Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back - One

[Stupifyedify]

i act just like jay except i dont go all the way to hollywood to stop a movie

[Stupifyedify]

heres the pulse alright this is ur finger far from the pulse jamed straight up ur ass say would u like a chocolate coverd pretzel

[1lildil]

@kibiLP dumbass it's 15 bucks no 50 no one would pay that much for a rap and the person who put this up what is the first most epic movie

[kibiLP]

...50 bucks little man,put that shit in my hand... :DDDDDDDDD

[5007dani]

found something...lol who says purple rain at 2:26 ?  and silent bob cigarette it's not burning

[maymay2sexy]

@5007dani silent bob said it

[multimom3]

15 bucks little man,put that shit in my hand and if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe....jungle love ow e ow e o, i think i wanna know ya yeah what...lol, i love jay and silent bob!

[thenuwb]

thx!

finaly a normal quality and a full movie :)

[Dalek22comments]

Damn! Nice quality. Epic win

[P00PYBUTTH0L3]

hahaha pause at 2:31

[hakc97]

i dont understnad y this is 18 in the UK. 15 is more suitable

[animeking1357]

lol they don't even know about the internet XD

[CyrustheVirus1234]

"Affleck was the bomb in phantoms"

[MrBigenstien]

LOL "this will keep the son out of your eyes" *puts hat on backwards*

[MrlhOise]

what the f*ck is the internet?? haha!

[MrlhOise]

EPIC

[MishaShemyakin]

at 8:37 ish you can see the reflection of someone in the monitor move across.

[MrZero761]

you been to spec savers lol...i seen that film tons of times and never noticed ...thanks lol

[MishaShemyakin]

haha, no man, i saw that on my own

[MishaShemyakin]

haha, no man, i saw that on my own

[boredashell1234567]

@MishaShemyakin it's people outside the window in the street

[MishaShemyakin]

o. i figured it was like camera crew or something.

[mouffette000]

what's the song they sing in the comic store?

[Tommaxboost310]

hey look at 3:10 ..read the sign that is posted behind the cash register. hahahaha so freaking retard!!!

[Tommaxboost310]

my favorite movie of my entire life!!!!

[Lamporre]

Loved Ben's Jay impression at 6:43

[siggster03]

LMAO! ben's funny in this movie! not usually a big fan of affleck, but i just wana hug him right now! xD

[weyov5]

dude seriously you just ruin the movie, move that fucking annotation out the way, its fucking annoying, no one gives a fuck about your new channel, we just wanna watch the movie, god your such an idiot.

[AussieBlood29]

You realize you can turn annotations off by hovering over the little up arrow in the bottom right of the player and clicking the red note looking thing that comes up.

[jdkjkjdkjdks]

loved this movie!

[tuckedG35]

that quick stop is only an hour away from my house lol

[ajtwista92]

go to 8:36 and look at the reflection of holden's computer. you can see someone's shadow walking past

[iamthebrokenone]

AND FOR THE RECORD THE TIMES SUCKED ASS! funny

[Firepuma00]

8 days!!!! lol

[ParaOATH]

fuck fuck fuck fuck motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck!

[gtathug614]

haha i love this movie NO FUCKIN WAY DONTE AND RANDEL SLAPPED U WITH A RESTRITING ORDER LOL LMAO

[GRIMRIPER1000]

man jays mom fucking crazy woman

[gtathug614]

haha

[Soddykins]

Why do you care? Enjoy the movie, for fuck's sake.

[SophiaJH]

how has this not been removed by google? xD

[popomomo12]

YOU MANIACSSS!!!!!! DAMN YOUZZZZ!!

[zuturd]

PULL UP YOUR FUCKIN PANTS SIR

[stoned247ca]

what the fuck are you bitches babbaling about

[XmilitaryXkidX]

O wee O wee O i think i want to know ya know ya yea

[redninjaturtel]

MY JUNGEL LOVE!!!!!! v

[heavenlyXskater]

fuck fuck fuck motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck motha fuck motha fuck noise noise noise 1,2,1,2,3,4 noise noise noise shmokin weed shmokin wizz doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts and shm........

uhh let me get a nikel bag......

15 bucks little man put that shit in my if that money doesnt show then you O me O me O......

[warlock10112]

hahahaha he tryed to blow job a nun lol

[zuturd]

how the fuck do u blow job a woman retard??!!!

[heavenlyXskater]

one of the funniest f**cking movies ever:D

[DX316619]

J  and silent bob rock

[ghetto123987]

sick guy :p

[Dodecalypse]

Whats the first most epic movie ever?

[iamthebrokenone]

jay and silent bob! duuh

[rreerrtttrrttr]

thank you so much for posting this

[T3XM3X95]

What the fuck is the internet?

[kaker69]

good place to end this part

[coolvideos367]

lol "look in between my cheeks and you can see the steak nuggets!"

[MackleJack]

it's stink nuggets man

[punkz1996]

say would you like a choclate covered pretzel LOL

[elijah2134]

wooooooooooahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol the way jay says woah is funny fucking stink nuggets!!!!

[Awolfamongsheep]

<3 Morris Day & The Time.

[Tinron]

calls himself magnolia fan...awesome

[Tinron]

what is the song they sing in the comic book store?

[joenieves12]

in the beggining when their babies ther e were bongs in the backround lol

[awesomehole0001]

It was the 70's, man

[bouldercreekin]

you know bobs mom is a stoner cause she says 'this will keep the sun out of your eyes' then puts the hat on him backwards lol

[InhibitorProductions]

hahaha, bitch about movie and share pornography.

[ladykind21]

lol I love this fucking movie hahaha awesomeness

[stephiiskitzo122]

hahahaa :D looooveee it

[doughboy1234z]

dude best movie ever this is like my family movie along with friday after next and all about the benjamins

[dave8594]

whats the song they were singing when they "cued the music"

[whisperingxmirrors]

steak nuggets <3

[avery000]

can sum1 explain 6:19-6:30 for me? i dont really get it. whether its a reference to sumthing else or what

[LilithMorningStar]

1:15, so that's where Jay gets it from...

[cdumeohyeah]

Jason Lee is byfar one of the unfunniest people on the planet.

[Ziz208]

mommas gonna try an get lucky! lol

[shonenjump20]

15 buck little man put that shit in my hands

[jkfoolduh1]

dont u fucking move you little shit machine lol

[tyblazin]

this keep the sun out of your eyes and she puts the cap on backwards

[jkfoolduh1]

lol that was funny

[Ziz208]

i was wondering about that

[joseolague]

thnks for posting!!!

[whathehellasian]

what the first most epic movie

[FlyyEmoGuyy]

Clerks 2 which they deleted from my account. I

ll upload it again soon. Waiting for them to stop watching my account. (They deleted like 20 of my vids plus clerks 2...)

[wemetee]

@FlyyEmoGuyy

You actually understood what "whathehellasian" was talking about?!?!?

[scarface64118]

what the FUCK is da internet?

[mesuhlikemusic]

the internet is a communications tool, used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

[integeral]

WTF IS THE INTERNET........?

[RikuSlife]

Kick ass

[Cheeky1531]

fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck mother fuck mother fuck noise noise noise 1-2-1-2-3-4 noise noise noise smoking weed smoking whiz doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers rolling fattys smoking blunts who smoke the blunts we smoke the blunts.

dats probably the best part of the movie at 1:36

[lightlord99]

bahahahahaha i love jason lee

[doublethumpbass89]

i first saw this movie when i was 11 years old...lol

[pops11223344]

where can i get the song ..fuk ufk fuk fuk....

[jollybaby18]

Jay is so sexy lol

[kyleschrader]

skank

[jollybaby18]

your mom

[zaprutertape]

whats the song right in the beginning. with the guitar? what is it?

[doublethumpbass89]

"lifes been good" i dont know who its by though

[Minase77]

It's by Joe Walsh. Awesome song.

[koolbeans70]

have you noticed that jay says god is a her at 2:19

[fma28]

direct reference to dogma XD

and jason lee makes a joke about a chocolate covered pretzel which is directly from mallrats

i love how kevin incorporates his other films into later ones

[Slurm867]

thanks man!

[masterofrandom16]

It is my deepest wish that Fred Phelps watches this movie. If it doesn't do the world a favor by making his head explode then we can at least enjoy laughing at him bitch about it. ;)

[EveryMn]

That crazy fuckin' Olympic swimming hatemonger.

[kankalush]

what the fuck is the internet?

[warmachine50009]

the internet is communications tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.

[robbolabob]

tell em steve dave hahaha

[electropopprincess]

this will keep the sun out of your eyes!? (puts hat on backwards)

:)

[WarrenZevonFan]

yea lotta moms in jersey r dippy like that, trust me

[holymasterchief]

at least shes trying to be a good mother, unlike jay's mom

[Crazydude3215]

lulz I think there are mothers like Jay's aswell

[KRSBlair]

thanks for posting