This would be more enjoyable if a YouTube advert didn't come on every five minutes spouting stuff loudly over the film. Even after I put it on mute, it just comes back on.
for real... its true what @tobytobzy says.. you have to be high to understand the jokes,, watching this sober.. is like watching paint dry.. but watchinh this stoned.. is like painting a painting,, you know what i mean??
Why do people wax nearly religious about weed? If someone touted the virtues of vodka like that,they'd be branded a lush.Heroin a junky.I don't love or hate the stuff.It's just a plant that smells like ass when burned.I can teach anyone to exist like they're in a time warp,prattle on endlessly and nonsensically,chomp junk food like a retarded cow,and laugh at everything and nothing naturally and for free.
his jokes are pretty lame but the movie as a whole is pretty interesting.. enough that i've watched it a few times. usually when i smoke once in a while i'll watch it. i guess it's like having a foam finger at a football game. haha
If it becomes legalized there will probably be governemt regulations and shit and eventually theyll do exactly what they did to tobacco, add shit to make it addicting.
This is my chair alright.. my chair and i'm stoned but it's my chair and it's better because I am LEGALIZE WEED .. TAX IT PUT AN AGE LIMIT ON IT REGULATE IT .. YOU.. WILL.. MAKE.. BILLIONS.. BIIIILIONS.. But it probably won't be good for people and everything OMG THERE IS 200 MORE UNITS LEFT ON THE TEXT BAR.. OH NOW ITS 175 .. NOW BEFORE THEN WHICH IS BEFORE ''NOW'' This is an awsum movie.
to all the people replying to my comment telling me to shut up and smoke a joint..ehh no he is shit he didnt say one thing that is funny ye's are all just stuck up his ass cus hes a comedian that smokes weed ..but hes a cunt cus he doesnt inhale which i would know cus i smoke..a massive waste of weed so shut the fuck up and stop commenting me with stupid fuckin replies
@coxi666 lolololol why would any of that matter?? if we are talking about whats funny and whats no what difference would it make if your a stoner or not?? I smoke weed everyday and i think this guys not that funny i definitely crack a smile on some of his jokes but hes not that great but this movie in general is great. But still if you have to be a stoner to like a comedian thats even worse for him.
@Mrjimmy498 Doug Benson is a funny dude, and a genuine mensch. He's not the kinda cocksucker who sits hunched behind his keyboard all day typing shitty things on the internet. I mean, really - HE'S the worst comedian you've heard? There's no way that could be true, sorry.
Working at a dry cleaners for four years, I saw a lot of different people from a lot of different backgrounds and yeah I did have some stoner customers and I swear to you, most of them were white collar, upstanding citizens that you'd NEVER think would. I did have a yoga instructor that left a bag with a bud in it, in her laundry ha ha we put it in one of the paper "we found this in your clothes" labeled bags and put it with her laundry order lol.
what sucks is texas is one of the most conservative states in america so where i live is probably the last place for weed to be legal but atleast i can still get fucked up on myu lehgal salvia ;D!!!
@qtk8 this right here is where a prohibitionist would say: open ur eyes u blind stoner, it was at the top of the menu ! but i'm not gonna say that cus i'm all about legalization and i don't judge people just cus they missed something ! :) u were talking about this clip, right ? hahaha
iv smoked weed since i was 16 im 20 now. im also a full time student doing two degrees with a double major and I have two jobs on top of that. fuk you if you think im lazy
@Toxonuts It may be to do with the fact that mine is a cheap brand lol. Now that i think of it, i didnt use much powder cos im trying to make it last til the beginning of next month, which is probli why it was watery. Then again, ive never really enjoyed protein shakes :s
if anyone knows the answer to this question can you answer me . I smoke pot like two to three times a week and i work out at the gym the other days . does weed take the muscle away ?
@MrOCAHM if you don't do much activity during the times you smoke weed you wont gain muscle, but the weed itself doesn't take away the muscle, it's the lack of exercise that will.
When I was at Disneyland I saw Jeff Ross at "Pirates' and inside my head said "holy shit it's that guy from the roasts and shit what's his name oh yea jeff ro--" and by then he was looking at me as if saying "look away and walk away as quickly as possible because I can see that you recognize me and my kids are here and they dont need to see me murder you." Fucking genious with the way he looks at a motherfucker.
stoners= smoke weed everyday. (S.W.E.D) thats what stoners do, is smoke weed everyday, wake n bakes, after noon tokes, nighttime tokes, bedtime tokes.)
if they (we) got sick of it after a month straight im pretty sure we would of stopped it.
People like you are the ones who make people hate stoners, you try to make a fucking culture of it. All it is, is something that makes you feel good, Thats like making a culture out of jacking off. You can enjoy it, but don't go yelling about it and it's special traditions and acronyms, that makes you look like an idiot.
@10lettername EXACTLY! It should be legal because it has been proven to be less harmful than alcohol, but drunkards don't have retarded fucking acronyms, and trex2312 makes us look like cunts.
@trex2312 Not all stoners are the same, I smoke a lot of fucking weed but sometimes Life comes in to play some games and I have to stop, Work or family related, It sucks but sometimes it has to be done.
@nerdheid LMAO you don't get better weed then usa. your fucking stupid You know what cali kush is "cali" as in the state. And its legal to some extent here, but just cause its legal doesn't mean you have better weed
SAUL GOODMAN!!!!!!!!
TupacCobain 17 hours ago
This would be more enjoyable if a YouTube advert didn't come on every five minutes spouting stuff loudly over the film. Even after I put it on mute, it just comes back on.
franceshemphill 5 days ago
hell, i forgot the third word too
thekillerwaldo 1 week ago
this guy would be so chill to blaze with
xDeeJxX 1 week ago
for real... its true what @tobytobzy says.. you have to be high to understand the jokes,, watching this sober.. is like watching paint dry.. but watchinh this stoned.. is like painting a painting,, you know what i mean??
mazafuzle 2 weeks ago
1:07 BETTER CALL SAUL
TheSupraNinja 3 weeks ago
Why do people wax nearly religious about weed? If someone touted the virtues of vodka like that,they'd be branded a lush.Heroin a junky.I don't love or hate the stuff.It's just a plant that smells like ass when burned.I can teach anyone to exist like they're in a time warp,prattle on endlessly and nonsensically,chomp junk food like a retarded cow,and laugh at everything and nothing naturally and for free.
exeuroweenie 1 month ago
What's the music at 9:23?
theoutspoken 1 month ago
That Bob Odenkirk guy at the beginning of this really sounds like Bill Hicks!
unlockthepower 1 month ago
hes alot LESS funnier when hes not high
hoodfella166 1 month ago
I repeated "Pen", "Paper", "Pencil" the last time...
BlaQsheeeP 1 month ago
awwwww!! poor doug benson! his mom uses him for his money :(
Wanderlustie 2 months ago
@tobytobzy No you dont :D
JagaurJbizz 2 months ago
cost me 6 dollars and a chicken lol
brickcitymobbin 2 months ago
If everyone smoked weed the world would be a better place
casey24paul 2 months ago 7
he is only funny when your high
calibornwaverider 2 months ago
so many haters
ZootedMedia 2 months ago
How can you's not rekon hes funny?
You're all downers.
BakedRangs 2 months ago
Lol the audience is like the scooby doo laugh track
Sorry I'm straight stoned.
CaptainHurpDurp 2 months ago
how can he call himself a comedian
twest451 2 months ago
I think hes a good comedian. I am stoned but im prety sure
MrHigh420Kush 3 months ago
this guys hilarious when i'm stoned...watching it now, he's not that funny
SATAN1KO 3 months ago
is it just me or does the audience laugh at anything?
biggs95 3 months ago 2
This fool is jokes!
jettcenterfold 3 months ago
lol he lost weight cause of no munchies
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shorty1786 4 months ago
I forgot wire haha :)
jaxter9647 4 months ago
haha, i guess you have to be quite baked to find it funny.
AhornsirupIsGerman 4 months ago
MALARIA SUCKS
Beech165 4 months ago 3
I think he is funny anyway but more when he smokes.
TheIrieGamer 4 months ago
fuck this dude sucks
jackjgallagher 4 months ago
"Wire?! Okay....no wonder :l "
09129823 4 months ago
smokin pot makes everything more fun :D
LarsUlrichIsMe 5 months ago
does anyone know the song at the end?
littletrio 5 months ago
yea hes a shitty stand up comedian
catuj87 5 months ago 2
Doug benson is so awesome :D
Smoke more!
coolhand1010 5 months ago
MAKIN. SHIT HAPPEN. ON. SANTA-MONICA. BOULEVARD. xD
billyc2010 5 months ago
That's some really shitty stand up comedy
joebandoe 6 months ago
He looks really tired all the time
animethat 6 months ago
i wish Danny McBride did this experiment instead of doug benson because danny mcbride is actually funny
whatTHEheckYecc 6 months ago
i think he'd be a better comedian if he was high!
FIFACommentater 6 months ago
well mrjimmy u made to part 3 stupid!
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MickaelaLUVZtravis 6 months ago in playlist Super High Me
his jokes are pretty lame but the movie as a whole is pretty interesting.. enough that i've watched it a few times. usually when i smoke once in a while i'll watch it. i guess it's like having a foam finger at a football game. haha
darkw0rldburden 6 months ago
If it becomes legalized there will probably be governemt regulations and shit and eventually theyll do exactly what they did to tobacco, add shit to make it addicting.
zigcom42 6 months ago 3
This is my chair alright.. my chair and i'm stoned but it's my chair and it's better because I am LEGALIZE WEED .. TAX IT PUT AN AGE LIMIT ON IT REGULATE IT .. YOU.. WILL.. MAKE.. BILLIONS.. BIIIILIONS.. But it probably won't be good for people and everything OMG THERE IS 200 MORE UNITS LEFT ON THE TEXT BAR.. OH NOW ITS 175 .. NOW BEFORE THEN WHICH IS BEFORE ''NOW'' This is an awsum movie.
Falchorn585 7 months ago
to all the people replying to my comment telling me to shut up and smoke a joint..ehh no he is shit he didnt say one thing that is funny ye's are all just stuck up his ass cus hes a comedian that smokes weed ..but hes a cunt cus he doesnt inhale which i would know cus i smoke..a massive waste of weed so shut the fuck up and stop commenting me with stupid fuckin replies
Mrjimmy498 7 months ago
the dude at the begining of the video is a faggot.
whatsreallygoody 7 months ago
legalize!
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CraigXchannel 7 months ago
I don't understand how he forgot boat cucumber wire! It's so simple! LOL
AngelofMusic101 7 months ago
he ALWAYS looks high?????
attilagang1913 7 months ago
hes the most unfunny comedian ive ever heard
Mrjimmy498 7 months ago 97
@Mrjimmy498 Then you dont smoke weed, or you have NO sense of humour what so ever.
TheQsHq 7 months ago 2
@Mrjimmy498 You are obviously not a stoner, cause if you were, you would realize he is funny. Also, if you smoked pot, you would laughing anyway
coxi666 7 months ago
@coxi666 lolololol why would any of that matter?? if we are talking about whats funny and whats no what difference would it make if your a stoner or not?? I smoke weed everyday and i think this guys not that funny i definitely crack a smile on some of his jokes but hes not that great but this movie in general is great. But still if you have to be a stoner to like a comedian thats even worse for him.
BiggieSmalls11111 7 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 Doug Benson? I think hes kinda funny but some of these other guys in this movie arent.
vaildog1 7 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 hes fucking hilarious shut the fuck up and smoke a joint u need one
dondamon356 7 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 cause you have to be high to understand it.
tobytobzy 7 months ago 45
@tobytobzy i'm not high, i think he's funny
aprincessgonewrong 2 months ago
@tobytobzy If you have to be high to find something funny, then it's not funny.
When you're high you think a packet of chips is funny... then you think it's your edible best friend.
ProblmSolvd 3 weeks ago
@tobytobzy you dont have to be high in order to get it,
ferminator818 3 weeks ago
@tobytobzy Yeah he sucks, anyone can tell weed stories! But legalize it fore sure!!!
5tonyvvvv 1 week ago
@Mrjimmy498
not just he, all of them in the movie...
PunkAdict90 6 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 How is this the top comment when the video has 268 likes and only 5 dislikes?
Flea817 6 months ago 4
@Mrjimmy498 you clearly don't smoke weed
Liamjj22 5 months ago
@Liamjj22 of course i fucking do why else would i of watched this?
Mrjimmy498 5 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 I guess we should've been advised to watch more for the experiment, not the comedy.
tmazhindu 5 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 not tru
Kerrtus69 5 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 cmon dude im njoyin his jokes :D
inurfacez10 5 months ago 2
@Mrjimmy498 not really, youre just a little young to understand his dry humor
forrees18acc 5 months ago
@forrees18acc how old do you think i am?
Mrjimmy498 5 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 Doug Benson is a funny dude, and a genuine mensch. He's not the kinda cocksucker who sits hunched behind his keyboard all day typing shitty things on the internet. I mean, really - HE'S the worst comedian you've heard? There's no way that could be true, sorry.
sckraco 4 months ago 4
@Mrjimmy498 It would be funny as fuck if you were high..xD
Ted443 4 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 Who? Doug?
BakedRangs 2 months ago
@Mrjimmy498
so was bill hicks...
xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx 2 months ago
@Mrjimmy498 Yeah he sucks, anyone can tell weed stories! But legalize it fore sure!!!
5tonyvvvv 1 week ago
Smoke weed everyday
lakers91733 7 months ago
Working at a dry cleaners for four years, I saw a lot of different people from a lot of different backgrounds and yeah I did have some stoner customers and I swear to you, most of them were white collar, upstanding citizens that you'd NEVER think would. I did have a yoga instructor that left a bag with a bud in it, in her laundry ha ha we put it in one of the paper "we found this in your clothes" labeled bags and put it with her laundry order lol.
girl123interrupted 7 months ago
smoking weed isnt a thing you do every now and then its a lifestyle
bikerdudeful 8 months ago 4
i cheifin right now
GunziHotpocket 8 months ago
Like if you forgot the 3 words!!
thebuzz49 8 months ago
hes way better high
skilldog393 8 months ago
this documentary sucks ass.
ItsOttis 8 months ago
6 dollars and a chicken lol
deniskamol 8 months ago
420 smoked a bowl before parasailing
shazala420 8 months ago
@KidCulifha lol
jaycolt455 8 months ago
"plus she wouldn't pass that shit! now that is rude"
jakeeySG97 8 months ago 3
who else fucked up on " boat cucumber wire "
papapap7 9 months ago 52
@papapap7
No lie I got it and I was stoned off my ass lol. Just depends on the person and their mind.
TKO52286 7 months ago
the like and dislike button looks like joint :D
goviveksingh 9 months ago
LMAO like if the advertisment is VISINE!!
sebastien1993iscool 9 months ago
wow, i think i found the perfect place to fart! hahahaha
totallytits118 9 months ago
i hate how he calls it pot all of the time. such a shitty name
mdross9500 9 months ago
I would never have tought that this documentary was going to be so boring!
curmudgeon86 9 months ago
Why the fuck is he going to see some douchebag psychic? Thats not science.
pronoob1983 9 months ago
thumbs up if you only remembered only boat and cucumber too lol
WowzaBoyz 9 months ago 2
dam wheres part 4 grrrrrrrr
LetsPartyDJ4U 9 months ago
Boat, Cucumber.... Dawm I forgot the 3 words like him lol.
13Hoesay 9 months ago
what sucks is texas is one of the most conservative states in america so where i live is probably the last place for weed to be legal but atleast i can still get fucked up on myu lehgal salvia ;D!!!
MODredxking 9 months ago
god bless 420 foir all
gman195 10 months ago
5 people didn't smoke a bowl
1800Bulgaria 10 months ago
wow i forgote the third one aswell
qtk8 10 months ago
@qtk8 this right here is where a prohibitionist would say: open ur eyes u blind stoner, it was at the top of the menu ! but i'm not gonna say that cus i'm all about legalization and i don't judge people just cus they missed something ! :) u were talking about this clip, right ? hahaha
xXAeon89Xx 10 months ago
Two of my favourtie thing: Marijuana and comedy! Can it get much better? Wish i had a dimebag right now though lol
TheGrownUpAdult 10 months ago
iv smoked weed since i was 16 im 20 now. im also a full time student doing two degrees with a double major and I have two jobs on top of that. fuk you if you think im lazy
TFBOTI 10 months ago
he looks so high in every scene when he says hes not smoking at the moment
dronecult 10 months ago
4/20
iSeeHateGalore 10 months ago
I love that dog in a cage joke at 7:06 haha signs....
chinguidinsky 10 months ago
@Toxonuts It may be to do with the fact that mine is a cheap brand lol. Now that i think of it, i didnt use much powder cos im trying to make it last til the beginning of next month, which is probli why it was watery. Then again, ive never really enjoyed protein shakes :s
Hughesy16LFC 10 months ago
That guy making jokes at the beginning is a dick, just sayin'...
midgetalex28 10 months ago
@midgetalex28 No he's not. He rules.
smartbunny 10 months ago
@smartbunny lololol
midgetalex28 10 months ago
@Toxonuts I had a protein shake while high, thinking it wud taste better but it was fucking nasty lol. Tasted worse than wen im sober
Hughesy16LFC 10 months ago
that's how Boat Cucumber Wire became another name for weed
kickboxinghero 10 months ago
@Toxonuts try working out while smoking?
theready4fire 10 months ago
fuck that bob odenkirk guy looks like he is related to bill orielly
trolljenhors 11 months ago
if anyone knows the answer to this question can you answer me . I smoke pot like two to three times a week and i work out at the gym the other days . does weed take the muscle away ?
MrOCAHM 11 months ago
@MrOCAHM if you don't do much activity during the times you smoke weed you wont gain muscle, but the weed itself doesn't take away the muscle, it's the lack of exercise that will.
LoadUniverse 11 months ago
@MrOCAHM no it doesnt. lets roll 1up
LAPDP92 10 months ago
"he told me um,wire,bacon,and some otherone?" lmao im high and that made me laugh -.-
clutchboy012 11 months ago
Everyone who thinks they should make super coke me or super sex me please give me thumbs up
TheMitko97 11 months ago
Thought his shirt said "Marijuana sucks."
Was about to have some choice words for him
arthus98 11 months ago
lol i got a 1265 my first time at sat and i was not stoned ... =]
abdullazeidan 11 months ago
like if you couldn't remember boat, cucumber, wire.
georgeygeorgey1 11 months ago
Can they just show the thirty days WITH pot already?
ggirlss94 11 months ago
@ggirlss94 right? I almost stopped watching because it feels like its trying to trick you into showing you weeds bad.
ashex1993 11 months ago
@ggirlss94 you know you can skip ahead to other videos right?
LoadUniverse 11 months ago
I couldn't remember the 3 words D:
rawssremix 11 months ago
HAHAHAHAHA ´(man I shoulda fucking smoked a bowl) good shit
sioullouis12 1 year ago
Guys, if you aren't enjoying this movie ... you're not high enough.
PunkCabaretFTW 1 year ago
im down with pot and all but this movie blows. the entertainment value sucks, hes not funny or engaging and i dont feel like watching part 4 and on.
threelias 1 year ago
I have the best stoner videos in my favorites.
anyone have some good ones?
DJVegiewolf 1 year ago
boat cucumber wire
Basatan420 1 year ago
That brunette at 6:50 is such a cutie!
brapboys503 1 year ago
from first glance. he looks mentally retarded
smokeymcgreenston 1 year ago
I don't find him very funny, but i'm intrested to see how his 30 day high pans out.
trippinrooster 1 year ago
fuck homies shirt
CoDyscoobie 1 year ago
Boat cucumber WIRE!!! WIRE you son of a bitch!
DaYungGuy 1 year ago
When I was at Disneyland I saw Jeff Ross at "Pirates' and inside my head said "holy shit it's that guy from the roasts and shit what's his name oh yea jeff ro--" and by then he was looking at me as if saying "look away and walk away as quickly as possible because I can see that you recognize me and my kids are here and they dont need to see me murder you." Fucking genious with the way he looks at a motherfucker.
RettamLacef 1 year ago
my nigga jeff ross boss
nou1990 1 year ago
@nerdheid7 how is it any better? please explain. if you get your shit from a dispensary its the same shit.
Forthelolz94 1 year ago
anyone know the song at 9:23?
CORMACFEELEYMUSIC 1 year ago
It's wire you idiot
MrCian68 1 year ago
i went parasailing toooo! :o lol
JillSanderson 1 year ago
why would u get sick of it? lol
stoners= smoke weed everyday. (S.W.E.D) thats what stoners do, is smoke weed everyday, wake n bakes, after noon tokes, nighttime tokes, bedtime tokes.)
if they (we) got sick of it after a month straight im pretty sure we would of stopped it.
lol swed
trex2312 1 year ago 29
@trex2312 swed
MistaCRR 8 months ago
@trex2312
People like you are the ones who make people hate stoners, you try to make a fucking culture of it. All it is, is something that makes you feel good, Thats like making a culture out of jacking off. You can enjoy it, but don't go yelling about it and it's special traditions and acronyms, that makes you look like an idiot.
10lettername 7 months ago 4
@10lettername EXACTLY! It should be legal because it has been proven to be less harmful than alcohol, but drunkards don't have retarded fucking acronyms, and trex2312 makes us look like cunts.
coxi666 7 months ago
@trex2312 Not all stoners are the same, I smoke a lot of fucking weed but sometimes Life comes in to play some games and I have to stop, Work or family related, It sucks but sometimes it has to be done.
cky1088 7 months ago
6:11 i laughed so hard when the bell went off and he shit hiself
taylorross1690 1 year ago
thumbs up if you're high and couldn't remember the three words.
Boat, cucumber, wire
alfredofilms 1 year ago
LOL the ad on the side is for drugfreeworld, and a bunch of stoners are watching
chizel17 1 year ago
On the ad of the right of the video it has a booklet about not smokeing pot hahah
nascarboy88 1 year ago
@nerdheid7 I love my Canadian weed.
santa914 1 year ago 3
BACON!
0Sirk0 1 year ago
thumbs up if you forgot all three wrods:D
gamingstonedx 1 year ago 3
if ur stoned all day for a month youll hate weed so much, i did, now just wake and bake, but cant smoke for 6 months
ThePeckerwood310 1 year ago
@ThePeckerwood310 dude thats not true i do that all day long for like the past 3 months and i still love it
sexkittydeluxe 1 year ago
@sexkittydeluxe i guess it's different for everyone
ThePeckerwood310 1 year ago
@ThePeckerwood310 I haven't been stoned ALL day for a month, longest was like, 20 days all day, but I wasn't sick of it.
Lmpfapo1 1 year ago
hes smoked so much weed that he always looks high..woohoo!!!
kmk420stonerr 1 year ago
I forgot the last word too!
AmyTumblerForLife 1 year ago 2
like this if you smoke or smoked pot
jaycolt455 1 year ago 140
@jaycolt455 HAHAHAHA
Hastchick 8 months ago
i was smoking a joint, when he said repeat the words, i had to replay the video for cucumber.
420cannibisgrade420 1 year ago
Love the video so far! Thanks for sharing it :)
brewcitybooks1968 1 year ago
@nerdheid LMAO you don't get better weed then usa. your fucking stupid You know what cali kush is "cali" as in the state. And its legal to some extent here, but just cause its legal doesn't mean you have better weed
PotVideos94 1 year ago
noooo im outta pot!
xxwombatxxx 1 year ago
9:30 lost 2 pounds in flamin hot cheetos :p
dwyerseanm 1 year ago 2
I forgot those 3 words too lmaoo
Agobe001 1 year ago
if you are watching this unstoned your fun factor level must be sub-zero
Reptoyd 1 year ago
@Reptoyd I don't even smoke weed and I love this movie so I disagree.
c4r50n1 1 year ago
he looks like a super stoned version of my uncle
apissedperson13 1 year ago