Welcome To Runcorn

[Nathey15]

The problem with Runcorn, Warrington and Widnes is not the place, but the people in it. Half of you can't even spell Runcorn - no wonder we have the highest teenage pregnancy rate in the North of the UK - you all seem to think the more kids you have the more dole you get.

Besides I know who wrote this song - he is from Runcorn and it's just a fucking song. There are still some normal people here but not many... The only right this about Runcorn is the M56 out of here...

[Bieber1234567Justin]

This is actually really true, i live in runcorn and i love it, im not one of the kids that do drugs, im never gonna move.

[LeeMansonEG]

The 6 dislikes are probably off Gaz, Jonny, Monica, Janet, Louise and Tim

[kickboy65]

I miss runcorn

[Jordan2Rules]

you sound like a 15 year old from widness.

[TherymasterWidnes]

@Jordan2Rules 1 'S' in Widnes you thick twat!

[Jordan2Rules]

@TherymasterWidnes a comment from 2 months ago and ur mad, your the thick twat, you arrogant prick. 

[andyscotger]

Welcome To Runcorn

[LeslieRobinson97]

Plus ICI Has Nothing Much Important Innit Anymore So.............

[LeslieRobinson97]

LOL This Song Can Be Made For Thousands Of Places :L

[liammanutd2010]

Welcome to home we are not all druggies but most of us are my first needle was 15 or 16

[theniceguytv]

I once got shot in Runcorn!!

[stupidcat28]

Fair enough, I'm a Runcornian, I agree with this son, But I love this place, it's a shithole, but that makes you appereciate everything, a man came up to me yesterday and told me 'That was a lovely hug' And walked off *Id just hugged a friend* It made me smile for ages :)

[123josh123allan123]

rite wolly back you ...

[deanrednosepitt]

you who sings this song sounds like a pie eater bad meat and tatoe frodsham full of inter bred smack heads

[blade112233445566]

nothin wrong with runcorn at all best ever ever i grew up there i would never change it ever proud off were i grew up go ed runcorn

[bradley10lfc]

i live in widnes an it full of smak eds and ded scruffy its horrible butwe can av sum fukn brill time

[peterhesketh75]

runcorns a shithole and so is widnes

[jackellis1998]

okay runcorn isn'tthe best place but it is better than liverpool and warrigton... not so much frodgim :p

[kieran2010lol]

ya ma stinks

[livelikejackandsally]

happy to say I live in Frodsham :D

like the song though

[thehoff1982]

i grew up in runcorn - trust me its shit!

[pablolfcmad]

Wtf 1:38 is warrington golden sq and 1:39 is Liverpool the docks!

[MikeZar]

@pablolfcmad ....as referenced in the song

[MrEverton17]

such a beautiful place which is..... FULL OF PLASSY SCOUSERS

[sammy3417]

@MrEverton17 What and being a scouser is something to bragg about is it? Liverpool is a shithole anyway....

[cashfan123]

fucking class tune bruv well in kidah MUFC  peace

[geofflorimer]

hey, i'm carlisle lad now, i'll steal your car.. i'm red admiral lad you know. ask malc', he remembers me.

god bless runcorn. you can take the man out of.... etc

[geofflorimer]

im an ex runcornian, still gr8 place, red admiral, top boozer

[charlieasp]

The video's not far from the truth however when I move from Huyton to Runcorn my house insurance went down by 2/3 and my car insurance down by a half! As bad as Runcorn is the insurance companies think its less bad than Liverpool! Sorry

[northernmonkeymercen]

Good as Gold!

[roblfc123]

fuckin hell! Widnes people are green? Runcorn is the one with the fuckin chemical plant not widnes! atleast widnes is habitable unlike runcorn! the one good thing runcorn has is a road leading out of it! and the bridge needs to be blown up coz the only reason y i cross it is to go thru runcorn and come out the utha side, Runcorn, therefore is just an obsticle of life!

[liverbird97]

Thats not that true at all because everyone has good and bad parts so you might as well shut up and you probably dont even live here

[liamopia]

@liverbird97 He is from Runcorn

[peacefashionlove]

most of this is true.

but I LOVE RUNCORN!

and soo does alot of people.

[Lordedargon]

lived here all my life, and yes there are chavs, yes there are a drugs, and yes! the chemicals in the air will one day kill me, but its home, ive got loads of good memories

[andyscotger]

my childhood is set in runcorn and to me runcorn is the best place in the world and i wouldn,t change a thing but i once and a while go on holiday i lived in the best place ever but not anymore

[adamm2534]

its shit belive me

[streetramp123]

i live in runcorn it suks but widness is still so much better

[BobKaz37]

saw james shelley out of the coral the other day going into frailers...was gonna say " buy your vintage guitar and run.run like the wind outta this cultral void lol..ps the owners of frailers are miseryable stuck up there own arse cunts fyi.lol

[BobKaz37]

to many teen trackie wearin wannabe chavs....puttin on a fake scouse accents,eating runcorn tapas."sayers pies"..as for the adults..utter cunts most of them..hanging round outside there homes drinkin,spitting and giving out dirty looks and random bullshit...utter shithole..ps..im glad to be back...>>>>>jus 15 miles over a big bridge.get abit of culture down you.lol

[antoHlfc]

Atleast were not it widnes haha

[emokidinlove4life]

this is so true lol runcon is lke tht i bloody hate it here lol great vid

[mrfuckyeahbitches]

i live in runcorn and its all fucking true haha

[jay1993r]

errrr its betta than widnes does that song say, runcorn is just a bunch of roads hahahaha Widnes shits on Runcorn n thats sayin sumthin

[benwashere1234]

nice song i don't know where runcorn is but i lked it

[Renton1q]

its 15-20 min away from Liverpool (ish)

[avisracer]

more like 5 mins walk there if yh wanted

[Txwad]

Absolutlely Brill, i grew up in runny and tried too explain it it to my Aussie family, but couldnt get the whole Runcorn PLASTIC scouser across to them until i showed them this vid :)

[BobKaz37]

ban track suits and sayers..lol..a free tibetian hats off chavs..runcorn is a cultural wasteland

[slimkim89]

lol the girls description XD

to many slags in runcorn!

Murdishaw laaaa!

[coolkill96]

LOL you think runcorns bad it was so cold last week i acually seen a scousers hands in his own pockets :D

[Yurg24]

haha luv it

[JennaFrawg]

This is hilarious! Well done sir.

[XxXxXbecky]

excuse me whats wrong with the grange school ?!?

[nickluvzr1]

whats right with it? lmao jokes

[cadwern]

hell is trying to get from rucnorn bus staion to halton lea shopping centre on foot!!!!

[dodont1991]

no it isnt

[ZOEDMINX]

100% accurate havin lived there for many yrs myself totally agree with everythin u singin about

[wallisfutunaduck]

looking forward to my vacation in runcorn!!! we do NOT steal petrol

[e02bf081]

Dear Runcorn Idiots,

I lived in Runcorn for a few months. The lyrics of the song are accurate. Runcorn is an abomination of a town. The only people who defend it are in fact inbred natives, and consequently wouldn't know any better. Having said that, the entire north of England is an absolute dump.

[nickluvzr1]

dear sir,

i've lived in runcorn for the best part of 17 years....you've seriously no idea how bad it actually is!

[JayLFC13]

shut up ya wanker i live in runcorn n u startin lad

[e02bf081]

i am yeah. but you're from runcorn so u must be deformed in some way. so ill let u off.

[MiikeDante]

Wow, Owned :)

[1234fazz]

chads rocks heath slags

[chadzgurl96]

i live in runcorn and always have and its really not as abd as yuur sayin it is atall yerr theres some bad things happened but we do not steal petrol not every teenage girl gets preganant and the only teenage girls that get pregnant are the ones that go to abd schools like the grange so its not that bad

[DanyelCarterx]

i live in runcorn, i duno were use people get of because its not even that bad !

[Piglet95fi]

what the hell have you got against runcorn you get slappers and druggies werever you go and im sure that where you live is exactly how you described runcorn, it has a reputation because of people like you badmouthing it all the time. i wouldnt change runcorn for the world and i certainly wouldnt make such a naff video telling LIES about runorn

[claytonbmate]

scum widnes is better

[cashfan123]

is it haha the problem there is that it fukin stinks haha

[dontaskmenoob]

runcorn scum bags

[EveEtienne]

runcorn isnt that bad, everyone makes out its rubbish, runcorn has some of the bestest schools and everything, and only SCOUSERS who move to runcorn cause the crime and do drugs!

[Fluxxxxxxxxxx]

Runcorn is a shithole. You just completely ruined what you said by saying 'bestest' reffering to the education.

All my mates from Runcorn go schools in Chester or Helsby.

Get the point?

[EveEtienne]

Thats not in runcorn tho, so get your facts straight?!

[mrshushie]

What are you saying? Don't you know that NOTHING is EVER a scouser's fault?

[LindseyHabibi]

Totally.  Two words to some up the problem with Runcorn: Scouse infestation!

[LindseyHabibi]

*sum up.

[EveEtienne]

excuse me ... im nt scouse so sort ur facts out! >:(

[LindseyHabibi]

Didn't say you were. In fact I was agreeing with your point.

[robbsta102]

my cousin sang dat song no joke!

[elatesword4xboxlive]

but runcorn hills just fun

[antjone]

Excellent idea. Deceptively simple song & I liked the visuals. Very effective.

I have a relative from around those parts who really hates Scousers. I never had the heart to say that anyone from >30 miles away would think he was a Scouser too.

Talk of "Wool-ies" reminds me of the fury that anyone from Liverpool would erupt into if you admitted to not being from Liverpool.

And what's so bad about wearing wool? How can such a great city save their greatest contempt for natural fibres?

[northernmonkeymercen]

Definition of a Woollyback:

A person who moves from a city to a town.

So all the people who moved to Runcorn from Liverpool are Wools.

All the kids who think they're scouse probably have Wool parents.

Sorry peeps, the truth hurts, accept it and move on.

[sammy3417]

What hurts? I would rarther be from Runcorn and call myself a wool! Liverpool is a bigger shit hole, and by that I mean it's nothing to boast about is it? Smack heads, Gun crime, Robbery, And plastic fucking gansters who snort coke, and blagg about the old days at the 051! All my family are from the shit hole so whats your point? So go and scratch on at the dole, with your skinhead and berghaus, classic,and 3 stripes... Mong

[GARY171064]

Runcorn would be ok if they bombed the plastic-scouser overspill estates...the most fake and repulsive accent on the planet...

[woodyisace]

this is awsome true and funny, how dare you slag widnes.:)

[SlaveToThePower]

can't really say this video is wrong... darth perv is even probably around somewhere! :s

[legsie2004]

I grew up there and this is so true, i was glad to get the fuck outta there.

[Mewx12]

Oh my god! It's my whole life in Runcorn in over 2 minutes!

[liltommyere2k8]

n plus u all get bullied by widnes ya victims

n u put on da worst scouse accent eva ya WOOLS

[princessdemps]

eeeeeeeeeeeeee!! widnes. . . the word even smell!!! hahhaahah!!!

[liltommyere2k8]

haha is right

ya dirty lil wools

[Elsa078]

i lived in runcorn yeah some bits arent so good buts it not that bad honest :L

[rwilliams2k8]

i recon ur a fukin wid n stink of cheesy shit ya rat

[merseysalmon]

Runcorn is steeped in history, mustard gas was made there on wigg island, two covered landfill site on Runcorn hill, employment- no tugs, docks wound down and ICI on skeleton staff, the only jobs are in second hand and charity shops, sorry mate, wake up and smell the coffee.

[Drbigkev]

Ha ha fab video, that is so Runcorn!

75% full of chavs! lol

[z0nedeath]

runcorns crap! i live there

[chaniyer]

Runcorn is a complete shithole, hence all the "mum's" around there are about 12.

[dyslexicdyslexia]

This video is so true of Runcorn, I grown up in Runcorn, well there and Warrington and you have to have a chuckle about it. Yes some parts of the area are rough but it adds up a typical Runcorn, I don't understand how anyone could be offended by this video, well done my friend!!!

[Fablife2000]

When people talk so badly of Runcorn do they not stop first and think about what they are spouting about.

Yes Runcorn has changed and not in all respects for the better. But thast can be said of most towns throughout the world.

Runcorn has much to offer both in terms of good employment prospects, some lovely area to walk, lovely canals for sailing and fishing,

Good motorway access, some lovely houses both old and new and a town steeped in history

[merseysalmon]

God knows what strength methadone the walk-in clinic has given you, but when your back in the world of the rational, the canals are full of shopping trollies and the good motorway access is so you can get the fuck out of there quickly

[Fablife2000]

merseysalmon - You talk about the methadone which thankfully I do not need as I do not do drugs of any description. However going by your remarks maybe I should ask the same question of you. Have some pride, look further than your nose, Runcorn is steeped in history. A lovely hill to walk around, large companies offering good jobs. Not everything is rosy but Runcorn has much to offer.

[Fablife2000]

Speaking as a person born and bred in Runcorn I find you video most offensive, and certainly it does not portray Runcorn as it is or was. Frankly you should be ashamed of yourself putting such vile rubish on this site

[HermioneGranger02]

I agree with you, I'm from Runcorn it may not be the best place in the world but it is my hometime. It is not full of druggies some people are in certain rough areas but not everywhere. It has many new things now and has attracted good publicity. I have family from Liverpool I am not fake and lots of people I know are not wannabes. Frankily you need to facts straight since times have changed and you should grow up rather than make pathetic videos about my hometown.

[Fablife2000]

Hermione thank you for adding your voice.

Im glad to see im not the old one to stick up for my old home town.

[cheekysamson]

the reason its shit is cos its full of moaning pricks like you singing depressing songs about it. If you dont like it then leave

[Suicidalsweets]

Oh My God Who Sings That Song It Is Well Good!!!

[leemdylan]

All of the people on here who say they are from Runcorn can not spell. What does that tell us?

[SourCookie]

Ha ha.

I'm from Runcorn, well, I grew up there and I'm pretty sure I can spell?

-.- Don't stereotype, please!

[mitsi270gsr]

Fair one.

Ten years ago.

MUFC?

Bloody Manc

[TimeTravelandMan08]

Runcorn is a horrible place to many yobs, thugs, scary kids and baboon adults. Pity really the new town had promise they should never have demolished Southgate (legoland as it was nicknamed) by the Shopping City that was the only interesting place and Runcorn's got a lot worse since then and now the whole place is rough in varying degrees compared to years ago when their was only one or two bad areas. And Southgate was great imaginatively designed houses and different types of people!

[inbetweendjs]

Ha ha the lacoste bit was funny as, yeah Runcorns terriable nothing ever happens think that song capture the essence of the town we love to hate.

[AlexStankevitch]

This song is so true of Runcorn, but it doesnt mention the tossers from Windmill Hill that think their posh.

And Runcorn is no way better that Warrington, even with Orford, Longford, Westy, Latchford and Dallam we still have Wilderspool, Stockton Heath and Appleton which are a bit better :-P

[SlaveToThePower]

excuse me, i live on windmill hill and i don't think i'm "posh" tyvm!! :/

[AlexStankevitch]

Apologies, its just I used to go school in Daresbury years ago, and everyone from there thought that they were something, ever since I went there I found they were just acting a state of denial.

[elatesword4xboxlive]

windmill is the worst fucking place, i got jumped ant night going through there

[StefFannyOMGZ]

god i fucking love this vid.

You've just gotta laugh at the good old town of Runcorn :')

[galactica04]

why?

[atdotslash]

Outstanding. Loved MISSNATALIE223's number 4 on her list: Soon to have a job! Love it.

[EveEtienne]

Haha whatever if youh think runcorns like that take a look at widnes runcorn dont smell thats thats widnes

[MISSNATALIE223]

I'm from Runcorn.

1. Not a chav.

2. 22 and dont have a child.

3. Don't take drugs.

4. Soon to have a new job.

5. I will never be court shoplifting, even from Co Op.

6. I went to school every day unless I was ill.

And 7 its Widnes that smells not Runcorn.

[ben23speed]

u must be a swat

[MISSNATALIE223]

That dont make sense lol

[ben23speed]

nvm

[MISSNATALIE223]

What you fuck dose that meen?

[ben23speed]

nvm = never mind

[MISSNATALIE223]

hahaha ok XP

[galactica04]

You did spell caught wrong so the school didn't do you any good.

Runcorn is a Cheshire town infested with scouse nobshites. It's the scouse thats the problem.

[johnlemmon]

nah it's just full of mancs who wannabe scousers...

[galactica04]

Full of mancs?

Then surely it would be a better place?

Rather than the overspill we do have.

[thephilster10]

ay shut up they aint scouse they are plastic scousers so shut yer gob Nobshite:-P

[galactica04]

Whats good about being either?

[EFC01GJ]

dannym2008  fuckin wool

[daz6200]

excellent still need a video from widnes then thats all the inbreds covered YSB'S

[RetroJack69]

Ha i live in runcorn it dose stuck the song is 100% correct love it =]

[MissRach1]

this video is true lmao runcorn is just the worst .

[freddy1410]

said it all in one great song,,,i got out of that shit hole years ago and it was the best move i ever made,,,,what a shitty place,,,

[paulmac38]

Whats someone from Runcorn doing supporting Man U? traitor

[evertonian2k7]

is this stubbsy from the grange ?

[simook]

cant believe people can get so opinionated over a joke...

[mike2k7chillin]

Runcorn is the shittest place eva lyk i fukin live in ther stuck in her till im lyk 25 lol but BROOKY is aryt so its laffin lol

[fuckingfruitcake]

Is that by stubbsy that went to the heath school left 1993? Checky lad looked a little like Peter kay. Awesome vid spot on, I left and now live in Cambridge, don't cough so much the air is cleaner for sure.

[ben23speed]

runcorn rocks

[LarnaHeston]

Runcorn Is Poo

[joekinney]

why cant some of these people actually take the face that runcorn is a shitheap.

there probly not happy that u made a video about them without givin them free drugs or something, yes, that must be it.

[cookinglard]

Thats cos their all fucking related knob head

[llcoolste]

In however many years of watching Youtube this is the funniest reply I have ever read to any post.

Fucking Hilarious!

[LEANNEEVO]

runcorn may be a shit place to live..but every 1 knows each other thats wot makes it good

[waltonchris]

it's cuz ur all inbred

[MARTMOON234]

gr8 clip m8

[emlyn1020]

i moved out of widnes in 1976..was in warrington in january for a cousins funeral...Drugs...thank fuck me mam got us out of there

[EFC01GJ]

haha when i went to corn on the run wid me mates we robbed the asda and da cars

[dannym2008]

how cool are u. fucking prick

[EFC01GJ]

ye mums a prick

[tashad95]

runcorn 4 eva

[tashad95]

RUNCORN RULES RUNCORN RULES RUNCORN RULES WIDNES WOMPS WIDNES WOMPS WIDNES WOMPS LOL ONLI jokin

[tashad95]

yer u can av the new bridge we will have the old 1 ok

[tashad95]

sorry about that about widnes i geuss i it full wannabe scowsers ere they are not scowsers tho

[assemblerdci]

runcorn is a shitty place!!! full of scouse wannabeeeeeeeeees!! and the bridge is ours and the new 1 will be ok! only thing runcorn is gud for is the cineworld and the 24 hour asda muppets!!!

[tashad95]

castlefields is well bad 4 drugs beware (espeiccly at nite)

[tashad95]

runcorn is well better than toxic smelly widnes we have the bridge just our bridge no 1 elses espieccly not widnes bridge

[tashad95]

runcorn rules (only coz i live there)

[Joshbr2007]

runcorn is better then the widne cunts haha they arw wrst fucking druggies lol fucking stinks there to

[spencedoggydogg]

ppl from elton smoke bone ow cn u call us woppas ha ha elton u fuckin helmut put brooky boys in on youtube n c us do funni things

[eltonboyz]

go ed lad. dat was mint. runcorns full of woppa's. u wannabe scousers. ELTON

[minshull101]

Wannabe scousers! Tha mite be the fact tha familys from Lpool move down here all the time PLUS! Most ppl familys are from LiverPool like myn, so get a fckin grip u soft twat, Elton boys are bad smelly farmers with the worst accent in the world, so ye we mite be scouse wannabe's but ure dad is farmer Giles u fuckin gimp

[DaYNEfc]

dnt mess with the runcorn scousers its not even mersyside woolybks r more scousers than use r an ppl hus famlys r from liverpool move everywere not jus 2 runcorn look at tha girls aloud singer shes scouse as fuk

[LukeR1974]

lmao i live in runcorn this guy know whats hes talking about all ture!

[JessCrue]

im not a wannabe scouser. infact. being a scouser would be my worst nightmare :)

[lum2k7]

fuk off runcorn better than widnes doubt it lad wot good in runcorn ye wannbe scousers so shut up muppits

[JessCrue]

LOL runcorn is a shithole. widnes is too. but i think runcorn is the worst. hence all the "mum's" around there are about 12. and they all go to the shopping shitty and give their children sausage roll's.

Oh, and most people from runcorn live off benefits, and wear chunky gold "jewellery".

widnes is a shithole, and full of scumbags, but it is nice up toards the cronton area, or upton rocks.

and. I love the song!

[minshull101]

You get loadsa girls with kids everywhere, if anywhere LiverPool is the worst coz its bigger so there for is many girls with Kids, U cant jst say Runcorn is just the only place for it coz thats fuckin bullshit, As for the Jewlery hahahaha Yer ok, i live in Runcorn and i dont see any1 like that wot so ever, Widnes is known for it, Widnes id full of tramps who wear shirts with trakies tuked in there socks and roackport on from like when they were 12 so get a fuckin grip u smelly stupid bitch!

[thewasted1]

yeah i cant stick the turd who sings this song...i bet he thinks hes dead good...and has a fan base of other knob socks like him...whats with the blocked up nose thing??...err!..it is indeed like george formby and the arctic monkeys love child...but with out the talent..he is indeed riding on the crest of two pints of lager and a packet of crisps..whitch i must say is now a mere trickle of piss with a pube in it.

[minshull101]

Hahaha, The lad who ever sang this prob lives over the water in the worst place WIDNNII!!! People who are from Liverpool Warrington or Frodsham wud pick Runcorn any fuckin day over Widni so shut ye grid! Alf of Widnes house's r built on tha smelly skip tha u can smell soon as u get of the bridge! And Fashion from like 10 yrs ago, By the way Druggies and chav's everywhere lv, SPECIALY Widni, Widni is fuckin KNOWN for it.. So fuck off