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  • Dude how would fake aikido fat ass segal beat bodybuilder karate muay thai kickboxer van damme?huh

  • seagal would win. seagal is like fucking 6,5 feet. van damme is smaller than me. even if you hate aikido, remember seagal is still a karate black belt.

  • seagal would win...

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Steven segul love him! but hes getting smashed out!

  • was is the song called that is playing

  • @TheIronFist01 FInal countdown. DUH! :D

  • @TheIronFist01 final countdown.. What are you, Martian? lol

  • Apparently during a party at Stallone's house Van Damme challenged Seagal and Seagal refused. Steven Seagal is afraid of Van Damme. Google it and read for yourself.

  • @ChiefsBulls587 A true aikidoka avoids fighting as much as possible. if Van Damme had just attacked him there would have been another matter.

  • crackhead vs dumbass finally

  • This fight is stupid. In real life, Van Damme would crush Seagal. Seagal is a fucking pussy. I liked Seagal back in the 90s, but he is so pathetic now. If Van Damme wants a real challenge, he should fight Arnie. If Damme fights Arnie in Expendables 2, that would be legendary.

  • Seagal and Van Damme get it on ? NOT OKAY

  • seagal would get smoked by van damme. Van Damme had 18-1 record in fighting, Seagal was a Akido teacher, you know what they say, those who cant do teach.

  • @rottweilerplaypen Well - I guess both are not so good actors.

    But Steven Seagal has a much better track record as van Damme. Some say, that his championships he won, weren't real. There wasn't definitely anything he won of great importance! I guess at the end Seagal would win - 7 Dan you don't get for nothing...

  • @Dominikmj Van damme fought under his birth name of Van Varenberg... he got a pretty good pro Kickboxing record. Both are Martal arts cinema greats... period

  • @rottweilerplaypen at least segal didnt mess up his life w coke rofl

  • @gwtbh Atleast Van Damme would fuck his whole perception of life up, when he demolishes his face.

  • this fight to win for sure steven seagal

  • Van Damme would just annihilate Seagal, and then spew some corny one liner in a bad american accent to top it off, and maybe even teabag his ass, especially for mistreating kelly LeBrock the way Seagal did many years ago, the asshole.

  • @dotdotdash2

    I love your comment :D

  • @dotdotdash2 , LoL van damme also mistreated his many wives on account of his cocaine use & bi-polar disorder.

  • Thumbs up for europe the band

  • ''I'll never understand you americans''

    guess he never heard van damme talk

  • Final Countdown I love that song!! Perfectly goes with this!!!

  • Seagal Is American

    Jean Claude Van Damme is French.

    Thumbs up.

  • @smoao jean claude van damme isnt french he is belgian

  • @smoao nop. He's Belgian.

  • seagal is a big green tea drinking poofter! at least van damme lived his life a lil x

  • Chuck Zito fucked up Van Damme....

    so can Steven Seagal

  • @elcondepatula ROFL, Zito sucker punched Van Damme when he was drunk, and then ran off. Van Damme called him out and he pussied out and wouldn't fight him.

  • Just like in all movies, the winner (JCVD) first loses some rounds and then eventually after a long battle beats the loser (Seagal).

  • seagal is a fuckin dumbass

  • @TKD11100 Jeah but that dumbass did hit van damme in the face and van damme didn't even try to hit back

  • @TKD11100 and that is good, because without that there wouldn`t be so many joke movies about him :D thou there could be even more parody movies

  • @TKD11100 why you say that?

  • si fuera una pelea ganaria jcvd

  • chavones a ver si se dand cuenta steven seagal es muy woolibudense

  • Here is another way of looking at it. Steve & JCVD concocted the whole fight scenario.

    They did it to generate a bit of publicity for themselves. Because in real life, they are good friends.

    And JCVD goes round to Steves place to crack open a few beers & they look up Youtube to have a good laugh at all the dickheads who argue over who is better.

    And they have a great belly laugh about the whole ridiculous affair. If these guys really wanted to fight each other, they would have done it by.

  • Stevan segal starts crying like a little baby when he meets someone that can kick his ass, in segals dictionary there is nobody better than him, guess what there's always someone better, and his acting sucks too. I hear hes the biggest dick in real life too out of all the celebs lol

  • What would happen. Segal loves to never or hardly get hit in his movies cause its imaginary he thinks hes just bad ass and since van dam always likes to get hit till hes got 1% health left, then unleashes Chuck Norris round house kicks on steven segal then segal dies the end. I used to be a fan of van dam when i was as kid cause at least he isn't afraid to get hit, I mean Bruce lee gets hit too in movies but he would kick both their asses lol

  • @edenflare And just to be clear on the steve seagal-topic he is an Aikido master at 7th dan, and also the one and only western hemisphere guy who ever has been alowed to teach MMA in asia. So no stevens skillz is not movieskillz he has trained hes entire life in this so you just shut the fuck up youtube warriorteen....

  • @ghost500e lol so what? you think just because you know how to fight means you'd win a fight? You have other things you gotta think about age, stamina, strength, the ability to punch hard, Cardio, my uncle is stronger than me but hes old smokes and has asma and I have more stamina and I'm younger and 100% healthy body from gym, I could kick his ass and he knows martial arts from the army and I know jack but I got the key element which is stamina, youth, flexibility, Cardio, punching techniques

  • @edenflare Typical of u to think that, thats the misstake nr1 to underestimate your opponents, i think you will loose cause you think to much of yourself. Back to the topic though seagal doesnt smoke he´s still senzei 7th dan in Aikido and he pretty much whoops anybody´s as including anderson da silva, watch their training movie and see 4 yourself numnut. Steven seagal is old yes but hes way faster than any youthpunk like you...

  • @ghost500e nah bro the way I see it is old people will always lose no matter what cardio is the all important fact and the older you get the slower your reactions too. the best thing to do is make your oponent think your weak so they underestimate you then you land one on with a hidden knife, but i dont mean to strike and kill just to throw it on the floor distract them, they look at knife thinking ah so hes giving up and he had a weapon nope bam, i win lol

  • @ghost500e play it smart you will win anyone with the darkest belts w/e brains over brawn :) although i am pretty buff from gym, stamina is the all important winner stamina and cardio

  • @ghost500e and lastly I can take punches a street fighter with experience and stamina and cardio would beat any martial artist with street fighting experience the real world not a training camp. or award medals cause i learned how to do this or that, like someone who passed their computer exam, but the other person who didnt pass has more experience in computers and knows more shit than them.

  • @ghost500e lets not forget to mention van dame also knows how to fight, but Id bet everything that Bruce Lee, Jet li, probably even jackie chan would easily kick segals ass cause stevan segal is an old man, so take that into account biach lol and u stfu :)

  • Van Damme Rulz!

  • Throws some kicks Van Damme what the fuck!

  • Fxck off, Steve would be exhausted and punched KO in a couple seconds.

  • @Derunzzz My friend,both are very good fighters but in different style, I'm sure that JCV is physically stronger but could never ever get close to Seagal without getting hurt or having injury

  • This Video = FUCK YOU!

    Van Damme > Seagal (THE Antichrist!)

  • And then chuck norris came and destroyed both of these wannabees

  • van damme will kick seagulls ass in a few minutes :) jean started martial arts at the age of 11. Jean-Claude's Van Damme's claim to a successful fight record. unlike mr "sea gull" , van damme has a 16-0-0 (16 knockouts) full-contact record, and a 28-4 semi-contact record.

  • I've never met or talked to neither worked with or for Mr. Seagal, so I can't tell if he's a good person or a bad one. But all this 'hate' towards him seems rather banal and overdone.

  • I have no respect for Steven Seagal as an actor, simply because he will literally have stunt doubles stand in for him while he goes to get pizza or whatever. Watch some of his B-movies and you'll see what I'm talking about. Stunt double just to stand there while nothing is going on.

  • is this real show?

  • @PrestonLions3 They put two different movies together

  • @chemicalsister1000 yeah i know so what i am asking if this show was real or what i know they are in a different movies i am asking if this was real or real or what just sar yes or no if this was real stop bullshit me

  • @chemicalsister1000 what's the movie with Seagal ?

  • @DragonTrixter I don't know exactly

  • I would love to see Steven Seagal and Jean Cloude Van Damme fight.

  • I dated Steven Segal's sister.

  • typical steven seagal scenario, he walks in, tightens his lips and wiggles his hands and people die all over the place, then he sits down and has 600 ice creams.

  • @laurence265

    Yeah a bunch of stuntmen come running in and go flipping through the air and fall down, with a lot of Three Stooges sound-effects. I bet McCauley Culkin could kick his ass.... with a paint-can LOL

  • @laurence265 just to top it off he does some chines shit ending and btw when he get's a gun and shoots theres like 30 min of movie gone an he still didn't reload and he's bullets seem to curve like a boomerang because whenever he shoots evrybody is deing

  • @laurence265 600 ice creams, is that a real estimate

  • @laurence265 Why you jealous of him?

  • @laurence265 LMAO!!! u cracked me up! steven seadal greatly summarized!

  • @laurence265 How can I watch this movie? Plsss

  • @DaurenAtyrau

    Lol, I thought this was a film/T.V show when the commercial first aired but it was just a fake commercial created by Channel Five. Hired both actors to come down and film it for promotional reasons.

  • Chuck Norris is a frail old creepers. Van Damme is a greasy old creepers. Seagal is a weird old creapers. Anyone who likes them are also old creepers.

  • @testermanish Everyone gets older.But Van Damme is in very good shape for his age. Seagal is fat.

  • @mrgregkeefer100

    Seagal has a 300 lb. body on a 140-lb. frame- i.e. 160 lbs overweight.

    The amazing thing is that he isn't dead yet.

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  • i love steven segal fans..they are like...¨¨SEGAL HAS NEVER LOST IN A MOVIE,HES BADASS MY GOT,THEY CANT EVEN TOUCH HIM IN HIS MOVIES!!HES CHUCK FUKING NORRIS¨

  • @dominicwalli

    They think movies are real ROTFLMAO

    Seagal's problem is his ego,;he is like that primadonna in pro wrestling who refuses to "put anyone over" as they say, i.e. lose to someone. Even when he got hurt in "Under Seige," it was by a machine (he forgot the "Swinging Drum" technique LOL). Even Bruce Lee just gave better than he got-- but Seagal never gets ANYTHING... because he can't GIVE anything of himself, he's got nothing TO give. He's just a selfish egotistical loser.

  • this video is damne fabricated, i saw this movie u just put steven segal instead of the other guy, but hands down, Van Dame will eat Steven segal brain with a fork

  • Then Chuck Norris came in and finished them both.

  • @Acekorv Van Dame will effin destry ur gay ass chuck shit norish

  • @yemenpride1 LOL

  • @Acekorv then bruce lee came in and finished off chuck

  • Looks like any other modern Steven Seagal movie.

  • JCVD FTW!

  • these guys are old as f. retire.

  • This is spliced exceptionally well. I didn't even realize it until reading the title.

  • now i want them in an octagon!

  • nice video

  • Who is Seagal? I don't like him.

    The first is Bruce Lee and than comes Van Damme, than ...nobody!!!

  • @MinaLadylike65 lol seagal is some pussy thats never fought and said he could beat up van damme until van damme challenged him, then seagal declined and left (stallones words at his party)

  • oh that would be fun!!!!!!

  • 2 LEGENDARY MANLY,MACHO,SEXY MEN WHO WILL FOREVER CHARM THE FEMALES AND UTILIZE THEIR MAJOR SWAGGER MOVES MAKING LOVE.

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  • nice Edit

  • Actually, I don't think that Van Damme could ever beat Steven Seagal. Steven Seagal would kick Van Damme ass! :D

  • Actually most of the scenes for bruce lee were slowed down not speeded up because if not it was just a blur which was poor viewing. He also achieved way more than these two put together not just movies, he founded jeet kune do and before i go on too seriously. think about this dun dun dun!!!! he gave lessons to chuck norris, holy shit man!! chuck norris shouted so loud at the largest number that it started running to infinity.but he ran behind so fast,he roundhouse kicked infinity.twice.

  • @ScottishNonBeliever loooooooooooooooool nut  su cow

  • Seagal is awesome, but he's a phony

  • What shall I click on next. Some Bruce Lee tournament vid or "How to approach a woman" that shows a half naked girl lying on a bed....... Seems Legit.

  • @SkewerHead Legit? Yeah, I guess especially that weird, extremely exaggerated curve on her back! (Photoshop, much?)

  • @Harrowed2TheMind Hey I actually watched that :P Quite funny and legit indd!

  • @SkewerHead LOL.

  • @SkewerHead best comment ever

  • @SkewerHead and after clicking that "hot to approach a woman" dont click away again.

    that dude is not talking shit

  • @SkewerHead hahahah!

  • @SkewerHead

    Yeah, just like a whore's orgasm LOL

  • @SkewerHead Bruce of course

  • I myself prefer Van Damme, but he has no chance. Seagal has

    7 Dan and is much bigger

  • fuck you are dumb size doesnt matter even that im a seagal fan i reckon steven is untouchable and very deadly with his hands!!!

  • JCVD easy

  • qual o nome desta musica?

  • can some1 tell me the song at 0:26 please

  • @thoriurani its the final countdown by Europe

  • Undisputed 4 people blockbuster hit

  • This is what we call a dream-matchup.

  • EPICNESS, now I want to see Tony Jaa vs Jet Li & Wesley Snipes vs Michael Jai White!!

  • @PrimeTimeJokesta man those fights would be tough. but this one is really hard - Steven throws fast and strong punches but Jean fast and strong kicks. its hard to tell the winner.

  • @DoomOfMaster i know, it's a toss up but both are awesome!

  • JCVD!

  • @Turbochargesi JCVD #1 in my book!

  • seagal all day no doubt but van damme class act lol

  • STEVEN IS THE BESTT

  • @frankdebruin1994 i think seagal will get his ass kicked

  • thay should have a show for Jet Li VS Steven Seagal like thay did for Steven Seagal and JCVD because if it was Jet Li VS Steven Seagal in that cage Jet Li would kill Steven Seagal in a blink of a eye. Jet Li is 48 years old and Steven Seagal is 60 years old. Jet Li is yunger with more speed and tricks and Jet Li can out smart Seagal. Steven Seagal is just a old man in bad shape. Jet Li is in better shape then Seagal.

  • nice

  • people would like to see that right? but its not real, its all fake. but you are the same people who put down pro wrestling, idiots

  • @77danigga What, the wwe, that shit is gay and FAKE. UFC!!!

  • @MYBRUINS2011 right..but theres nothing gayer that a ufc ppv with no main eventers because they pulled out of the fight.

  • I would pay to see them fight.

  • The music doesn't fit the scene but, hey, want can you do? I like these guys, Steven Seagal is a great Aikido master :D

  • Van Damme and Bruce lee would probably die vs Seagal. Chuck Norris vs Steven Seagal, that's a fight.

  • @Hexaron seriously u are to white boy, chuck norris is bruce lee student... chuck and steven is just a joke.

  • @joniwhytestar Meh, go eat some rice asian. Ever heard the Chuck Norris facts? Inbred bastard.

  • @Hexaron pouhahahahaha, chuck norris and steven seagul... pouahahahahahahahaha.

  • @joniwhytestar Ching chong ballabong tamalay bittanao?

  • @Hexaron ????????????

  • @joniwhytestar TAMACHONG BONG KING KONG MONG FIKALONG CHING CHONG BENG??

  • Jean Claude Van DAMN he's fine.

  • it is film or just trailer . what is the name of the film ????

  • alright steven watch the "im gonna snap your elbow in half" move you love to do....the cost medical operations have gone up since the 80's.

  • You americans? thought jean claude was from brazil?:L

  • @DannyGuitar12 hes from france he has his own show where he talks crap about people in french

  • JCVD would kick the KCF flavored shit out of Seagals fat ass !. Fact !

  • O cara que nunca levou um soco, contra o cara que sempre apanha até quase morrer pra depois reagir... ¬¬!

  • 0:51

    So.. it's a porno?

  • Finally, it's been decided and the record set in stone. The age old question has been answered.

    Seagal would kick Van Damme's ass.

  • @TheWitchOvAgnesi u think it's over after 3 punches?

  • @Asti89 Well, considering this is fake, yeah, I'd say it's over after 3 punches...

  • its fake its computer edited

  • this was actually really well done. I was expecting garbage.

  • i love how the old fogies of action flicks are now teaming up

    to maintain some small amount of drawing power.

    it's like noone can carry an entire movie by themselves any more.

  • no doubt im sure Seagal can fight but Van Damme would win

  • R U SERIOUS..I SWARE THIS IS FAKE!!

  • jajaja, coño falta terminator, rambo y su puta madre

  • I don't know why some people talk trash about these two like they are experts in martial arts!! Indeed Bruce Lee was a fenomenon, but never underestimate these two, or Jacky Chan and Jet Lee for that matter

  • @bttawfiq Yeah, man these two men are legends and highly revered martial artists. I like, Steven Seagal more than other martial artists, but I respect the others. Like, Jean Claude Van Damme, Chuck Norris, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee, etc. These men can whip some major asses in the real world.

  • @bttawfiq Phenomenon. Jet Li.

  • @bttawfiq first: These two were great champions: van damme was multi-european multi-world champion.Steven Seagal went to Japan to learn properly aikido. Bruce Lee never acheived. He just did plenty of movies, witch alot of speeding up. So he trained alot. And? all of them do. I totally agree with you. These two men prooved themselves, and everyone trashes them confronting with more "known" movie stars who werent as great as they were.

  • @bttawfiq I don't think Jackie Chan is a good expert in martial art... but Jet Lee is a great!

  • @TheSawa666 I myself love Jet Lee's movies more than Jackie's because Lee's movies are dead serious and Jackie's are helarious, but it doesn't mean though that Jackie is any less experienced, if you watch their fight scene in 'The Forbidden Kingdom' (I assume you have) or watch any of Jackie Chan's old movies you will know what I mean!!

  • @bttawfiq Jackie Chan can fight, that's for sure. But there is no severity there. He does it in some funny way... so no one take him seriously. But Jet Lee is one badass mofo... :D

  • @bttawfiq im sure tghey have moves that can ko any mma fighter

  • @nappa666 thats pretty dumb

  • Thry Both cant Fight Bruce Lee Will Knock them out 1 punch

  • steven seagal would get OWNED LOL sorry man