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  • SAUL GOODMAN!!!!!!!!

  • This would be more enjoyable if a YouTube advert didn't come on every five minutes spouting stuff loudly over the film. Even after I put it on mute, it just comes back on.

  • hell, i forgot the third word too

  • this guy would be so chill to blaze with

  • for real... its true what @tobytobzy says.. you have to be high to understand the jokes,, watching this sober.. is like watching paint dry.. but watchinh this stoned.. is like painting a painting,, you know what i mean??

  • 1:07 BETTER CALL SAUL

  • Why do people wax nearly religious about weed? If someone touted the virtues of vodka like that,they'd be branded a lush.Heroin a junky.I don't love or hate the stuff.It's just a plant that smells like ass when burned.I can teach anyone to exist like they're in a time warp,prattle on endlessly and nonsensically,chomp junk food like a retarded cow,and laugh at everything and nothing naturally and for free.

  • What's the music at 9:23?

  • That Bob Odenkirk guy at the beginning of this really sounds like Bill Hicks!

  • hes alot LESS funnier when hes not high

  • I repeated "Pen", "Paper", "Pencil" the last time...

  • awwwww!! poor doug benson! his mom uses him for his money :(

  • @tobytobzy No you dont :D

  • cost me 6 dollars and a chicken lol

  • If everyone smoked weed the world would be a better place

  • he is only funny when your high

  • so many haters

  • How can you's not rekon hes funny?

    You're all downers.

  • Lol the audience is like the scooby doo laugh track

    Sorry I'm straight stoned.

  • how can he call himself a comedian

  • I think hes a good comedian. I am stoned but im prety sure

  • this guys hilarious when i'm stoned...watching it now, he's not that funny

  • is it just me or does the audience laugh at anything?

  • This fool is jokes!

  • lol he lost weight cause of no munchies

  • I forgot wire haha :)

  • haha, i guess you have to be quite baked to find it funny.

  • MALARIA SUCKS

  • I think he is funny anyway but more when he smokes.

  • fuck this dude sucks

  • "Wire?! Okay....no wonder :l "

  • smokin pot makes everything more fun :D

  • does anyone know the song at the end?

  • yea hes a shitty stand up comedian

  • Doug benson is so awesome :D

    Smoke more!

  • MAKIN. SHIT HAPPEN. ON. SANTA-MONICA. BOULEVARD. xD

  • That's some really shitty stand up comedy

  • He looks really tired all the time

  • i wish Danny McBride did this experiment instead of doug benson because danny mcbride is actually funny

  • i think he'd be a better comedian if he was high!

  • well mrjimmy u made to part 3 stupid!

  • his jokes are pretty lame but the movie as a whole is pretty interesting.. enough that i've watched it a few times. usually when i smoke once in a while i'll watch it. i guess it's like having a foam finger at a football game. haha

  • If it becomes legalized there will probably be governemt regulations and shit and eventually theyll do exactly what they did to tobacco, add shit to make it addicting.

  • This is my chair alright.. my chair and i'm stoned but it's my chair and it's better because I am LEGALIZE WEED .. TAX IT PUT AN AGE LIMIT ON IT REGULATE IT .. YOU.. WILL.. MAKE.. BILLIONS.. BIIIILIONS.. But it probably won't be good for people and everything OMG THERE IS 200 MORE UNITS LEFT ON THE TEXT BAR.. OH NOW ITS 175 .. NOW BEFORE THEN WHICH IS BEFORE ''NOW'' This is an awsum movie.

  • to all the people replying to my comment telling me to shut up and smoke a joint..ehh no he is shit he didnt say one thing that is funny ye's are all just stuck up his ass cus hes a comedian that smokes weed ..but hes a cunt cus he doesnt inhale which i would know cus i smoke..a massive waste of weed so shut the fuck up and stop commenting me with stupid fuckin replies

  • the dude at the begining of the video is a faggot.

  • legalize!

    

  • I don't understand how he forgot boat cucumber wire! It's so simple! LOL

  • he ALWAYS looks high?????

  • hes the most unfunny comedian ive ever heard

  • @Mrjimmy498 Then you dont smoke weed, or you have NO sense of humour what so ever.

  • @Mrjimmy498 You are obviously not a stoner, cause if you were, you would realize he is funny. Also, if you smoked pot, you would laughing anyway

  • @coxi666 lolololol why would any of that matter?? if we are talking about whats funny and whats no what difference would it make if your a stoner or not?? I smoke weed everyday and i think this guys not that funny i definitely crack a smile on some of his jokes but hes not that great but this movie in general is great. But still if you have to be a stoner to like a comedian thats even worse for him.

  • @Mrjimmy498 Doug Benson? I think hes kinda funny but some of these other guys in this movie arent.

  • @Mrjimmy498 hes fucking hilarious shut the fuck up and smoke a joint u need one

  • @Mrjimmy498 cause you have to be high to understand it.

  • @tobytobzy i'm not high, i think he's funny

  • @tobytobzy If you have to be high to find something funny, then it's not funny.

    When you're high you think a packet of chips is funny... then you think it's your edible best friend.

  • @tobytobzy you dont have to be high in order to get it,

  • @tobytobzy Yeah he sucks, anyone can tell weed stories! But legalize it fore sure!!!

  • @Mrjimmy498

    not just he, all of them in the movie...

  • @Mrjimmy498 How is this the top comment when the video has 268 likes and only 5 dislikes?

  • @Mrjimmy498 you clearly don't smoke weed

  • @Liamjj22 of course i fucking do why else would i of watched this?

  • @Mrjimmy498 I guess we should've been advised to watch more for the experiment, not the comedy.

  • @Mrjimmy498 not tru

  • @Mrjimmy498 cmon dude im njoyin his jokes :D

  • @Mrjimmy498 not really, youre just a little young to understand his dry humor

  • @forrees18acc how old do you think i am?

  • @Mrjimmy498 Doug Benson is a funny dude, and a genuine mensch. He's not the kinda cocksucker who sits hunched behind his keyboard all day typing shitty things on the internet. I mean, really - HE'S the worst comedian you've heard? There's no way that could be true, sorry.

  • @Mrjimmy498 It would be funny as fuck if you were high..xD

  • @Mrjimmy498 Who? Doug?

  • @Mrjimmy498

    so was bill hicks...

  • @Mrjimmy498 Yeah he sucks, anyone can tell weed stories! But legalize it fore sure!!!

  • Smoke weed everyday

  • Working at a dry cleaners for four years, I saw a lot of different people from a lot of different backgrounds and yeah I did have some stoner customers and I swear to you, most of them were white collar, upstanding citizens that you'd NEVER think would. I did have a yoga instructor that left a bag with a bud in it, in her laundry ha ha we put it in one of the paper "we found this in your clothes" labeled bags and put it with her laundry order lol.

  • smoking weed isnt a thing you do every now and then its a lifestyle

    

  • i cheifin right now

  • Like if you forgot the 3 words!!

  • hes way better high

  • this documentary sucks ass.

  • 6 dollars and a chicken lol

  • 420 smoked a bowl before parasailing

  • @KidCulifha lol

  • "plus she wouldn't pass that shit! now that is rude"

  • who else fucked up on " boat cucumber wire "

  • @papapap7

    No lie I got it and I was stoned off my ass lol.  Just depends on the person and their mind.

  • the like and dislike button looks like joint :D

  • LMAO like if the advertisment is VISINE!!

  • wow, i think i found the perfect place to fart! hahahaha

  • i hate how he calls it pot all of the time. such a shitty name

  • I would never have tought that this documentary was going to be so boring!

  • Why the fuck is he going to see some douchebag psychic?  Thats not science.

  • thumbs up if you only remembered only boat and cucumber too lol

  • dam wheres part 4 grrrrrrrr

  • Boat, Cucumber.... Dawm I forgot the 3 words like him lol.

  • what sucks is texas is one of the most conservative states in america so where i live is probably the last place for weed to be legal but atleast i can still get fucked up on myu lehgal salvia ;D!!!

  • god bless 420 foir all

  • 5 people didn't smoke a bowl

  • wow i forgote the third one aswell

  • @qtk8 this right here is where a prohibitionist would say: open ur eyes u blind stoner, it was at the top of the menu ! but i'm not gonna say that cus i'm all about legalization and i don't judge people just cus they missed something ! :) u were talking about this clip, right ? hahaha

  • Two of my favourtie thing: Marijuana and comedy! Can it get much better? Wish i had a dimebag right now though lol

  • iv smoked weed since i was 16 im 20 now. im also a full time student doing two degrees with a double major and I have two jobs on top of that. fuk you if you think im lazy

  • he looks so high in every scene when he says hes not smoking at the moment

  • 4/20

  • I love that dog in a cage joke at 7:06 haha signs....

  • @Toxonuts It may be to do with the fact that mine is a cheap brand lol. Now that i think of it, i didnt use much powder cos im trying to make it last til the beginning of next month, which is probli why it was watery. Then again, ive never really enjoyed protein shakes :s

  • That guy making jokes at the beginning is a dick, just sayin'...

  • @midgetalex28 No he's not. He rules.

  • @smartbunny lololol

  • @Toxonuts I had a protein shake while high, thinking it wud taste better but it was fucking nasty lol. Tasted worse than wen im sober

  • that's how Boat Cucumber Wire became another name for weed

  • @Toxonuts try working out while smoking?

  • fuck that bob odenkirk guy looks like he is related to bill orielly

  • if anyone knows the answer to this question can you answer me . I smoke pot like two to three times a week and i work out at the gym the other days . does weed take the muscle away ?

  • @MrOCAHM if you don't do much activity during the times you smoke weed you wont gain muscle, but the weed itself doesn't take away the muscle, it's the lack of exercise that will.

  • @MrOCAHM no it doesnt. lets roll 1up

  • "he told me um,wire,bacon,and some otherone?" lmao im high and that made me laugh -.-

  • Everyone who thinks they should make super coke me or super sex me please give me thumbs up

  • Thought his shirt said "Marijuana sucks."

    Was about to have some choice words for him

  • lol i got a 1265 my first time at sat and i was not stoned ... =]

  • like if you couldn't remember boat, cucumber, wire.

  • Can they just show the thirty days WITH pot already?

  • @ggirlss94 right? I almost stopped watching because it feels like its trying to trick you into showing you weeds bad.

  • @ggirlss94 you know you can skip ahead to other videos right?

  • I couldn't remember the 3 words D:

  • HAHAHAHAHA ´(man I shoulda fucking smoked a bowl) good shit

  • Guys, if you aren't enjoying this movie ... you're not high enough.

  • im down with pot and all but this movie blows. the entertainment value sucks, hes not funny or engaging and i dont feel like watching part 4 and on.

  • I have the best stoner videos in my favorites.

    anyone have some good ones?

  • boat cucumber wire

  • That brunette at 6:50 is such a cutie!

  • from first glance. he looks mentally retarded

  • I don't find him very funny, but i'm intrested to see how his 30 day high pans out.

  • fuck homies shirt

  • Boat cucumber WIRE!!! WIRE you son of a bitch!

  • When I was at Disneyland I saw Jeff Ross at "Pirates' and inside my head said "holy shit it's that guy from the roasts and shit what's his name oh yea jeff ro--" and by then he was looking at me as if saying "look away and walk away as quickly as possible because I can see that you recognize me and my kids are here and they dont need to see me murder you." Fucking genious with the way he looks at a motherfucker.

  • my nigga jeff ross boss

  • @nerdheid7 how is it any better? please explain. if you get your shit from a dispensary its the same shit.

  • anyone know the song at 9:23?

  • It's wire you idiot

  • i went parasailing toooo! :o lol

  • why would u get sick of it? lol

    stoners= smoke weed everyday. (S.W.E.D) thats what stoners do, is smoke weed everyday, wake n bakes, after noon tokes, nighttime tokes, bedtime tokes.)

    if they (we) got sick of it after a month straight im pretty sure we would of stopped it.

    lol swed

  • @trex2312 swed

  • @trex2312

    People like you are the ones who make people hate stoners, you try to make a fucking culture of it. All it is, is something that makes you feel good, Thats like making a culture out of jacking off. You can enjoy it, but don't go yelling about it and it's special traditions and acronyms, that makes you look like an idiot.

  • @10lettername EXACTLY! It should be legal because it has been proven to be less harmful than alcohol, but drunkards don't have retarded fucking acronyms, and trex2312 makes us look like cunts.

  • @trex2312 Not all stoners are the same, I smoke a lot of fucking weed but sometimes Life comes in to play some games and I have to stop, Work or family related, It sucks but sometimes it has to be done.

  • 6:11 i laughed so hard when the bell went off and he shit hiself

  • thumbs up if you're high and couldn't remember the three words.

    Boat, cucumber, wire

  • LOL the ad on the side is for drugfreeworld, and a bunch of stoners are watching

  • On the ad of the right of the video it has a booklet about not smokeing pot hahah

  • @nerdheid7 I love my Canadian weed.

  • BACON!

  • thumbs up if you forgot all three wrods:D

  • if ur stoned all day for a month youll hate weed so much, i did, now just wake and bake, but cant smoke for 6 months

  • @ThePeckerwood310 dude thats not true i do that all day long for like the past 3 months and i still love it

  • @sexkittydeluxe i guess it's different for everyone

  • @ThePeckerwood310 I haven't been stoned ALL day for a month, longest was like, 20 days all day, but I wasn't sick of it.

  • hes smoked so much weed that he always looks high..woohoo!!!

  • I forgot the last word too!

  • like this if you smoke or smoked pot

  • @jaycolt455 HAHAHAHA

  • i was smoking a joint, when he said repeat the words, i had to replay the video for cucumber.

  • Love the video so far! Thanks for sharing it :)

  • @nerdheid LMAO you don't get better weed then usa. your fucking stupid You know what cali kush is "cali" as in the state. And its legal to some extent here, but just cause its legal doesn't mean you have better weed

  • noooo im outta pot!

  • 9:30 lost 2 pounds in flamin hot cheetos :p

  • I forgot those 3 words too lmaoo

  • if you are watching this unstoned your fun factor level must be sub-zero

  • @Reptoyd I don't even smoke weed and I love this movie so I disagree.

  • he looks like a super stoned version of my uncle