Haiku Mom

[awsomelizzy13]

Was gonna write one

But Creigs mom pwnd everything

Tom will not win boom:)

[xTerganx]

"I saw a rainbow

On the day my grandma died

Fucking lesbian"

[janel57]

Why do you make me

laugh at one in the morning?

I'll wake my roommates.

[xvxtobyxvx]

Todd will not win. Boom!

Really, Todd will not win. Boom!

Todd will not win. Boom!

[jaymeeboh]

I miss your beard, but

You look like Phil Collins, man!

And I'm cool with that.

[RiviRrapper]

I love beard lovers

Which is why I love Wheezy

Todd will not win. Boom!

[plushalligator]

@jraevis dosent hank green have that on a shirt?

[burrosplayer44]

I suck at writing

but I did these in grade school

most likely bad too

[pppfan103]

I can blame Aunt Judy

But she is not to blame now

Now its Lois, she sucks

[TheAlfiew]

here is a surprise

you think this is a haiku

you're wrong

[pppfan103]

@TheAlfiew You're haiku is wrong

the last line must have 5

it only had 2

[TheAlfiew]

@pppfan103 YOU'RE haiku is wrong

line 2 ought to have 7

it only had 6 ;)

[pppfan103]

@TheAlfiew My mistake, Alfiew.

I guess haikus can be hard.

But can be easy

[WithASideOfFries]

Now that you’re pregnant,

Enjoy getting really fat.

Or you can abort.

[jpATempestWest]

no no no no no,

no no no no no no no,

no no no no no.

damn..... you are too good sir.

[jraevis]

Haiku's are easy,

but sometimes they don't make sense

refrigerator.

[SuperYumyum8]

@jraevis rotflmao

[djlombano]

My girlfriend left me

She says I talk in haikus

I don't believe her

[GumiYummi]

I miss his fictional mom.

[swampboyy]

Haikus can be fun

But they can also be weird

Refri

[Sagespice700]

I love your beard

You love it you love it YEAH

Beard i can not have

[organa11]

like chicken ice cream

refridgerator dislike

poop is very gross

[czanghi]

syllable and stuff

cats drink orange juice somewhere

I like bananas

[KotaJMomo]

When on your way out

Be sure that you say goodbye

Then lock the door tight

[VideosOfJordan]

haiku's are simple,

They do not have to make sense,

Refrigerator.

[TwoStupidGirlsYT]

Wheezy waiter is

funny. Thank you for the laughs.

Keep up the good work.

[Junegirl1062]

Love Wheezy Waiter?

Because his movies are good?

I believe you do

[Leeman1115]

Aww shoot! I really wish I'd have seen this video when it came out... it's just... the problem is that... well...

I'd write a haiku,

But it's very hard to do

Since I don't know how...

[SemisonicNerdfighter]

Magic pants are cool

Girrafes like to buy dust mops

Yeah, this makes no sense

[NoahMusic96]

Well, here I am, now.

It's been a while, sorry, man.

Anyways, um... yeah.

[DanielAfroHead]

This haiku is late

but I wanted to do it

so thank you wheezy

[Ninjaslikelamas]

i had a bagel

And it was a very good bagel

was a free bagel

[pukipwner]

Zero, one, two, three.

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

Ten, eleven, twelve, BOOM.

[stude444]

I like stuff and things

I like stuff and things a lot

they smell like fun....time

[TigerCubBug013]

Why am I so late

Craig's beard is back, no worries

people are scary

[M00k64]

Stupid gallbladder

Not preforming properly

I WILL KILL YOU NOW!

[cavemonkynick]

I am all alone

My girlfriend joined the navy

Craigs mom, she rocks, BOOM!

[JakeTheFakeReal]

Wheezy Waiter's vids

are awesome for wasting time

this is a haiku 

[gleefulolive101]

Punch the eagle bird.

Eagles do not like you Craig.

Punch the eagle now.

[Joostwegter]

I like to eat cake.

With chocolate and berries.

That makes me hungry.

So, mission accomplished!

[StephPlusJimmy]

Making a pink monkey

Out of yarn and fiberfill

that is my project

[4kara6]

Haikus are so cool

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[ShortDood908]

I see you rollin

down town with the girl i love

and im like haiku...



[singninjasing]

Beardy Beardy Beard

Scruff Scruff Beard Itch Itch Clone Scruff

Tod has no scruff,boom.

[Rarefied100]

Haiku's are fun

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[Hicktles]

@Rarefied100 Copied

[uiruu]

12345

123457

54321

[ShoutingBird]

Whoops dunt mind that ...v. Butt mind this ... Parnicious outrage, Caused by ignorance to facts, Stop senseless violence.

[ShoutingBird]

Parnicious outrage

[tiendadelagricultor]

Talk to Corporate

Approve memos, lead workshops.

I am LIKE A BOSS.

[cddrummer97]

@purplecloudnine1 damn, you caught me... lmao

[ACupcakekitty]

The birds are singing

and the world is turning slow

the sun will not rise

[freddes25]

wtf is a haiku... im asking you even thoughg you just said it BUT i wrote this while you were saying something bout it so i couldn't here everything because im a guy.. a guy can only do 1 thing at the time..... lame phone wheezzy time to update man its 2011!

[ChilliConCarnage625]

Why write a haiku?

Your mom can do one for me.

Oh, Todd won *sadface*

[themostample]

I wrote a haiku

for a video that is

from two thousand nine

[DrSilentSam]

Writing a Haiku

Running out of syllables

Is a pain in the

[HenryMonmouth]

Haiku Fu?

[panda23567]

craig is so awesome

so is craig with a wigs beard

and regular craigs (beard)

[cddrummer97]

Haiku's can be fun

but sometimes they don't make sense

refrigerator

I think I won that one

[purplecloudnine1]

@cddrummer97

i think you stole that one

therefore it doesn't count, it was

from the internet

[KeybladeMaster33]

Now Wednesdays explode

Not sure if it's a thing yet

Oprah hasn't said

[MrBmgbmg16]

Sniffs the air, What's that?

I think the coffee is done!

Sky Bank sent me this.

[chalkboardscratch]

You lost the contest

But that's okay Craig Benzine!

The iron lungs rock

[LoverOfMusic120]

Craig were is your beard?

Your face was naked,aww man!

but it will come back! That was a FAIL, Haiku Fail! ;)

[dulcimerer]

study study stud

clean the house before no wait

watch wheezywaiter

[eeli1]

Haikus lack reason,

But then again this is Craig.

Dare to be pointless.

[prettyturtle806]

This is a haiku

It doesn't make any sense

 Refrigerator

[paigerr4971]

I should be study

ing right now. But who cares, Ha!

I'm going to fail.

[cheseeh]

f ding you todd

your mother is quite odd

refrigerator

[Squidpus]

I no like haiku

But I do love a good beard

Pancake pancake boom

[cryingpanda123]

NEVER SHAVE AGAIN

[starholder5]

This is my Haiku about 11:11

Eleven two times

A minute full of wishes

Twelve... Magic is gone.

[ChocoCreations]

dear stupid eagle

i hate you so so so much

stupid eagle PUNCH

(inspired by meekakitty)

[SomeChickAndAseel]

haikus are awful,

especially when you suck

at thinking of words.

[mikemike007ify]

hahahahaha yup funny

[ListeningForMusic]

I just laughed hard,

So hard I started to cry,

So I subscribed.

[Daraaggon]

i think that my project

was to watch wheezywaiter

videos..... fruit

[andtheydanced]

"Todd is not going to win. BOOM."

Was that an allusion to Explosion Wednesday?!

[TheFictionTube]

Epic explosion

Epic explosion again explosion... Walrus

[lollakaskoht]

I talked to her

She talked back to me, but

that's how far I got

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

Five syllables here,

Seven syllables this line

And now five again

[hatmanmedia]

Craig wants a haiku?

I refuse to write poetry!

Oh shit, I just did...

[DarkGaarafan17]

my life was empty

then i found wheezy waiter

my life is now whole

[Charzizzle]

you remind me almost exactly of my friend travis

[theloyalbadger]

wheezy waiter's beard

is something to behold, i

wish i could grow one

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[KaberianRoyalty]

*wink*

[fredfan231]

EXPLOSION

[axertian]

I am very late.

Late with this haiku, I mean.

I'm really sorry.

[Rellefg8]

im not creative,

boom!

[DethklokDudE691]

Haikou.

[PingPongRockers]

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[GumiYummi]

Craig is so awesome

His mom and dad are good to

To bad Todd won. Boom!

[bestnoob1]

why am i doing this

this is a stupid idea

i hate myself now

:(

[alBoorack]

I do love my beard

So much that I never shave

til my wife hits me

[MultiTDIfan]

WheezyWater's cool

He looks younger with no beard

I f*ding* love it

:D

[CheeseGenius]

Haikus are epic

Including this one, innit

LOL jokes just kidding!

[M4DM4N789]

Wheezywaiter Rocks

And so does his awesome beard

Now I leave a wink

;)

[GregTheBarge]

Awesome

[thehelpfullhint]

wheezy is awesome

stalkerowl is a perv right

he is also dumb

=^_^=

[stalkerowl]

I'm intelligent.

This is a bad ass haiku.

Penis vagina.

[bufar]

I dislike haiku

because I always have too

many syllables.

[ellytwilightaddict11]

i am so wicked

wheezy waiter is awesome too

look at this :) ha ha :-)

[gkchvh]

Haikus don't have to

conform to the 5 7 5 pattern

I learned that in school

[TheAddyGee]

Come here potato

Today, "lol"ling makes lettuce

"Correction Pervert?"

[xobrokencrayons]

haikus are awesome

but they sometimes don't make sense

refrigerator

[TokyoDiimond]

I'm sitting at school

Having a Wheezy-A-thon

I'm a beard lover!

Well, "stubble lover" for now...

[UT0013]

All men are mortal

And Socrates is a man,

Therefore, he's mortal.

[MegaWonderkitty]

i will not say boom

oh wait i just did dang it

five more sylablles

(i dont know how to spell sylablles)

[iwatchandisee]

lackadaisical

autobiographical

sacroiliac 

[RainyDayzHD]

Most roses are red

But all violets are blue

Tod's beard will lose BOOM!

[DowntownDanielbrown]

You're beard is awesome

Tod's beard is not quite as good

Tod will not win BOOM

[TheKatShowIsHere]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!­!!!!!!!!BEARD!!!!!!!!!!! imma die

[clairebearcake]

Craig has no beard now

This seems very strange to me

It makes him look ugly

:-)

[dagreateli]

Craig, I love your nose

I love your beautiful eyes

Your beard is awsome

[MissClaireMcCarthy]

i like to eat soup

i love wheezy waiter lots

puppies are nice... boom

[kayla112234]

my name is kayla

i am obsessed with wheezy waiter

i love his vlogs... boom

[batteribarn100]

Omg no beard :o

[MadeofAwesome4ever]

Explosion Wednesday:

It is totally a thing!

I think you're kidding.

[Starrehchan]

I love the coffee

When it's done, I always cheer

But what if it's not?

[megafranker]

Craig beats the eagle

Macintosh beats Microsoft

I destroy Haikus

[GumiYummi]

Wheezywaiter rox

He is so cool I'm jealous

I love you wheezy

[emmyawards24]

COFFEE!!!! Where's the coffee?

[papercut043]

syllable sylla-

syllable syllable syll-

syllable sylla-

[PaulineTheAsian]

Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch

Kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick, kick

Punch, punch, punch, punch, punch

[sdrawkcab190]

five syllables now

seven syllables later

five syllables, lame,

[subtitan7]

Snoop dogg once said

When the pimps and the cribs yall

drop it like its hot

[danny899]

i think its too late

to make a haiku for you

better late than never!

[iPoopypants]

I want a poopie

I really think that I kick

Mommies are lolcats.

[norco806]

i love your older videos... they are great

[gegindride]

Only just subscribed

I just found out about you

Thanks Mitchell Davis

[gegindride]

Only just subscribed

Cause' your so *shirting* funny

Haha. Haha. Ha.

[LinksPersonalPissoff]

I like to drink booz, even thow I'm eleven, booz are still goodness. My friends use goodness as a weird ajetive.

[MyMothersBlackJeans]

I like your mom craig

She is a nice lady...bug...

I suck at haikus...

[nutmegbear4u]

The stubble looks great!!

[LP0FireBird0LP]

Rah-bertson must suck

Why is your beard so damn slow?

Get your money back

[ILikeRandomThingsXD]

im writing a cinquin for homework XD

[duckerly28]

Jesus, did everyone post the refrigerator haiku?

[elizdabeth]

Haikus are real fun

But sometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[elizdabeth]

Haikus are real fun

But cometimes they don't make sense

Refrigerator

[kyui13]

The moon glows faintly

Casting shadows on the ground

Todd will not win, BOOM.

[PandaJack94]

I have a project now! Making vlogs :)

[risuthesquirrel]

the cake is a lie

apparently so are beards

cake rocks but beards... meh

lol jk.

[borgnydedrik]

I ate and apple

it was a good piece of fruit

later i will poop

[changelingchild1]

just an anticdote,

what the hell is that, wheezy?

Todd will not win, BOOM.

[IssyRedbird]

Wheezy waiter rocks.

Explosion Wednesday is fun.

I want a pet whale.

[MajoraProject]

tod Will not win boom XD

[TheLolgodlol]

I like to watch porn

Because I am a pervert

who like to watch tits

[Mrblondeok]

@ArtisticwithaK Fail lolol

[TheLolgodlol]

@ArtisticwithaK whaat?

[KASSISHOT]

@ArtisticwithaK .....damn dude not funny :/

[Lizfth2]

Explosion Wednesday,

It's not technically a thing,

But it makes my day.

[breakxthexcycle]

Ha! Oh my goodness.

Momma Wheezy is awesome.

So was this vid. Ding.

[FunnySun10]

Haikus are so fun,

but sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

[JaydenJohnsonBalls]

@FunnySun10 THIS IS ON A SHIRT THAT MY UNCLE OWNS.

[Elemental135]

Clones do all his chores

His beard is super awesome

wheezywaiter BOOM!

[SuperEmjo]

Trust me

[TommyPateyBreakingNl]

roses are red

voilets are pink,green and blue

i am awesome are you?

[dbird425]

i love haikus lots,

but sometimes they dont make sense.

refrigerator.

[doyly909]

@dbird425 dd u see that off hanks t-shirt, i did =P

[420mmmkay]

@dbird425 good job little one :)

[ThyPunkRockKitty]

@dbird425 It's even better if the haikus are original.

[TheZeldafan67]

I like cheese it's cool.

I like to eat cheese sometimes.

cheese is cool ka-boom.

[theinternetis]

As the wind does blow

Across the trees, I see the

Todd will not win. BOOM

[cxsss]

Your mother is nice

She tells the truth alot man

Haiku master is she

[SkipS5]

Haikus are easy

Sometimes they do not make sense

Refrigerator 

[JilleyWillyNilly]

Craig was a waiter

now he is not a waiter

He is still awesome

[tossigtoker]

Wezzy Waiters beard is sexy

I got no beard i´m a girl

I am still sexy BOOM!

[3240096]

My name is Maddy

My middle name is Marie

I like your hott scruff

^_-