous countries that all speak the SAME language(Spanish), except ofcourse Brazil, that its just easier referring to them all as Hispanics, lol.

  • @1coolguysuper And I know all about the Latin language and what languages are Romance or Germanic or Slavic. Latin America is just informational now, it is no longer a an exclusive root term for Latin speakers(dead language).

  • @1coolguysuper When I see a Latino or Latina in the US, I see them as such and people refer to them as such. They're people from South America.

  • @1coolguysuper that's what i thought!!!

  • @FrogWalrus

    Its funny how we're about to go into 2012 and ppl still cant understand that Spaniards are not Hispanic.

  • @AshleyIsaiah mexicans are rly just native americans mixed with black and white(usually spanish or portuguese) everyone says mexicans are latin (they are) but latin IS NOT a race

  • In the United States, Latino is codeword for Mestizo.

  • Why doesn't everyone just shut up and watch Jessica.  -_-

  • how about the middle east

  • @MyArabianTouch that's what i was wondering!!!

  • spanish is that white? lol shes spretty but DUMB AS FUCK LOL

  • She's sweet, well raised girl. I like her.

  • LMAO. Nobody wants to be a devil(caucasian).

    i dont blame her for being disappointed.

  • @SureThing890 You are a racist, nobody want to be like you.

  • @SureThing890 im black, and what you just said is totally disgusting. it's ppl like you that make this world such a messed up place

  • @kristina1097

    I didnt put a race of ppl in the greatest form of slavery known to man and i also didnt steal an entire continent from a race of ppl by killing them off with smallpox, but here it is that your "black" and going into 2012 your saying that im the reason this world is such a messed up place.

    WOW......interesting

  • @SureThing890 uh, why did u put black in quotes?? i am black. i told u i was black to let u know that as a black person, im VERY offended by what you said about white ppl. and ppl LIKE you ARE the reason this world is so messed up. calling all white ppl devils just b/c a bunch of them did horrible things is ignorant and racist. ignorance and racism (among other things) is the reason this world is so messed up. but i guess YOU'RE too messed up to see that...

  • who gives a fuck what race she is , shes perfect

  • I find it funny that people (including those like Jessica Alba) who have spanish ancestry do not realize that the spanish are european....just like italians! Alba is a spanish last name = european. Of course she has native american as well (from mexico??) It's all relative anyway. We are all human. And most of us are mongrels.

  • Hahahahahahahaha that was great! Love how all the mexicans in the audience were disappointed!

  • There's only one race and that's the human race, race was created by whites to segregate and show their made up superiority

  • Spanish are European

  • White women got the pretty face it's obvious didn't need a DNA test

  • @val1527219 huh??

  • @kristina1097 shes a pretty white girl is what im saying

  • @val1527219 oh ok :)

  • id still hit that!!! :)

  • fuck all white trialer trash, nigger .beaner asain fucks get out of here only humans are allowed

  • Better if you keep your mouth shut and keep on looking pretty . Where do you think spain is ? Whats so wrong with being white anyway ? Not exotic enough for you ? Idiota

  • @paul67ism this is understandable!! Hispanics have so much cultural identity..with food, dance, clothes and mannerisms and values..but no clear racial identity...its like being raised as a farmer and then finding out your family is from the city.....and you were adopted..lol.....no one wants to be an outsider in their own culture...

  • Spain is in Europe, dammit!

    

  • can somebody tell me why Ferra alba?

  • Her dad looks so latino

  • @ConsejosChannelTv What do you mean "Look Latino"? There is no Latino look. Latino is not a race. In Latin America, there are Whites, Mestizos, Blacks, Mulattoes, Pardos, Zambos, Asians and Arabs. You probably meant her dad looks Mestizo, which is the more common Latino in the U.S.. But Latinos can be White people too. There are 200 million Whites in Latin America. Please watch my video about the different races of the Hispanic group, it's a must see: /watch?v=w6qQmY7KYwA

  • @IslenoGutierrez they probably just meant mestizos. we don't say mestizo in usa, we say latino.

  • @kristina1097 No offense, but it's ignorant to use Latino for Mestizo. There are other races of people in Latin America besides Mestizos. Mestizos maybe be all you see in the U.S. because they are poor and emigrate there for work, but in Latin America, there are many races. In Latin America, there are 200 million White people, born and raised, descendents of Europeans. Please see this video of the different races of the Hispanic group: /watch?v=w6qQmY7KYwA

  • @IslenoGutierrez oh so mestizos aren't necessarily latin. i get it now

  • @kristina1097 No one is "Latin".

    The Latins don't exist.

  • @1coolguysuper i thought latin was just a culture??

  • @kristina1097 The Latins were a ancient Italic tribe from Latium and their language was Latin.

    Today,no is actually "latin" and the latin language is dead.

  • @1coolguysuper and spanish, italian and portuguese aren't latin based languages?

  • @ConsejosChannelTv he's mexican

  • fuuuck, she is so hot!

  • It's amazing how many people are shocked and actually bothered by their DNA tests. Oh, well.....reality bites.

  • Alba means scotland jessica.

    And i would give you my d.n.a any day

  • "Does Spain counts...?" Jesus, what kind of education is over there

  • @skarphedin77 I actually thought that question was stupid too but now I think she said that because Latinos come from Spain so she wanted to know if that means she is Hispanic I guess...

  • @SlamFresh latin is not a race. latins are just a mixture of black, native american and white. hispanic means you're from spain. spanish ppl are white. so she's a white girl with some native american in her

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  • @EnoughIsEnough2011

    TROLL OR JUST BE STUPID MON?

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  • @EnoughIsEnough2011 Part 2

    Jessica Alba is technically Mestiza and so is Larry David.

    Snoop Dogg is technically tri-racial or how it's called in "Latin" America as "Pardo".

    George Lopez is Quad-Racial.but has higher Caucasian and Native DNA.

    In the U.S. George Lopez and Jessica Alba are classified as Caucasian on their birth certificate,but so are all other Mestizos.

    In Mexico, they would be consider Mestizo NOT Caucasian.

  • @EnoughIsEnough2011 Hispanic is NOT a race.

    The term Hispanic comes from the ancient Roman province of Hispania which is today Spain and Portugal,and people from the province were called "Hispanos/Hispanic"

    Another province was Britannia which is today Great Britain and people from there were called British.

    So there is no "hispanic" race.

    A person who is of Caucasian and Native ancestry are called 'Mestizo", the Latin word for "mixed".

  • Why wouldn't Spanish people be white? Is she retarded?

  • @SuperRegisteredUser coz it's considered Latin in the USA. Well they are real Europeans, just not like WASPs 'OMG' type ;)

  • @EnoughIsEnough2011 Most Mexican Mestizos in Northern Mexico and in the U.S.range from 60-70 % Caucasian,hell George Lopez is 55% Caucasian.

    Most Mestizos that range from 60-70% normally look Caucasian or have very visible Caucasian features like this guy : 8SNRhIqilyg

    That would explain her very small Native percentage.

    The only Native feature she has is her skin color.

    also,you know that Mexican is NOT a race, right?

  • @EnoughIsEnough2011 Jessica Alba's mom is of Danish and French Canadian descent and her dad is a Mexican-American Mestizo,a person of Caucasian and Native descent.

  • rofl ''cause ALBA comes from Spain'' THEY ARE WHITE! jesus christ

  • Look how happy she is that she is 87% white :D

    Everyone wants to be white. Thank I was born white.

  • @luckyStrike89ru she actually isn't happy about it. that's why she's asking george if spanish ppl are white. she wants to be latina, and she is, but latina is not a race. and she doesn't realize that

  • @kristina1097 She's just making sure because she thinks that Spain is latinos, But Spaniards are considered white, they're a European country.

  • @luckyStrike89ru and what do you mean "everyone wants to be white"? u weren't serious, were you?

  • @kristina1097 I was just screwing around. But I think alot of people would like to be born white, if its true its true. I'm gonna be politically in-correct here, but being white(of European origin) excludes you from mainstream racism, thus giving you more opportunities in professional life, even regular life. At least in the US and Europe. That usually about people that are REALLY REALLY dark like Mestizos(South American Native mixture and Africans, some Asians too).