Maybe he should open his doors and windows,and let some of that NY smog go through.Maybe not.Those gasses might cause an explosion.Don't want to lose Glenn,and his
Imagine there really were some extraterrestrial life out there.
They travel in their crafts for eons and for many many light years........EVENTUALLY ending up in our solar system, coming up to our planet...
They land in the Bay Bridge area of Brooklyn, and THE FIRST HUMAN BEING THEY EVER ENCOUNTER IS GLENN REBENSTORF!!!!
(how fast do you think they'd head their rear ends back to their own part of the universe, and when giving a report to their leaders, say, "We don't know WHAT we found"!)
If you think about it, this is really sad. Imagine being such a venomous hatefilled person that you spout off ridiculous things and a whole community of people have no choice but to ridicule you. He must be miserable. What a sad, sad man.
HAHAHAHAHA.....this is brilliant. Glen the Nutjob. I am a very proud heathen (Heathen = person with the ability to think). Watch the Edward Current Video posts he is extremely funny.
He's right. But why should that bother him? A sincere Christian loves because its the right thing to do, not to "make" you do anything.
He thinks to be a Christian(good person?) he has to make people do stuff, and it just ain't so. This explains his frustration on Youtube. He's faced with overwhelming, crushing evidence he can't make people do anything here.
Yep I have said pretty much the same thing as you, with him it does not matter how good a person is, if they are an atheist they will rot in hell. How he is though if that is a good Christian I'd rather stay as I am, atheists are far more friendly.
I think he does, we joke it's his mothers basement(or sisters) some of his video's look very untidy in the background, sometimes you can see an ironing board. I notice things like that, it's the ADD.
Between the messy ironing board, that old couch,the dishtowel curtain, the nappy carpet and the stained ceiling.......hasn't changed in two years!! Neither has that brain cell fired any sparks.
Yep, Glenn's a progresive character alright.
You'd think with that new job of his, we'd see a plasma tv and a new sofa.
LOL. I notice he films the video's where he is on the couch quite high, I am wondering if the couch has a bunch of clothes on it and looks to untidy to film.
You know, cleaning up the house is a "woman's job" along with making the dinners, and, doing the laundry..... in his mind, I guess, it wouldn't be Christian of him, or "manly" to tidy up or make something in the kitch.
Sunrise did a great job for sure, if I am feeling fed up this video will make me smile everytime, it almost hurts my ears, I can't have the sound up too high. I'd like to see Glenn's comments. I will keep checking on that.
This is hilarious!! What a lovely xian, walking the walk, being a perfect witness. There are so many examples, but I love his xian love around 5.08 ... "Well, up your ass, and may it be permanently stuck up there and may it go back up the ass where it came from."
Glen sounds like he caught a bad case of jock itch in the video, lol. Honestly though, he's much more entertaining this way. Glen is a fine example of what happens when reality takes a break after reading ancient fairy tales. Lol, divinely inspired my dick!
I don't think he goes to church, he was speaking against going to church in one of his videos. He likes to make his own interpretation of the bible and come on youtube to spew his nonsense, and pick fights with other people.
I must have missed that video, well I can believe that, I can see him getting into some kind of argument with the Pope if he did not share his view. As I have said before I have nothing against anyone with Christian religious views, but these fundies who judge and tell certain people they will rot in hell is the ones I like to annoy.
You see, no one really knows what's a sin and what's not, above all fundamentalists don't take it that serious. Glenn said that God understands him but in turn his God is so incompetent that he doesn't understand everyone else and throws them into hell.
LOL! and I thought I was philosophical, I had never looked at it from that point of view before, Glenn does come across like that though now I think about it. Yes Venonn Glenn is going to be very angry.
Here are some comments from eopinions about Glenn's garbage: My son COULD NOT QUIT coughing after we had the machine in our house for 3 days. When we were out of the house, he was fine.
after running the unit for 2 days, my son was having to use his inhaler, and my daughter had to use her inhaler after 3 days. They were both having the early symptoms of an asthma attack. By the third day, I also had some chest pain, and I don't have respiratory problems.
I also send him a customer review of an old woman that couldn't quit coughing once the machine ran. He just wrote me back "I didn't even read your shit". Then he send me another message back saying that they probably didn't know how to configure them and that the machine was adjusted too high. That only means that those things can be in fact dangerous.
Can you post comments on his EchoQuest profile here at YT? Or does he disable comments there too? He is not an honest person is he? There is one commandment broken, I'd class that as a lie.
He didn't monitored some old videos back then so if you where lucky you could still post comments but as I remember the channel was censored short after this.
DivertforPort, using my VennomFangX account, I posted a comment on the videos on his PureAirSolution channel--which he closed down--a comment mentioning the EPA, the California Air Resource board and the Consumer Report magazine. I told SnerdWilliams about this, as well. Glenn deleted my comments, sent angry msgs to VnnFX and later posted two stupid videos. One of those laughable videos is on the itsaboutglenn channel.
He says that they passed dozens of medical questions and that the American Lung Association buys many of their units. What idiots are they to get this poisonous machines into patient's rooms? This reminds me of the corrupt guys that approved Aspartame (a dangerous exciter toxin) as a sweetner.
I wonder how well his EcoQuest Jesus-based ozone generation business is going. EcoQuest members sell the air poisoners for 700 USD, but you can find them on ebay for around 300 USD--probably former failed EcoQuest suckers are trying to get rid of their crap.
I would love to be a fly on the wall when Glenn see's this! What's bad is this video does not lie he pulled all those dumb faces, it has made him looked more of an idiot. Atheists are stupid cause they think for themselves? and They don't believe certain things cause they have come to the conclusion that a lot of the religious stuff does not hold water and it really does not hold water.
If one hasn't learned anything it's definitely Glenn. He stresses that we "hate God" and "hate Jesus". First of all you can't hate something that you know doesn't exists. Secondly, I believe in some kind of God but not in his sociopathic version of a God and my Jesus is a whole lot wiser than his. Thirdly, hate only damages the hater and not the target unless it's done in physical confrontation which is always wrong. I think Jesus talked about this, but Glenn rather sticks to the Old Testament.
I hear ya! Glen, go ahead and walk into my sister's house unannounced, pontificating spew sucker, and see who shows up to save your soul then. Hoo-ah.
Pitch-perfect! This is pure genious! I can't even write a comment. This is one of the best comedies I've seen in quite some time. He's so full of hot air, that the helium voice matches perfectly. Bravo. Masterpiece.
what a joyful sin...
alador2212 1 year ago
Hey, I know someone who sounds like you. His name is Fred, he's a famous YouTube celebrity. I watched his videos.
dafranx 2 years ago 2
Glenn is back!
Glenn is back!
And he even has his old MerryNutter LardJebus user name!!!
JWinCT 2 years ago 2
His ozone generators must also produce helium.
Maybe he should open his doors and windows,and let some of that NY smog go through.Maybe not.Those gasses might cause an explosion.Don't want to lose Glenn,and his
crazy rants.
tnkkyle 3 years ago 2
Imagine there really were some extraterrestrial life out there.
They travel in their crafts for eons and for many many light years........EVENTUALLY ending up in our solar system, coming up to our planet...
They land in the Bay Bridge area of Brooklyn, and THE FIRST HUMAN BEING THEY EVER ENCOUNTER IS GLENN REBENSTORF!!!!
(how fast do you think they'd head their rear ends back to their own part of the universe, and when giving a report to their leaders, say, "We don't know WHAT we found"!)
JWinCT 3 years ago 2
Who is he talking to/about at 3:30?
kalfjak 3 years ago
If you think about it, this is really sad. Imagine being such a venomous hatefilled person that you spout off ridiculous things and a whole community of people have no choice but to ridicule you. He must be miserable. What a sad, sad man.
mogulwraith 3 years ago
Very true, it's really tragic. I think he is even worse brainwashed than an islamic child soldier, he would kill for his fictional bullcrap beliefs.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
This is so funny. I almost choked on my ham rolls when I saw this.
junk007stock 3 years ago 3
I could hardly put my nail polish on.
fonna 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA.....this is brilliant. Glen the Nutjob. I am a very proud heathen (Heathen = person with the ability to think). Watch the Edward Current Video posts he is extremely funny.
baaser900 3 years ago 3
LOL that Glen. Good times, good times.
abc123jan 3 years ago 2
I just had to come back for one more look. Too funny!!!!
mrowepat 3 years ago 3
I come here quite a lot it is good, love the God bless you at the beginning with that big insincere smile.
DiverforPort 3 years ago 4
You are nothing but a stupid Youboob whore that needs Jesus to break your teeth in!!!
GO TO FUCKING HELL YOU HEATHEN!!!!
MaranathaIordJesus 3 years ago 3
Too bad Jesus does not exist Mr. Wifebeater.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
Yeah, well Jesus told me that I'm allowed to beat my wife up AND JESUS IS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!!! SO THERE!!!
MaranathaIordJesus 3 years ago 3
Don't you mean, your choirboy?
Jneil1976 3 years ago 2
A JW told me once God would smash out my teeth, this guy actually has Glenn's personality right, I can see why you were almost fooled.
DiverforPort 3 years ago 2
I think this person is a Glenn impersonator.
mrowepat 3 years ago
LOL!!
Hertz Donut, Glen?!
Come to the true worship, Glenn, and stop your hatred.
JWinCT 3 years ago 2
Glenn where are you? We miss you come back to rant at us please.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
hahah this is great
johuth 3 years ago
Now I can type again...
Glenn's problem:
"loving you will not make you a Christian"
He's right. But why should that bother him? A sincere Christian loves because its the right thing to do, not to "make" you do anything.
He thinks to be a Christian(good person?) he has to make people do stuff, and it just ain't so. This explains his frustration on Youtube. He's faced with overwhelming, crushing evidence he can't make people do anything here.
Bet he has no friends, Christian or otherwise.
seraph2211 3 years ago 3
Yep I have said pretty much the same thing as you, with him it does not matter how good a person is, if they are an atheist they will rot in hell. How he is though if that is a good Christian I'd rather stay as I am, atheists are far more friendly.
DiverforPort 3 years ago 4
OMG LOL!!! Remember we all sound hilarious sped up, but God(or no God) this is hilarious!!!!
Ow, my sides have split...
seraph2211 3 years ago 3
It's not sped up, it's just high pitched, which makes it even funnier.
TheImpaler87 3 years ago
Does he live in a basement? How sad.
mrowepat 3 years ago
I think he does, we joke it's his mothers basement(or sisters) some of his video's look very untidy in the background, sometimes you can see an ironing board. I notice things like that, it's the ADD.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
Between the messy ironing board, that old couch,the dishtowel curtain, the nappy carpet and the stained ceiling.......hasn't changed in two years!! Neither has that brain cell fired any sparks.
Yep, Glenn's a progresive character alright.
You'd think with that new job of his, we'd see a plasma tv and a new sofa.
fonna 3 years ago
....or at least a change of "dish towel".
Hey we can call him "Towelie" XD!
fonna 3 years ago
LOL. I notice he films the video's where he is on the couch quite high, I am wondering if the couch has a bunch of clothes on it and looks to untidy to film.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
I never thought of that.
You know, cleaning up the house is a "woman's job" along with making the dinners, and, doing the laundry..... in his mind, I guess, it wouldn't be Christian of him, or "manly" to tidy up or make something in the kitch.
fonna 3 years ago
Glenn is a chauvinist pig, he I am sure has the attitude a woman should be barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.
DiverforPort 3 years ago 2
Of course, they should be silent , too, just like it says in the his Bibble!
Well, hell, us women definitely don't fit in, ...and I'm GLAD!
fonna 3 years ago
Where is that guy that calls the Bible the Bibble have not seen him around lately.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
Idk. It's okay. Glenn probably forgot his password on that sock account.
fonna 3 years ago 3
That was Gabriel. He committed suicide because Gelding Rippemoff, Todd Beazlebub et al wouldn't listen to his plight.
coralarch 3 years ago
Yes, Fonna, Gelding needs a woman, but of what species?
coralarch 3 years ago 3
Welp, that'll do before I go to work.
This is better than a cup of coffee!
fonna 3 years ago
I love the first line "God bless you" Glenn looks so kind and sweet for just a second or two.
DiverforPort 3 years ago 3
Sunrise did a great job for sure, if I am feeling fed up this video will make me smile everytime, it almost hurts my ears, I can't have the sound up too high. I'd like to see Glenn's comments. I will keep checking on that.
DiverforPort 3 years ago 2
I can watch this video again and again and again and again.
TheImpaler87 3 years ago 4
Me , too.
I'm playing it at my Christmas Party.
XD!!
fonna 3 years ago 4
This is hilarious!! What a lovely xian, walking the walk, being a perfect witness. There are so many examples, but I love his xian love around 5.08 ... "Well, up your ass, and may it be permanently stuck up there and may it go back up the ass where it came from."
LS57 3 years ago 2
I am still waiting for Glenn to respond to this maybe he won't give us the pleasure.
DiverforPort 3 years ago 2
This is now my #1 favorite video in the history of mankind!!
PLEEEEAAAAASSSEEEE make more!!
They're a riot!!!
JWinCT 3 years ago 4
Heh heh hee hee haa haa ha ha ha haaaa!!
Very funny video!!
Welcome to...."Chipmunk Glenn"!!!
JWinCT 3 years ago
Glen sounds like he caught a bad case of jock itch in the video, lol. Honestly though, he's much more entertaining this way. Glen is a fine example of what happens when reality takes a break after reading ancient fairy tales. Lol, divinely inspired my dick!
fywacia 3 years ago
Sunrise....you are aMAZing!
XD!!
I'll give it at least 2-4 months before he notices this. Glenn is a little "not up to speed"...
fonna 3 years ago
Yes, Sunrise -- amazing! Thank you. "Again and again and again and again and again ..." LOL
LS57 3 years ago 3
I am just waiting for Glenn's comment. He probably will not check this video out till tomorrow night after he's been to church.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
I don't think he goes to church, he was speaking against going to church in one of his videos. He likes to make his own interpretation of the bible and come on youtube to spew his nonsense, and pick fights with other people.
TheImpaler87 3 years ago 2
I must have missed that video, well I can believe that, I can see him getting into some kind of argument with the Pope if he did not share his view. As I have said before I have nothing against anyone with Christian religious views, but these fundies who judge and tell certain people they will rot in hell is the ones I like to annoy.
DiverforPort 3 years ago 2
'...these fundies who judge and tell certain people they will rot in hell is the ones I like to annoy."
I'll say!!
fonna 3 years ago 2
You've nailed his WHOLE mindset in a nutshell! Very good!!!!!!!!
JWinCT 3 years ago 2
LMAO, the voice filter is so funny!
TheImpaler87 3 years ago
I predict that this video will make Glenn very angry.
VenonnFangX 3 years ago
He will probably shit a swingset.. and then call it a moron...
SofaKingLoaded 3 years ago
One of these days steam is going to come out his ears. I can see it now. Should Christians hate? I thought that was a sin.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
You see, no one really knows what's a sin and what's not, above all fundamentalists don't take it that serious. Glenn said that God understands him but in turn his God is so incompetent that he doesn't understand everyone else and throws them into hell.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
LOL! and I thought I was philosophical, I had never looked at it from that point of view before, Glenn does come across like that though now I think about it. Yes Venonn Glenn is going to be very angry.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
Glenn "The Chipmunk" Reb fundie
CoolAtheist 3 years ago
Here are some comments from eopinions about Glenn's garbage: My son COULD NOT QUIT coughing after we had the machine in our house for 3 days. When we were out of the house, he was fine.
after running the unit for 2 days, my son was having to use his inhaler, and my daughter had to use her inhaler after 3 days. They were both having the early symptoms of an asthma attack. By the third day, I also had some chest pain, and I don't have respiratory problems.
gonjamon99 3 years ago 2
I also send him a customer review of an old woman that couldn't quit coughing once the machine ran. He just wrote me back "I didn't even read your shit". Then he send me another message back saying that they probably didn't know how to configure them and that the machine was adjusted too high. That only means that those things can be in fact dangerous.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
SunriseSucks, and they know it. The manual tells you that you should vacate the premises when the thing is on--especially at a high setting.
gonjamon99 3 years ago 2
Can you post comments on his EchoQuest profile here at YT? Or does he disable comments there too? He is not an honest person is he? There is one commandment broken, I'd class that as a lie.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
He closed his PureAirSolution account a while back. And yes, you couldn't comment on there too. He fears critics more than anything else.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
He didn't monitored some old videos back then so if you where lucky you could still post comments but as I remember the channel was censored short after this.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
DivertforPort, using my VennomFangX account, I posted a comment on the videos on his PureAirSolution channel--which he closed down--a comment mentioning the EPA, the California Air Resource board and the Consumer Report magazine. I told SnerdWilliams about this, as well. Glenn deleted my comments, sent angry msgs to VnnFX and later posted two stupid videos. One of those laughable videos is on the itsaboutglenn channel.
gonjamon99 3 years ago
...hmm, maybe the comment only mentioned the California Air Resource board--I forget; it was a long time ago.
gonjamon99 3 years ago
He says that they passed dozens of medical questions and that the American Lung Association buys many of their units. What idiots are they to get this poisonous machines into patient's rooms? This reminds me of the corrupt guys that approved Aspartame (a dangerous exciter toxin) as a sweetner.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
Well that sounds like him, he sure is going to be mad when he see's this.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
I wonder how well his EcoQuest Jesus-based ozone generation business is going. EcoQuest members sell the air poisoners for 700 USD, but you can find them on ebay for around 300 USD--probably former failed EcoQuest suckers are trying to get rid of their crap.
gonjamon99 3 years ago 2
No wonder. "Jesus" and "science" never go along well.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
Yup, EcoQuest is supposedly a 'Christian' MLM.
gonjamon99 3 years ago 2
HOLY SHIT! LITERALLY.
Jneil1976 3 years ago
LOL! Indeed. Blessed be the mental alcatraz of holy s-crap-ture.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
I would love to be a fly on the wall when Glenn see's this! What's bad is this video does not lie he pulled all those dumb faces, it has made him looked more of an idiot. Atheists are stupid cause they think for themselves? and They don't believe certain things cause they have come to the conclusion that a lot of the religious stuff does not hold water and it really does not hold water.
DiverforPort 3 years ago
If one hasn't learned anything it's definitely Glenn. He stresses that we "hate God" and "hate Jesus". First of all you can't hate something that you know doesn't exists. Secondly, I believe in some kind of God but not in his sociopathic version of a God and my Jesus is a whole lot wiser than his. Thirdly, hate only damages the hater and not the target unless it's done in physical confrontation which is always wrong. I think Jesus talked about this, but Glenn rather sticks to the Old Testament.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
Well said. This video made me laugh it is the best one yet!
DiverforPort 3 years ago
Thank you, a little voice modulation works wonders :)
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
3:49..."I guess maybe I was a bit overbearing in those emails".........ya think? OMG this is just too funny:):):)
Jneil1976 3 years ago 2
I tell ya.. those emails are nothing in comparison to his trespassing habits lol
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
I hear ya! Glen, go ahead and walk into my sister's house unannounced, pontificating spew sucker, and see who shows up to save your soul then. Hoo-ah.
Jneil1976 3 years ago
If I where that woman he stalks I would get a gun. Seriously, this guy is a time bomb.
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
Pitch-perfect! This is pure genious! I can't even write a comment. This is one of the best comedies I've seen in quite some time. He's so full of hot air, that the helium voice matches perfectly. Bravo. Masterpiece.
Jneil1976 3 years ago
Thank you Jneil, this is exactly what I intended the pitch to represent. He's nothing but a choleric airhead!
SunriseSucks 3 years ago
OMG LMAO!!! That is very well done!
DiverforPort 3 years ago
I found 5:45 especially hilarious, he doesn't understand a thing about the big bang theory. What in the world is BNA, QNA and BlabalNA?!
SunriseSucks 3 years ago