Chronicals of a Stoner: How to roll a Blunt

[alexGanJa1]

dat buds proper ill take dat

[kobe23bryant23]

IN EVERY VIDEO I SEE, THEY DONT SHOW HOW TO ROLL THE END THAT YOU SMOKE FROM OR HOW IT SHOULD LOOK >:l

[DylanTGOD]

He's so high her thinks red hairs mean nothing. Weed Jedi is using Jedi mind tricks.

[RBCIKIDS]

Yeah that brown stuff, the stuff that gets you ripped. Yeah,You dont want that.

[TheHpsauce247]

taking big pulls kill your brain ?? smoking weed in any way kills your brain...

[ErlendYo91]

@TheHpsauce247 no it does not.

[TheSlyfucker]

whats the name of the music?

[Caron3Butler]

@TheSlyfucker HOW TO ROLL A BLUNT. By REDMAN. Come on dog, how do you not know that shiiiiitt.

[TheSlyfucker]

@Caron3Butler the music at 3:28

[numberoneDOUCHEBAG]

If you've only been using wraps to roll blunts with then you're missing out on cracking a cigar and smoking an authentic blunt, not some brown flavored paper. Next time ur at a gasvstation orvdeli buy a Dutch master they sell them in canada

[Weedsleepy]

in california the blunts or wraps are always fresh. good stuff is available in the bay area 24-7 try grape thunder. its purple weed coverd in nothing but white crystals. its awesome, pace from VALLEJO, CA

-NAUJ SATIVA

[TrenchStormer]

you are like grant from myth busters with a pirate accent.

[TheHDRasta]

Holy fuck! It's Grant Imahara!

[scarbzstraightgwop]

fake stoner doesnt know what hes talking about

[brokenjustsayin]

I want to be you @4:06

[eekedOutt]

how long did it take him to prepare 'for a quick blunt' ?

[ReggaeManl]

hes the dude no one wants to smoke with.

[thecrust100]

@jediproduction1 and out here in cali we have stores not some little bitches tryin to sound cool sayin they have hours there "open or closed" if they was real dealers its a 24-7 job

[travis5352]

you say blunt so gayly.

[numberoneDOUCHEBAG]

u my friend need to roll a blunt with a dutch master.......

[KronikSmoke55]

fuck swishers! fuckin garcia y vegas ftw

oh, and only pussy's smoke weed with tobacco in it. get blitzed on straight chronic

[TetraHighdro]

im sorry, but you dont know what youre talking about. red hairs, are certainly not non-important, nor non potent. smoke a bowl of nothing more than gathered red hairs, and tell me youre not seriously fucking fried. and the "sparkly shit" youre referring to, are trichomes. hair like growths, where majority of the tetrahydrocannabinol, and cannabidol is stored on the buds

[KronikSmoke55]

@TetraHighdro ^ what he said

[420Tokenn]

@TetraHighdro Actually there's some anecdotal evidence that hairs don't contain THC. Growers have collected the hairs and smoked them without bud, and they don't get high. More likely, the hairs are simply an indication of mature bud, with higher THC content.

[Wickedx3rdCoastx]

@TetraHighdro i had to pause to sound out "tetrahydrocannabinol" lol

[xXlegitlaxbroXx]

@TetraHighdro I always put those tricomes on my bowl. Kief is some dank ass shit.

[matthiashaffner]

@TetraHighdro you are a true stoner if u use that big of words bro. haha. keep smokin!!!!!!!!!!

[Nidox669]

hahaha the ending is so funny :D

[thecrust100]

bruh you got nasty ass teeth, i wouldnt want to hit that blunt...

[crazyboys229]

I started from wraps but now i smoke cigars. Blunt wraps break way too easily for me. But thats just me people have their own opinions.

[drasislotharian]

ah man i remember when i was in school and had weed ( the DUMBEST thing to do in my life) i would sit in class and chew on the stem and i would walk past every1 and they would be like "are you chewing on the stem again?!" i would just mock them bcuz they didnt have weed :)

[KronikSmoke55]

@drasislotharian wow, i remember when i chewed on stems. candy-ass



[YuhMothasTits]

WHITE OWL ALL DAY DIRTY NIGGERS

[smileysmoke420]

i have so much weed on my desk now :S

[poopnonbabies]

straight up star wars :D

[rushsoccer18]

Even Canadian stoners seem super friendly

[420inthe406]

RED AND METH NIGGA

[JRodquez]

@403766 i use swisher sweets i say use a ciggarillo rather than raps but its also abt prefrance

[MrManKunt]

Its not bad if the weed has orange hairs. Orange hairs mean that the bud is indica dominant. Makes u more sleepy and it makes goood for a nightime weed. Daytime try look for less hairs and fruity, spicy smell meaning that the bud is sativa dominant which is great for wake n bakes. You may use indica bud for wake n bake but you might find yourself falling asleep in your chair or bed.

[smokethebud15]

@MrManKunt No orange hairs mean the bud is mature and was picked at just the right time. Indica dominant buds are usually purp color.

[iLikeYogaPants]

this guy is sooo fucking gay, what the fuck. stop smoking dude, your giving weed a bad name. and hit that blunt hard damn

[elementskate1337]

@iLikeYogaPants dude, you're giving weed a bad name by being a hater. just let the dude chill and do what he wants.

[RasberrySherbet]

i hit blunts hard like that nigga and i dont cough my brains out whatchyu talkin boutttt

[Cigsandweed]

@403766 real blunts come from cigars poser!

[yourparrot]

you spelled chronicles wrong

[asconblake]

this nie twinkling crystal thing is because your weed is mixed! =P

[thompson197]

go get some phillies

[scaperune32]

I use jamacan pures there my favXD

[SuperSlam120]

Swisher Sweet cigarillos are way better, Fuck Blunt Wraps.

[alexGanJa1]

@SuperSlam120 and were u get dem yapric

[MrSDbomber]

@SuperSlam120 there the same fucking thing.

[OriginalBeeeaN]

Ay dawg, the J thats supposed to be an I is burning from the wrong end. Just sayin. hahaha.......bitch.

[lildrush]

a dis my nigga imma post my bluntz

[DrOetker14]

I fuckin like you an I certainly like a good blunt, you just got urself a new subscriber

[jkid2danibblets]

they kinda are blunt cuz they are made to burn slow like white owl or optimo or wateva

[HadleyDGRC]

You mean brown joints? Those aren't blunts. Gut a Dutchie or a Swish or Phillie or something.

[MrAUFANATIC]

Damn about time! I can enjoy my own blunt without having to share with people who i asked to roll. I just learned how to roll my own shit!!!! I rolled up with him step by step... This shit is off the hizzle my nizzle!

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[bananahamockboy7]

youre like the mythbusters guy only you smoke mad chronic

[masni92]

That brown shit on your weed doesn't indicate quality, retard.

[billjoe534]

@masni92 he said that it doesn't indicate quality?

[masni92]

@billjoe534

Whoopsie, my bad.

[weakassnow]

@403766 i agree that blunt wraps are better but your never wasting a cigar if your filling it with bud

[VirtuousVirtuoso24]

sweet flex magazine.



[Streetskatin1000]

people use blunt wraps

[HopeistheMotive]

That dude looks soo toasted towards the end. 

[KenshinRev]

Mate, you're going blind

[thegrad26]

bro im pretty sure people dont bout ornge hairs not brown and duhh its the crystals haha

[ballerforlife1234]

hahahaha the hairs contain a FUCK lot of THC. this guy is wrong.

[xxprincessallyxx]

You're a chill ass dude. Id love to get high with you sometime. Lol

[OakMoB510]

Its funny how ppl complain about using swishers and dutch over blunt wraps its still tabacco paper a blunt wrap has less tabacco leaf thats all ur still get high nothing changes stop crying

[Amkrazed]

your using blunt wraps and you grind your weed come on son your not a real stoner.

[Kabelsalat11]

@Amkrazed nobody is a real stoner because there is no such u idiot !!!!

[TheSneakerFiend]

@Amkrazed how would using a grinder make you not a stoner..

[772boi772]

@Amkrazed If you've been smoking weed, a lot of weed for years, then you're a real stoner.

[wtf7894]

lol!!!!! has anyone looked at the magazine he rolls the blunt on!! ahahaha

[odenaswag216]

nigga just use a fuckin swisher....

[iamaskier721]

you are a faggot. i'll twist dutches all day over those fucking gay ass blunt raps.

[bunzmunch]

how do posers use blunt wraps ? personally i fuckin love em .

[cannabischarlie]

@bunzmunch

me too. Besides, they are cheaper.

[valleygrowers420]

Ajaja wtf dnt hit it to hard Estas loco...... Dude it's a blunt hit that shit .coughing get you like "10 times higher "

[thecrust100]

@saint2594 i said blunt wraps not all blunts, so why dont you pull the dick out your ass and stop crying. oh and just cause its called pinapple kush or grape ape dont mean its the best, just lettin you know

[panteraboosh]

How much would this be in like quarter , eighths or what to fill this blunt

[thecrust100]

people with schwag use blunt wraps, and why the fuck did he cut it so small

[thecrust100]

people with schwag use blunt wraps

[sAiNt2594]

@thecrust100 dude all i smoke is pineapple kush or grape ape and all i roll are blunts

[jakewolf2010]

Thats a fuckn tight ass bong you got behind you

[manoloculiao]

blunt wraps are so fuckin tasty but... they're too expensive, just regular paper :P

[lengar12]

dude, why didnt you just fill the whole blunt? wtf

[kobykoby64]

No tools! Use a fuckin white owl or a rillo r a phillie! And thumb that bitch. And bust the bud with your hands roll your weed as natural as the weed itself

[haloaddict73]

blunt wraps r for ppl who cant gut a blunt right

[LTmattYT]

i wouldnt be surprised if this cat learned how to roll from the back of a cereal box

[69Mykie]

i think hes full of shit come to cali and youll see everyone takin rips from a blunt and you aint chiefin if you aint coughin!!!

[hamsarb]

FUCK! Ok... Here's a tinker for someone to answer for me:

The seal of my blunt wrap packaging broke and its gone dry, what can I do to make it more moist and rollable again?!

Someone plz help. :X

[bluehairman]

@hamsarb Buy a new fucking blunt wrap idiot

[hamsarb]

@bluehairman well yes obviously that would work. I don't have alot of money though and dont like to waste stuff...

[jonesb05]

nice editing dude, what program do you use??

[blakdbs1]

Got some sticky sour d with a grape blunt wrap bout to get lifted

[technoboylink2]

imagine this guy going in an all black ghetto neighborhood trying to get the hookup...thumbs up for medical xD

[kovacevicluka]

dude wtf ? what ur about 16 or ... hahaha what the fuck do u know about weed and rolling ... go jerk of on some porn idiot

[flaminshiz]

WHITE OWL ROUND HERE(illinois) ZIG ZAG's up north (chicago-rockford area)

[qqw52]

lol in usa its all about where you from on what you use fer rollin in texas its all about grape swishers

[lenlee14]

hahaha yeah man, here in texas we do all swishers, especially grape. white owl is for a special occasion like breaking in a new smoker or... well fuck it. we smoke what we can. lol.

[forrello1990]

This dude is such a fuckin idiot...Y the fuck is this video still on youtube??? He has absolutely no idea about weed at all.

[gunfette]

LMFAO agree with Mrkush. that shit was mad wierd

[MrKushlover420]

wow are all canadians douchebags ?? u give stoners a bad name man

[reytaker91]

I DIDNT NO GRANT FROM MYTHBUSTERS KNEW HOW TO ROLL A BLUNT!!!! i am deffinatly sub. this guy HAH

[runig14]

this guy leard about weed from movies he watched in junior high. he didnt get together with his friends and smoke bud w/ em. he just burns by him self. rename your shit chronicals of a lonely fucker.

[frontsavannasean]

@runig14 you dont gotta share ya weed wit every homie ya see fam dont tell me ya aint blazed a blunt to that dome before

[Kjbmobbn]

@bokfuboty

The trichoms are the little crystals you dumbfuck. YOU should just delete your profile. Go back in time and give your mom an abortion.

[GaggleFlexProduction]

why people dissin this dude!? he knows where its at! haha i wanna be like him when im older

[SuperJumbo17]

@GaggleFlexProduction no u dont. hes like tha asian 40 yr old virgin

[GaggleFlexProduction]

@SuperJumbo17 hahaha lol!! i dont mean just like him, i mean when i get home from work when im older im gonna go enjoy some tree like him!

[sambam1994the]

Americans would use the whole wrap.

[xinan1337]

he's like a troll

[LoveGreenPrincess]

Dude u need to learn more about pot!

[Newt125]

How the fuck are you gonna post a video titled "how" to roll a blunt and fast forward through the actual rolling? smh

[wrathcoresfinest]

I have always wondered who that fucked up creature from the movie 300 hundred was i never knew i would watch him make the most wanna be how to roll ever fuckin created

[icebarrged]

GOD DAMN THIS MOTHER FUCKER IS UGLY! 

[riedman2309]

is anyone else curious on what ethnicity this kid is?

[frontsavannasean]

@riedman2309 idk i never been to Canada so i would not know what ethnicitys are there

[MrLonelyStoner]

You dont know shit. Roll the whole wrap. take your stems off first. and if you find weed with hairs all over it its probablt covered in crystals too.

[thugaboo6]

how is this a how to roll a blunt video if the part where h actually rolled it is sped up? =/

[DropShotsLOL]

@jediproductions1 What is the name of the song in your intro? (not redman)

[angeloloving]

It was so much shit wrong with this video.lol Imma just leave it at that. good weed tho.

[Cigsandweed]

posers use blunt wraps.

[SuperJumbo17]

@Cigsandweed hell ya

[Streetskatin1000]

@Cigsandweed hahahahahahah dumbass

[frontsavannasean]

@Cigsandweed who gives a fuck what you roll with damn you care that much you still smoking the weed

[lucky21708]

@Cigsandweed gangstass use wraps foo this nigga is the poser not us nikka ! FOLK LOVE MANIAC HOOD

[lucky21708]

@Cigsandweed HAHAHHAA MY BAD FOLKZ HE IS USING BLUNT WRAPS HAHAHHA MY BAD I THOUGHT YU WER TALKING BOUT STR8 UP CIGAR BLUNTS THAT YU HAVE TO BREAK HAHHAHA GANGSTAS USE THAT SHXT THIS NIGGA USING BLUNT WRAPS HAHAHHAHAH

[bigkat174]

@Cigsandweed lazy motherfuckers use blunt wraps, real life stoner are waaayyy to lazy to not use a wrap

[BRBgottaskate]

@Cigsandweed 1.50 for two is better than however much a single sweet costs..

[YourBoyLilNick]

@Cigsandweed funny thing how ''The Game" uses juicy jay blunt wraps too and hes harder than your broke fuckin bitch ass , i guess hes a fucking poser too from your dirty lip ?

[HomerBong]

this dude looks like a fuckin turd.

[303jaybyrd216]

How to roll a blunt?? Then why fast-forward the "ROLLING" part of the video.. hmmm.

[y2jallrealgangsta]

me n my frendz were smokin a berry blunt wrap with a dub of sour haze cotton candy kush n areii n i took one biiigg puff n 2 little hits n i was gonee lls :/

[cutthr0at707]

Americans dont use blunt wraps? Like we are a whole different species or something...

[dimmuwes66]

a true Jedi never combines the beautiful sounds of John Williams with Trekkie Scum lingo. NEVER. i'm upset but if you were to blaze me out i will forgive you.

[LFCbmx08]

Nice video effects lol.

[kingskillz14]

his favorite part is grinding it...lmao your favorite part is supposed to be smoking it!

[5HRINK1]

HE LUKS LIKE YODA lol

[lilgogohead]

you skipped the whole blunt rolling part u dickhead

[nightpartyier]

haha dude, this is so sketch balls, i love how hes a laid back "geek" and he smokes and tokes, live long and smoke hard

[089sebastian023]

More like how to roll a roach.

[TobyW360]

i just got some zig zags and im going to chill with my niggas and shit and i have no idea so im youtubing it and its the same song over and over

thatshow you roll a blunt thatshow you rolla blunt

[iShagNasty187]

Cigarillos all the way!

[wesmanavus]

hella leafy weed

[madbladeer]

Man, I sure love the part when you show us how to roll it.

[forrello1990]

This dude is a fucking idoit. Please no one listen to this stupid mother fucker. If you find some weed that is covered in red hairs, buy that shit up quick. Granted, the crystals are important but the red hairs will fuck you up just as much... Learn somethin about weed before you go puttin a fuckin video on youtube ya dumbass.

[Kingtunice]

@forrello1990 yes you speak the truth. where im from call that fire or "fiya". and yes it gets u messed up

[jonnyboe]

this was the most stupidest amazingest video everrr

[SMCkrew]

nor cal is where all that dank endo kush is from ... we got the best of the best of any weed

[combathell4]

dude wurd up u from vann?

fuk i moved recently and weed is morr dank and cheaper in van than were im at now

[pineapplexpression]

@combathell4 im from van yo and the kush is kilaaaaaa!!!

[fatnoah]

fuck that ant a blunt i role joints bigger then that and you hit like a bitch

oh and by the way star wars sucks

[PILLOWofECHOES]

most badass nerd ever! XD

[theultimatehunt1]

I like your style.

i always light cigars with matches

[zonyatheartist]

love it. lol

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@losganjaless na im up in ny but I think jersey might have a bit higher taxes

[1800eastside]

this guy is a fuckin idiot why the fuck u cut it why u using a wrap why u givin false info

thumbs up if this guy is a fuckin idiot

[G50Kid]

@1800eastside your a fuckin idiot fagget

[1800eastside]

@G50Kid Fuck u dude

[SMCkrew]

@1800eastside no thumbs up and he cut it cuz wraps r fukkin huge and he is smokin it to his face so he dn need chopper ass blunt

[1800eastside]

@SMCkrew the way we roll were im from we roll fat ass blunts and i aint never seen nobody cut a wrap imma roll a fat ass blunt in take to the head fuckin cuttin it tho we roll fat in AZ

[dealba1992]

hell ya im from AZ and we roll fat ass blunts

[SANTANAFACTOR]

why wud u waste like 2 bucks on a wrap to cut it that short. You cud of used a jay paper. You basically smoked a brown joint

[ipwnsomanynubs]

@SANTANAFACTOR It's 99cent for two here, and they taste good and burn slow. Rolled a fatty lastnight and it burned for a straight hour.

[SANTANAFACTOR]

@ipwnsomanynubs .... i take it u dont live in the us I live in the most taxed state

[ipwnsomanynubs]

@SANTANAFACTOR well i do of course it wasn't just 99cent, was like 1.08 or something but still haha