I Got Small Equipment (Corey Sweeney)

[JertBalls]

Nice beat.

[AlienComedian]

I had seen this Corey. Nice job-

[Christian4802]

makes me -----ing think he'll pull of his pants and his ---- is as big as a needle xD

[NoNiceNamesLeft]

damn, that was way better than i expected. lyrics are amazingly brilliant.

rapping skills are very good too.

this is better than jon la joie.

[wildguks]

@NoNiceNamesLeft we can't say thanks enough!

[flooblet]

@wildguks well, obviously you have some real legit talent and just plain funny vids, so I would maybe just ask people to check it out in the coments of like Charlie bit my finger or something ;-)

[AKgunplay]

fucking funny dude.

[wildguks]

@AKgunplay thx very much!

[flooblet]

Yo, this was good, but don't spam in ur vids

[wildguks]

@flooblet yeah... sorry. you have any suggestions on gettin the video more views?

[ryancsmith2003]

That's some good stuff "muh fuk"

[pcflhrt]

this song is now stuck in my head...too funny

[vrymtl]

Good Job ;-)

P.S

I'm Fxxing SMALL JAP

[Trixsem]

66 people have small equipment

[Goldyman1212]

this was surprisingly good.

[whymikeisok]

awesomeness. that's all i can say. "can't afford any special effects". awesomeness.

[neverthink96]

Asian can rap

[tonyschneider1977]

If you don't think this is funny....you suck!

[pardis1989]

he looks just like justin bieber!! lol and sounds the same

[Mindofownz]

Inspirational Star Music Montage FT. Kobe.Muhammad Ali, etc

~Check this one out till end / has good music

Comment on what you think about it

The video includes Kobe, Muhammad Ali, 300 scene, and Ronaldo

This one should be spread to everyone!

[funnymatt]

Haha- very funny stuff.

[TheKcronauer]

i like how you used so many similies and metaphors to compare your 'small equipment' ahaha definitely funny!

[crystallil1dawn]

props!!!! loved it...ill play with your small equipment hehe

[CrimsonRebelGhost94]

LMAO god this made me laugh so hard xD

[ZachDC]

my boy from Laos is the envy of Blacks and Italians .. sooooo maybe you need to try the spices in Vientiane!! YUMMY

[FOfox05]

my friend you got balls and dont mind the size ............... lol

YOUR BRAVE no trolling ^^

[poopaholictar]

this is hilarious

[whotookmynickkokokai]

squeee pamela...

[semiLivedj]

hey asian dude,Rap is out! you gotta rock out with your cock out!

[THExIRISHxKID]

lol

[Lennardt]

Great stuff

[lugented]

the ending is the best....crickets lol

[phatgoat007]

hes prob hung like horse!!

[larvagedigdem]

ahahaha its small cuz u r what u eat! nice try to make excuses lol i think u should water it more lol anyways funny video tho and not every asian is small im just sayin

[fj6474]

is this Corey from Havelock?????

[hollywoodsaint57]

I laughed like it was 1999....

[wildguks]

We thank u! Didn't realize that people were still hittin this video up.

[hollywoodsaint57]

@wildguks

this video was great....my favorite part is when that chick said she smokes cigars not cigarette....I loved it..you guys did a great job! have you seen the video called "brow down" with psycho mike from KROQ 106.7fm making fun of armenians in Glendale, Ca & "the douche bag anthem" is good too...but I think this one was the best so far...Im still laughing...peace bro!!

[roguelol]

whos the fag that's giving thumbs down for all positive comments?

[xiaolib]

Asians can rap.

[cjcogswell]

Fantastic, funny, wow!

[ofulee]

i give u five! ^_^

[kingchocolate1]

The black guy in the bathroom is talented.

[outsider628]

Lmao!! nice

[DriveInComedy]

nice vid ^^

5*

[eurodestination]

v good. never had any complaints personally.

[12damon]

nice

[SlipperyShitTuesdays]

Ha Very funny 5*

[TheGameRanter]

2** no Just Kidding 5*****

[theking2217]

haha nice

[zeawsome]

5*****

[randomtv02]

wow you guys are good!!! nice job 5*****

[DJECell]

lmaoo dudee this video is soo funny

ill put it on my favs for sure

keep it up

[icool247]

a rice grain is the size of an asian's meat PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[LiveFreelyKJ]

haha very funny :] I'll 5 it :D

[robertisaistrujillo]

Nice..

[CrusaderBeach]

Cool vid :)

[Iheartcoca13]

lmao this is hilarious.

[LetsbePhamous]

5/5 stars. greaat rap, ahaha.

[UniQuEclectics]

lol!! :D 5/5 This is hilarious! This vid should have over 100,000 views <3

lol :D "Auditioned for porn, they looked at me and said "next" you know we can't afford any special effects."

LOL!! 1:16

haha :D Great job <3

[ProductionsGangBang]

great haha

[smikis159]

nice

[Noone94x]

wuajajajajajaja!!!! nice man

[MrPimpscarface]

wtf is this

[Teyethegreat]

very good..

[bread321321321]

nice man it sick

[cjcogswell]

Fantastic, you have tallent.

[XAdam21]

awesome, keep up the good work 5 stars :D

[PismoBeach]

Amusing - and well done.

Worth all five stars.

[mageguide]

nice video

5 stars!!!

[StigsComedy]

AWESOME club DJ's and radio stations should put this on there play list.

[pichucorn]

haha, this is awesome! I give it 5 stars.

[lasmarcosv]

haha nice!

[crazymanny14]

awesome video. I gave it five stars

[trentheroisback]

I give it 5 stars

[Skortez]

Awesome 5*

[CreedOfHeresy]

*applauds* Original, funny, and shows you're able to laugh at yourself without batting an eyelash. Y'all got talent!

[qyeendom]

Congrats on being featured

[Aacis]

hahahaha its good you guys accept it

[romeroremor]

"blame the rice for our meat" HAHAHAHAHA but you know this is a darn paradox because if asian equipment is that small how the hell is china so overpopulated?

[jeremyschappert]

I don't think small means sterile.

[CliffordSmithMethod]

5 *

[kingster1978]

Dis some silly shit lol, my homie smashed it. You get 5 all day great vid 5starz family.

[44147TV]

5 ;)

[MasterFelix100]

Awesome video 5/5

[desertrose1972]

this is the best ;) 5*

[0oMaDyo0]

wondeful creation, keep it up

[13neirad]

hahahaha love your face at 2:22

[jembals]

i don't see why anyone should be angry about this, especially since it's starring an asian guy. it's a man showcasing what his race is known for. take a look at hip hop, it's black people showcasing what their race is stereotypically known for.

/end sarcasm

but please, take my point into account. lol

[cjcogswell]

Funny.

[buffetjackson]

we can do a remix you know fat people got small equipment but i have to tell the ladies if you want more lift the belly up

[storysayer26]

HAHAHHAA, funny as heck. Yo you got small equipment. Its smalllllll!

[Cadmuss]

lol if anyone's insulted by this, they probably do have small equipment. pretty funny stuff

[mikeycomputer]

That's funny. With a capital "F."

[MorderX13]

Haha, funny. For the people who don't understand wit and sarcasm, shut up.

[lonerayven]

funny.

[PepsiSh0tproductions]

lmao. this song finally let the world know the truth about asians.

[robertwysay]

insulting.

[YoYoknots]

i...cant...breathe too funny rofl asians! awesome work

[cleftoo]

lol funnny

[fawks311]

that was kinda funny...You had a few of funny line in your rap

[sley2005]

hahahahahaha lol you funny man

[FerrariSorry]

smh @ cryin cause you got a baby dick

i bet this shit is fake >=D

[GoochShow]

LMDO! (laugh my dick off)

[Lady000manson]

OMG XD

[freakxwithxaxpen]

hahahahahah wtf haha thats fuckin great dude

[blackpinoyeagle]

lmao that was hilarious

[TallGirlAli1]

Funny, crazy! LMAO

[daLiLman1]

funny shit

[RPDSurvivor]

10/10 xD

[mrslillulu]

LOL!!! Great!! Way to go HGP and Angry Asian.

[lucasa666]

If u have small Equipament put your hands in air xDDD

[JamesGermano]

Cialis baby it's the shiznik

[dicemankeith]

Very funny. Share this with your Asian friends people. And if you are Asian, don't hate- This is 1 dude's story

[WarriorMisanthrope]

LOL. Dude, amazing rapping AND comedy skills. 5 stars from me. <3

[StigsComedy]

This Rocks Got to be the funniest Rap song ever. People dont get caught singing this out loud.

[Rickydcside]

funny. Good thing I'm half. Thats not a problem for me

[neojerrod]

Haha. Not bad man.

[brocatbro]

Hilarious! Funny as fuck.

-Sean Haines

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[KrazyKain]

that was hillarious...

[bgleib]

funny vid man. -ben gleib

[kisftw]

You are ruining asians for everyone.

[punkguitar13]

LOL xD

[seriouscomedy4u]

Nicely done. Nice quality. Fuckin hilarious.

[pstieger1]

Awesome Bro!!! I put it on my facebook too=) good job.

[asskickerfoo]

SMALL EQUIPMENT

[HungaryHungryHitler]

make more videos, this was great!

[1994kman]

hahah fukin funny mann

[Alblint]

Funny stuff man. Keep up the good work.

[Mwolfpack02]

I'm gonna post the link on my twitter page, hopefully it will grab a few more looks that way! (From Mark)

[metronome087]

u killed it.

[funnykeithlyle]

Funny! This is a really well made video.

[gregorybehrendt]

HA!!!

[marshman721]

nice job!

[raybreezy]

Boy, you done lost your mind!

[happyworld1000]

Never laughed so hard in my life. That was tooooo funny.

[JLJLOL]

Solid rhymes

[Blastgrinder]

"Put your hands in the air" Now thats funny

[thachosenone32]

It is so not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean and the thoroughness of the 4 play!

[WilliamStenner]

his is really funny. Great JOB!!!!

[TehJeY]

XDD

[Crow667]

haha xD

[theTwoBadBallaz]

lol low amount of veiws, should be higher

[Aviv36]

nice rapping!

[KTTatara]

HAHAHAHAHA. Always love a funny rap. Good thing I'm half white!

[moniquessbbw]

Great job :)

[MrDustandechoes]

LOL

[Superrightwingguy]

might have to do another remix

[lewinc]

good job, funny video

[craxter28]

I got small equipment too!

[nyshortyk15]

hey corey, that was actually pretty good, directing job was also good. keep it up, if you can.

[Rnovie]

Funny Stuff!

[mjherby]

I don't get it....do you have a small dick?

[dgrace51]

Who filmed it?

I gotta call me some Derrick!

Except location background issues - the desert's just not good on film - watch CSI - that ain't here - the film quality was very impressive - effects - i like the possibilities and the knowledge of how to do so - sold - i'd use the production company in a heartbeat

[ComicBooya]

Good Job homie

[tunajacksonnc]

Great job. Man that was funny as crap.

[jchrisnewberg]

nice!

[jbuloke]

Corey its about time you got this shit out!!!! Kick ass bra!!

[Brooketuf]

Good Job K MAFIA!

Can't wait to see your show on Friday!

-Ryan and Lena

[jspecek9]

Yeah!!!! Small equipment represent!!!

Sean K

[Curlupndyesalon]

Great video and song Corey,,, and Derrik did great job as well with directing and editing !!!!

Cheers

Davyo

[motor19jeep]

Good stuff Corey!

[seniorosita]

that was hilarious korey! xoxo ROSIE

[FullyAutoMathmatics]

well done dude