Oblivion: Offering the Adoring Fan to Sheogorath

[TheFelax]

oh god damn it!!! how hard is it to understand that the adoring fan isn't cicero? for the first cicero is a breton and the adoring fan is wood elf, and for the second: The adoring fan lived during the oblivion crisis about 200 years before the dragons showed up in Skyrim and he is not a vampire! so why the f*ck do you say that they are the same person!!!??

[Rhynotes]

he doesn't own oblivion. PIRACY!

[MathScienceNerd]

by azura, by azura, by azura! I'm fresh and leafy as can be!

[YouaNumbahOneRacist]

Arr, it canna be Cicero. Simple reasons being, 1- Adoring fan is a Bosmer, and 2- The Arena contract took place 180-ish years after that would be possible. Sorry if I ah, ruined the illusion for ye.

Laddie.

[GamingSphinctorCHNL]

what spell is that

[MegaDragonking123]

2 seconds later err no thanks you can have him back

[xXpratoseXx]

LOL how did u do that? and where did you sacrifice him at

[DarkSecret48]

Damn typo....the missing word is : tan* ....it's in a tan case. Oh while we're at, last sentence....reverse in* and that*. Sorry bout that. :)

[DarkSecret48]

@123tindris : GOTY Edition, he's in The Shivering Isles. Lol, I'm guessing you played the standard edition....the one with the case.???? GOTY edition is the one in that's black. Hope this helps. :)

[TheMattycox]

LOL how did you turn him into adoring lettuce ???

[Zackson1000]

Ok so now that somvone reminded me I now rememver that vwe little Cicero murdered your character vwhen you stopped playing Oblivion. Ahh, look somvone made me cookies!

[JulianimeIsAmazing]

Lucky, at least your adoring fan served a purpose in your game...

[run8jump]

WABBAJACK

[OnlyGreenSide]

Damn, why didnt I think of this!!!!

[0011Darkone]

I hate it when people ask if something like this is a mod. If you don't know, assume it's a mod. they're quite widespread around Oblivion.

[bacontaco23]

10 seconds later... package returned

[mikestermoney04]

if the adoring fan was a hot chick it would be ok to have the annoying kid follow you minus the annoying part

[RAND0MCHA0S13]

The adoring fan can't be Cicero because oblivian took place 200 years before skyrim so unless Cicero is imortal it's impossible it might be a different grand champion

[OTULP1993]

@RAND0MCHA0S13 How can you spell Oblivion wrong?

[YouaNumbahOneRacist]

@RAND0MCHA0S13 For the record, it seems Elves live for centuries. Also, you spelled Immortal wrong, too.

[0011Darkone]

@RAND0MCHA0S13

Let's not argue age here. M'aiq is like seven hundred years old and all that's changed about him is the color of his robe.

Of course, it probably was a different Grand Champion since the new Sheogorath mentions in Skyrim that he witnessed the Oblivion Crisis in person, implying that he used to be the Hero of Kvatch.

[Tigerlilly0777]

@0011Darkone Well, technically he was. Because in the expansion, " The Shivering Ilses" the Hero of Kvatch becomes Sheogorath.

[hackforloser]

@Tigerlilly0777 Yes, when you do the quest *SPOILER* in Skyrim with Sheogorath, he talks to Pelagius and tells him he was the greatest Emperor that's ever lived exept Martin Septim and he claims he was there when Martin turned into the Avatar of Akatosh.

[N00bSa1b0tMK]

What spell is that?

[123tindris]

I played Oblivion. Who da fuck is Sheogorath?

[KrustelLP]

@123tindris a deadric god... and a very crazy god too! you'll see him very much in The Shivering Isles

[overlord1998]

I used to offer the adoring fan to Sheogorath, then i took an arrow to the knee

[TheMoeydog]

@overlord1998 lol

[Liolar43]

Where the Hell is my free cookie?! *Unsubscribed*

[sadinx14]

@X3NOTIME NO...only on skyrim videos

[X10Xander]

LOL!!! How did you got that spell?

[KortusLombardie]

Offering the Adoring Fan to Sheogorath... seems legit

[Oxyhawk]

Actually, the adoring fan plans on leading you to the woods and murder you. And hes a member of the dark brotherhood..

[SandyBalledBastard]

@Oxyhawk Cicero isn't a wood elf, he's an Imperial.

[Sharks271]

@Oxyhawk no, if, somehow, the champion of cyrodil and grand champion of the arena resisted the urge to kill the adoring fan, then he would still be long dead by the time (4E 186, i think... give or take 15 years) that cicero killed the current grand champion.

[Leonshearth]

@Oxyhawk Not if you're Sheogorath

[glupanizludbrega]

@Oxyhawk fuck him , I'm the Listener

[saph2104]

@Oxyhawk The Adoring Fan is not fucking Cicero. How stupid do you have to be to believe that?

[Oxyhawk]

@saph2104 Not as stupid as people who believe in god. When you're in the dark brotherhood and the mother's caretaker.. race and years dont mean anything. Also its a friggen game, why wouldnt it be possible? Geez, some people gotta look at EVERY detail

[FurryUziManGamer]

@Oxyhawk Why do you have to put god in your discussion?

[Oxyhawk]

@FurryUziManGamer Watched too much theamazingatheist x)

[saph2104]

@Oxyhawk No. Just because it's a game doesn't mean they go around adding impossible functions. Even games have reasons. Cicero pretended to be an enthusiastic friend for ONE assasination contract. Besides, Cicero isn't a wood elf..

[Oxyhawk]

@saph2104 Doesnt have to be impossible in the game... There's magic... Could be a spell that lets you change race, and there IS a spell which lets you drain health-- So it IS possible in the game...

[saph2104]

@Oxyhawk Meet Adele, Adele is a famous singer with real talent who is getting very famous. Meet Saph, Saph sung one of her songs terribly with a group of friends. By your logic, Saph must be Adele in disguise.

[Oxyhawk]

@saph2104 da faq

[saph2104]

@Oxyhawk No this is Patrick

[TicTacYo100]

@Oxyhawk Not true my friend

[regiroiseel]

@Oxyhawk I know,right? And in one video,I'm being attacked for saying that,because of this. I pointed out how he vanishes after a while,and that this is because he is Cicero,as explained in Cicero's journal. I mean,fuck,it even says he went to cyrodiil and took refuge with the Black Hand member in the Sanctuary,the same one from Oblivion!

[Pawneira]

0:13 GOKU???

[puttymon]

True about the disclaimer. You do not own the Adoring Fan. Sheogorath now has that Burden. XD

[13jio13]

6 more likes :D

[perropeppe]

he'll be back...oh, he'll always be back

[MochaTater]

Wait is this an actual mod? or did you just edit this to make him turn into letuce cause if its a mod could you please tell me where to get it cause I hate that guy and I would love to turn him into a head of letuce and either eat him or offer him up to Sheogorath

[WelshLane2k9]

The Adoring Fan in Oblivion is Cicero in Skyrim, this guy actually assassinates your Oblivion character by slicing your neck in the woods. But then your Oblivion character is also still alive through Sheogorath.. wtf?

[jedihunter176]

@WelshLane2k9 Your oblivion character IS Sheogorath. *mindblown*

[WelshLane2k9]

@jedihunter176 I know but how if he was murdered by The Adoring Fan/Cicero?

[SP1TF1RE101]

@WelshLane2k9 He killed a different champion.

[OblivionZealot]

@WelshLane2k9 How the fuck can the Adoring Fan be Cicero? You wanna know why they can't be? Their different races, Adoring Fan is a Wood Elf and Cicero is an Imperial, and the events in Oblivion where 200 years before Skyrim's.

[ilurvebigbutts]

... I had the sudden urge to say: FATALITY.

[666blueyoshi]

i think that lettuce got turned into pooding

[baleydee]

The adoring fan is cicero!

[Troggleboggle]

@baleydee When I read about that shit I instantly knew what had to be done.

DOUBLE-STAB IN THE BACK FOLLOWED UP BY A BEHEADING!

His mangled, naked, headless corpse now lies in my torture chamber. 

[DeathDealer655]

@baleydee thats a pretty nifty trick for ol Cicero, especially sice this takes place 200 years or so before skyrim, and hes a fucking human.

[baleydee]

@DeathDealer655 he's not human cicero is an entity

[DeathDealer655]

@baleydee Then why is it that you can kill Cicero?

[MrPilleyboy]

@DeathDealer655 because the makers knew how annoying he real is and gave us a cure

[Sharks271]

@DeathDealer655 and his diary clearly states the date that he killed the grand champion.

[MrPilleyboy]

@baleydee in skyrim he is

[Grantofglyn]

@baleydee If you kill him in Oblivion he doesn't show up in Skyrim.

[poofyjedi]

The adoring fan had the best hair and only hair like it in the game D:

[AdoringFan7]

I want my cookie.

[slovenedudebmwlover]

you should transform him in orange!

[WhiteSunGroupoff]

Sheogorath is my god in TES.

[theGreenaffect]

The Annoying Lettuce!

[ShadowOfDelbi]

Another Mortal dares to summon Sean Connery!

[crashnburner187]

The adoring fan. The only guy in the game who unconditionally loves you, shines your boots, carries your weapons and worships the ground you walk on...

And you turn him into lettuce and offered him to sheogorath.

[PhantomDark221]

@crashnburner187 Don't forget the backrubs.

[mrminecraft683]

@crashnburner187 WARNING skyrim SPOILER:

in skyrim you find a book or something, i cant remember, that tells you that someone posed as an adoring fan to assassinate the grand champion by leading him into the forest

[crashnburner187]

@mrminecraft683 For some reason, people think Cicero and the Adoring Fan are the same guy. That's impossible because the journals were written waaaay after the Oblivion Crisis and the AF and Cicero are different races. AF is a Wood Elf and Cicero is a Breton.

[TheMattycox]

@mrminecraft683 now i dont feel bad about killing adoring fan thanks

[RogueChevrotain]

The adoring fan will drive sheogorath sane.

[kastler111]

i took fan to oblivion , tell him wait and closed gates :DDD

[pieguylol]

please tell spell o i will come to your house as the dragonborn himself....MOOSKOOTA!!!

[thatguyinthevideo]

poor poor sheogorath. "By Azura" would be insulting (enemy gods).

[smello897]

tell u what would be a twist is if sheogorath is an old version of adoring fan damn

[Mario78718]

Link to the mod?

[mrbattlenet]

@Mario78718 Its not a mod you can actually go and get the adoring fan and bring him to the shrine of sheogorath

[Mario78718]

@mrbattlenet How did he turn him into lettuce then? I believe thats a mod. I'm probly wrong.

[mrbattlenet]

@Mario78718 I do believe you can do that naturally

[UN1TxiASSASSIN]

@Mario78718 its called wabbajack its a spell u can get u can make mobs in to other stuff

[Mario78718]

@UN1TxiASSASSIN How do you get it? I have the wabbajack item.

[UN1TxiASSASSIN]

@Mario78718 dont now :P

[jakassme]

is this a mod spell or a real spell

[Lolllolololmaster]

Little did this guy know, adoring fan would become madgod and rule the whole of shivering isles... oh wait, you're supposed to. But then, that means you have him all over again! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOO!!!!

[lenke08]

anyone else think that the adoring fan was the son of Sheogorath.

[jakassme]

was that a mod

[Intoxiqated]

Sheogorath... Sean Connery... LOL

[YourFriendlyTroll]

You didn't! :O

[CrusixBlade]

....Then what sheogorath thought would be lunch turned back into the Adoring Fan. Who drove him sain, and thus, Gigolag was created....

[iTehAdder]

@CrusixBlade jyggalag*

[marthpwner]

@CrusixBlade Jyggalag

[madman101ish]

@CrusixBlade jyggalag... THE GREY MARCK HAS STARTED

D8

[robi3366]

@CrusixBlade HAHA THE BEST COMMENT EVER

[OwnageScorp]

@CrusixBlade Sane*

[tomik524]

the cookie... is a lie! :D

[banthapodoo]

poor guy

[TheCatCo]

The credits were longer than the video itself!

[JordanMeAwesome]

where the fucks my maw fawkin' cookie god damnnit

[OnionMovies]

Who needs the wabbajack when you can turn your foes into lettuce???

[Bladenavor]

I really thought you owned TES...I could of SWORE you did...I think you are lying and you really do own it. I think bethesda should sue you for copywrite!!!11!!

[swordcollection]

Adoring Fan: BY ASURA, BY ASURA BY ASURAAA!!!!

Sheogorath: *Tears out his entrails, strangles him with them and skips rope with them, uses his brain in a brain pie, plucks out his eyes, rips off his tonge, swallows his soul and vomits it out into the Everfilling Chemberpot of the Ageless*

[oldmandiarrhea]

how could you dislike this.

[TheOblivionPrincess]

OMG SHUT UP THAT HAPPENS WHEN THERE INVISEBLE AND YOU FAST TRAVEL I PLAY THIS GAME ALL DAY SO SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!!!

[TheAmbitiousFish]

@TheOblivionPrincess I doubt you play it all day. If you do, you suck. you can't form a coherent sentence in English, for fuck's sake. And Fast Travel > you

[IDONTGETTHEPOINT]

hes quite handy though...always has a torch when you need light...and sometimes even fights for you...so why kill him?

[Macder10]

Sheogorath talks you:

(on the background) by azura by azura the grand champion has offered me to a deadric prince!

[160ksv]

sheogroth i only have one thing to say to you when he offers the lettus...

RUN!

[KrazyKommieKiller]

BY AZURA! BY AZURA! BY *is teleported 4000 feet over the shivering isles* AZURA!

[EroticPenguins]

Even if sheogorath had rejected the adoring fan as an offering you could still make a nice salad out of him

[mad4takethat]

@EroticPenguins but that would mean he would be inside you...for a while...:L

[mad4takethat]

I commented. Does that mean I get a third of the cookie?

[alexmanuelhassun]

How u turn him into lettuce

[ChaseofSpades13]

well it would seem the he finally has a use

[hodggrn]

yeah it worked

[hodggrn]

lol

[GreenDayFTWWW]

by Azura by Azura by Azura !!!

[mastermizbot]

''DISCLAIMER: I do not own elder scrolls''

No shit...

[x0xSwatSnipex0x]

:( For some reason ive lost my adoring fan.

[Dewani90]

i left him in oblivion like a child on walmart, too bad that when you close the gate every companion you had ends up dead near the gate and the anno...err...adoring fan respawns, so i left him near the arena where he usually is when you reject him, didn't even bother, i have companions way more interesting (waves at gregory house and bruce willis)

[tomatojamsam]

HES A ZOMBIE I PUT AN ARROW IN HIS HEAD

a few weeks later i got back on and ran a dungeon. when i came back out i saw a figure with a hood and a torch. i looked at him and it was THE ADORING FAN THIS WAS A TRUE STORY

[myenglishsuck0123]

dude he will drive sheogorath crazy.. oh wait....

[DerTeufel0707]

@myenglishsuck0123 They'd be best friends, rather than that. o.o''

[sadxhacked]

@myenglishsuck0123 he'll drive him sane

[hackforloser]

I wouldn't eat that lettuce if I were you.

[Dude32123456]

@hackforloser I really would



[DevilDark192]

Yeah well, i would have eaten then pooped him out....

[95jjs]

I <3 U

[JesusOnToast58]

Yeah, you may have gotten rid of him for now, but have fun next time you go to the Shivering Isles! xD

[PinkRobesFTW]

Well, at least this way he's some use to you.

[jknowacki]

The poor hero did this thinking he would be rid of the adoring fan once and for all. Little did he know that he was about to stumble through the doors to Sheogorath's realm, sending the hero on an adventure that would eventually leave him with the mantle of the Madgod himself. As the adoring fan's soul was now bound to Sheogorath's plane of Oblivion, he would be able to torment the hero for all eternity.

[bigpyro1618]

@jknowacki Can I buy some weed from you?

[Diggler397]

@jknowacki wait, that sounds like a mortal kombat refference. Is it? it says stuff like that at the end of each character's ending

[givemeajackson]

when sheograth saw what he's got there, i bet he sent him back with 500 bucks...

[1DarkArchmage1]

The best way to ger rid of him in 3 easy steps !

1 : Go somewhere in the wilderness ( Remember the place should be like a fuckload of miles from each city or civilistation I suggest you to go somewhere in the jerall mountains)

2 : Steal his torch

3: Make him wait endlessly and go away.

TA DA You got rid of him and you didn't required to waste an arrow or some magicka on him.

[redflooch]

Watch my adoring fan kill!!!

[Mouseguy44]

@redflooch okay, whats the title?

[MarathonTurtle]

Adoring fan gets thrown off the mountain by a dragon in Skyrim.

[TheRitchardgaleHater]

Woman! Make a sandwich! NOW!

[Iiid2]

I would Have soul trapped him, killed him so he would be in the soul gem, and he would never be free in the afterlife

[StartContaversy1]

@Iiid2 sux..

[scrygor]

i hope there is someone like fargoth and adoring fan in skyrim so i can kill them both.

[baldian3]

what is the spell to turn people to cabbage/lettece or is it a mod?

[BRANDONimasleep]

I want an adoring fan in skyrim

[adonys10]

Where is this Shrine located?

[megaultralegomaster]

dont u dare offer the adoring fan to me i will be very pissed off..... i already have people to worship the ground that i walk on

[BRADARISTA]

Genius!

[Birdie081]

First i lolled, then i trolled trolloolol

[Soopahkoopah101]

But without him, who will supply the ingredients for brain pie?

[Locustoverlord]

WTF WAS THAT SPELL!!!!???????? I WANT IT I CAN TURN GUARDS INTO WATERMELONS AND CABAGES AND EAT THEM ALLLLLLIVE

[Chekkogrnteam]

@Locustoverlord It's a mod jackass.

AKA why the PC version is always better.

[1metalgearsolid]

@Chekkogrnteam not really,pc sucks its why skyrim will be console based,yeah consoles ftw