Melisa Theuriau Hot French Newscaster

[iplayddr3789]

boner achieved

[hiephoi058]

i want to live in france

[FastPonyGT]

Didn't catch a word but that was the sexiest gibberish I've ever heard.

[UsedToFly1]

from now on im getting french news on my telly

[first2blast]

dude! she is hot! her boyfriend is a crippled! look it up! i guess love is a powerfull this!

[kingklick77]

damn she so fine like her hair

[JonFrumTheFirst]

She's so hot, it took me 15 seconds to mute the sound.

[arbimd]

i watched dis on mute

[shadowdeviant44]

Oh, this is the chick that is on all the web ads. Grow 4 inches. Acai berry etc etc.

[emopotatos]

@shadowdeviant44 lol what!?

[shadowdeviant44]

@emopotatos lolz, I see her image on all kinds of bullshit adds. Make money from home, acai berry drinks, grow your junk by 4 inches, mortgage rates hit 3.13%, blah blah blah.

[emopotatos]

@shadowdeviant44 lol, yeah true, and yeah i wonder if she even knows this

[shadowdeviant44]

@emopotatos Well unless one of us e-mails her, she probably never will.

She's making more money than those making those fraudulent ads anyways, so it's all good.

[amazingdany]

She's married to a French one-armed stand-up comedian/actor.

[pickednads6]

THIS is that chick that appears in the penis enlargment ads

[HarfangX]

@pickednads6 and it works every time!

[firstlove9]

HOLY CRAP!!!!! DUDE!!!

I couldn't even follow what the heck she said, all that crap was way too fast.

[tcooperent]

Wow! Very attractive.!

[watchmen22]

oo lala

[bassinater1]

HOLEY MOLEY!!!!

[Alexisblakely]

French is sooooo attractive.

[ricadelaide]

her look is just flawless

[deathendz]

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[keto6789]

damn! I just ran out of hand cream!

[lazyhorse22]

This is why Hitler invaded your country.

how many licks does it takes to get her wet?

the world will never know.

[usteeler81]

DAMN!!!!!!!!

[EsCuBeLLs]

me la follaria hasta recien cagá

[thenailfactory]

jesus

[rkmugen]

She's very hot. But her voice is even hotter!

[minutemanIV]

She's married to a raghead !

[SAVEUSdotY2J]

@minutemanIV She's married to the shittest guy in france. everyone knows him as the french clown

[scm8487]

finding models who can read cards isn't easy...

[julianholguin]

Breaking news here... Erection!

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

this girl is in ads on porn sites

[SonicXStyle]

@FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 lol i knew i reember her face from somewhere

[whygothic]

I want her to read the midnight news to me every night..... T_T

[LadyYuzuki]

uwuaaah~ she's so pretty *-*

[pepsroller]

Wow... fuck... that voice is really sexy! (even though it says a whole lot of words I don't know)

[SomaliService]

i like the way she says Hams

[dankeschone]

She married a sandnigger.  WTF?

[bahriboy]

@dankeschone lol maybe cos not every1's racist scum like you

[1ThatsWassup1]

Arghhhh unfortunately boys this amazingly hot women is married to Arab short humourist Jamel Debbouze :/. Anyways it's funny how in my country lots of reporters are hot. is it a coincidence or are they being selected based on their appearance ?

[theuncanspan]

she said e sperm back off dude she wanna get fucked

[dwainedibbly]

not that hot. She's ok.

[buskmann92]

Boom Chicka Wa Wa

[usarmy86]

wow shes a TEN a FUCKIN TEN

[dankeschone]

She's too hot to even be in porn. Wow. So the French can do something right.

[calderposse]

aw i love the french she would got my cum on er face

[rajel2006]

And she's naturally beautiful I mean she has little make up: Jaw dropping beauty! beautiful voice too. I even wanted to learn french.

[eldictator1]

holy fuck thats some sweet french pussy

[amine9876]

@eldictator1

lmao ur an idiot hahaha, u look at her face and u think she has a sweet pussy? lmfao, i wouldn't be surprised if u made a goodbye video on youtube because u got AIDS hahahaha

[MarcusKiner]

(Jaw hits floor)

[trojanhorse1994]

Id tap that xD

[Xetenor]

Omg such beautiful eyes. I wanna dive in them and swim all night :O

[poof12321]

but no one said that all germans were nazis, did we or did we not save france from nazis? if the answer is yes than there is no need for argument. we win

[dixseez]

...i use to lick her pussy back in da day'..

[TheTopBloke]

@dixseez LOL u wish.

[aakarshtheone]

I know why she got the job.

[xLazyb0nex]

She's french. She has hairy pitts and legs. Fail.

[masterknaster]

YOU FAIL!!!

You've just shown you know nothing about france.

[xLazyb0nex]

@masterknaster Nah dude, all frenchys are disgusting. So you fail.

[masterknaster]

Lol you've never been to france and have prolly never met a french person so how can you say something as ignorant as "all frenchys are disgusting".

I've not even looked at your profile but I'm pretty sure you're american. USA: the home of the ignorance, racism, prejudice and low IQ.

[xLazyb0nex]

@masterknaster Racism, ignorance, low IQ. Sure, I wont argue that. But you forgot Bad mother fucking ass. When you pussies threw in the towel during WW1 AND WW2 we came along and saved your asses. So you can thank me that you aren't sucking nazi dick as we speak. Oh wait, now you will be even more pissed since you aren't LoL

[masterknaster]

Lol you saved us?

I'm not even french, I'm just sick and tired of ignorant pieces of trash like you. And I'm not pissed, I just laugh about your ignorance. And besides you can't really be arguing with something that happened 70 years ago and has nothing to do with what we were discussing.

[xLazyb0nex]

Oh how soon they forget...............

[nokia3210fuck]

I'm German and I ask myself why US people always come with the nazi argument.

You first have to take a look at yourself before accusing others.

I think I have to remind you of the slavery of blacks.Or that you wiped out the native americans.Or that the only atomic bombs that were ever thrown were thrown by USA.

I think you're jeleaus.

Yes, we have been defeated in world war 2, but we defeated a lot of countries and you didn't even win against a few people only armed with knives in vietnam.

[xLazyb0nex]

@nokia3210fuck You lost WW1 too. If Germany had the bomb, they would of used it. Not my fault we are smarter. And the gooks had a lot more than knives. They were supplied with Russian weapons. Yup, the same Russians that kicked Germany's ass. Germany only beat pussy countries like france.

[nokia3210fuck]

Just take a look at Afghanistan for example. They only have stone age weapons and a few machine guns.

And you have stealh bombers, tanks and so on, all equipped with the newest technology and you have thousands of soldiers there.

The Afghans are only few that fight.

And they still laugh at you.

How smart must you be to be several years in Afghanistan having the newest technology and thousands of soldiers and the Afghans with stone age technology still laugh at you.

[nokia3210fuck]

Yes, we made the mistake to attack the russians which are unbeatable.

The country is so big that you can't capture it. Even if you tried to you needed years and then there will come the russian winter. They are familiar with the coldness and their technology still works at that temperature which technology of others don't.

You can be happy that you had the bomb first. Otherwise we would rule the world now.

[xLazyb0nex]

@nokia3210fuck Shoulda coulda woulda. You have never ruled the world. And you never will.

You talk about getting beat by Vietnam and now Afghanistan. Ask yourself this, if we wanted to just come in and conquer it don't you think we could? How long would it take? 5..10..seconds? Look at Iraq. Yeah there are still people running around with RPGs and IEDs, but we still fucking pwn the country.

Reality check little guy. We'd fucking pwn Germany too if we wanted too. And you know it.

[nokia3210fuck]

And referring to the smartness of american people you just take a look at your president barack obama.

In a speech he said that america invented the car.

Even your president is uneducated.

In europe every little child knows that the car was invented by Germans.

It was invented by Daimler and Benz, which is now calles Mercedes Benz.

By the way we invented the engine, the TV, the electgric bulb, the phone and the list goes on, so I don't need to prove how smart we are.

[maarten087]

yep, they think they invented the world. the killed the native americans (like the nazies killed the jews). and they are just poor europeans. half of the american engineers were germans after the war. but don't worry, the yanks are gonna be just fine, they keep on singing to the stars and stripes!

[AnonymousJuan]

Ha ha, you gotta quit embarrassing yourself.

[skydome29]

@nokia3210fuck Before you go Aryan on us, the telephone is a joint invention. The modern car and first tv yes, the electric bulb-absolutely not, but the Sprengel pump yes. Of course you are very smart, I see eugenics was kind to your smart people.

[maarten087]

hehe, you guys are both stupid, the afghans are laughing with you, no doubt!

usu always clames to be the strongest nation, but in fact, you are poor european irish people who fled their country.

[nokia3210fuck]

I'm German and I ask myself why US people always come with the nazi argument.

You first have to take a look at yourself before accusing others.

I think I have to remind you of the slavery of blacks.Or that you wiped out the native americans.Or that the only atomic bombs that were ever thrown were thrown by USA.

[lordhashi]

@nokia3210fuck The japs detonated a bomb aug 12 the japs ate POWs the japs raped babies

[llllllrrrrrr]

Germany fucks USA!

[kylratix]

@masterknaster You do realize that you've just committed the same offense by generalizing an entire nation?

[masterknaster]

I do.

Problem is that it's true. Look around on youtube and most of the racist or just ignorant comments come from people in the US (not just white but there's also black ignorant racists).

If there's a vid with a German in it or a german guy just commenting a vid some stupid ass american is going to be commenting something about nazis.

Ask an american where Hungary is and most wont be able to answer.

I even once had one ask me if we had electicity in Europe. BUT I've also met some cool ones

[kylratix]

@masterknaster I'll certainly agree that, on average, by comparison with Europeans, Americans are traditionally ignorant in geography and international events. However, I think that the issue is blown out of proportion. Look at the venues that you gauge this by. The majority of users that commnet on YouTube aren't the "sharpest tools in the shed" to begin with. Also, many of them are children.

[raferboy]

Vive la France!!!

[StCro7]

shes making love while talking

[Jmadrid305]

Her eyes are so beautiful

[TheGenetic1]

that gal got her shit TOGETHER !!! damn shes fit !

[discothief]

Her breath smells of garlic and onions though. Merci!!

[Taffnp]

Who needs to speak French when you have the language of love :)

[TheOtherVenkman]

Wtf? That's called French, you idiot.

[south6bt]

Wow!

[Sealsealdk]

what a damn beauty!

[JoeBird76]

...danngg..... :O

[Hellsyeah82]

very beautiful

[quangip]

but hairy i heard...

[ScoobyBBS]

that wouldnt stop me.... i know that

[soulshunter87]

dude all french woman are hot.

[DJShadesUK]

...sadly ruined by being complete nightmares... try dating one, you find out!! LOL

Then again, I think I could cope with Melissa no matter how much of a nightmare she was!! :-)

[jagga212]

@soulshunter87 with hairy armpits

[simivalley1908]

@jagga212 Did you ever see that dumb ass ? Stereotype ! Like all Americans are fat and all Brits have rotten teeth ?