Drunk Squirrel Tries to Climb Tree - Break Fails

[ARTISTofPORTRAIT]

Don't stand to close to a squirrel, Billy. You'll catch it's stupid.

-spongebob

[rrbaby1000]

Are you sure he was drunk and not infested with rabies? I dont think watching something suffer like that is funny.

[ArexYouxCereal]

i think he is blind

[montyrod199]

o peftoskiouros mou xD <3

[MrAberz09]

Nuurh 

[uprrslo]

is there an AA program for squirrels?

[mauriciominiman]

CONKER! :D

[TheDragonlover99]

duuuuude...hes trippen bro.. o w o

[boogs4232]

Everyone who says messed up things about squirrels u suck their nuts squirrels r awsome !!!!!!!!!!

[Kandoo]

Conker?

[VietnameseJesus]

i wooda shot it with a airsoft gun

[XTheKidsNextDoorX]

@VietnameseJesus Of course, Because thats what crazy people do.

[Newbpwng]

this squirrel is lucky he didn't get drunk on the Seattle squirrel eating ladies backyard

[mollygibbs101]

That squirrel is gonna have one hell of a headache :/ XD

[cb7pwn]

one word : RABIES

[jblonar]

Poor squirrel...funny video though. I noticed you guys have videos with 'Break Fails' at the end...any chance you could make a playlist of those?

[MrKalashnik0va]

Well at least he wasn't driving...

[PacRam619]

He wasn't chasing his tail....he was impersonating a Nascar race

[gmc5499]

at about 1:24 the guy is doing some heavy breathing!

[andreah53]

some one give him a cup of coffee black no milk or sugar

[animalacker]

The squirrel is like " fuck the sluts who find my video cruel or uncompasionate. When Im sober Im biting them on the labia"

[TheCrazyhusky]

Pssh...Lightweight. Give him some rum.

That will should you the real side of the squirrel.

[NerdHerd8049]

836 people are drunk

[kivarinjo]

Why do you breath so heavy? You just stand there and hold the camera, its not like you jogging

[danger661]

the squirrel was having a ball let him have his fun and all you gooditoshoes get a life

[breathe99]

i also don't find this funny at all. it is very cruel and uncompassionate.

[bloodhoun116]

@breathe99 wtf do u mean u find it cruel? the squirrel ate their fucking pumpkins.. u act like they strapped the squirrel down and injected alcohol into its veins. grow the fuck up cunt

[flycutie100]

i dont find this funny. I find it cruel.

[Repunsel11]

hahaha the squirrel ate to many peanuts and now is drunk

[hpcwarlord]

i hope he had some neurofen for his hang over.

[eisen998]

what a worthless bad ass fuckin racist german vid

[lid358]

those stupid people, just leave the poor thing alone!!!!

[cozmicjake]

A neighbour with a big yard was a fan of humming birds and had a whole bunch of feeders. He thought it would save time if he made up a garbage bin full of sugar water so he didn't have to make up a fresh batch every day. After about two weeks he went out into his yard and was attacked by several very aggressive humming birds. He wondered what got into them. Of course, you have guessed where this is going. Yeah, the sugar water had fermented and the little blighters were hammered humming birds.

[melanyrae62]

Looks more like he got into some rat poison

[BlazeDeval]

Duuuude.... Im fucking Wasted.

[trustnooneever]

Animal was suffering could get attacked by any dog, sad to see this...

[MrMalakaASS]

@trustnooneever ur soft as fucking putty kid.

[T3C1992]

@trustnooneever Hh stfu with that bull shit, the squirrel did it on its own and it is just disoriented not suffering, it happens to humans all the time, and I'm sure they watched over it until it got better, I mean we didn't even see the end so don't be so pessimistic.

[TheGhostGrenader]

@trustnooneever If the dog ate it, would the dog get drunk? ;)

[diablowolf666]

1:28 squirrel thinks "hey maybe if i run in a circle ill be sober" :P

[TVforMyBumhole]

Drunk squirrel! Love it! :-D

[19JABZ82]

I would say he has Squaids!!!

[hogsnotbubbles]

Poor little guy! Hope you took him in to let him sober up!!

[ThexNaaru]

You're almost there!

[bakers36]

Please dont move the tree

[GenesisTree]

"Dude give me your keys, you had way too many pumpkins tonight. I don't want you to get into an accident on your way home."

"I'M FINE I'VE DONE THIS MILLIONS OF TIMES!"

[benlitt47]

Someone get this squirrel a kebab

[Zdippit]

I wonder what his BAL is?

[FREDSUCKSBALLSALOT]

HES LIKE "WTF SOMEONES CHASIN ME!!" at end.

[TheBlackBrush]

You see this head? It is a sign of myxomatosis... You should take him to vet...!

[asairguns]

very comic video :)))

[Drexus666]

This squirrel and I should get together for a beer sometime.

[macabespeed]

I love putting optics on small game, but I dont know if I could shoot a drunk pest....

[icwutudidtharlulz]

did he died?

[PandaPanCake03]

1:44 " you spin my head right round right round.."

[DeweyTheTotodile]

Anyone else thinks of Conker the squirrel when he sees this?

[icwutudidtharlulz]

@DeweyTheTotodile dude fuck yes. nostalgia.

[jaja12344able]

i think he`s gonna die

[lanieki]

How to stress out a drunk squirrel.

[GermanNightmare1976]

I laughed so hard, tears could not be stopped.

That poor squirrel sure learned a lesson there.

Really hope it was okay the next day!

[Ricovali]

I thought rabies too.but a rabid animal is aggressive and attacks.this one is trying to get away.

[JerrYReaPPer]

I LOLD SO HARD!

[dmurdockTV]

Don't drink and climb folks...

[numbstateofennui]

1:30 haha he's trying to stop the spinning XD

[Breanna5897]

ohh wow

:)

[fireballwhisky]

real bad fur day LOL

[TheWildflieger]

rotatory vertigo...neurolog.

[DannelleBella]

UH ya.... that things got rabies....its not drunk :/ hope it didnt bite u

[bootycakes069]

ahahahahahahahahahahahah



[HHO4ALL]

John Wayne Gaysee???

[thomasb830]

Poor little guy.  Should have given him some water and peanuts to help him get over it.

[Urban303Resistance]

@thomasb830 and some coffee too...

[AngelXneko]

1:36 the breathing sound so dark-father XD haha

[nanala0216]

priceless :D

[prtnst]

that squirrel shud of eaten hemp seeds instead..wud of climbed the tree slowly but steady

[finsher2008]

You spin me right round, baby

Right round like a record, baby

Right round, round, round

[maniacjack1996]

O man hes got the spins really bad ahahha

[MrBmxmaster96]

(tree climbing)

"i gotcha i-i gotchia 'HIC' i- aiiiiii can dooooooo thissssssssssssssssssss.......­.. i bet if i just- just wait here on this rooof i can wait til morning comes up then i can go some more up the treee but i think i can do this"

(tail chasing)

" im gunna getcha im-im gunna getcha buddy just stay still.... i-i can catch ya just-- hey i said stay still dont make me get- hey - heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy- dont you run away frum meh- i-i said you to stop running frum meh cuz i wanna get you okai

[MrBmxmaster96]

i remember when i had my first beer

[BennRay]

this is not funny tho 

[MrBmxmaster96]

@BennRay youve never been drunk have you

[Chewbaca7436]

drunk or stupid? jk

[EvilGirls123]

ROFL XD -3

[amandasamuelgleefan]

wow dude the floor wont stop spining round and round and round

[elwoodsmom]

''Maybe, if I climb up the other side of the tree, it won't be as steep.''

[Immortal2126]

das tier ist am sterben. so viel dazu ..

[TheBigvolt]

I have seen that behavior in animals before only it was the end stage of Hydrophobia ( Rabies ) Very light hearted video for-sure but be careful .

[myangel1978]

@TheBigvolt I was thinking the same thing

[sparkdragon1292]

daddy look! that SQUIWEW is wasted daddy! its wasted!

[madii74]

*Lustig

[madii74]

Das ist nicht besoffen !! das hat ein Herzinfakt ! & das ist alles andere als Lutsig

[rockhammer666]

you sir who made this video are completly dont know nothing bout animals...yeahg its drunk for sure but it also has shit in his squirl pants cause of you whos that damn near to him....stay away and it maybe could come down-.-

[iloveosolol]

I love squirrels........expecially drunk ones!!!! HAHAHA =)

[Aaronn310]

That thing is just trying to get your attention while the other squirrels robs your nuts, I mean house.

[infoust]

I am a squirrel and i am offended . This squirrel gives us a bad name =/

[GerrettJihad]

That is too funny.

[JasminWonderful]

HAHA wie lustig -.- das arme tier´chen

[PookyBunnies]

=D

[adventurelover18]

im an animal lover and i thought this video was HILARIOUS! what a silly squirrel lol!

!

[Minitrix101]

The squirrels saying'I'm gonna ma... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzz

[loco320]

you can hear its a fat person recording it

[BusinessSocks101]

i bet hes trying to find a girl squirrel to have a crazy drunken one night stand with.

[claireswings]

blame it on the alcohol...

[kristo141]

1:45 is listening hip-hop

[antonymoura2000]

Mr. Squirrel certainly knows how to have a great time LOL

[p1i2n3o41]

DAMN i need to get that drunk!!

[Ma5terM]

Considering how stupid humans are sometimes I think this squirrel's brain deserve a little vacation too.

[heatherdrumcrazy]

good thing it wasn't a mean drunk

[dudewitnotinelsetodo]

the hangover animal edition

[justin3o8]

i think he is gona have a hangover xD

[benua1975]

it is just sick man...

[mkag1234]

OMG poor Squirrel:(

That`s not funny

[hellokevinrice]

@mkag1234 are you stupid? it's funny. it's natural. nothing the guy could do. pumpkins naturally ferment.

shut up. thnx

[kakashidemon321]

@mkag1234 lol. The squirrel ate the fermented pumpkin himself. The pumpkin probably went through alcohol fermentation. (Don't know what that is? Take a biology class.) This kind of fermentation is what makes alcohol, like wine and beer. Therefore, it has the same effects as wine and beer. It is like watching a human that is shit-faced drunk. Thus, it is fucking hilarious. Shove your PETA shit up your ass until you know anything about biology to retort.

[FaithRemainsOnline]

I bet when it was chasing its tail it laughed like stewie on soda

[winterstellar]

Damn, he needs to stay sober. There are lots of sober cats out there:)

[genenco1]

I'd do this, but I have dogs and they'd do terrible things to them...So I don't but I come here to laugh at this one instead!

[amazing9494]

dammn funny guyzzz :P

[tcla75]

Wow from the 1st page of comments I expected that there was going to be tons of retarded comments from peeps giving out about the poor squirrel that I could laugh at but going back over that last 15 pages of comments there was only two from the same person. Overreaction anyone?

[TheHeavyamor911]

ughhh so drunk ughhh cant find the front door ughhhhh should ugh none my limit

 ohhhhhh...men im never eaten pumpkins again

[orange12089]

geez, do you have a sensitive microphone or asthma? it sounds like darth vader filmed this.

[AHMID]

Omg so funny

[fred980a]

I do not think this squirrel is drunk. I would think it has fallen from a tree and had a brain hemorrhage after the fall

[ptuku]

@fred980a well, that's how drunk people act like amiright?

you weren't there but they were and posted in the description what happened

[golato100]

Voll lustig man.

Cooles Video :D

[deathmachine911]

LOLOL watch the slow loris video..cutest thing eever:):):):):)

[vtxphantom]

Hope you took his car keys away.

[TheBackwoodThumpers]

What i think is hysterical is how a video of a squirrel intoxicated from a naturally fermented vegetable (meant to be funny), has turned into a big argument over "ethics" and "humans natural cruelty in nature". It's a funny video! Let's not start an argument about every single thing in life please lol

[littlebootman2]

its like me on a friday night lol

[CheeseBon]

so did it throw up or die... one of the two had to happen not long after the camera stopped lol

[purpleskyswhisper]

@CheeseBon why? You do realize that not all drunk people throw up or die right? with time the squirrel would have gotten better.

[btruitt726]

So now all you partygoers know what you look like to those of us who don't drink! lol

[ALEXW155]

Come watch my hand-feeding squirrel video in London! my profile :)

[JS6875]

people who think this is cruel have clearly never been drunk

[steakIT99]

i think he's stoned

[mrthevid]

Earlier...

"Frank, do you need help getting up your tree? You got wasted and I don't think you can make it."

"Fuck you, I-I-I can get up that tree!"

"Dude, you can't don it dude, your drunk. C'mon man don't make a scene, those humans have a camera."

"I don't *HIC* care! It's mah tree and I'm going to cl-climb it *HIC*."

"Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you when this hits Youtube."

The following video ensued.

[falloutshit]

makes you think how easy we humans have it when all we have to do is open the door to get in after a wild night... not climb a god dam tree... funny video tho xD

[combatcurtful]

@falloutshit half of us try to do stupid shit like climb trees when we are drunk anyway

[meady464]

lol this is funny

but just one thing

FUCKIN STOP BREATHING SO CLOSE TO THE CAM-CORDER

and yeah i just said cam-corder on youtube wtf

anyway thumbs up if u agree

[Co0lification]

i think its a baby ? thumbs up if u say this 2 !

[XR8xSHOCKWAVE]

The person filming this must be the fattest, laziest, slob on the planet. Following a squirrel around a tree and he/she is panting like a dog.....GET SOME FKN EXERCISE

[mrpoop122]

The squirrel's like, "Why is the world so damn pretty upside down?!"

[p330055]

stupid people recording this, dumbasses



[sazkwatch]

doubt it was this squirrels first fermented pumpkin, or last..

[IQMoZBrickA]

lilla bubben

[CatSpiritOfChaos]

zomg This is so funny XD

[ginastarke2]

Squirrel: Dang - there are 3 trees and i can't climb a one of 'em!

[finikpalm]

poor animal :(

[BurningDesertSpirit]

"Why is this tre so wobbly? Why is...everything spinning...? Why are these people following me...? WOOOAHHH maaaannn!"

XD Silly little thing.

[MrNiggabetrippin]

"what the hell were in those nuts"

[D4NI3LGONZALEZZ]

possibly the funniest thing i have seen in a long time XD

[FrozenSynapses]

Everyone that is calling this animal abuse, you're all faggots. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. Pumpkins naturally ferment, as does most vegetation with sugar in it. What the hell did you expect them to do? take it to the vet? A fucking pest - a squirrel it's so cute! - NO. fuck you. you're retarded and you are spouting emotional bullshit because you think the little thing is cute. This video is funny. Fuck. You.

[MrHolyshitpiss]

@FrozenSynapses suck on my little chinese nuts! your mom should have swallowed you

[D4NI3LGONZALEZZ]

@FrozenSynapses you sir are a fucking bad ass! and you earned my respect 

[TheXxxXacXxxX]

@FrozenSynapses i think its a cute squirrel and funny, haaa though your point is valid in saying its not animal abuse for it accidently eating a fermented pumpkin, the "pest" part was your opinion, thus turning your good coment slightly foul, that is my oppinion, i like squirrels very much

[leeroyleeroy]

@FrozenSynapses I'd agree with you more if you didn't use words like FAGGOTS and RETARDED. I hate how the only intelligent words you can use are faggots and retards. Not exactly valid points

[boofda123]

@FrozenSynapses fuck do you hate animals? did a squirrel attack your penis when you were 5?

[MrJuhanso]

@FrozenSynapses did you get attacked by squirrels in ur childhood

[FireStormBaller]

@FrozenSynapses You mad?

[kaivilyn]

@FireStormBaller That was gay.

[FireStormBaller]

@kaivilyn You mad?

[YokoMishu]

@FrozenSynapses Please marry me. I beg of you.

[lostinmymind420]

@FrozenSynapses hahahaha

[mike62mcmanus]

@FrozenSynapses Abuse, it shows how poor squirrels need pumpkin rehab and protection from pumpkin pedaling people..PETA we need you now.

[sourdieseltripp]

@FrozenSynapses I agree, the squirrel now knows not to eat pumpkins anymore, its just nature

[nitr0star]

Sad to think those filming and laughing couldn't give a hoot about this poor helpless animal that so desperatly needs your love a protection. He is suffering from alcohol poisining due to your carelessness.

[screamingmustard]

@nitr0star Since when did humans have control over the fermentation process of fruit and vegitables? ಠ_ಠ

[nitr0star]

@screamingmustard , sorry, my understanding was "it was there pumkins that they had and fermented etc. I do not know how a pumkin in it's natural state can become booze. I sure hope someone does something about these pumkins. To much cruelty is being done by our lack of love

[D4NI3LGONZALEZZ]

@nitr0star your are one fucking sensitive faggot first of all and second its not there fault he ate the pumpkin..shit lucky it wasn't me id pull out the bb gun

[nitr0star]

@D4NI3LGONZALEZZ You can call me what you like, I never called you a name. I am sorry for my ignorinse for I did not know pumkins can become toxic. Just sad that all the things that do happen is by people especially seeing we are the ones who can prevent it. Have a nice day Dan

[D4NI3LGONZALEZZ]

@nitr0star ok my apologies for calling you anything and second you just can't freak out over the little things man. humans are way corrupt and theres nothing you can do about it because it will always happen. just like racism, genocide, ect.

[Duckyistrippin]

@nitr0star its not our job to protect every living organism from itself. For all you know, the squirrel likes getting drunk and seeks out rotting fruit just for this reason. Alcohol naturally occurs in nature. With or without the presence of man, mammals have been getting drunk for eons.