You recorded a video game today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to post it.

[largo233]

Camcorder LP? He chose...poorly.

[mrbigstick]

i think that Indy and Jaws would be more fun to watch, it'd be hilarious to see Harrison Ford surfing away from a shark and try to hold it's mouth open so he doesn't get eaten, but you won't see Indy's transformation coming, but how else is he supposed to beat Jaws? oxygen tank, rifle, and spielberg? don't be foolish.

[stevensonbak]

I almost cried from the patheticness when he said, "This should fun, shouldn't it guys?"

"... and GIRLS."

[EvilApple567]

I'm not gonna lie, i thought this was Zelda: Twilight Princess. The paused Wii Menu screen for the first 30 seconds of the video confirmed my false suspicions.

[adek336]

Professor Dawson, how do I make a good let's play?

[ProtoMario]

This video is bad

[Mbash93]

5:25

Kind of artistic? Think you meant "kind of autistic".

[epicrocklobstar]

wait its indy?

[epicrocklobstar]

i couldnt tell if this was zelda, COD, or the end of the world

[Highlandscotsperson]

Camcorder LP'ers... I hate these guys...

[NeoJames82]

The Marx Brothers could have done a better LP.

[Darlos9D]

@NeoJames82 Groucho doing an LP... I think you just made me imagine the most beautiful thing ever

[randomnumbers1992]

"Their guns are stronger than mine" is german for "Guns are stronger than knifes"

[xxVampirePenguinxx]

Camcorders... Why'd it have to be camcorders?

[Goldbloodeddragon]

What does it mean to "RYP the LP"?

[piggemz]

@Goldbloodeddragon regret you playing the lets play

[piggemz]

he didnt have to post the video, and u didnt have to watch it. these guys are pretty funny but they are trolls at heart

[TheMightyP00tis]

@piggemz actually they're quite the opposite, trolls do things to invoke negative reactions, these guys do this for the purposes of entertainment.

[piggemz]

@TheMightyP00tis insulting people behind their back isnt much better

[NeoJames82]

@piggemz Well how do you know its going to be good or not unless you watch it?

[SD91]

After watching Retsupurae for so long, I didn't even realize until halfway through the video that this was a camcorder LP...

[xxxCuteAmuxxx]

What toaster does that guy record with, better than mine thats for sure

[OtherGuy931]

@scarycomments

You mean Mystery Science Theatre 3000?

[scarycomments]

reminds me of that show that commentates at movies

[lomu42]

Cal ee ma cal ee ma!!!!

[HyperCorruption]

Should've sent this one to the Marx Brothers.

[Thisistheman91]

Why does it always have to be germans...

[trumpeter811]

by BillyMC standards he did well

[xjod9]

@trumpeter811 You can't compare this to BillyMC, you fuck. Billy at least managed to record it with actual screen capturing software rather than... This.

[TheNameIsLegion]

"GIRL!?!?!?! oh yeah like thats happening" xD!!!!

[88Meters]

This is why you don't tape cell phones to your lunch box and use them to record videos.

[ShadowthePast]

5:06 I'm glad im not the only one who thought he said "I'm not using FRAPS"

[Mysterious0Bob]

@antisadism ... what? Simpsons became shitty with Season 9 and Family Guy turned to shit by the time it reached its second episode after the pilot.

[EdmacZ]

Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Awkward Camera Angle.

[LittleDrebin893]

Why does it always have to be Germans???

[DeadEndScreamer]

8:02 best line in the video.

[rickhh1]

@DeadEndScreamer: And great response by both Slowbeef and diabetus.

[SlamminWolfgang]

He didn't use a walkthrough to figure out how to spell "puzzle". Maybe he'll figure it out himself in the next video.

[EponymousKid]

Camcorder LPers. I hate these guys.

[stellybellyboo]

When he said "ladies" I think I felt my overies shrivel up and die.

[jackofblades94]

so all these guys do is mock at aothers guys lets plays?

pathetic...real pathetic...

[vbdevil]

@jackofblades94 So all you do is mock these guys who "mock at aothers guys lets plays?"

[jackofblades94]

@vbdevil naw dawg, i just posted one comment....

[Danniku]

@jackofblades94 And end every post in elipses. There's only three periods in one of those, by the way.

[ggamer2004]

If there was an "Unregistered Hypercam" thing in the corner, this video would be the pinnacle of crap.

[ArchangelDrake]

@ggamer2004 Actually that would probably make it more competently recorded, all things considered.

[NyErNiNjA]

Camcorders....... I hate camcorders.....

[MGSMOBSCENE]

oh well, at least this kid can come up with his own material. my material consists of talking about my daughter's awesome gaming skills at the age of 10 or sad stuff...honestly if coming up with matereial is easy then i just plain suck...make all the jokes you want.

[ChoosenOneStudios]

@MGSMOBSCENE Sometimes its easy. Sometimes its hard. The key is, if you can't, don't, but don't use "its hard" as an excuse to post something with bad material, or without material. :) That said, your daughter is awesome.

[MGSMOBSCENE]

@ChoosenOneStudios oh well thanks ill be sure to tell her that. and yeah it is hard sometimes and i agree with your statements. bad material is bad material... i have my share of times when i had to do several takes for one video. all i wonder is how people work up the courage to actually take a camcorder and record a TV instead of a capture card.

[ChoosenOneStudios]

@MGSMOBSCENE I should do more re-recording, truth be told. I think it comes down to the fact that some people think they can do something, so they should, or they think "Aw, I wanna do blank. The downsides are blank, which to me are miniscule. Who cares if its not as good to anyone else?" even if its a medium thats all about the viewer? They're doing it for themselves, not for the person watching - and buying a capture card? Doesnt help THEM.

[psycotigerman]

"I guess I'm not doing that bad." Yeah if you count "I can turn my wii and camcorder on" Yeah I guess you're doing great

[MrJoker773]

I hate camcorders, Jock! I HATE 'EM!!

[Kryp7K33p3r]

WORST LP EVER.

[Bigbattle22]

@Kryp7K33p3r There are worse LPs out there, much worse.

[Kryp7K33p3r]

@Bigbattle22 Y'know that scares the shit out of me

[psycotigerman]

@Bigbattle22 such as anything saying FFX2

[kajillion]

"Germans why does it always have to be Germans." Removing any mention of Nazis makes Indy racist.

[Kakudidan]

Fucking Temple of Doom is better than this shit.

[hakzpro]

Hm... This is blind and for fun. Now it has views.... My...this vid was bad...

[SuperWes64]

*skips from 2:07 to 8:23*

OH MY GOD HE'S STILL AT IT?!?!

[BuzzBoi315]

I'm sorry guys, but I actually cannot suffer through this with you.

[pyramidheadkitten9]

camcorders. why is it always camcorders?

[NintendoCapriSun]

Harrison Ford comes in, he's like "I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."

[James24884]

no, guy. i dont know what you mean. what are you getting at, pal?

[wespolly]

Indiana Jones and the series of retarded mumbling.

....Seriously? Why the fuck embarrass yourself by doing it with a crappy camcorder?

[PieSpirit]

Is this some sort of fancy new directing style? Oh, wait. Never mind, there's just one stupid camera angle.

[BurntFrost]

I wonder what Prof. Betus would teach? LPing 101, with Slowbeef as the aide?

[Doperwtje81]

You don't like these Lets Plays? You will, Dr. Jones.. In time you will become...a true subscriber...

[OneWithTheNight]

I guess this makes you guys the Raiders of the Let's Plays? *shot*

[StrangeAxel]

Is this kid's name Jimmy by any chance?

[Emwo]

why

[hippostud]

Just thought I'd let everyone know that ElectricalBeast has finally uploaded episode 60 of his sm 64 lp

[MadSurge]

Oh you guys. Nerdy quoting, my favorite way of mocking bad LPers! :)

Also, is it bad that I never played this game, I can't see the barrel among the glittery background, I have a fever and I still understood that he needed to shoot something on the scenery to stop the infinite horde of nazis before the kid did?

[MadSurge]

Oh you guys. Nerdy quoting, my favorite way of mocking bad LPers! :)

[UntitledHome]

I can't stop listening to his first sentence.

"Let's Play Indiana Jones and the Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii...."

[LumpyFudge]

There are not enough fridges to protect yourself from this video.

[eunicron]

He should have mailed this LP to the Marx brothers.

[TheNerdator]

Just be glad they didn't make as many Indiana Jones jokes as they did with the Star Wars video fro awhile back.

[EvanCWaters]

This video is Lucasfilm's revenge for all the bad reviews Crystal Skull got.

[Bastiest]

Why the fuck do these idiots keep recording these shitty videos with their camcorders?

[Marleyklus]

@Bastiest

Buuuuuuuuut Bastiest, they want to be e-famous.

[mmelendez514]

"This RP tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try WATCHING good LP's instead of MAKING them!"

[BurncoatRapscallion]

I hid in a fridge to escape this bomb of a let's play.

[MeatWisdom]

This LP betrayed Shiva.

[AnnoyingAssassin]

"A good Let's Player kneels before Slowbeef."

[warmslurm]

Considering it's a camcorder, it doesn't look half bad. There's no glare, at least.

[ElectroGamer64]

Good job on this retsupurae, guys. This was hilarious!!!

[ikushuka]

Billyanda jones and the legend of the lost levels.

[DSMarisen]

DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES! WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES AND WATCH THIS VIDEO!

[EarthPhantomTS]

Wow. What can I say, except textbook example of how not to make an LP...

[Goodguy33]

It's truly a carpenter's LP!

[jumpmansbro]

You guys should make a silhouette of yourselves watching the Let's Play, MST3K style.

[DrolKeegEht]

I'm sorry, guys, but I just can not finish this video.

It's not you guys, it's the asshole doing the LP. It's just... So... BOOOOOORING.

[Deckof51]

A Buh... A Buh... A Buh...

BILLYBOY!

[MoonshadowCaz]

Guys, my grandma passed away today. This video has helped cheer me up so much. Slowbeef, Diabetus, thank you.

[Qwertyguy86]

I agree, this kid is pretty dumb, but camcorder lets plays are not that bad. I know an LPer with 6000 subs, he never uses a capture card.

[gaminggoddess85]

@Qwertyguy86 I know one with 22,500 subscribers.

[zzyzx0788]

Why did he LP this? This is so fucking boring

[PvtRichardCranium]

DON'T LOOK AT IT MIRIAM!

[berettaman200]

 awesome.

[UltimaXG2]

Kid didn't use a walk-through. Shit's pro.

[BlastedToitles]

Indiana Jones and the embarrassing LP video.

[Freezingred2]

One of the best retsupurae vids I've seen in a while! Great job guys! Lol, this guy fails!

[whitelunick]

who is this guy he's freaking amazing

[LuigiFan64]

This was in the Arc from Raiders of the Lost Arc. That's what makes your face melt.

[KANGOexe]

Itsagents! Bidnuagudfarewell.

This kid needs to speak English.

[TheKyGuy]

That LP should have stayed in the Arc of Crap. It seriously could kill you.

[Doperwtje81]

Where shall I find a Lets Play so close to this one?"

"Try the local sewer."

[MuscIeBomber2021]

I just have one question...

Why does it always have to be Germans?

[Horzzo]

@MuscIeBomber2021

Because not too many other countries had Nazi's

[jitrif]

No time for proper camera work dr jones

[MyChemicalBromance]

ELECTRICAL BEAST REQUIRES ATTENTION

[ILIKECEREALX]

Oh, come on! Kingdom of the Crystal Skull wasn't THAT bad.

But yeah, the aliens were retarded.

[FaxanaduJohn]

No retsupuraes for the best part of a year, and now four in the space of a week. Keep it up boys!

[PickpocketSan]

Well, thank you for watching Indiana Jones and the Fate of Youtube...

[silverknight727]

2:15 - I think he actually says "Their guns are stronger than mine"

[IsItTheBagel]

@silverknight727 I agree I thought the exact same thing. But it added a joke still and made me laugh.

[gahbunga]

Why is my eye only ever focusing on the little toshiba thinger... I'm gonna go buy a toshiba camcorder be right back.

[llSocialOutcastll]

The kid sounds mentally challenged.

Way to hit a new low guys.

[TheToast7]

@llSocialOutcastll Right, because none of the other guys they mocked were mentally disturbed at all.

[KneadingHarbl]

@llSocialOutcastll

I don't think this is the first time they make fun of a retarded kid.

[FlushyCreations]

@llSocialOutcastll

So, is this your first time watching Retsupurae? Because I think all of the people they've ragged on might've been mentally challenged, part from Billy ofc.

[wespolly]

@llSocialOutcastll Dude, where the hell have you been? They have ALWAYS been ripping on incompetent people that can't do LPs/walkthroughs for shit.8p

[TheEverandever]

I gotta find this holy grail of Let's Play! What is it? Snatcher? Maybe Dead to Rights?!

[TheToast7]

@TheEverandever It's LaMulana, but only the tenth retry of it.

[GigaBoost]

Oh man, these indy references are hilarious.

[GreatPelicanMan]

Indiana Jones and the Questionable Camera Angle.

[PAMuffinMan]

@GreatPelicanMan More like Indiana Jones and the..*mumbles incoherently*

[killerdudecris]

firstly.. he's doing a lest play of indiana jones.. so you know this is gonna suck

[MJ1284]

"I didn't use a walkthrough by the way"

And apparently he didn't use any braincells either while making this video.

[kingbooforums]

0:01 into the video.

"Oh god this can't be good."

[Maindrian]

He recorded the video... Poorly.

[EbolaZidane]

I can imagine Indy tied up to a stake in front of this video, eyes clenched shut, screaming "Don't look Marion, whatever you do don't open your eyes!"

[xZeryu]

I like how even retsu didnt manage to get the quality higher then 240p :D

[MidnaKoopa]

He was doing alright until he ate shit and died. I've never played this game, and yet I'm confident that, given a basic explanation of the controls, I could easily win that little round of aim, shoot, and duck.

[Deliciousfruit233]

I actually think that this LP was SLIGHTLY better than that one where the camera was pointed at the Mario figures.

Still, why do people use those stupid cameras? Is it so hard to get a capture card? LPs recorded with shitty-ass Hypercam have better quality than this crap.

[TheToast7]

@Deliciousfruit233 Even a camcorder would be ok if they would just point it straight at it, get the white balance and other settings right, and in generally put in effort. Of course that's far too complicated for anyone but superman to comprehend, obviously.

[obacat]

Diabetus FTW!

"He no good Lper he crazy!'

[RudojiLape]

4 people who watched this video had to be Germans.

[Abnorvell]

He should have sent this LP to the Marx brothers.

[063naMdialook]

"Hey guys welcome back"

To his one subscriber.

[Octillery63]

forever alone

[raehyetu]

@Octillery63 so true

[ValleyDave]

close your eyes, don't look at it. keep your eyes shut no manner what happens!!

[jakedizzle]

This kid needs some Uncharted in his life, and a MinoHD.

[StoopidGeneral]

Someone needs to make a voodoo doll of this kid, like the one they had in Temple of Doom. That way, you could keep him from making another shitty Let's Play.

[Aloyalgamer]

lol at the tilted screen. He's using the rule of thirds!

[boggzy56]

Why do people upload this crap. Do they think that they are actually helping people?

[andrewXransom]

He's doing an in-character LP, guys. He can't move the camera because it's surrounded by snakes.

[b74k3]

@andrewXransom god, why does it always have to be snakes?

[EbolaZidane]

I am loving this new wave of Retsupurae's.

[CNUanMan]

@EbolaZidane Amen to that.

[IidoTheFox]

Oh dear lord...

[fatmanfiftythousand]

Where the hell was the camera placed, on his head?

[TheEvalButterfree]

I was LMAOing all the time...but don't make racist jokes pls

[Rocks21]

@TheEvalButterfree What racist jokes?

[Dissruptance]

@Rocks21

I think the ONE time he made an Indiana Jones reference in which he speaks like that little asian kiddie.

Or, you know, their screen name.

[Rocks21]

@Dissruptance Speaking like Shortround isn't racist, thats just referincing Lucasfilm, who themselves may be a bit racist, if not out of touch. Though yeah, the username is a bit insensitive, they call out their own juvenile ignorance on things like that all the time.

[Dissruptance]

@Rocks21

I agree, which is why I emphasized the "ONE" and made a point to say it was a reference.

People have a hard time finding the difference between being racially insensitive, and being racist.

[TheEvalButterfree]

@Rocks21 5:46

im just saying i dont like those jokes idk bout other ppl tho

[Rocks21]

@TheEvalButterfree I getcha, but what racist joke was made?

[Chibekoe]

You should have mailed this let's play to the Marx Brothers.

[Mesarphelous]

weed

[BlackMudcrabDL]

camcorders. why did it have to be camcorders.

[carefreew0rld]

my guess is this kid only saw crystal skull out of all the Indiana Jones movies, and absolutely loved it so he started LPing this game, or absolutely hated it and is doing this to shame the name that is Indiana Jones.

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

3 DISLIKES? AND THERES 4 DISLIKES ON THE LAST VIDEO? DO PEOPLE WAIT FOR NEW RETSUPURAE VIDEOS TO COME OUT TO DISLIKE THEM BECAUSE THEYRE MAD AT THEM?

[FuturePants]

@ZEROEVILDARKCOOL I assume those 3 dislikes are the kid in the video and two people he calls friends that he got to dislike it.

also TALKING IN ALL CAPS IS REALLY ANNOYING AND RETARDED.