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  • So wanna see Gordon Ramsays reaction to this.

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  • this is just the best show in the world.

  • They should have just roasted rats.

  • Hydroponic potatoes from a university grown by graduate students?

    What PhD are they aiming at?

  • @mehja1 Lol

  • @mehja1 Botany??

  • @mehja1 Agricultural studies.

  • @mehja1

    Botany? Agriculture?  Sustainable farming?

  • @Hadra568 I cannot wait to see the title of their thesis :)

  • i can tell you 3 things about that redheaded girl, 1 she is kinda hot. 2 she is frickin pissed, 3 that dude is so not getting laid XD

  • I think it's fairly obvious by each man's expressions that none of them actually enjoyed the meal. They're either trying to impress the woman they're with or trying to convince themselves in an attempt to feel "refined."

    Either Penn and Teller are horrible at reading body language or they simply ignored what they saw in order to make they're underlying point.

    I think they're point is sound when applied to anything other than food.

  • @stillshotprod I should really proofread.

  • @stillshotprod their* point, not they're (=they are)

  • I know that if someone was trying to sell food or any product that hard I would think Bullshit. But maybe thats just hine site.

  • this is the best episode yet

  • 5:20

    You gotta love the look on that cunt's face when she realizes her "mature" suitor just stuck her in the same kind of prank that any stoner or frat boy her own age could have dreamed up.

  • 5:20 she does not look happy. Hahaha!

  • I'm a simple man and by no means a food expert, but I find it bullshit that someone cannot tell the difference between instant potatoes and real or artificial, non-dairy whipped cream substitute and a legit dessert. I'm fairly sure I could. So either something is fishy or these are just really retarded people who also happen to be pretentious

  • @DrFrostyNutz yeah man, I can tell the difference between coke and pepsi !

  • @DrFrostyNutz You're probably right but it sure made me laugh.

  • @DrFrostyNutz I dunno man.That red head chick, looked pissed!

  • you know what would be ironic, if Tim was a 5 star restaurant chef and the things told regarding the ingredients was real

    that would be ironic :)

  • didnt show much of the reaction of the convinced guy. Maybe he got really pissed and broke his lady friend

  • These poor saps need a deep sea diving suit to not drown from the bullshit. I know I'm already wearing floaties and a snorkle.

  • they should have introduced them to the chef :D

  • thing is, you eat what you WANT to eat and the guy has been TOLD that food is high class so he believes the expert

  • Everything will taste stronger when you stop and actually try to taste it. That's how people "get used to" some ingredients they didn't previously like. First they try to taste "what does this new strange vegetable (etc) taste?!!" and when they're eating it the 35th time, they stop giving a ***.

  • potatos hydroponically engineered FROM MY CUM

  • I couldnt help but be embarrased for the people eating that.

  • just like most medicines, weight loss pills and stuff ITS ALL ON YOUR MIND

  • Hydroponically grown?

    I like that

  • ...Will you both stfu? It's the internet... Thanks.

  • I work at a 4.5 star casino/resort. People sure do love gordons food service.

  • "...for the difference in price, you could probably FUCK a few of the hydroponic grad students in Oregon..."

    HAHAHA LOL

  • for me the restaurant scene is basically the emperor's new clothes. if the food is expensive and served by pretentious waiters it MUST be good, and if you don't enjoy it you obviously have inferior taste - so everyone's too scared to speak out.

  • all of a sudden I really want some tuna and mashed potatoes.

  • LOL hydroponic tomatoes!

  • That Tim guy is a fucking legend.

  • anyone with Netflix, go look up a documentary on wine with John Cleese. He destroys the mythology that a $5 bottle of wine is innately inferior to a $1,000 bottle. He did a blind taste test at a party he threw, and the guests guessed all over the map. A complete wash, and showed that if you like the wine, then it's good, no matter what it costs!

  • Is that Bruce Willis wearing a wig?

  • Russ is hot

  • red hair is not pleased by this test. LOL

  • lol the red head "she is not amused"

  • @ziffy88 yea u can see shes a total bitch

  • @TomaCukor go fuck yourself midget prick

  • @Noodlelette is she ur wife ?

  • @TomaCukor Yes...because I am totally a lesbian.

    You fucked up cum guzzling shit head.

  • @Noodlelette no your not a lesbian, your an ill fuck, you belong in a mental institution with a fucking straightjacket on

  • @TomaCukor I'm sorry that you feel the need to refer to me in such a way, as you have referred to a totally random person in a video as a "total bitch".

    I say, and I am sure others would back me up on this, that it is YOU who should be confined to a mental institution.

    You aren't right.

  • @Noodlelette leave me alone u sick fuck

  • @TomaCukor I like the fact that you can't come up with an intelligent comeback.

    Be gone, scum!

  • @Noodlelette yea calling me names was very intelligent, give yourself a pat on your back

  • @TomaCukor At least I can type correctly.

  • oh bill, what are you doing to yourself? why do you keep on making a fool out of yourself?

    *sighs*

    what some guys are willing to do and to endure just to get into a hot chick's panties...

  • the redhead girl from the restaurant was pissed.

  • @detahdomo

    that's JUST what I was about to type! Looks like you beat me to it, HAHAHA!

  • @detahdomo I know right. Someone can't take a joke.

  • love p&t but i reckon a few times the diners were lying.. Particularly Bill at the end, it seemed like he took a tiny amount of the whip, then quickly tried to cover the taste with the wafer stick thing

  • Wow, I need to open up a gourmet restaurant.

  • lol i like mashed potatoes from a box XD

  • Well, Bill is an ass. He obviously has no taste buds, and he's trying to impress his friend with his vast knowledge of expensive dining. If you give me boxed potatoes, I can tell they're boxed.

  • I'd like to say I wouldn't fall for this shit but i really don't know. I know nothing about food lol

  • One comment for me about this show as well as the human mind, Placebo effect. The mind is powerful. If someone is in a good mood, everything feels like the best.

  • I would love to make a career outta bullshitting people like this

  • This makes me think of "Eat The Rich"

  • Fucking awesome programme.  Eating and drinking their own bull shit.

  • i dont eat any mouse under 180 whips.

  • @tyler2044 mousse or mouse?

  • @tyler2044 My god, have you no standards good sir? But no I wouldn't expect that of someone who dines of foods whipped in mere triple digit numbers would have any standards. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to prove I am the best minesweeper player by detecting and defusing mines across the world, using just my index finger.

  • @tyler2044 Ahahahahahaha

  • @tyler2044 You eat mice?

  • @BaronXS Ah, language... eating mouse, mousse or moose is all equally humorous in this context.

  • @tyler2044 Moose, bro...

  • @tyler2044 I can't believe you whip mice.

  • poor old bill

  • Barry Schwarz' name sounded familiar. Then I remembered one of my professors in college showing the class a video of him at TED making a speech against free choice -- apparently, you drive yourself crazy because there are too many kinds of salad dressing to choose from.

  • 3:06  So awesome.

  • i think the 3 people that disliked this were the guys in the restaurant...

  • i lost my mind laughing at hydroponic .

  • a tv dinner for 2.39? damn, that's a deal! where can i find that?

  • I think the best placebo effect comes with technology (this coming from an electrical engineering student).

    Audio is an easy example. Most people buy iPods mainly because its associated with quality (same thing with iPhones). Buy any other mp3 player and people think you can't afford a "real" iPod. Thing is, it has little to do with the player itself, the bitrate of the song you're playing is what makes it sound good/bad. Speakers are a different story.

  • They should try this experiament on Gordan Rameys.

  • @kozzy18 See if hes full of shit or just thinks about taste?

  • This is hilarious, how do these bullshit actors keep their faces straight while doing this? I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

  • This experiment would have had some interesting results had they tried it on Gordon Ramsay. I don't think that man has a broken bullshit detector.

  • I love dry potato flakes from a box. You don't get those chunks of potatoes.

  • i remember that one time that i went to subway and spend like 3 bucks in one single cookie. . . it was the best cookie that i have ever tasted! But maybe it was just my imagination. . .

    And Subway fucking sucks!

  • @TOKAGERO1

    Three dollars for a fucking cookie? How hungry were you?

  • It's all in the mind man. All you have to do is make it sound so high class and the human mind makes it taste how it wants.

  • That waiter is THE BEST liar ever xD Love him on this.

  • funniest episode of all time

    the irony that they would fall for such asshatery is so amazing

  • This is so right it's frustrating. What makes a good meal is the people and atmosphere, not how expensive the food is. The cliche of 'the best things in life are free' is right.. after all, what did people do for happiness before all of these marketing ploys?

  • That one dude's date looked really pissed. Notice they didn't show her reaction at finding out that dude was in on it.

  • I'd love to see and episode on gravity or maybe the sun,moon,or the belief that you need water and air to survive.

  • It's all in the mind. Best sex is not physical, it's your imagination during it. Remember the old one bagger, two bagger, three bagger? Same thing.

  • hes not thinking at all about the food, hes only thinking about getting her on her knees later on!!

  • how bad does this guy feel on a scale from 1 to 10. on national t.v. / the internet / and in front of his woman. would hate to be him watching the show for the 1st time with the whole family.

  • Well, white chocolate is essentially cocoa butter, a relatively flavorless fat, and Cool Whip is basically shortening, another relatively flavorless fat, so I guess it would make sense.

  • I fucking lost when i saw him heating it with the blowtorch. Just shows how much people can be fooled by words. Poor Bill, now he is just going to eat at McDonald's from now on.

  • Oh, the other thing is, I've been smoking generic cigarettes for 25 years, so my taste buds prefer the .59 cent Coolwhip with Hershey bar shavings. :)

  • never thought i'd this but I luv bullshit

  • thats awsome

  • 5:22 Little miss law student is NOT amused lol

  • The guy at 1:05 is such a douche

  • its funny how easy you can fool people....

  • A good book to read on this subject is "Predictably Irrational" by Dan Arielly in case you want to educate yourself further.

  • the english guy reminds me of a fatter Michael Gambon

  • My alma Mater grow potatoes? lol

  • "Well that explains alot!"

    prolly the best P&T labrat response ever... oh crap did i just say "the best"

  • I don't blame him, I love whip cream too :D

  • You know what I was thinking, If you owned a fancy looking restaurant, you could earn a lot of money by simply hiring a good liar, a really bad cook, an oven and some canned food and you're in business!

  • @eventzz what makes you think major restaurants don't do that already????

    lol

    would be neat to see how long you could get away with it.......

  • And you thought I was being serious?

    LOL!

  • ....actually I was running with the joke, I thought your comment was humorously intriguing

  • @eventzz

    fail

  • XD i think the comment about food with the people you love is like the mildest i've ever seen or heard penn LOL

  • I prefer burgerking to the burgers at the local 4 star resturant that charges like 30 bucks a burger XD

  • When my wife and I were engaged, I took her to a 5 star hotel, and a 5 star restaurant.

    We ordered $30 a plate dinner's, and all that.

    When we were done, we had a good laugh at the small portions and pretentious attitude in the place. We both agreed we would rather eat a nice home cooked meal.

    and, she said she loved my cooking more than the 5 star chef.

  • @bio2020

    This is a perfect example of why the illusion of having the best is the biggest waste of time and money.

  • Bio, I don't mean to ruin anything, but there is another reason to your home meals area better - Your home meals are made for you, and only you. Meanwhile, The 5 star Restaurant is trying to appeal to some rich people who are ready to pay $30 for a portion that is about the size of a toothpick.

    The love comes into it too, of course. That may well actualy be the prominant part.

  • @bio2020 yeah I've been on this really posh ship once in france, the food wasn't anything near special. Me & my mum could do way better.

    well, at least you got to mingle with ponces like the people in the above video.

  • The most important practical lesson from this was not the cynical appraisal of the shallowness of human nature, but rather that we have advanced to a stage now where even our worst food is still pretty good. I am glad this was brought up in the end since I think that was the most vital point, albeit less entertaining.

  • No. We eat shit. The quality of food was much higher in primitive society.

    Think about the labels for 'good food'

    "organic" "free range" "no hormones" "wild caught"

    The advantage is obviously that we can feed more people... but I for one would rather eat well with 500 than poorly with 100,000.

  • lol penn and teller should have a discount dinner show on the food network

  • Bill is a tard.

  • This is all pretty funny passing off cheap stuff as gourmet food, but then again it may actually taste quite good.

  • @pitcalco

    It's all about how you prepare it, you can have SPAM and it will still taste pretty good as long as you sear it a good minute. Just don't get actual SPAM, I always get those cans that actually have some more ham in it.

  • This is an amazing show, I fell of my chair laughing.. And it's all absolutely true!!!

    This is exactly how human mind operates!!!!!

    The vast majority of people really are complete brainwashed unable to sense or think morons!!!

  • I heard of a guy serving some meat (i think it was buffalo or some other animal you dont normally eat) in a resturaunt. He was selling it for 12 dollars. He hardly ever sold it.  With advice from his friend (who had a job advertising) he sold it for 40 dollars and added the word "delicasy" on the menu. He suddenly had people eating it every day.

  • Stupid makes money bruddah

  • It is not necessarily stupid on the part of the customer. Sometimes, spending lots of money is a part of the experience the customer is looking for. It is also typical in jewellery shops for a piece that is not selling to have its price raised, not lowered, in order for it to move. Some people take pride in the money they spend. Vain, perhaps. Yet there is a certain logic to it.

  • I laughed so hard when he said "this is not your average cool whip!"

  • Social pressure and snobbery are the main reasons for spending a bomb in a stylish restaurant. As for those diners who declare crap like this to be the height of gourmet cuisine, they are victims of the "Emperor' s New Cothes" syndrome, which also applies to Art e.g.the Turner Prize awarded for an unmade bed soiled with biological stains! Prices now charged in restaurants are often criminally high. I restrict myself to a monthly döner kebab in a Bangladeshi bar at 3.50€ a time. - yummy!.

  • It helps if you cook your own food. A lot of it is in your head, but side by side someone could still probably tell the difference between a black angus flat iron steak, and a kobe beef flat iron steak cooked the same way. The biggest misconception isn't that they don't taste different or that one doesn't taste better, its just a matter of degrees. The odds are it doesn't taste 'that much' better then the alternative, and just like anything else the majority is hype.

  • Yes but the point is that if you "don't" have the other there to compare the two that "would you be able to realize it", at least that what it looks like they where trying to get across.

    If not, or as you said the difference wasn't that much better, then why pay the extravagant price difference.

  • makes wanna open my own restaurant. lol

  • You can tell a chef is talented if he/she keeps a blowtorch in the kitchen.

  • cheap ass food with people you like is better than kobe beef with an asshole is soooo true.

  • Last time I ate at a fancy restaurant, the portions were puny and the steak wasn't even all that good.

  • this works perfect ... i buy cheap fake clothes off big designers ,, wear them a few weeks . and sell them on ebay as used authentic clothes .. if you offer them new for cheap prices people will know it,s fake ...offer them as used they wil buy your story ,and you sell them for more ,,,, so easy

  • I think stuff tastes better if I pay a lot for it. it can be crappy food but the fact that it's expensive makes it a lot better

  • Tool.

  • Only if other douchebags are around to see you spend-spend-spend though right? Admit it, it ain't about the food or the price, it's about trying to impress people.

  • yeah, and if people are impressed by you spending you will enjoy your meal more. that's why expensive food is better indirectly.

  • LOL that's the most retarded thing I've read in awhile. I judge things like taste/quality for myself. People are idiots and a very poor barometer for measuring just about anything so I could give 2 shits if they're impressed with anything I do or not, I don't do it for them in the first place. The only one who factors in my enjoyment is me.

  • yeah, but i have a bad self esteem and I need people to be impressed by me 24/7

  • Best ways to do that I've found is try my best to be a good, honest and charitable person and to not give a flying rat's ass what people think of me or how they judge me. After all, if I'm truly being a good dude and not faking it, people's judgement of me won't really matter as I gain fulfillment from doing what I think is right while keeping my feet firmly planted in reality on the ground.

    Buy someone else that fancy meal who wouldn't otherwise be able to and you'll feel even better.

  • Everyone is giving you thumbs down for your comment. I appreciate your honesty, however. If spending more money really helps you to enjoy your meal then I wouldn't knock it. If it works for you, fine. (Although I might not share that opinion.)

  • To possibly excuse "Bill", he might not be that stupid. He might even know he's eating whip topping out of a can, but with several cameras in his face and a girl he likes next to him, he'll say whatever is most comfortable.

  • He didn't know there was a camera until they were done filming.

  • Nothing wrong with using a blowtorch; it's actually a standard tool for caramelizing.

  • @cubix2006 he should have used a cigarette or a zippo or something.

  • @cubix2006 Creme Brule

  • @cubix2006 Blowtorches are fun to use for other things too. Bacon a la blow torch! Wahoo!

  • @cubix2006

    Very true about blowtorches. Personally, I make my hot chocolate using an acetylene torch on high in a stainless steel cup. Oh, the fun!

  • @cubix2006 caramelized potato? but seriously they're using it on crappy ass quality potato.

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  • I wonder if there was more to this episode but they decided to just focus on that fool, Bill, because its just too funny.

  • I hate fancy restaurants. Even if the food was expensive and of good quality, who wants some pretentious dickhead waiter in your face and bragging about your meal while you eat?

  • When I think of it, no fancy restaurants (proper ones) I have ever been to in any country ever brags about the food or even talks about it unless the customer has a question about it (in which case they are happy to talk about it.) The waiter's act in this clip would have tipped me off to something not being quite right. It was far too exaggerated.

  • I would hate to have Tim as my waiter. He constantly looks like her has an evil glare on his eyes.

  • lol @ blowtorch

  • The Bill guy is a total tool.

  • The first bite is with the eye

  • Useless trivia; the word "best" was spoken about 71 times in this episode. It averages out about roughly 3x per minute.

  • Nice!

    Can't believe you bothered to count, but cudos, mate!

  • I like how they switch from the dinner table to the Mexican chef, it just adds that feeling of remorse for the people who are actually eating that ..um...tasteful crap?

  • I think the funny part is that you have absolutely no idea what Penn and Teller's point of this whole thing.

  • i dunno, i thought the funny part was people obsessed with the "best" experiences in life, when in fact they can't even distinguish what is the "best" with what is considered "bland" or possibly even the "worst".

    hell, a Lamborghini Murcielago gets a run for its money when pitted against a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution 10, or a 2009 Chevrolet Corvette.

    that's $75,000 USD vs. $350,000 USD.

  • This is why you don't go out and buy filet mignon. Stick to sirloin or top round steaks, when cooked right they taste as good or better than the expensive cuts of meat.

  • You can cook potato with flamers? I got to try that sometime :)

  • the waiter is SUCH a good liar