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  • I just wanna fuck you ;)

  • She is cute

  • I waited for the tits

  • Jessica Chode/sucking/bot. 

  • Hallo, Malte!

  • mhh.. i waited for a while for her to pull out a sword from the home screen, but no sword :(

  • why are only perverts on youtube?

    of corse she is hot but comon!

  • @TheMatun finaly somone ho understants it

  • @TheMatun you maybe right they are all perverts they should stop messing with Jessica

  • wanna fix me ?

  • hothotohothottttttthot learnt by toby turner

  • she hot

  • I KNOW THAT SHE BLOWJOBS FOR THE GUYS IN IGN

  • @kensuu1995  That makes no sense at all

  • assassin's creed is a very slow moving game actually

  • Wait this was about games? i was a bit busy with the beautiful woman...

  • loool

  • @iitinkabellii lol you have too much time on your hands

  • @iitinkabellii lol u don't know your facts

  • if there were statistics on who is the hottest celebrity and jessica... jessica will win.

  • @Lakamakashaka Idk man.. Olivia Munn from G4's AOTS is a tad bit hotter..

  • @iateyourmomlastnight no alot hotter

  • @RCspartan242 Haha yeah

  • jessica chobot should be in assasins creed as one of the brothel chicks...jus saying

  • @iitinkabellii LOL, the PS3 gamers would rather get it second and still getting it and have a free service than being microsoft's bitch and paying some 30$ bucks a month, not to mention the PS3 is a more powerfull rig.

  • thts good 4 us 2 get games on ps3 n stuff second cuz thy put more stuff on it fuck xbox 260!

  • The guy who pirated games got pwnd! why is everybody just watching Chobot episodes of fix? cant this have a hidden conection? 4 awnser look on most rated coments!

  • HAHA JESSICA CHODEBOT

  • HAHA. that guy who pirated games got pwnd.

  • hawt hawt hawt <3! ive noticed that peoples comment on ign news and reviews is all about Jessica lol. we dont care about the games xD! only Jessica loolz

  • y do i bother reading ign comments ,hmmm maybe someone has added info or discussing games that weren't mentioned ,oh yeh i 4got its either jess is hot an i wana cum all over her tits or people saying your sad for sayin shes so hot an u wana cum all over her tits

  • "some people like to do it hardddcoorree" =P

  • Shut up you stupid fuckers. you need a woman in ur life, u stupid ass motherfuckers

  • or whatever your whatwhat is???

  • Daily Fix is the best! Jessica....Your HOT!!

  • jessica is so hot.

  • shutup you lifeless fuckers no one wants to know how much you like her

  • y dnt u go fuk off der oni sayn dat shes gud lookin so quit puttin ppl dwn ya muppet

  • I would plow her soooo nasty its not even funny <,<

  • she's hot

  • She isn't that hot... Lot hotter women On The Street.

  • She's such an awesome girl.. i have a HUGE crush for her

  • @ 1:36 "again folks just buy the damn game"

    only if u r coming with it ;D

  • Jessica Chobot is amazing!!!!

  • the thing is if you pirate software and dont play online they cant do shit all. and really as long as you dont upload the games your safe..... so keep tying nintendo if your really that greedy

  • FUCK ME  PLEASEE

  • jessica chobot should do porn!!!

  • LMFAO!!!

  • I'd cut off a pinky to see that.

  • Id watch that :)

  • @BeltRANProductions

    Haha, you just wanna see her have sex? Why dont you go get your own girlfriend then.

  • @BeltRANProductions did she died?

  • @BeltRANProductions fuck porn she should do me

  • @BeltRANProductions she use to

  • @BeltRANProductions

    How do you think she got to that position ? She had to suck a lot of ....

  • yes the wii has inferior graphics, but I love the method of aiming and shooting with the wiimote, a la Resident Evil 4 (except for the lack of a side strafe).

    I love RE5 on PS3, but if they had a port of it to Wii using a similar aiming setup as 4, I'd love it that much more.

  • I couldn't agree more, hopefully Playstation Move and Project Natal will work with RE5 as they would provide a similar if not better style of gameplay.

  • damn shes hot

  • nice rack

  • haha, save, u joking, how bout then not make games SO expensive!!! omg fucking lame, lets all bye music too n throw money into air JEEEJ. bitch

  • @ZigZagDaSnake Don't think you understand how much it costs game studios to make them, music on the other hand will always be around weather people buy it or not

  • Lol she is kinda funny "Just buy the damn game and save a couple million dollar's"

  • Speaking of business, I think I just messed myself with THAT picture :o)

  • me luvz pirating wii gamez!!

  • I'm in love with Jessica

  • IGN IS FIXING BOT UP MORE & MORE

  • SHUT UP! Your both noobs who actually care about what some other "shlump" has to say about your comment! THIS IS A GAMING VIDEO NOT A INTERNET DEBATE ABOUT ALIENS!

  • STFU adn GTFO

  • @royalbow2 all I have to say to you is EPIC FAIL!!!

  • meghan fox??

  • 1.5 mil for nintendo, spare change for them

  • that sux

  • Rad game I really like 2:04 I managed to get it free at one blow . com They have the current PS3 games there to pick from best thing about it is that they are all free superb game and site

  • shes pretty cute

  • i want to cum in jessica's hair. that's right, i said it.

  • so cute =P haha, and about the fix I'm lookin forward to the next Ghost Recon.

  • damn it tom clancy, i wanted infinity ward to make a "futuristic" war game!

    *cough* call of duty future warfare *cough*

  • hhhhaa! love this babe!

  • that pirate deserves it

  • New Assassin's Creed?!?!?!?! I MUST HAVE IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    WORK FASTER UBISOFT. I NEED NEW ASSASSIN'S CREED

  • yum yum!

  • omg no1 gives a shit about Assassins Creed ... the 2nd 1 sucked ....

  • @43CRAZYMAN43 i thought the second one was better. i still love the first though.

  • wow you must have just been terrible at that game everything about the second one was amazing

  • @xxfitzyxx20 ive platinum assassins creed 2 thats how bad i am huh ... and after 1 playthrough the game was turd

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  • Don't have one what? A dick? You don't have a dick?

  • Theres no way she plays a gamer shes to fit

  • shes a hardcore gamer

  • @sophyxsmith I play games and I'm as fit as her, I play alot of games... Your probably either fat or not a gamer :P

  • Shes hot!

  • i dont download game's for free but its unfair that people doing it get the game weeeeeeeeks eairly

    take mw2 relesed date 11 10 9 came out

    20/9/0 unfair

  • People who don't work for games don't deserve to play. People spent 2 years or more of their lives making good quality games... it ain't cheap and pirating games that are actually good.... it's not right. what the heck is 60 bucks really? 6 meals? get a job

  • only in australia .. dont do it if you dont live in the usa

  • am i the only person here who would like to meet jess person to person not perverted gamer thinking about sex to jess i mean really people i say talk to her first before u rave about her beauty

  • @1:20 i bet you its a hoax. the story is that the guy uploaded the game to a torrent site to prove he had the game early.  why not just take pics of yourself playing the game....

    nintendo is trying to scare the pirates.. too bad its not gonna work

  • jess is cute ;)

  • She is a beauty...

  • wait is it a new creed game or a ac2 add on?

  • new game

  • Lol I use private torrents. Fuck all those public ones like ThePirateBay, Mininova, Kickasstorrents, or w/e. Private Torrents FTW!

    Also, I torrented Mass Effect 2 a quite awhile ago, great game saved me another $60.

    And I can't wait to download Bioshock 2!!! (even though its already out as a torrent)

    Now thumbs down jealous faggots. I can torrent and you can't.

  • The reason everyone will thumbs down you because either A. Your lying so you can hope to get jealous comments, B.

    If you do torrent, you fucking fags that download games because they're to fucking lazy to get off their ass to work for money, you're the fucking reason why some games sales aren't as successful as they should've been,

    Yeah, like that game for the PC which looked really cool, too bad 60% of the players torrented that game........I'm just saying

  • only torrent a game if its worth nofin peeps and its not in stores anymore

    e.g doom

  • most games on the wii arent worth buying

  • exactly

  • lol or maybe they cant get a job? Recession is here yo

  • @PlzDuntBanMe I can torrent and you cant???? Are you joking. Everyone who has a bandwidth can torrent games spastic, are you 12. If not grow some fucking balls. You think your cool to be able to do shit like that well how fucking original. Just about 7 billion people can do it with you.

  • @TheMrThomson Oh noes, a raged gaay Australian! Im actually 4. And your logic fails. Go back to school, theres only around 6 billion people in the world. Yes, everyone in the world plus 1 more billion unknown people torrent. Its funyn how a 4 year old's logic can own you. Man, what do people teach in that fucking country Australia these days?

    And BTW, if you actaully had logic, you know I was trolling, ahahahahahahaha. Remember to watch my torrented games videos and rate them 1 star!

  • well sir canada just fucked up (since you are gonna make it about our country rather than opinion). My 7 billion was an estimate. Mid 2009 there was reported 6.9 billion people on this earth retard. So shut the fuck up before you start talking shit. Oh australians are so dumb, well wat does that make you fucking cunt. Clearly you are 12. Dont fucking have a go at me when you are fucking wrong in the first place. Go fucking rage somewhere else looser. Its hilarious how fucking wrong you are.

  • @TheMrThomson LOL, its also hilarious to see your fail logic the 2nd time of the day. Sure, I take the fact that 7 billion people is an estimate. But your logic fails here. So you're saying everyone in the world torrents? Even fucking Eskimos, hobos, Africans have a computer to torrent? Good good, A+ for that answer. I said I wasn't 12, im 4. LOL thats another FACT that Australians can't read.

    I lol'd when I read "don't fucking go at me". Hmm, who started raging over my comment again? Oh right

  • @PlzDuntBanMe dude who fucking cares about the numbers. The fact is you are not special. So many people torrent the authorities dont care to take control over it. On a realistic estimate id suggest maybe 3 billion are actually able to torrent but i really dont give a fuck. Oh australians cant read. That is the most stupid comment ive ever heard. You sound like a bloody child. The fact that you say your 4 is proof that your a little gay fuck who thinks he is special.

  • @TheMrThomson You basically proved my point. You say who cares about numbers? Its the same as WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT TORRENTING. Lol dumbass, thanks for proving my point.

    I am actually, what are you discriminating 4 year olds now?

    Well it looks like people are against you rather than me ahahaha.

  • @PlzDuntBanMe

    this never was about torrenting fuckhead. it was about you thinking you are so cool for doing it when alot of people do it already. Idc who torrents, ive even torrented. Its just that you are acting like a little faggot, no doubt you are.

    No your canadian friends agree with you and personally i couldnt give a fuck about who is against me. I never argued anything about torrenting, rather i challenged your obnoxious attitude. The 4 year old who joined youtube at 3, ur funny.

  • @TheMrThomson bahahahahahaha, I dont think you know what trolling is. I owned the shit outta shit. And btw they're not my friends, I don't even know them, but they look like they are from the United States, at least one of them is.

    Fail logic AGAIN!

    Go wiki up what "trolling" is. If you get raged over my comment, that means I already owned the shit out of you, cuz your raging over something that is not serious. AHAHAHAHA fucking Aussies.

  • Dude you dont think i know they werent actually your friends retard. It was used to say they were on your side faggot. Just because someone is heated up over something doesnt mean you own anything. I find it serious when you make fun of our education system. I find it prudent to tell arseholes off, so really i dont care if you were trollin (being a dickhead on purpose). Stop making this about our country faggot, its got nothing to do with it. "Fail logic", what are you a fat pin dick nerd child.

  • @TheMrThomson Actaully, if you heated up over some troll statement like saying "I can torrent and you can't", it means you raged over an non supported statement that a "4" year old said.

    If you didn't care about trolling, why did you even reply to my comment? Ahahaha owned once more.

  • @PlzDuntBanMe its not because you are trolling. Its because of the attitude that people have when they troll. You carry that dickhead faggot attitude that i cant stand. It was never about you being able to torrent it was the fact that you made it out as if you were better than others.

  • @TheMrThomson You surely do not know what trolling is. There is no attitude in trolling. People troll to piss/annoy people, so there is no "attitude" in trolling. If there was attitude, it wouldn't be called trolling.

    I win.

  • @PlzDuntBanMe for someone to intentionally piss someone off there is definately a dickhead attitude. IF someone wanted to start a fight for no reason, id consider him a dickhead. Your intention was to do this. So stop calling it trolling, thats just a term to dress up what you are doing (cut the bullshit).

  • @TheMrThomson Haha you still don't get it do you? The fact that you actually RAGED because of how I troll means that you are the VICTIM that got owned. Have you ever heard "do not feed the trolls?"

  • @TheMrThomson a troll is someone who posts inflammatory, or off-topic messages in an online community, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an EMOTIONAL response.

    You see? "provoking EMOTIONAL response" Hahah owned once more. Everytime you comment, I own you hard. So keep on commenting, trolls do not back down.

  • you dont actually own me, infact you have run out of ideas now and are turning in circles. You started with its definition and then you said you own me hard. You did this in another comment earlier. I honestly dont know how to respond in an original form so i wont. If you intentionally piss someone off, i dont give a fuck if you were trollin but tellin you off about it is reasonable. If someone came off the street and told you off to give you the shits, youd beat his head in. Duplicate accounts?

  • @TheMrThomson Bahahahaha, do Aussies have a fucking brain? I already explained over 9000 times. I think you are the one spinning in circles ahaha. I keep explaining what a troll is and you don't understand, so that is why I provided you an definition to support my answer. I think you are running out of ideas because I am raping you up the ass hard.

    Ahahaha duplicate accounts? How did you come up with that one? Just because everybody else says that you got owned? LOL good observation.

  • @PlzDuntBanMe it was in the form of a question because both that person and you replied close to each other and both troll. Both times happened very close to each others post, maybe he is stalking you.

    Anyways i understand what a troll is. Pretty much someone who intentionally pisses someone off. So really you can stop explaining it because its becoming obvious you cant comprehend what im saying. Im saying that despite your goal to piss me off, you are still being a dickhead.

  • @TheMrThomson If you understand why are you raging out? Is it because you kept getting owned and you feel its an embarrassment that you realize that you were a victim of a troll question? The bottomline is, that you raged over a troll statement and you just lost the game.

  • @PlzDuntBanMe hmm i told you that i feel that you are a dick head and need to be told off for saying stupid shit like that before. If some dickhead intentionally told you off, lets say whilst walking home, you would sound really stupid right now and to me you do. You are defending yourself by sayin it was intentional, thats fucking pathetic. Anyways im not losing, the two other trollers shut the fuck up. One stalked my channel, that faggot. Anyways im glad to waste your time any day so continue.

  • @TheMrThomson LOL! Trolls are suppose to be like that, you think they are nice? And what's up with you and the word "dickhead". You overuse it waaaay too much and I think you like dicks in your ass a lot, thats why you say it. And besides I dont need to defend my self. Trolls don't need to defend, why else would they say unreasonable stuff like that without getting flamed?

    LOL! Its funny how you say "wasting time". If I was wasting time I would not need to troll. Besides I have plenty of time.

  • @TheMrThomson Haha, now you are raging over how people stalk your channel? Its your own fault for being a victim of a troll lololol. Did your dad rape and molest you when you were younger? You seem to be pissed off by every little thing.

    You lost again. Keep denying that you lost, but the truth is right in front of your eyes.

  • @PlzDuntBanMe

    I know you are making these evidently stupid comments to piss me off more but the fact is you are wrong. I thought it was hilarious when that sad cunt went through my channel. keep your social life to yourself, about being raped. dont need to hear it. Anyways see you couldnt reply logically to my comment, there was no logical response, so now you are making up shit. Hiding from the fact you are actually wrong and you know you are being a dickhead. Cry to your dad, he might help

  • @TheMrThomson Still denying? As I said before. You lost at the very beginning, you commented on a troll statement, therefore you lost. Ahaha now you are relating this to personal life. What are you changing stories now? If so, cool story, bro.

    I win again. What is this 7-0?

  • @PlzDuntBanMe

    Tbh if you keep ignoring my comments and keep repeating yourself, this is never gonna get anywhere. I didnt comment at the fact you could torrent and were bragging about it, i commented on the fact you were up yourself. Clearly you have a small penis as you continue to act like a fucking baby. As i clearly said it before. If someone came to you on the street pissed you off intentionally and said you already lost cos he achieved his purpose, you wouldnt walk away without trouble

  • @TheMrThomson Bahahaha IGNORING? How am I ignoring your comments? Im responding to every sentence you say, I think you are ignoring mine. Now you are changing the subject so you dont get owned. YOu know it well that you got trolled on, but now you are just saying "oh I just commented because you acted like a retard" Yeah cool story, bro. Ok its a fact that Aussies cant fucking read. AS I said for the 69th time, Im 4. 4 do you get it?? My tiny penis is pee wee.

    I win AGAIN! So 14-0? Keep denyin

  • @PlzDuntBanMe Lol and you are the one laughing. Nice going with the small penis and everything faggot. How stupid are you. The truth is i can read and when i suggest that situation, which shows how irrelevant it is that you trolled, you dont respond to it being false. Ive said it so many times. Because you dont know how to fucking respond to it because its so true. "bro", you some faggot gangsta now. First i thought you were the retard....now everyone thinks you are a fucking spastic.

  • @TheMrThomson LOL! You clearly do not know what trolling is. Im sorry, but you got trolled again. Go and search up what "Cool story, bro" is. Its another troll statement.

    OMG you got owned again, there is no denying this time.

  • u fucking ruined theMr. Thomson

  • god damn Mr. Thomson shut the fuck up ur the biggest fucking douchbag on youtube go fucking die you virgin asshole

    face u got ur ass scraped by PlzDuntBanMe now shut up and drop it

  • @TheMrThomson So basically you are saying that responding to a troll comment is reasonable amiright o.0 If that is the case you fed the troll. If you knew, if you respond the an troll statement, it means that you are the victim that got owned. Since the message is intended to piss someone off despite the fact of how "unreasonable" it is. So you responded to the "unreasonable" comment means that you got fucked over ahahahahaha.

    What are you going to say next? I'll keep owning you.

  • @TheMrThomson lololol you just got served badly. Something made me want to go back to this conversation because I want to see how plzduntbanme own you. TheMrThomson, if you look at my channel you will very well see i am a troll too. Just read my information and you will know all about it.

    But man you got SERVED.

  • @jinscrewsioanna

    No, and if you read the other comments it tells you i dont give a fuck if you are a troll. Its the mentality that your gonna go out and piss people off that makes you a dickhead and is a valid reason to get pissed at. Idk why anyone would do that but when i munted your mums cunt my dick touched a babies head, sorry for the damage.

  • @TheMrThomson Ahahaha its true, no one cares about Australia, they are so isolated from this world.

    fucking PlzDuntBanMe owned the shit out of you. Its fucking humiliating when a 4 year old on Youtube can fucking own you.

    I love fucking torrenting too, free games, why not? just use private trackers and you are fine lolololololol

  • wow your cool man for thinking he is actually 4 years old. Its not about my country or your country, cos i really dont give a fuck. Its about him thinking he is so cool because he torrents...who cares if he torrents. TBH i dont give a shit that you torrent either, the point is he is showing off like a little prick.

  • @TheMrThomson Were you dissing Canada? I couldn't hear you over my health-care benefits.

  • @ohidofe lol nice one!

  • well its got nothing to do with my country or your country so kindly back the off and cry else where. Although better health care would be nice.

  • Jess should wear a bikini for one of the shows

  • HA, how about a 'Naked Fix' 4ya instead...

  • that wuld be epic i wuld pay to see tht

  • 0:40 LOL

    "no comment" LOL

  • Downloading illegally is cool until you get caught, so just don't sell it and you most likely wont be caught and you'll have free games

  • what a babe.

  • DOWLOAD THE GAME ITS FREE HAHAHAHA

  • Wow, she's (they're) such a hypocrit(s).

    'Buy the game to save million'?...

    How about pirate the game and pay nothing, risking the chance of getting caught at about 1:6,000,000,000.

    Hmm. Stack your odds I guess. ;)

    Anyway, must dash...Battlefield torrent is nearly finished...;)

  • @TheTomD lol ya steal your games fag. help kill the industry, deal with your fucking shitty install issues, hacking shit just to play online.... you broke fag, buy the game douchecock.

  • HAHA!

    Sucker for commercialism.

    Who's MAKING me buy a game?...

    Apart from you, who is not in the position to argue with me like that, if you are man enough to argue AGAINST freebies.

    Really?

    Killing the industry? Yeah. Sure.

    Install issues? Pfft. Beats £40 a game.

    Hacking shit? Oh, dear, 'cus that's difficult and not interesting at all...?!

    Broke, no.

    Sane, yes.

  • @TheTomD You're such a fail

  • oh ok then land in prision with OJ and Charlie Manson with a debt even Bill Gates Founder of Microsoft would have trouble paying for a free game where your freind could let you borrow it or go and buy it after tradeing in old games (go to EB GAMES not GAMESTOP) you don't play any more uuuuuuummmmmm i would say that is a better idea then landing in prision but go a head do it i will vist you and laugh in your face then play the game you stole in front of you DOM ON YOU

    -seth

  • OH really?...Straight into prison? I mean...IF 'they' DO catch you, which they really, really won't unless you download the entire world's supply of brand new films, they don't just LIMIT YOUR BANDWIDTH?..You know the guy in Australia, as in the video? Maybe you should research what he did, because there's no way i'd be stupid enough to do that.

    Your argument is flawed, and there's no upside. Oh, and if you're being picky- your friend 'lending' the game is just as bad...

  • haha i like how they use a pretty face like jess to push the whole anti piracy agenda, way to go murdoch! haha

  • I wasnt watching this video for the games i watch the videos for here body !!!!!!!!111111

  • hot jess gives us more good info! ; )

  • multiplayer on ac2? u already had my attention jess

  • Thats why I dont upload my pirated games.

    I PIRATE GAMES AND I DONT SEED THEM, DO YOUR WORST YOUTUBE.

  • i cant get caught because its legal on uruguay

  • Ghost Recon on WII! lololololol

  • So the moral of the story: don't UPLOAD, wait until someone else has done it, then DOWNLOAD your warez :)

  • bet she has a tight ass

  • I can't wait to get that game....

  • ghost recon... yussss..

  • In my country pirated games and movies are legal ^_^ so fuck the LAW!!!