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  • Not funny at all

  • You have no sense of humor

  • yea...... funny..... o.o so comedic....... o.o

  • i dont get it

  • hahaha buffeT

  • You're a douche.

  • do you have six lessons a day at school? I live in the UK so we only have five lessons.

  • holy shit 6 bucks for his birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im pretty sure i give my friends at least 30 bucks

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  • she doesnt understand comedy you dont understand comedy poor ellen she will never want to be your girlfriend

  • Your voice is so annoying! i cant watch a whole video from you. learn how to talk man. im surprised u say u have a gf.

  • u shoulda got up and yelled "BITCH GET DOWN" then unzip your pants and fuck her in the middle of the class XD #sickmind

  • its your fault for giving him your account number

  • I have yet to meet one that can outsmart boofet

  • thats just disrespectful. i think... thats just rude

  • xD "ellen ur looking awfully bare today." xD

  • dax i freakin love you, and too bad you had to grow up and this got old to you....

  • lol milk fail!!!

  • so 6 dollars...you think um um um um...........can i have a boofet?

  • no shit she dosnt think its funny u lier

  • I'd be pissed if you broke my pencils...

  • now I want a boofet lol

  • THIS DOESENT MAKE SEncE!!

  • you gave away your account number and you expect someone to not abuse it you are a retard

  • you dont have a girlfrend you retard

  • i kinda wana punch his face.

  • if someone calls u an idiot then there mad at u! if a girl calls you an idiot then you done! u never gonna date her dude!

  • This makes no sense!

  • Or, maybe, she was just smart. Is something wrong with this guy?

  • i don't think so

  • genius!

  • I like your clothes

  • bro, she's not coming over to your house... even if you do stand-up...

  • Why the fuck is he wearing a jumper on top of a blazer?

  • @AlCapwnable and is he wearing daisy dukes? trolololol

  • @AlCapwnable its called being a pimp

  • @AlCapwnable cause hes a cool cunt xD

  • breaking someone belongings isnt right at all and stealing her sunglasses and a ring is so out of place for you to do. she was pissed because its prettry obvious you did that on purpose. besides you knew her for only that class period and you said she was your girlfriend? im pretty sure the way you treat people makes them not want to be around you i can understand if you autistic and all.

  • @cherrycakemix He's an actor, it's been cleared up.

  • cant that kid AJ use your account again and again since he has the account number and stuff?

  • To be honested ur not suppost to look throuh a girs bags steal from them pretand u find it and then break her stuff if i was her i woud be pissed too, and just cause someone says thanks or thank you doesnt mean they like you ike that, and if u got mad at that guy who spent some of ur money then dont ive out ur account if u wanted to give him money bring it the next day or somthing and really thats all i really have to say....soo ya

  • @PinkSkull33 lool man so true... this guys so fucking retarded... man if i was half the kids that he has fucked with i woulda beat the shit outta him

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  • you are the biggest retard ever umm ahh umm ahhh I sssstole her gllaaaases and you post this on youtube so she will find out you stole her glasses stop studdering like a little bitch and man up

  • Aren't you in a smosh video

  • @KennyGKienan

    Baha, thank you. :3

  • This doesn't make sense!!! You retard!!!

  • I saw your movie before but how is it rude for her to not say thank you after you stole her stuff?! And breaking someone's pencils is not humor, it's wasting! If you give someone your account number then their probably gonna spend some of it!

  • this kid cant be for real haha

    

  • i think u actually do need a doctor thats not how u get a girl

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  • he got a vest on a suit THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE LOL

  • boofet

  • poor kid i think u need a docter

  • Im pretty sure your the one that doesn't understand comedy.

  • THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE....jks .......... But your amazing to keep this up for all this time.genius actor....

  • u cant be mad...u lied 2 her

  • wtf is a BOOFETT!

  • @snailsonextacy he meant buffet...

  • hahhahahhhahhahahhahhahahahaha­h makes sense

  • dont get it!!!!!

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahah

  • this dosent make send

  • 4:37 so funny :L

    

  • buffet is pronounced buff-aye

  • THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE LOL

  • ...funny way. slow the fook down, kimosabe. id say youll find that peeps will take you a helluva lot more seriously if you were to slow your patter down...think before speaking and make a conscious effort to speak slower. especially the girls...and i notice that your vids seems to be focused on the ladeez....

    happy hunting, hombre

  • ...or maybe some people are just neurotic like me and will freak out over this kinda thing...

    as for being beaten up...it happens. such is life. what doesnt kill us, makes us stronger. and those who have beaten you up are really afraid themselves. like you...maybe they are hitting you becos they feel they need to get the first dig in(?)

    however...i think you are the classic "nerd". personally i dont choose to label people as such...but you fit the description well. quirky in a kinda...

  • ummkayy...i just reposted lol

    this is just me...but if youd broken my pencils, id have punched you out. whats mine is mine. i take all that very seriously. if you disrespect what belongs to someone, you disrespect them...is basically the idea. being that their belongings are an extension of their person. and who knows what time was put into their choices made in buying said items...is there any sentimental value etc?

  • mate...where do i start? you act like you just ate a pound bag of sugar, 'kay? chillax for a sec, yknow. cos girls...women especially, see that as you being excitable...and they know that theyre mainly the reason why a spotty, skinny teenage guy is gonna get excited...

    but hey...i was spotty and skinny once too. that will most probably pass at some point...

    ...girls are clued in, dude. lets start with that, okay. so she knew that you stole her glasses n ring. a retard would see that much..

  • what a fag

  • Your a fucking wired ass kid and annoying you should kill your self

  • uhmm, put your face straight? sorry, but this hole video i wanted to punch my computer screen.. sorry to offend but your IRRITATING!

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  • @TheLinRun that comment was defyant, obvious, racist, and trolly

    goodbye

  • Well i guess I don't understand comedy either! :)

  • u did steal them u little prick

  • you were the rude one...

  • this makes no sense!!!!

  • comedy sketch

  • this guy could be the new andy kaufman.

  • @iluvpurple911 he is

  • this guy is just so annoying.. shut the fuck up damn!

  • What the hell! You are obviously the rude one in this situation. You stole her stuff.

  • do you realy talk like

  • are you wearing a tank top over a blazer?

  • You viewers do realize that he is an actor, correct? A very talented one at that. For all of you who can't see that, well simply don't watch these videos.

  • @RachelScreamm you are the smartest and least annoying person thats ever commented dax lol

  • ........................ Dude, breaking all your girlfriend's pencils is not "humor". Besides, he had your account number,just be glad he didn't rob you.

  • BOOFET! HAHA FUCKIng HILARIOUS!

  • It doesn't make sense how ridiculously simple-minded you are! D:-

  • You guys are retarded, he's trolling hard core

  • UR A FUCKING DICKHEAD..

    STOB FUCKING WASTING YOUTUBES SPACE AND MY FUCKING TIME

    AND GET A FUCKING LIFE

    NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT UR POINTLESS

    BLOGS... THEIF

  • YOUR A FUCKEN DICKHEAD.

    plz dont fucken waste ppls time with your fucken bullshit.

    its not fucken comedy its called fucken bullying.

    how the fuck can you steal someones shit... give it back..

    and then not expect them not to get pissed off aht you?/

    fuck man grow the fuck up.. get a life.. stop stealing shit and think before you speak because your stuttering is fucken annoying.no ones cares about your account money and shit orright

    GET A FUCKEN LIFE DICKHEAD

    plz stop ur pointless vids thnx

  • GTFO I DONT BLAME THEM FOR BEING RUDE TO YOU I WOULD "throws book at ur head* NERD.

  • THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE >:o

  • Dax always tries and rationalize what he did so it seems ok

  • this doesnt make sense!! a buffet lolz

  • this doesnt make sense!!

  • Your lucky she didnt break your fucking nose you cock faced faggot

  • @IrishBeer87 You're*

  • " WHY DON'T YOU BUY A BUFFETT" the way he said it made my laugh

  • 4:18 was kinda funny, he was mad over someone taking six dollars, i do understand he only told him to take one dollar but that was funny, but anyone who has sypathy, go ahead and hate my post, but it's my oppinion, plus he has serious ADD or something

  • To be fair, you did do that stuff :)

  • youre an big idiot

    it doesnt make sense

  • BOOFET!

  • dude why are you wearing a vest over a blazer???????

  • you can hate on him .........is impossiable

  • laughing at all the people who dont realize this guys an actor.

  • @leahyy93 no hes not

  • @PROTOTYPEbeatbox yes he is, hes a youtube character

  • @leahyy93 and you'd know this how??

  • did you think maybe her friend saw u take them? just saying you did steal... and you broke every pencil? wtf?

  • did you think maybe her friend saw u take them? just saying you did steal...

  • BOOFETT!

  • who steals peoples stuff and u dont know comedy

  • how is broken pensils funny ? n buddy u dont no comendy

  • i shlike your sweater vest, sir.

  • Yeah! GO buy yourself a boofet!

  • click on the video and hold down the number 8. have fun ;)

  • @JakesCakesAndSnakes do number 3 :P

  • I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!!! <33333333333

  • all of what you just did man isn't how you make friends with a girl. Your a smart guy use your mind a little better next time.

  • lol daxflame standup comedy

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  • You broke a girls pencils, stole her glasses and ring and she doesn't thank you? What a bitch..

  • THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE! u fucking retard!

  • THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!!!!......NERD!!!

  • what a fuckin weirdo psycho.

  • Breaking pencils is a waste of her mom's money.

  • well i dont get it derp

  • Is he acting or is this guy for real? I think someone should.call a mental hospital if he's not.

  • dax your logic makes my head hurt and you have no idea what comedy or humor is

  • @shotputndisc He's acting.

    Jesus fucking christ.

  • u are really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really stupid

  • wtf is he wearing? i love it

  • hahah. how is that funny if you wasted some more money?

  • "Why don't you just go by yourself a buffeT!"

    "His loss, my game"

    Dude, you are one of the few people on here that actually make me laugh out loud for real! You have an amazing sense of comedic timing, you're a natural.

  • you could just imagine him giving away his credit card number when hes older

  • Thats not even comedy....You are going to be in a mental hospital bye 18

    

  • I can really see a strait jacket in your future.

  • Haha your sense of humor is so FUCKING FUNNY. HAHAHAHAHA. Get a life you FUCKING nerd!

  • this doesnt make sense

  • nice story.

  • you really are stupid, YOU DID STEAL THEM. YOU DIDNT FIND THEM DUMBASS.thats why she accused you. and she was never your girlfirend. she was never your friend. LOSER.

  • @0whirlaway0 your poo.

  • hhahahahha very very good cuntface

  • WHY DONT YOU JUST GO BUY YOURSELF A BUUUFFETTE! lol.

  • he's a comedic genius

  • WTF IS THIS?

  • @goodiegurl25 its dax.

  • E e t t te

  • buffet is pronounced buffei but you will probly just pronounce that as bufee so maby you should jump off a cliff =)

  • @th3insp3ctor SCREW YOU!!!!

  • she aint going to suck your dick with that attitude of yours.

  • i wouldn't laugh if someone broke my pencils

  • lol calm down and take a deep breath nd sjust stop talking

  • What the fuck are you on about? If you take someone else's shit then expect them to be pissed off. Especially if you fucking broke it. About lunch...Yeah.... I'm pretty sure people these days aren't going to pass up on a bunch of money. So this video...MAKES NO SENSE

  • buy a boufet! XD

  • this is hilarious

  • Lmfao..

    The definition of nerd.

  • THIS DOESNT MAKE SENSE!

  • @holycowacow :D 

  • Okay She'll find out you stole the glasses and ring, and you broke her pencils if she watchs this video... Smarts.! 2:19 you stole the glasses so you shouldnt be mad!

  • told ya she would think your an idot

    

  • haha very nice acting!

  • button down shirt under a blazer under a sweater vest- G

  • would you laugh if someone broke all your pencils

  • dddddddddaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmm­mmm U ARE SOOO FUCKING UGLY ! OHH MY EYES !

  • heres my account number, WHY DONT YOU GO BUY YOURSELF A BOOOFFETT.

  • @rushyrushyrushy AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHH­!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 3:46 XXDDXDXD

  • HA HA HA HAH HAH HAHAHA !

  • 4:28.

  • umm hes acting... always has been

  • Im glad that even the mentally challenged are posting videos...aw :)

  • you are a fucking faggot u ugly son of abiitch

  • WHY DONT YOU GO BUY YOURSELF A BUFFET??

  • hold your nerve and no one will eat you face pimples external side you've got a nerd glasses