Peep Show S03E03 P02

[dalhar20]

Their are two types of people in this world. The people who say that their are two types of people and people who just don't give a shit.

[ChainReaction666]

5 people can FUCK RIGHT OFF!..

[Menegoth]

Sue's so cute when she's scared :3

[MAKootage]

Whats is big sue's accent? It sounds vaguely indian at times, which makes no sense!

[stevebloodymckenna]

@MAKootage her accent is RP (recieved pronuciation) which is just posh, its not of a specific region.

[cocoperere]

David Mitchell plays ill so well, I just want to hug him and cuddle him and bring him tea until he feels better.

[thisloneliness]

@cocoperere I know right? Aguu, there are such good actors <3

[askl23]

Please stop voting the funniest quote right up to the top viewing area.

[bbjrsr]

@askl23 why?



[askl23]

@bbjrsr I'm sure plenty of people want to see the best bit at it's right moment, not apropos of nothing right under their screen.

[bbjrsr]

@askl23 its fun to share your favourite moment in the episode and see who else thinks the same. Try not scrolling down or maximizing the screen you'll be fine.

[EmmaGnillot]

Ths is just bloody brilliant! how have i not seen these before?!

[AronHallan]

Big Suzie is so sexy^^

[rumblewiththefish]

what if one sees him? immediate bad vibe :)

[SchmidtTools]

Its just a friendly poisoning....LOL

[upbomb]

Jeremism, I'm a Jeremist

[LithiumLogica]

"Jeremism." - So sayeth he, The Jez.

[gabbacadabra07]

This show is awesome! I'm in the U.S. and I can't believe we haven't "stolen" this idea yet, as usually happens, lol.

[Herbstkoenigin]

@gabbacadabra07 they (as in some people in the entertainment industry) have tried, didn't get past the pilot though..

[Lexorinox]

laughin to death LOL

=> Im ordering you to finish it! YOU GOTTA FUCK OFF PAL (door smashed again) FUCK OFF!

awesome!!!!

[MrSporkster]

"The righteous indignation of the common man!"

:D

[Espie1979]

she probably does nice poos like maltesers that smell like the body shop...lol

[Gleebo]

It's only a white poisoning

[llinkme]

This American gets it and loves the fuck out of it!

[LeeJHooker]

@llinkme Good for you! True comedy has no boundaries:)

[happentodie]

i love reading comments by permanently baffled americans ,who dont seem to quite grasp the sublties of peep shows humor ,its good to know they recognise superior humour though !!

[seanashehole]

@happentodie fuck off. Americans aren't idiots

[happentodie]

@seanashehole i didnt say idiots ,though you are ya wanker:) i said permanently baffled,oh yeah and fuck off

[steph5492]

so can anyone tell me why you would put a lock on the outside of your door? wouldn't you put it on the inside?

[AL13NM]

@steph5492 He put the lock on the outside to prevent people from using his room when he is not there.Like Superhans did when he was trying to shag that woman in Marks bed in part one.

[steph5492]

@AL13NM oh yeah lol, sorry i guess i wasn't really thinking that through, thanks!

[AL13NM]

@steph5492 Happy to help.

[FegeleinsRevenge]

Jeremism

[belisariusorb]

The Woodworkers' and General Persons' Union

[undDerWeberMax]

i d like to crucify jeremy, even if i am the reason for the following jeremism

[RowanTolley02]

Jez is such a prick.

[caitlinniamh]

As much as I love this show , I do think Jeremy is a total arsehole. Mark should dump him!!!!

[tsushima91]

"...I could rape him" LAWL

[mahound9]

"Is that normal pooing that you're doing?" [horrified stare]

[mattrider06]

when was the last time sophie sent you a template? fu ck face.

[wil3333]

Can't you and your friends cope with the sight of me lounging around in my pants. hahaha

[wane7jk]

Big Suze is so hot.

[WKaliberr]

women's shits smell and taste nice

[piginasack]

"I bet she even does nice poos, little maltersers that smell like the body shop!"

[andymaq]

I love the way Jez says "I've got an evil plan!" He says it with such pride lol

[MrKaplahh]

*Its not Im going to rape him, I could rape him... Im not going to rape him.*

wtf :P

[PenAirPilot]

"Please don't hit me!......Maybe I should hit him... Oh he's gone"

[eedobaba7726]

Jeremism... I'm a Jeremist!

nice....

[veitchy88]

"Its not like I'm going to rape him."

"I could rape him?..."

"Im not going to rape him"

[sarah2853]

damn jez is MALICIOUS.

suze looks totally fit

"omg jez im hearing things.."

[sarah2853]

i love johnson

the way he talks..

he's just so funny!!

[lexiLAWL]

i love the 'maybe we can start a union' part, hilarious :L

[habs4life9]

my favorite episode :)

[garyowenmurray]

same as funiest 1.. have been watching the series again from the start.. even funny the next time u watch it

[glebber]

i love her!!!

except i don't understand how she can be soo rich and posh and yet, she works as a waitress?

[huraboma]

that's tv for ya

btw, big suse is super hot

[glebber]

love that part.

[glebber]

oh good he hasn't hit me.

maybe i should hit him?

oh no.. he's gone.

love jez.

[cripsmccripple]

Bollocks! This is the last friendship i have that's not backed up by a legally enforcable document!

[sheenuxor]

"Maybe we'll become best mates and he'll train me up to be a carpenter like Jesus. And if I get crucified he'll start a religion in my name. Jeremism. I'm a Jeremist. Nice."

lololoOLOLOL!!!!

[joereid11]

there not going to do a magik eye of exectutions, itll be dolphins or father christmas loooooool

[soundslikegreen]

"it's really a white poisoning, a friendly poisoning"

[hobbitthedog]

I might rape him....

hahahahaha

[doughglass]

i love mark but i fuckin hate him in this episode

[nicktog24]

And now you've got your room at the center and your making your masks!!!!

[passepartout]

hahaha, jeremism!! i want to become a jeremist :D

[DilbertsDews]

i could rape him... i'm not going to rape him

[bcnnatalia]

we love you in Spain Mark and Jeremy! Thanks for keeping alive my passion to learn your language. Mark is such the epitome of an English man, right? Besos!

[chriscchandler]

Yeah - me too!

Infact, I loved it so much I got the episode myself and cut it down to just that clip and uploaded it to my channel!

[chriscchandler]

Favourite part:

Builder: Well is that the way it is, is it? Well you can FUCK OFF pal, YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF!!! *kicks door down*

Jeremy: Please don't hit me!!! Ooh I could hit him... ah he's gone now.

[420Sabbath]

Holy shit, this show is brilliant! fucking hell i just can't believe it lol

[Ilikenuman]

look! youve just got to do it now! alright? Its your job! im ordering you to do it! Im the boss, youre the worker!

[ChernobylTaco]

I could rape him....I'm not going to rape him.

[mremu11]

PLEASE DONT HIT ME

xD HIS FACE IS A PICTURE!!!

I Love Peep Show Loads!!!

[Mrkentucky08]

god i love peep show

[coopertemplefan]

PLEASE DONT HIT ME!!

[evilempire96]

Big Suze is gorgeous!

[whattheholf91]

I'm a Jeremist :D

[gianluca25999]

4od

[nemeth2009]

Its scary how much of Mark i see in me

[theresuga]

Haha I always say that to my boyfriend but he refuses to believe emotional repression and love of war is more than a coincidence!

I found Das Boot in his bookcase but he insisted it was his brothers so vehemently that I didn't believe a word...

[greenday21]

..........i see mark IN u tehe

[gallaghim]

Lol me too mate lol hardyharhar *cries self to sleep* :P ;)

[jjeffs07]

defs the best tv series ive seen, everything mark says is hilarious

[TheMarlonC]

i could rape him.....im not goin to rape him

[flagga]

"He put his head on a train track thinking it was a big steel sweat band"

Haha so true

[alun101]

thanks again - immediate good vibe

[zelusia0wnzu]

i could rape him.....im not goin to rape him

[biker1395]

"its not like im going to rape him, i could rape him, im not going to rape him"

[wheredoescouragecome]

Fuck it. This is the last friendship I have that isn't backed up by a legally-enforceable document.

[mistertarmac]

"Now you've got your room in the centre and you're making your masks."

[feellinecancer]

"shit we're so angry together"

XD

[zuturd]

Im a jeremist

[syrett76]

Big Suze - hubba hubba hubba

[PheatherP]

"It's not like I'm going to rape him. I could rape him. I'm not going to rape him."

[krazykow86]

That carpenter was in Eastenders once sometime last year, he was a plumber lol.

God, I am so sad for noticing things like that. :)

[jazzitsme123]

"i can sleep on the plane, i can sleep on the plane, i can sleep..." "so we'll get a chance to storm our brains off on the plane" loved tha part!

[onsetonset]

please dont hit me! good he hasn't hit me. maybe i should hit him. oh no, he's gone. lol

[concretejungle79]

why not have more vibe?

For one thing its a fire hazard. Great.

[g8house87]

look at him hes having a look at his life, he must me some sort of nutter. me, im like "fuck off, fuck right off" LMAO

[PSPUnlimiter]

Lol "im a Jeremist". xD

[xluvjdx]

the way jez says 'oh for god sake' as if mark is so unreasonable is hilarious

[scottishlove]

'Jeremism, I'm a Jeremist...nice'

[Inazumaa]

beat me to the quote!

[J44K3]

im locked out of a party that is happening in my own home!

[doyleyforengland]

fuck off pal, FUCK RIGHT OFF

[jdm29]

I could rape him! lol

[assezfolle]

I can't do magic eye...seriously...I've NEVER seen the picture come out :( Maybe I need magic mushrooms haha

[rwylie]

cross your eyes for as long as you can, then relax when you see the image. Or take mushrooms...

[tunnockteacake]

Thats the second time I've read on here that Big Suze is annoying?! Im so confused

[thechaos44]

"please don't hit me

good he hasn't hit me

maybe i should hit him

oh no, he's gone"

[molecularist]

why is she called "big" suze?

[MargotVoguey]

its odd, isnt it? why?! she's tinyyy

[MargotVoguey]

I didn't mean tiny in a bad way, she's very sweet, just not FAT.

[evergrim]

Probably her tits.

[JoeLaTurkey]

It's not like i'm going to rape him

...I could rape him

...I'm not going to rape him

[Oli3TB76]

'little maltesers that smell like the body shop'

[AbiH31]

lol xD

[rxbert24]

jeremism, im a jeremist hahaha lol

[soldathero]

lol big suze is sooo hot

[misssupernova]

Big Suze annoys me. Especially her accent.

[habs4life9]

she speaks in a stereotypical "ladylike" fashion. she does not drop a single letter when she pronounces words; if it's in the spelling, she'll pronounce it. there's definitely something being implied there, i think it represents her rich upbringing and her entrapment within "ladylike" comportment as a result of this upbringing. she is rich bitch, sure, but you're supposed to feel a measure of pity for her as her accent represents her lack of freedom of expressing herself.

[habs4life9]

wow, reading that now it sounds like something out of an english essay. peep show should DEFINITELY be studied in english classes! it will be a classic and will one day be analyzed by academia just as i did right here.

[TomFletchersStarGirl]

Jeremism. Oh God. :).

[Coffeeeggsbacon]

KEYTAR!