Dane Cook - Super Gay Dream

[TheRepoMan42]

wtf is up with everyone and full house? on a freakin dane cook video? wth man? frickin dumbasses

[slickrick9009]

So he mocks dream books but believes the bible?

[IStarkl]

56 ppl had that dream

[qtpie4ev759]

@Sexiebabe270 Oh, I get that - no I don't know which show. Not Vicious Circle

[qtpie4ev759]

@Sexiebabe270 he made it

[assman8830]

Dane cook is the shittiest comedian around. I don't understand how people laugh at his jokes

[TKgeniusHELLTX]

Thumbs down if you stared at this picture waiting for something to happen.

[chbrules]

Dane Cook loves when burly men lube up his asshole with two fingers and sodomize him

[duolvajussi]

Only in the united states of baboons could this guy be considered funny. DANE COOK SUCKS

[qtpie4ev759]

@duolvajussi so do you

[duolvajussi]

@qtpie4ev759 Go watch some full house you fucking twat!

[qtpie4ev759]

@duolvajussi At least I have a pussy. You're a dickwad without the balls. And I don't watch full house - I watch Dane Cook cuz he's fucking awesome. You're an ultra mega gay super hero, and also a bastard.

[duolvajussi]

@qtpie4ev759 You amish people crack me up. Full House, Dane Cook.. What´s the difference? You watch both cuz you are an inbred midwestern douche. Go have a baby by your brother!

[qtpie4ev759]

@duolvajussi Amish? You're calling me amish. Of all the fucking insults in the world, amish. Man, you fucked up perverts crack me up. Nothing agaisnt Full House, but I just don't watch it. A baby by my brother. All I'm going to say is... go hate on some other video because I'm too busy watching Dane Cook instead of replying to your negative, ignorant, crap comments.

[qtpie4ev759]

@qtpie4ev759 yeah i thought so

[ClementinePace]

NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best part

[itspeet]

Video? Video? What video? It's a STILL PICTURE WITH SOUND jeez

[dEcEpTi0n28]

lmfao

[dsm619]

this is a funny skit, there was a Kingdom Herats AMV on this skit before it was hilarious!!

[LxRaitofan]

And I was like "NOT AGAIN!"

[ABleachProductionInc]

I hate the feeling when you fall in your dreams, i have it all the time, its scary

[elijahrutledge2001]

@ABleachProductionInc u ever have a dream a reccuring dream where some creepy lady appears at ur door n then ur parents try 2 kill u?

[taekwondomaster1928]

i have them all the time and when u r trying to climb and then u die :( but then when u go back a sleep u have a gr8t dream =3

[BabyCakesMassacre]

he wasnt wearing loafers was he?!

[260009401]

i ate those kind of dreams

[heartlauren]

"the fuckin' crab is is like SSK SSK SKK" LOL.

[Parsrebel1]

ohhh nooo Im not awake im in cancun with cindy

noooooooooooooooo

[mrisaac1995]

The golden rule of dreams: the least scary thing becomes scary when its big as fuck and chasing you...and its sprinting after you and you're stuck in a brisk jog.

[mncyote]

NOT AGAIN!!!!!

[AshleyLynn829]

XD This Video is Fucking Hilarious!

[AnimeLover9108]

lol superhero-gay

[eraider60]

"I'm not awake. I'm in Cancun with Cindy. NNNOOO!" XD

I feel sorry for any guy that wakes up right in the middle of a sex dream. I've had my share of those experiences so I know what Dane is talking about at 1:11 - 1:25.

[gestaltmadness]

This is fucking funny, it is so true. Only Nightmares seem to pick up from pause. The real good sex dreams are always stopped before the goal. -grins-

[Inugal35]

i had a dream that Hannah Montana was yelling at me in French. And another one where she said she was sorry bout it.

[rockerman212]

@Inugal35 wow u hav messed up dreams bud

[ChainedHunter]

@Inugal35 WHAT

[untzgino]

@1NewLeaders1 I dont know but I wanna do want to know where the "fucker" goes .

[Skullwannabe]

wow...

[balverein907]

@untzgino

That happens to me all the time. :D

[untzgino]

i guarentee anyone who reads this comment experienced this.. where you feel like yur falling, flinch then wake up. People say it happens when your spirit re enters your body . . . trippy shit if it's tru :\

[1NewLeaders1]

@untzgino why'd the fucker leave in the first place?

[doglover29]

@koollkat250

Dude, that's crazy cause I had a dream just like that!

[koolkat250]

xDDDDD great minds dream alike.

[doglover29]

@koolkat250 ahahha yess

[OneX138]

I had a dream i was doin your mom..

no?

that would have KILLED on a RWJ forum!

[Rikufangirl36]

I had a dream that i was a hamburger .___.

[superODSTspartan]

lol

[koolkat250]

i had a dream where i was like mario and i fell off a cliff somehow and i woke up on the ground next to my bed in pain XD

[Haark22]

lol dude Wallmasters are creepy, but pretty easy to kill. *Run in circles till shadows stops following you, stop/unsheath sword, wait from wallmaster to land and commence the whoop-ass!* lol

[Evaseven]

I used to have nightmares when i was a kid back in the 90s about some man or monster in our attic that would decend from the air conditioner vent or the other vents in our house, and make a HOOO HOOO HOOO noise, very rapid. Then i saw Zelda Wallmasters and that made it even worse

[xxqueenzz50]

Funniest man alive.

[smashgroup1234]

lol dude ur gayy

[TheDragonageorigins]

i had a fricken scary dream...well for me. so you kno how u hav that camera type view of like say 2 groups of ppl fighting? well i hads a dream we were in a big underwater city and it was starting to break, the "good guys" went into a tube and were saved then i was runnin and went into another tube but didnt work. water rushed in and i cud feel meself holding my breath..o_O too much bioshock.

[thedeathnotefan981]

Lol

[bennyandbendy]

i hate it when u have a dream about haveing a day of school and u whake up and... you have to go to school super uber gay

[CaptainPrice14]

i actually had a dream where i was chased by not a crab but a lobster and it was wearing like a full suit and it had a briefcase XD

[shabtulation]

omg did u just get sued XD

[JBFave]

Loafers! lol Ohmygod yes I hate when I have a nightmare and I wake and go back to sleep and its the same frikin dream! But then when its a good dream and I'm like a frikin ninja or something I can't go back to sleep!

lol Super Gay!

[GEEMAZSTAZOHAN]

thts so true like wen i dream i cant run worth a shit but tha fukin beast can run like 200mph but he never ends up catching me

[familyhippy]

ya i had a dream last nite that i wuz on the beach lol this big crab-octopus came out and took my friends so i got out of the crabs reach and it ran and it crabbed me so i wuz scarred and i waked up

[lintz12]

lol sarah is right jimjam

[breaknecksk8r]

Jim jam do ur own research ur just makin shit up.

[MewIchigoMS]

i had a dream i got eaten by.....something lol

[jimjam737]

the average dream occurs and lasts during the last 10 to 15 minutes of sleep do some more research Sarah

[Luckyfuzz57]

@jimjam737 really? interesting. i had a dream i was on the titanic i felt like i was there for days.

[tankcatss]

lol NOT AGAIN!!

[NukkaHeadd]

I had a dream I was a piece of cotton candy (:

[Gizpokemon12321]

@NukkaHeadd epic dream :)

[ButterCupHeartz22]

i Had a dream i was a tutrle and i lived in oasis cavern underground with my turtle friends then a big flood came and i was like "HOOOOOLLY SHIIIITTT" then i woke up :o

[vicktrickly72]

i had a dream i got rammed by a rhino... yea, with the horn.... i flew like 50 feet into the air and painfully landed on the street... it was by a city... yea... looked like new york, but it looked like a game map, because there were walls around the city, or an endless one road that went to nowhere but an infinite one way road that went to nowhere but an infinite one way road that went nowhere but an infinite one way road that went nowhere but went to nowhere but an infinite one way road and AH

[Pandora139]

I have had that dream before...

[themitchies]

i hate it so fucking much!!!!

[themitchies]

what is this mountain dew brand of comedy?

[hanahmickail22]

yo this is cool i wonder if thers  a lesbiean crabs dream

[gensoy7]

He wasn't wearing loafers was he? lmao that was my favorite part.

[tonymyster49]

whats the name of show this one is from?

[SaltyBlood001]

i believe its "harmful if swallowed" sure of it!

[RGdgolfs]

"mega ultra gay like a super hero gay" hahah wtf¿

[Cherrys47]

lol

[smoophproductions]

@aladinsarsipeus

you are a ball of jizz

[aladinsarsipeus]

youre right im sorry i shouldnt write things like that about your girlfriend.

[0121ryanh117]

@aladinsarsipeus Trolls are gay and not funny.

[goldwulf10ftw]

^^ what he said. it just lets people know you're an immature 12 year old who's balls havent dropped, and will probably not get laid until theyre 30.

[SomethingArtistic]

Does anyone know the name of his skit about how he overslept one day and missed work?

[malcombinthe]

@SomethingArtistic its just called late its a funny one

[malcombinthe]

@malcombinthe "LATE"

[holycross23]

lmfao little loafers.

[MsCrzygrl]

Hahaha ur super hero gay.

[PoohRocksShit]

this..is.. comedy. hes the sh!t...

[badassshana]

HILARIOUS

[Annaliesa13579]

fuccin awesome.. hands down

[chrisyoungprince]

mega ultra super hero gay lol

[KokoroLyrics]

*flipping pages* ''Oh dude your gay!''

XD

[Sabo3113]

HAHAHAHA! Snapping at me...with his little snappers!

[PatrioT6611]

nice :)

[PatrioT6611]

ultra mega super hero gay xD

[jkmannyman]

lol

[baroquexx]

Superhero gay. Hahahaha

[skullboy813]

Dude your gay ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[MyAcidPinkLemonade]

i cant scream in dreams i try and try and i still cant scream

[JayAlyasini]

He was waiting for me, ssskeh ssskeh, not again!!!!

[Vixctor13]

I've heard this joke before somewhere else.

[joe865]

me too hmm...

[lirocks24038]

haha lol

[guitargodgod]

Agreed

[mnypwrrspkt]

way funnier with a still picture.

[slspartanlvr59]

ohmygod thats great. hahahahaha

[horrorchick555]

haha o god

[HelloImQuin]

I knew he was gay ............

FLAMLFMALFMALMFALFMALMFAO

[HoneeMustard]

lmao! "He wasn't wearing loafers was he??!!"

[XxDeathxofxDawnxX]

Lmao.

[RockstarNatalie123]

lol YOU WERE RUNNING AWAY FROM UR GAYNESS :P :D xD

[ThatOneLittlePerson]

@RockstarNatalie123 XD!

[PurpleZebrasPros]

super mega superhero gay lol

[RhedQueen]

Superhero gay!

[Anechy98]

He wasnt were lofers was he ! Cuz that would mean ur like super gay like super hero gay ! xD

[AgentZombieMan]

CRABS ARE GAY!

[VictorValdiviaTV]

oh my god i started crying at the end lol

[HaileyLaney]

lol! so funny!

[crystal58910]

a friend of mine have a dream book and always want to interpret my dream. the book is never right.

[sandyleafstarpro]

"dude... ur gay!" XD

[spankyroser]

what the lightning, oh no that emphasizes the gay!! hahahhaahha

[silvernblaze]

Oh no I'm not awake, I'm in cancoon with cindy. Noooooooo

XD

[ForeverEmilyy]

Did anyone else picture a 50 foot crab with lightning eyes and loafers chasing Dane Cook?

[dogfreak295]

@ForeverEmilyy i did xD

[sempinick]

i love the way he says NOT AGAIN!! at 1:36

[ashton8796]

NOT AGAIN!!!...lol..XD

[WebkinzBananas8921]

crabs mean being mean, lightning means shocking, and shoes mean your approach at life. It would've meant a bad situation in life and how he's reacting to it. :)

[musiclovingchick6]

oh my leg effin went : "GET UP" lol "oh no im not awake im in cancun with cindy nooooooo" "dude ive had the wierde3st dream last night....WHAT DUDE WHAT *pages flipping* what are you doing??? I HAVE A DREAM BOOK...... dude your're GAYY!!!!! lol You were running away from your gayness your MEGA ULTRA GAY LIKE A SUPERHERO GAY .

[briaweea02]

"You were running away from your GAY~NESS!" lmfao

[spoonofdeath4]

thats so true 1:16

[Viataf]

he was wearing lofers XD

[Mignonette2012]

Super Gay!

[marschkee]

ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL surrounded by lightning wearing lofa's!! omg super ultra mega super hero gay

[SpiderRose15]

i went back in the dream NOT AGAIN! lol

[slinkyfilms]

LMAO! XD

he wasn't wearin loafers was he? OH NO! that would mean your a super ultra gay like a super hero gay! XD!

[sweetrain999]

lol super hero gay lol

[BAMF115]

hahaha that dane cook is a silly bitch

[SkizzorsareGangsta]

LMAO!

ROTFLMAO!

[shaezarian86]

what the fuck are you talking about?

[altaboy97]

Omfg So Hilarious

[bauer24SP]

LMFAO!

[vega7britt]

hahahahahhahhahhaha fukkin dane man hes hillarious

[annabellemacdonald]

I wish I had a dream book too....

[wildgeg]

dude YOU'RE GAY!

[rryyddeerr]

That shit was so fuckin funny!!!!!!!!!!!1

The crab noises he makes...omg lmao.

[popolynn2]

dane cook steals all of his jolks from other people

[almostsk81]

ur mom steals all her jokes from other people

[popolynn2]

dane cook has anal sex from Kathy Griffin when it comes to being funny

[almostsk81]

Ok, explain to me why hes not funny.

Just askin.

[popolynn2]

uhh I didn't laugh ...

fag

[almostsk81]

Yea i agree has not funny but im no fag ok.

[cadude454]

if u dont like, dont watch

[popolynn2]

if you don't like don't respond

faggot

[cadude454]

o so this is how u spend ur day? u watch videos just so u can bitch about how bad they are and u pick fights over the internet? wow ur life sounds great so stfo i dont wanna hear it

[ejh123020]

homophob

[kitsghost]

so you dont like him???

[popolynn2]

no I don't

[kitsghost]

ohh im sorry for you :( but do you like dunham?

[popolynn2]

That puppet guy?

he's ok, but way to overrated

I've never laughed at his jolks

[D4Forgotten]

LMFAO i have tht fucking dream book crappy Xmas present

[polliopkdizzle]

ok so i never herd of him b4 untill my bf showed me a vid of him he is soo fucking funny. omgs wow.. lol

[music1220525]

When he said, "NOT AGAIN!!!" I nearly choked on my laughter.... i know it's weird, but he made me lmfao!!! xDD He owns...

[PotterGeek24]

i DID choke...i had to pause the video and cough it up lmao

[ShadeRain]

I wish you could see what hes doing then its a billion times funnier

[cailsmith]

He wasnt wearing loafers was he??? Fucking awsome!Hahaha

[Penny153cp]

ROFL

[Hbeth2010]

Dude what!? .... I have a dream book! I'm looking up crabs! ..... Dude, you're gay!

[nakedfrenzy6241]

lol I CAN'T MOVE!!!!

[septemberchic22]

Dude, you're gay! You where running away from your gayness!

[CRAIGPLAGUEX]

ULTRA MEGA GAY!