Ke$ha- Grow a Pear Lyrics

[CasheddAlexuss]

I still love this song < 3

[kellemcity]

CALEB GO GROW A EFFIN PEAR CUZ U ONLY HAVE A TIC TAC!

[beastygirl233]

When I showed this to my dad he was like this is my jam and started dancing very disturbed now

[devynnlovesanimals]

Dude with a vag. Ha! That kind of sounds like she is talking about about a trany.

[TheHappyCookie13579]

311 are slippin and flippin

[leopardsrule123]

@sonicfreakingrules actually ut goes

kesha want you to grow a pear

lady gaga wants to play a love game

and katy beryy wants to see your peacock

:-D

[bouncybrat109]

one word..... Addicted``` When U Grow A Pear U Can Call Mii Backk!!!~

[TheIlovemusic8]

@Bubbles3540 it means by pear is a pair of balls

[kellemcity]

@TheIlovemusic8 LOOK AT THE SHAPE!!!

[HSheriff1]

The name of this song sounds wrong err akward

[666metrostation1]

Fuck Ke$ha Haters:

No, I Don't Want to See Your Mangian

[jessejohnnsonTV]

@666metrostation1 i don't think that it's to hard to post a comment exactly similary to the top comment ^^' ... just for have fucking little thumbs up ! piteeence !

[SJislovingit]

@666metrostation1 Wow, you ripped off the top comment before it was even replaced. You must be mad desperate for thumbs up.

[kellemcity]

@666metrostation1 LOLZ RIGHT!!!!

[horrorflickgirl1]

..... added to playlist .....

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[xXxXLoveandSmilexXxX]

Is it just me, or does the faster version actually sound..better?

[Bubbles3540]

Isn't the shape of a pear kinda like a vagina??? unless you consider the base of the pear ur balls!!!

[CharissaaAteYourBaby]

@Bubbles3540 Haha, shes talking about a PAIR. As in a pair of balls. I don't know why it's spelled pear.?

[kellemcity]

@CharissaaAteYourBaby nope she is talking bout the shape duh!!!

[Fahionista2382]

i love this song its so catchy..................maybe a little tooo catchy

[cooliogirl1000]

Ahaha, this song explains all my ex's! woot!

[onedolpin]

@xolilyybabyy no its supose to be spelled pear... but its kesha we're talkin bout here...

[sonicfreakingrules]

Kesha wants you to grow a pear

Lady Gaga wants to ride on your disco stick

Katy Perry wants to see your peacock

[volcanoblues]

LOL, grow a PEAR? LOL!!!! Never gets old. 

[hellokittyluvr1998]

Do they didn't a pear is a fruit you dumbass and a pair is a couple start learning how to spell "dumbshit"

[sockmonkeydoo]

you spelled pair wrong dumb shit 

[NicoleCarbon]

@sockmonkeydoo it's supposed to be spelled like "pear" dumb shit... thats kinda the joke of the whole song........

[mary3134]

Yo this funny.

[breshaemal]

What is she tlkin bout

[squiddy9000]

@breshaemal idk but this is a funny and very weird song... :D

[niky9965]

hmm.. its a little faster than i intended...but its Ke$sh..so i guess i'll do with it[:

[ronieitan]

*music* haha

[abovetheinfluence7]

HAHAHHAHAHH she said to grow fruit

learn how to spell pair!

[666metrostation1]

Man I Love This Song And I Cant Get Out Of My Head I Love Ke$ha!

[babybratw]

I love this song! It sounds like my ex boyfriend so much lmao

[leftmid18]

SOOOO AMAZING

[noeisawesome25]

ill sing dis to my boyfriend! 🐱

[noeisawesome25]

this is awesome! 🐴

[BoomersGirl98]

to all you Ke$ha haters:

you are just a bitch!

[a9saragirl101]

ke$ha makes me feel so good about myself OMG!lol

[lov3Ki]

306 people dont have pears xD

[blue0418green]

306 people have mangina's

[PainfulyPerfectAlice]

yes u ass hole i am 13 so fuck off

[AlexEvansLover4L1FE]

If you want a guy with a pear or pair then why the heck do you want to "kick em' to the curb unless they look like McJagger?"

[666metrostation1]

I Lovee Thizz Sonqq <3



[slashedsickness1]

Ke$ha is trying to be funny. Like a pear tree growing a "pear"

Grow a "pear" hahaha very funny Ke$ha.

And uh no I dont want to see your mangina...

lmfao...

[munozvanessa32]

lol it would be so weird if you told your bf to grow a pear and he gave you a pear one day and said "i grew this myself if you want proof the tree is in my backyard" (l___l ;)

[mermaidcraZkaylee]

@reggie2524 hahahhahahahahah hahahhahahahahah!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO ROFL LOL!!!!' hahahhahahahahah that is fucking hilarious! I literally bursted out laughing XD that made my day(:

[ToriValentino502]

Excuse me....Time to go put this on my ex's Facebook wall....

[saphireanddspencer]

@reggie2524 EPIC.

[ReallyFastMotion]

I like it sped up. I'ts better for me.



[cheerldndiva]

"and no i don't want to see your mangina..." lololol

[Acronymical]

I grew a pear.

Uhm...

Do I eat it or what...?

[breakdancermusicluvr]

@Acronymical lol and ewwww XD

[CrystalLovableKang]

Now I can't hear this song without the speed up >:(

[wafflerobbot12345]

all yall who dont like this video are just pansies!

[lyanilove]

and no i dont want 2 see your mangina LOL

[Brooke3992]

i like this version more...

[Headmistress45]

I wrote a note to my ex, telling him tht i couldn't date him since he has a vag and needs to grow a pear. he deserved it, since he cheated on me. It was really funny seeing him face

[sweetiepie9197]

THIS SONG ROCKS!!!!

[xolilyybabyy]

isnt it suppose to be pair......

[breakdancermusicluvr]

@xolilyybabyy no because she isnt talking about a couple like "we are a pair" shes talking about something else that looks like a pear

[futurejockey8]

@xolilyybabyy It's a homophone, smart one.

[msmusicismypassion1]

LOVE THIS SONG!

[ipodlover71]

LOVE THIS SONG

:)

[Masterofmind999]

No Top Comments......Its my time to shine.....PAAAASTA!

[saphireanddspencer]

*For people who like Disney* Why does this sounds like a good JasmineXJafar song? X3

[TheVanna103]

mangineia lol

[123imthecutest]

dedacated 2 u babe

[123imthecutest]

o and andrew (my ex) ass hole

[123imthecutest]

I LOVE KESHA AND THIS SONG



[MisterBroski]

i cant listen 2 this now w/ out it bein sped up

[erocks66]

this song is to my ex boyfriend!!!!

[gglovesyou11]

i see you DIE hahahahahaha die twanxyz

[TWANXYZ]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! This song is halarious lol

[Sanixlove]

To my dear Trysten sorry~! I cant date you and your man vag

[mouseykitty99]

X] love it X]

[irisfuego]

Grow a pear call me back and no i dont want to see your mangina...lol....lol

[MsAquafly]

I like this version better, I like it sped up :)

[slashedsickness1]

Haha this song is funny xD

[strangecrumb]

Ke$ha haters:

No, I don't want to see your mangina.

[HooeySmartest333]

Reminds me of Luffy. I don't love him now.

[TheConverselover12]

I love the speed up version!!!! Haha I have noticed that not much boys have commented on this video..... Grown A Pair!

[cany123luva]

Right and love this song

[sisanaheartsisana]

And i dont want to see your mangina lol

[fireblaze909]

I frekkin loovvveee this song!!!

[wizzaroot]

um...she wanted one thing but he got confused?! O-O WHY AM I SUPRISED?? ITS Ke$ha were talking about!!

[EmoLilKidz]

I prefer it sped up cuz it sounds COOL!!!!!!!

[AtyAndSkit]

isn't it "grow a PAIR"? o-o

[Mahrarules123]

I don't like pears. I'm more of a peach person. :P

[megsterv]

this works for my friend :D lol

[randomaqw]

i think the song sounds better sped up

[MrBartekxd12]

xd



[BadAsh404]

I want to give some one a pear tree with a note that says "When you grow a pear you can call me back"

[divaray522]

I luv it sped up its sounds so much better!!!:)

[botdfisawesome99]

i just cant date a dude with a vag

[Paigecatgirl0123]

And no i dont want to see your Mangina lol xD

[cookiesarenice123]

LIKES:

0- ill post a vid with me singing this

0- ill dress like kesha tape my little sister to a chair and have my dog abuse her while i sing this and post that

0- ill sing this to my crush

0- ill sing this to my teacher

0-ill sing it to all of my antire grade level

and 1- you can pick what i do.

[megsterv]

@cookiesarenice123 why do they all say zero until the last one we pick?

lol i pick........ the first or the second one

[oreoshewolf]

@wowgurl1234567 A) he already thinks I'm mental and he hasnt tried to lock me away B) I'm gonna do it weather or not I get the likes form other people I'm just seeing how many people actually think its a good Idea C) I think your way of insulting me is funny

[MsBiebersWorld]

@puppiesarelovable11 ohh haha.

[viamahleia]

i like it sped up soooo much better.. hahaha.

[ronieitan]

Pear!? Oh gosh the meaning is for pingas ?!?!!

[oreoshewolf]

20 likes and I'll sing this song while I'm breaking up with my boyfriend :P

[wowgurl1234567]

@oreoshewolf Well A) Have the lady balls to do it yourself without needing support from people you don't know and B) He'll think you're mental and will try to lock you away

[DANNYLA90210]

Selena probably sings this in her head every day...

[kmanders21]

I am glad she sped up the song it is A lot better.(:

[hannabearful]

ManGina ;)

[TheDonutgirl17]

I agree it sounds better!(:

[getlost1313]

is it just me or did she speed up the song?

[kiki594andmarcos]

@getlost1313 yes, yes I did

[niya2smexii]

@kiki594andmarcos it sound better this way

[wulfboii]

@kiki594andmarcos I know and I'm pissed I love this version more than the one they sell on iTunes!!!!!!

[MusicAmazonSexyBeast]

I feel awkward typing "grow a pear kesha"

[blue11554]

For all of you IDIOTS out there she means does spell it pear. Do me a little favor. Get a pear or a picture of one, turn it upside down, and tell me what it looks like ;) Like the actual fruit. Go on, try it!

[s4br1n4rulz]

i love ke$ha

[MikaylaFarro]

To everyone saying that the person who made this video spelt it wrong and says it should be 'pair', you are incorrect. The video-maker is right with the lyrics. Yes, Kesha meant pair but she spelt it like 'pear' on purpose. Look it up and get your facts straight before you make a fool of yourself.

[DANNYLA90210]

2:17 lol

[jjgeorges]

HAHAHAH! grow a 'pair'... as in a 'pair' of balls! not a pear as in the fruit hahahaah idiot!!

[scorpiomssm]

@jjgeorges Lol look at the way Kesha spells it.. it's "pear".. that was a pretty stupid comment, especially because you think it's so funny.. but made me giggle :)

[EmoHazardAndCo]

This is the speed the original should've been

[spanlou1]

"No I don't want to see your mangina"

[Misoraheart09]

Woah, did u speed this up?

[emochick154]

NO i dont wanna see your man-gina xD

[SayWhat5671]

This is one of my favorite songs. The title is so weird, maybe it's some sort of phrase she made up.... Not even sure. Good song anyway!!!

[Dylandog188]

@DenimSkirt69 does that stuff really work or is it junk? I think it's junk

[Dylandog188]

Hopenthis never happens to me.

[OhItzLauren]

like if ur ex was like that , and u have know idea y u went out with him , and every time u see him it makes u think of his arm round ur waist , kissing and snogging him , and ud rather dont coz it gives u the shiveries ewwww hudsngvfgyukem vbf

[ninjaworriar]

my crush, a group of friends and i were talkin' and he's wrestler and he said that a few of the guys were talking about pair covers and he said that he wasn't wearing one and i thought of this song for some reason!!! <3 KE$HA!!!

[chloejohnstonxo]

*pair. As in pair on balls.... Not pear

[MrsRinKagamine1]

@chloejohnstonxo Look at the album ;)

[xxxxrawrsaysthedino]

@chloejohnstonxo it's supposed be spelt like that 

[TramatizedPanda]

@chloejohnstonxo No it's not. Pear is correct.

[mrsstarpower28]

@chloejohnstonxo my ex nedds to get his balls out of his purse and get his head out of hie a**

[MissLynnRuhlman1998]

@chloejohnstonxo Thats how Kesha spells it.

[JJTHESOCCERSTAR]

@chloejohnstonxo the song title is pear** she planned it like that;)

[SingerLove17]

@chloejohnstonxo Hey... hey... guess what? It's SUPPOSED to be pear. Stop acting like you know what you're talking about. You clearly don't.

[Caathyyy]

@chloejohnstonxo It actually is Pear. Ke$ha did that intentionally. How awkward for you....

[LexiLovesBunnies]

@chloejohnstonxo ke$ha means pair but she named the song spelled PEAR

[SoccaNinja1]

@chloejohnstonxo no its pear

[megsterv]

@SoccaNinja1 no its pair duhhh

[ErinAshlei]

@chloejohnstonxo I know it is everyone says its pear!!

[magicmoocowz]

@chloejohnstonxo

On all the music sites, it is actually spelled pear.

[sproutlover99]

@magicmoocowz no duh

[kaylen1011]

this is one weird song and so is she but i love her music!!!

[LetsBeReeeall]

I sang this to my ex. I'm so awesome.

[supermodel5011]

@LetsBeReeeall you pulled a Tori Vega

[Dumbledorathexplora]

@LetsBeReeeall

yes u R xD

[ErinAshlei]

@LetsBeReeeall Yes you are!!

[GACfan2008]

@LetsBeReeeall lol I should do that

[cookie2012rasmussen]

This reminds me of all the guys I used to date XD

[bbbbllllaaaahhhh5]

@Libbymariehaw

thanks!!! The old popular guy is now a nerdy! I'm 1 of the most popular kids now!!! :P

[DancingSoul99]

I didn't get this for the longest time...

[iabby6507]

grow a pear mf!

[rayray51898]

omg im obsessed with Kesha 

[dsnider145]

A pear...

[33justinbieber6]

@bailylovesmusic1 tht is hilarious lolol I live this song

[Apmontelibano1]

is it really like that or is it just fast.....but anyways love this song

[MissTriBeCaVixXxen]

@Apmontelibano1 It's speed up a lot

[toontownloverizzy8]

Lol. This song makes me laugh soooo hard :P and I love this song too :)

[KristinaLynnK]

i broke up with my boyfriend by sayin

me: im braking up with u

boy: y

me: i just cant date a boy with a vag (then stated singing this song)

[THEMASTERGIRLGAMER62]

i think the song is bettr sped up like this

[shellypork]

yeah it's faster but why does it matter? it's still the same song!

[TheIncandescence]

A pear...

[sexychick7000]

Yeah it is faster than the original lol

[bbygrl93241]

is it me... or does this version seem really really fast??? lol

[Asdihdi]

Wow this sounds exactly like my ex who is a complete girl :p

[Baileylovesmusic1]

Driving in the car,sister driving as she's annoyed with her boyfriend,so she yells out okay,fine and puts in her Ke$ha cd.She goes to this song and turns it up as loud as it can go and yells last night i had enough of you,i put on the brakes,i could tell you took it hard,it was all over your face,that you were slipping and flipping,but here's the sitch,i signed up for a man but you are just a (female dog)!And he knew it too so he sighed and looked out the window as she played rest of the cd.

[Shawnee143ily]

I just can't date a dude with a vag . (:

[supermodel5011]

girlfriend:when you grow a pear call me back

guy:*walks to garden picks a pear from the pear tree* *calls girlfriend*

girlfriend:well did you

guy: yea its a red pear

girlfriend: -_-