When Nikolai and Cherdenko traveled back and time and killed Einstein they created a time paradox where Schillenger got his parole and became president.
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
that would be hilarious the guy asks whats your opinion on illegal immigration and he talks for a while the inverviewer is like "what about you Ackerman?" "Attack Dogs"
Get me pictures of Spider-Man!
rhingston85 1 month ago
I'd vote for him over Obama any day. Serving up an order of suck it to those commie bastards.
MrKirbanator 1 month ago
is it just me or does he sound like Barack obama
idonotwastenames 2 months ago
@idonotwastenames It's just you.
rocketman544 1 month ago
Ahh, 2008...
TheKlink 2 months ago
this guy rocks
TirakunsaursRex 2 months ago
Best Superweapon ever.....
Combustible Lemons...
Kolt461 2 months ago 2
If you want hope, keep dreaming.
thaimasters 3 months ago
"Yes, we can."
Stolen straight from Obama.
CidSilverWing 4 months ago
@CidSilverWing SCREW YOU.
FFS1NICO 3 months ago in playlist lololo
@CidSilverWing ...That's the joke...*facepalm*
Sacredor 2 months ago
@Sacredor Beep boop, son, beep boop
CidSilverWing 2 months ago
SCREW 'EM ALL!
IMASIANSNIPA 4 months ago
Hes gunna burn China down! WITH THE LEMONS!!!
tmaduri 5 months ago 6
When Nikolai and Cherdenko traveled back and time and killed Einstein they created a time paradox where Schillenger got his parole and became president.
fistfulofknowledge 6 months ago
Cave Johnson for President!
quakingpig 6 months ago
All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
watchcodymac 7 months ago 4
@watchcodymac ahahahahaha
LoboalphaMASTER 7 months ago
Cave Johnson if he was the President of the USA.
SMAXZO 7 months ago
Cave Johnson, but balder.
AncientCombat20 8 months ago
no that is just a fucking fail! but funny!
ROLFMFAO
reeltimePAK 8 months ago
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Cave Johnson!
EADEACH 8 months ago
That's Cave Johnson :D
CrysisLTU2 8 months ago 4
allied weapon: combustible lemons :D
aptspire 8 months ago 2
This should have been aired as a commercial before Obama's inauguration. :)
ShadesOfKnight 8 months ago
Vote for me, or I'll burn your house down...with the lemons.
kaygirl10101 8 months ago
his secret weapon project: combustible lemons
schfiftyfivehundydoo 9 months ago 7
Freedom doesn't come for free. It costs $1.05, at least.
RadimirWackytov 9 months ago
I'm siding with the lemons
IKenSpelGud 9 months ago
I'm Cave Johnson, we're done here.
QwertySanchezSA 9 months ago 6
Vote for Schillinger or he`ll make you his prag...
1000thVoice 1 year ago
ATTACK DOGS!
Inthedark264 1 year ago 2
that would be hilarious the guy asks whats your opinion on illegal immigration and he talks for a while the inverviewer is like "what about you Ackerman?" "Attack Dogs"
Consomestudios 1 year ago
screw'em all, just screw'em all
michaelxxx9 1 year ago
lol nephy
DonBonjourno 1 year ago
vote for me if you want to live!
hotfreshrider 2 years ago 24
alright, you won! you dont have to kill me for it!
jj16802 2 years ago 12
Yes, we can hope. We can dream. But when we wake up the only candidate ready for the future is me! :D
AkuranTynai 2 years ago
One Shame, with a side order of Suck it, coming right up!
pullmyfingerr 2 years ago 19