How 2 pick up ANY woman with 4 words

[zakithegreendaybuff]

creepy sad guy. go get a life

[victorhui26]

The only thing this asshole would pick up its his theet from the fucking floor. A total fucking looser.

[shecards1]

idiot



[scabbybuttcrack]

What a fag.

[elijah5791]

If you have on a backwards baseball cap, and a shirt from TJMax, then you are probably going to fail. ;)

[inyubasha2]

need to get to Southern West Virginia, ASAP

[corey8144]

soooo..... what if you dont want a golddigger and you are not a douchbag??

[djstevebravo]

FUCK IT

[Dmonick1]

does no one know how to read tags?

"comedy"

"comedian"

"stand up"

not that hard people.

[scottybroker]

This cat is destined to die in a nursing home.. without visitors..no kids and nobody will even care. the reason why women hate men because of trickster fools like this one.

[530marcosX4]

i dont think this would work for teenagers but that last joke he made was pretty funny with fatgirls named joanne

[Idancechris]

"BITCH MAKE MY SANDWICH" you can get the most beautiful women with with those 4 words it a 100% gurantee trust me im 38 and alone

[bquintb]

@Idancechris

bitches love to make sammiches

srsly, this guy is a douchebag

[neckindaho93]

i live in Northern West Virginia and your a dumbass i bet you don't even have a women do you?

[obrant]

this guy is HILarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ecv1988]

Oh this is a COMEDY act got it! very funny dude!

[myfriendshipisyou]

i cant belive he would call women he is trying to pick up whores what a dick

[RemixyHC]

whateva this guy is very funny

[firemankraus]

Garbage!

[aug2466]

This lowlife looook like a fucking looooser....how the fuck he thinks he can gives advice about picking up a woman. 1st of all motherfucker needs to learn how to dress, 2nd he needs to walk and talk properly, 3rd he need to stop acting like a white trailer park trash.......ha...ha..lol. Fucking moron!!!

[shinunotenshi]

Sorry dude, but the way you look and move, you don't get shit.

[U81NOTME]

This comedy routine is quite weak. Oh by the way, this would not pick up anything except a kick to the nuts! LOL!!

[macasdude]

i just say, you should be in my kitchen makin me a fukin sandwich Ho! it works every time ;-)  myspace/2endz

[piskekvist]

you people are fucking stupid, it's a spoof on all the pick up artist bullshit out there! god, get a sense of humor!

[mikel461]

thats a good trick

[Missouriman37]

thats worth trying

[BillylakeG118]

lol thats funny

[ShahnamPersia]

I like how he tries to pretend he is infront of students! Ur a sad man!

You can't pick up "WOMEN" by tricking them! Its more than that and not much to do with money!

Women are not whores, change ur view and u might get women easier jack-ass!

[ShahnamPersia]

@ShahnamPersia I just realized it could be a comedy, but not funny at all!

[sunshine2theuniverse]

Oh yeah, and shut the hell up with this shit dumbass.

[sunshine2theuniverse]

Wow... Well since most of us girls ARE NOT whores, good luck with that

[HerroHerrar]

hahaha he great, funny dude

[RachelC1977]

hahah. You won't be picking up any ladies in that shiny ass dress shirt with your track pants and your token chain necklace. Keep trying, sugar.

[southernfun1224]

ya.. not funny.. come down south an say that ...ur face will look like an old womans ass when we get done with you

[claycountyrebel]

Come to West Virginia and say that to us, dumbass.

[cards6569]

@claycountyrebel Agreed. Not from WV, but I don't see how this dude could get a girl ANYWHERe, unless he was paying.. Who the fuck wheres backwards baseball caps anymore?

[waspy89]

lookin the way you do, they'd never buy it. You come off is really uneducated.

[kalo484]

@waspy89 he's a comedian lol, he is joking...

[zenvidar]

@kalo484 i'm not sure how other people can't easily pickup the entire mood of this performance. It screams practice stand-up routine.

[tywer27]

dane cook humor

[lotsoffun]

hmmmm if you are trying to do this for standup i would say don't start with it

it needs work

[idksmf]

Thats 6 words..

[manji022]

The girls this applies to are shallow and self centered bitches. If you just want to bang some decent looking girl (note I dont say women) that has the I.Q. of a pet rock then by all means, have at it. Just dont be as stupid yourself and expect to build anything thats actually worth the effort out of this.

morons....

[ssw2ndtime]

AND THIS WILL NOT WORK FOR YOU~

[nightfire4107]

THIS WORKS!!! Practice makes perfect

[irreverentRhythms]

Absolute prick.

[PickUpArtistLeeds]

What? Look at the hat, and did he say 'hot peice of tail?'

[MsRAGtime]

That won't pick ^ a girl.I know I wouldn't work on me.

[MercenaryZack]

@MsRAGtime

Thats because you know whats his plan, if you didnt know, you would be maybe otherwise.

[Chetowa12]

this sucks. girls care about more than money

[dethklok11792]

haha yeah they do...the size of your dick and your appearance...women ive dated seem to only care about those two things so basicly they get the boot...women need a instruction manual honestly thats the way i feel.

[Chetowa12]

oh really? dude, you can't have had many women or you only go after women like the typical Barbie

[kAlIfAlEpOlOgA]

this asshole of a "man" must not have a loving wife

[edwardsvampiregirl1]

this stinks like it really really stinks and girls arent looking for you to be the money bag, she wants to pitch in too, like have her own life and job.

[thecookiemonster118]

Maybe not wear polyester shirts? :)

[floyspudz]

this must some awful botched stand up act audition

[sevenexxx]

i guess doing this to any girl you meet on the street, will sooner or later pay off. But then again using these four words: "Do you wanna fuck?" would be as succesfull..

[AlwaysInTrouble11]

You suck elaphant poop

[danbarn72]

This is absurd on its face!

[cranzberry]

This guy T, is full of shit get some class and learn how to really be a PUA.

[MercenaryZack]

@cranzberry

Usually its 90% of the time only about money.

[KillarBigT]

hahaahha im going to try this and T's way tomorrow and see which 1 works.

[severedeye1111]

You're a faggot. Nobody likes you!

[silverbud]

If you are a worthless guy, if you want cheap women and lie all the time, then this is your method indeed.

Having a good, respectable life is something different.

[RozoMagic]

Your pretty good at stand up man, get in there and get some gigs.

[Razlo5000]

hows that metallica song go?

SAD BUT TRUE!!

[Luvanicebum]

There's no audience feeding the tempo.

It's a good example of stand-up rehearsal.

[Jobatone]

i also heard of this cologne you can get from italy, apparently when you wear this it makes you smell like 100 dollar bills,...but its discontinued and i can't read italian :(

[BatteryMop]

ok if dane cook was doing this performance this vid wuld have a 5 star rating.

lmfao this is good

[BeachBabe918]

very true; this sounds like something he would say in his skits

[zdontwatchz]

lmao

[TREXBORLON]

What the fuck? It's bullshit

[jaklatte1]

Awful. Seriously. Just awful. That's four words. Here's four more: you need new material.

[trappedsoul7]

great man! hiarious ;)

[geckokirschblau]

hehehehehehehe... that totaly sucks.

I ll see how THIS ll work!!! :-)

[hansenjrd]

Funny man :)

[ajaaronjoe]

are you a real comedian?

[lilpersiandude]

haha prty good

[fittafat]

you suck more cock then jenna jameson.

[furglasses]

lol, that was awesome. YOur great man.

[KillarBigT]

WTF!!!!

[subaruguy5786]

You suck...stop talking

[MSH786]

This guy is pretending to be talking to a whole group of people...what an idiot!

[realascanbe]

5 words: 12 inches.. think about it ;)

[aintgotnobooze]

:L lmao

[Aerba54]

Well, I got three words for your advice sir: What the fuck are you talking about?!

Uhh... 7.... yeah, ehehehe......

I have cactus condoms. That's the four words I use to pick up chicks. Rarely do I get denied.

[CenValley559]

........wow, what are u guys flippin shit for, he is obviously trying to become a comedian and plans to send that tape in somewhere....he isnt serious.......it's a joke....funny...not real...comedy...get it. presonally i thought it was kinda funny

[LetmeRave88]

OMG wat a Fack ...

Girls only want Rich Guys .. work at your Beliefs Bro.

Greetings from a Pick Upper

[QuieroGuerra]

I know some guys who are not rich who have bagged top level models, strippers, hot barmaids and waitresses, hotties at clubs etc... Internal attitude is very important, as well as knowing what to say and when to say it. It is all learnable, though, fortunately

[buffladyremzo]

exusse me ass hole ... not all women are gold diggers your such a dick munch !!! dnt even fink about dismissin a class after you called a women a whore!!!

[tubebrendan1]

bullshit

[brookdpg]

this shit doesn't work. i wasn't stupid enough to try it and any dumbass out there don't listen to this guy he is fucking garbage.

[AceN4]

cough crapest piece of crap a crap could ever crap cough

[ssstteeff]

hahahha this is crazy maan good job

[PyrOoman]

"Wanne have good sex?" :D

[hadryan3610]

LMFFFFFFFAO - do you wanna argue math or learn how to pick up hot chics

[jdiscool1234]

dude fuck you... i bet the biches in yah city dont compare to the girls in charleston... bek the fukk up faggot.... 304 BITCH!!

[kelsprincess]

i dont know if you were trying to be serious or funny but if that was serious.... all youll ever get is some gold-diggin ho... and probly some std's

[demonator11]

it dont work this is my way wait un til valentines day if not be paisiant

[sweetpotatoass]

I live in WV  =/

[madiface3]

i liked it your hilarious

[xbulldog12x]

lmfao

[tritratrulala]

poor try of a standup .... man thats is definetly not cool or funny :(

[dgmon174]

LMFAO. This guy is the greatest pick up guru in the world.

[Tempestone]

5/5

[savvyknowsbest]

This guy is a jackass and I hate him.

[MissLillyx]

How to pick up ANY guy in one word.

sex?

[car000333]

lmao, that was funnier than the video

[adam161]

How to pick up ANY woman in one word.

feelings?

[Emovamp64]

YOUTUBE COMIC! HECKA COOL!!! xD

[LoliRipe]

How to pick up ANY woman with 2 words:

Nice boat!

[comeonlisten]

How to pick up ANY woman with 1 words

Rich

[manwiththeplan123]

two things I need to say to you all. Mystery Method and Annihilation method. Practice them and use what you can from both and watch the panties drop.

[et5057]

you sir, are pathetic

[jdog4usmc]

That true, but jus with that aint gunna help u understand how attraction works, go look him up

[jdog4usmc]

Go visit David Deangelo this fukin lines dnt work less Ur The Man who gives off sexual emotions and understands attraction, will attraction, visit david deangelo.

[yellowmon123]

lol you really dont need that shit just have confidence

[paronomasiaster]

Is this supposed to be funny or something?

[abdalle1]

mah nigga. dat was hilarious

[foghat333]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahaha

[mikeptaylor]

you idiot

[speilman03]

lol funny shit but man im from WV haha ohh well everyone hates but i also liked u r cig video

[comeonlisten]

Yeah, you got a point

[ahhGroovymangroovy]

Oh, and who was talking shit about sunflower seeds? What did they ever do to you?

[ahhGroovymangroovy]

This isnt Comedy, This shit really works :) lol Lie like a piece of shit you'll score with a piece of shit

[Obobbyss]

amen brutha , Thats all we want is sexy dirty filthy money grubbing whores. The best thing in the world is getting with a money grubbing whore who thinks you are rich lol not much they can say when you tell them you are broke when they got a mouth full of your cum lol hahahah

[sparkyblue97x]

nice stand up

[jaxbund]

LOL

[timwdegner]

I guarantee this would have higher ratings if it were in front of a laughing audience. There's some funny shit in there. :D

[ghostsaccount]

fuck u slut lmao

[camjohnson8]

yes we actually do have cell phones in WV,and we also got more than just fat chicks and sunflower seeds

[truthspeaks84]

"yes we actually do have cell phones in WV,and we also got more than just fat chicks and sunflower seeds"

He said funyions, too.

[jimbob1969]

good luck with that LOL

[ahmednat]

lmoa

[nivekia]

LMFAO!!!

[MrKneller]

Not funny.

[MrFeets4life]

NO THIS IS QUITE FUNNY LOL

[zanyb]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[Way2Fast450r]

this guy is sad.. don't quite your job.

[Malekhit87]

wow guy get a life and learn something usefull instead of pretending that you know something about girls

[joakim456]

Read Mystery Method.. Teaches you almost everything you ever have to know about have to pick up girls. And why it work. EVERYBODY who reads this should have a look, it works as hell and isn't some amateur shit

[S13113]

wow, this guy knows shit all... what the fuck does this idiot know??

[MrFeets4life]

lol

[redsox91534]

not too bad. pretty obvious that youre trying to be dane cook though

[SubconsciousRX]

This was cool. Big ups!

[katar2009]

lmao this niggah doesnt no shit hes talkin bout

[bluetube01]

This niggah doesnt no shit he's talkin bout? That's not even English. It's "This nigger doesn't know what he's talking about." It really isn't that difficult, just repeat after me.

[shockoloco]

He is so miserable in his body language, gosh. Reminds me of those young fellas that should still suck his thumb instead of getting some women out. Besides,he promotes lying to women. What if he falls in love with one of them but she finds out he was telling her lies in the beginning as the truth will come out any way...?

[chez372]

lol its not too hard to see this is about getting laid thats it

[jneat2001]

whata jag

[mesorio12]

no flavor

[DonCurtis88]

yep he sucks

[vaeleffff]

rofl. youre a fuckin loser.

[conrad80k]

oh shitt i'am speechless this guy is gay!

[natorpen]

This guy is alone in his mom's basement talking to the video camera.

[umdunga8]

what if i was wearing a long sleeve sweater,a disco short-sleeved shirt and a baseball cap on backwards??????would that work??????

[ssmashingchloe]

hahahaha

[xdeep7]

that's how i know u dont have a girl..

[meliss278]

laaaaame.

[justinbuetter]

delivery sucked

[user169022]

4 words: Hey. Insults complete me.

That would make this guy go far.

I'm a guy and I'd insult him all day.

But nothing else.

[ShaolinHero1]

haha

[travisvr6]

oh hell yess. mmmmmmmnn

[noobeater18]

lol this is funny