north korean "citizens" i mean slaves :D doesn't even know that kim jong is crazy leader. they just love him and his the only who have pictures in north korea. and peoples think that he is son of the god and he is born in n-korea xD but the true thing is that he was born in russia and his dad gave him the leadership or something. north koreans can't even make phonecalls. but of course kim jong does :D
Hate to tell u people this, but North Korea would be a WAY more formidable foe than Iran in a conventional war. The communist apparatus has that countrys people brainwashed into thinking Dear Leader is someone actually worth dying for. In contrast, the Iranians would fold like new laundry, this is the same nation that got punked by Saddam Hussein in the 1980s.
Idk about folding like new laundry, the Iranian army isn't the greatest hurdle (their Revolutionary Guard is well trained and very fanatical just to let you knwo) its the post-war Iran. If we invaded Iran then we would have to "stabilize" (what a joke) an even larger Middle eastern country. Can anyone else say... draft?
Don't even joke, I'm not going to war with Iran I can tell you that much. I'd sooner fight my own Government and die trying then get on a plane and die over seas.
Kim Jong Il is a scary mofo.
Its just creepy how much control he has over that country, all while his people starve and suffer from frequent power cuts
DeaR Leader worth dying for?! His tutor told how his dwarfish ex-pupil has the world's largest collection of kiddieporn DVDs that he jerks off to! James Randi rules!
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i warn... you idiots go to war with DPRK... you will bit off more than you can chew your having enough trouble with a bunch of towel heads i would tread softly
That is a completely different war where the enemy looks just the civilians so they can hide out right under our noses. Did you notice how quickly Iraq's actual military was defeated? look at what happened to their leader.
its not that they were defeated .....there were only few cities that were even willing to fight for saddam....most of the soldier didnt even bother....because they had no loyalty to saddam........thats why invading iran would be much of a different story...since all of the country would be united against us....when it comes to north korea people have no loyalty to kim....but kim has the nuke..so noone is steping up to him.
To quote Mao: a matching of pearls is a game between sea dragons is a game; it is no contest between a sea dragon and a beggar. If we "play his game" with conventional weapons, yes we would indeed be idiots. However, all of his thousands of tank, artillery, et. al. would avail nothing if we use dozens of tactical nukes. (and we had better move sooner rather than later- time is growing very short)
Bobby Lee claims (and swears it's true) that his mom voted for Bush in 2004 for one reason and one reason only: She hoped Bush's hard-line stance against North Korea would discourage Kim Jong Il from ordering her son's assassination!
research the new world order
boogaloo80 2 years ago
Something isn't working with the sound...I'll try to upload if I can find it.
jpvst4 2 years ago
Wtf is up with the sound
ShinnokPrime 2 years ago
north korean "citizens" i mean slaves :D doesn't even know that kim jong is crazy leader. they just love him and his the only who have pictures in north korea. and peoples think that he is son of the god and he is born in n-korea xD but the true thing is that he was born in russia and his dad gave him the leadership or something. north koreans can't even make phonecalls. but of course kim jong does :D
isokessu 3 years ago
director Jerry Bruckheimer lol
dreamingpanda 3 years ago
korea2samsunglg
asiankid1111 3 years ago
its true, hes not handsome XD
zendro 3 years ago
Hate to tell u people this, but North Korea would be a WAY more formidable foe than Iran in a conventional war. The communist apparatus has that countrys people brainwashed into thinking Dear Leader is someone actually worth dying for. In contrast, the Iranians would fold like new laundry, this is the same nation that got punked by Saddam Hussein in the 1980s.
patjc15 4 years ago 5
Idk about folding like new laundry, the Iranian army isn't the greatest hurdle (their Revolutionary Guard is well trained and very fanatical just to let you knwo) its the post-war Iran. If we invaded Iran then we would have to "stabilize" (what a joke) an even larger Middle eastern country. Can anyone else say... draft?
NuJoiseyMAN 3 years ago
Don't even joke, I'm not going to war with Iran I can tell you that much. I'd sooner fight my own Government and die trying then get on a plane and die over seas.
Kim Jong Il is a scary mofo.
Its just creepy how much control he has over that country, all while his people starve and suffer from frequent power cuts
giddeo 2 years ago
His people are starving while he's the only fat man in the country Lol. They must be too brainwashed to put 2&2 together
NuJoiseyMAN 2 years ago
DeaR Leader worth dying for?! His tutor told how his dwarfish ex-pupil has the world's largest collection of kiddieporn DVDs that he jerks off to! James Randi rules!
atheismyes 3 years ago
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WTH? He's dancing on a Nuclear Bomb!? If this was real wouldn't that thing blow up?
John0619 4 years ago
no, you have to detonate it.
SophieMonroe 3 years ago
jerks...'kim jong' is not first name!
in asia, last name comes first...in other words, 'jong il' is fist name...and 'kim' is his last name..
you don't expect ho chi minh's last name is minh??
panzerpig 4 years ago
i like the part where the missle. Looks like his penis is launching.
zhihao1 4 years ago
"In my Stalinist regime I am cuchi getting machine" LOL
zambimaru 4 years ago 3
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i warn... you idiots go to war with DPRK... you will bit off more than you can chew your having enough trouble with a bunch of towel heads i would tread softly
bittemeinrammstein 4 years ago
and this is why men like you are never remembered
CuddleScout 4 years ago
That is a completely different war where the enemy looks just the civilians so they can hide out right under our noses. Did you notice how quickly Iraq's actual military was defeated? look at what happened to their leader.
CWK922 4 years ago
its not that they were defeated .....there were only few cities that were even willing to fight for saddam....most of the soldier didnt even bother....because they had no loyalty to saddam........thats why invading iran would be much of a different story...since all of the country would be united against us....when it comes to north korea people have no loyalty to kim....but kim has the nuke..so noone is steping up to him.
AldinBIH 4 years ago
To quote Mao: a matching of pearls is a game between sea dragons is a game; it is no contest between a sea dragon and a beggar. If we "play his game" with conventional weapons, yes we would indeed be idiots. However, all of his thousands of tank, artillery, et. al. would avail nothing if we use dozens of tactical nukes. (and we had better move sooner rather than later- time is growing very short)
kentamitchell 4 years ago
lol i wonder what Kim Jong 2 would do to Bobby Lee if they met lol...probally shoot him
GrimFate45 4 years ago 7
Bobby Lee claims (and swears it's true) that his mom voted for Bush in 2004 for one reason and one reason only: She hoped Bush's hard-line stance against North Korea would discourage Kim Jong Il from ordering her son's assassination!
MVHS85 4 years ago 5
it's IL not 2
Curttehmurt 4 years ago
Now this is funny xD
AzNMiKaY 4 years ago
Bomb bomb bomb :D very good video :D can anybody send to me MP3 of this song, please? :)
Anchiukas 4 years ago
lol saw this last night when Perez Hilton hosted a best-of!
GibberishLanguage 4 years ago 3
lol so did i. when i saw it i was like damn this is under my favorites.
asianman7124 4 years ago 3
take that, take that...haha
ajtam05 4 years ago
huh huh!
tangkamhong 4 years ago
lol, "im only 5 foot 3 but nobody wanna f*ck wit me"
johnliu64 4 years ago 7
If Kim jong il dies, then the civilians can stop pretending to "honor" their "Great Leader". Don't kill the civilians, just kill the leader.
Doosandonga 4 years ago
amen
patrickmorrow82392 4 years ago
Well, wouldn't they just worshp the next guy?
KossackRider 4 years ago
Aries Spears was is the funniest person that ever been a part of MadTv, a shame he's not in it anymore:(
Madhimself 4 years ago
so ronery...
kuja900 4 years ago
I always wanted to watch it again. This is pretty funny. It would be cool if there was an MP3 of it. lol
Alexeon 4 years ago
bomb, bomb,bomb
ThatssoSean1 4 years ago
hahahaha ....
DeeP23 4 years ago
This is so hiliarious
macosxlepord 4 years ago
ilove this kit it makes laugh my head off
lelandomingio 4 years ago
i love this skit. I remember watching it on Saturday night. Ah, good times.
monkpat 4 years ago
00:30 ROFLMAO! "A lil' BOMB BOMB BOMB!" XD
AFVfan1 4 years ago
OMG I am SO GLAD I found this. I thought it had been deleted! This sketch is HILARIOUS!!!!
AFVfan1 4 years ago
hes the fuking president of north korea moron
SerbSoldier1 4 years ago
Kim Jong Il is a shithead
coldpulse 5 years ago
This is so hiliarious
coldpulse 5 years ago
That is soo f***in funny! Thanks for posting . . .
sf75115 5 years ago
where did u get this?
pikachu619 5 years ago
I got it from the MADTV website 3 years ago.
jpvst4 5 years ago
Who's Kim Jong?
mastermikethe1 5 years ago
Kim Jong Il is the leader of North Korea.
jpvst4 5 years ago
mee to!!thanx man BOMB BOMB BOMB
pikachu619 5 years ago
me to!! thanx man BOMB BOMB BOMB
pikachu619 5 years ago
hahahh thnx man ive been looking for this video
-J
gentlemenJason 5 years ago