Yeah you forgot to write UP! Haha I can just picture a panda BLOWING itsself in a Crowded street. "ah it's that fucking panda again! Go kick it! That'll teach it not to preform self-sodomy in our town!"
I used to think that Woodpeckers were Jehova's witnesses, until I spotted one with a copy of the Qu'ran under it's little wing and it was flying at high speed towards a 'holy'hock ! : ) chirrupping 'god is great'
I the spirit of bedtime stories let me tell you one too! Will call it Little Francis' bed time story.
Once upon a time, there was gas floating around. But don't ask how it got there. The gas went boom, and then one day all the order and organization you now know appeared. All you are allowed to see is the finished product. No, no one can reproduce any of it but just trust me.
so son you are dust, just like the animals now go lick your ar$e.
"I prefer to stand up and say "I don't know how we got here!""
I have no problem with that. I don't know EXACTLY how we got here either.
"and not teach our kids this nonsense of Gods looking over us!"
I don't think it is nonsense and I have no trouble teaching my kids about God, big bang, evolution, creation, and anything else out there that has some reasonable plausibility.
Once upon a time, there was a big man who lived in the sky. He was really bored, being on his own. So he made big floating balls. On one of those balls, he made things called creatures. Among those creatures, he made two who looked like Mommy and Daddy, but they were very bad, because they talked to a snake!
God said if we are bad, he'll put us in a big place full of fire where we will burn and scream forever! Because God can be really nasty!
I can see that you've had a "Sense Of Humor" bypass operation! Plus, you completely missed the point!
It's about someone saying "That a lovely shade of green" and then someone else saying "That's not green it's red" and then someone else saying "You can't discuss colors on the Sabbath!" and someone else saying "Yes you can, if you put a bag over your head, and take your sandals off!
"I can see that you've had a "Sense Of Humor" bypass operation"
what you didn't think it was funny when I told someone who wants to be like the animals, to be like a dog and lick their ar$e. where is your sense of humor?
typical ATHIEST always wanting to compare us to the animals.
If you want to be like the animals why don't you lick your ar$e like most dogs do?
Yes, humans can be like animals and kill wantonly, but humans also do much good in the face of great obstacles. Please don't focus on the negative, it doesn't do the world much good.!
I take it that you don't put humans in the mammal group then? Perhaps you consider animals lower than humans yet a swift would probably consider a human as a land locked backward creature!
"I take it that you don't put humans in the mammal group then"
that still doesn't mean I want to be like a dog and lick my ar$e. Or be like a lemming and wantonly jump into the sea. Or like a possum and play chicken with cars.
Omi - Dogs lick there genitals to clean them as they dont have hands, Lemmings do not throw themselves of cliffs and Possums are evolutionarily conditioned to freeze when in danger and face an enemy as they are not that fast. They have not had enough time to evolve against cars! You really show a lack of knowledge about animals, so I will forgive you!
Yeah you forgot to write UP! Haha I can just picture a panda BLOWING itsself in a Crowded street. "ah it's that fucking panda again! Go kick it! That'll teach it not to preform self-sodomy in our town!"
thedudeiscj 1 year ago
human is the only kind of animal that think's that its happy. all the other animals just can BE happy :)
FrostieBE 2 years ago
I used to think that Woodpeckers were Jehova's witnesses, until I spotted one with a copy of the Qu'ran under it's little wing and it was flying at high speed towards a 'holy'hock ! : ) chirrupping 'god is great'
sleepypoodle 2 years ago
Animals don't have souls, so it doesn't matter.
xallvie 3 years ago
...neither do people for that matter.
sleepypoodle 2 years ago
france,
I the spirit of bedtime stories let me tell you one too! Will call it Little Francis' bed time story.
Once upon a time, there was gas floating around. But don't ask how it got there. The gas went boom, and then one day all the order and organization you now know appeared. All you are allowed to see is the finished product. No, no one can reproduce any of it but just trust me.
so son you are dust, just like the animals now go lick your ar$e.
Ok, yours was better =(
omiolo 3 years ago
I don"t say that the Big Bang theory is the one either!
I prefer to stand up and say "I don't know how we got here!"
So let's be nice to each other while we are, and not teach our kids this nonsense of Gods looking over us!
fRANCE033 3 years ago
france,
"I prefer to stand up and say "I don't know how we got here!""
I have no problem with that. I don't know EXACTLY how we got here either.
"and not teach our kids this nonsense of Gods looking over us!"
I don't think it is nonsense and I have no trouble teaching my kids about God, big bang, evolution, creation, and anything else out there that has some reasonable plausibility.
omiolo 3 years ago
Ok! Let's call it quits, and stay friends!
All the best to you Buddy!
fRANCE033 3 years ago
"Ok! Let's call it quits, and stay friends!
All the best to you Buddy!"
Nope, I am going to start a religious war and say God told me to do it!
omiolo 3 years ago
My God is bigger than your God, so I will probably beat you!
Cheers!
fRANCE033 3 years ago
"My God is bigger than your God, so I will probably beat you!"
yes, but let us kill as many people as possible until I realize that!
omiolo 3 years ago
Little Tommy's Bedtime Story!
Once upon a time, there was a big man who lived in the sky. He was really bored, being on his own. So he made big floating balls. On one of those balls, he made things called creatures. Among those creatures, he made two who looked like Mommy and Daddy, but they were very bad, because they talked to a snake!
God said if we are bad, he'll put us in a big place full of fire where we will burn and scream forever! Because God can be really nasty!
Sweet Dreams son!
fRANCE033 3 years ago
I can see that you've had a "Sense Of Humor" bypass operation! Plus, you completely missed the point!
It's about someone saying "That a lovely shade of green" and then someone else saying "That's not green it's red" and then someone else saying "You can't discuss colors on the Sabbath!" and someone else saying "Yes you can, if you put a bag over your head, and take your sandals off!
"Lick my ass!" Mm, not very Christian like!
May the God Fearing KKK be with you!
rabbie1121 3 years ago
rabies1121,
"I can see that you've had a "Sense Of Humor" bypass operation"
what you didn't think it was funny when I told someone who wants to be like the animals, to be like a dog and lick their ar$e. where is your sense of humor?
omiolo 3 years ago
typical ATHIEST always wanting to compare us to the animals.
If you want to be like the animals why don't you lick your ar$e like most dogs do?
Yes, humans can be like animals and kill wantonly, but humans also do much good in the face of great obstacles. Please don't focus on the negative, it doesn't do the world much good.!
omiolo 3 years ago 2
I take it that you don't put humans in the mammal group then? Perhaps you consider animals lower than humans yet a swift would probably consider a human as a land locked backward creature!
Darwinsgift 3 years ago
Darwin,
"I take it that you don't put humans in the mammal group then"
that still doesn't mean I want to be like a dog and lick my ar$e. Or be like a lemming and wantonly jump into the sea. Or like a possum and play chicken with cars.
omiolo 3 years ago
Omi - Dogs lick there genitals to clean them as they dont have hands, Lemmings do not throw themselves of cliffs and Possums are evolutionarily conditioned to freeze when in danger and face an enemy as they are not that fast. They have not had enough time to evolve against cars! You really show a lack of knowledge about animals, so I will forgive you!
Darwinsgift 3 years ago
I think we need a "Group Hug" here!
fRANCE033 3 years ago
Darwin,
"You really show a lack of knowledge about animals"
thanks!!
omiolo 3 years ago
Maybe because they were created in God's image?
ShaundalynChic 3 years ago
"Did a panda ever blow itself in a crowded street?"
XD
SeanHart213 3 years ago