Let's Play Final Fantasy VII #102 - Diamonds Are Forever

[DrugsCanSkill]

lol its jesus weapon!

Run HCBaily!

[MYVloliDiruJP]

If you use knights of the round, you dont need to do anything else

[VegeXP]

"Your using up all the hot water!" LMAO

[NinjaKage100]

the reason why you weren't using the heavens cloud sword is because of apocalypses triple growth right?

[sorwoggpm]

I don't think it's supposed to be "terra" as in "earth," i think it's supposed to be "tera" as in "a trillion" like "terabytes," like Neo Bahumat is "giga" which is a billion.

[elderdragonIce]

3:15 but it seems to have little money

[Aggress92]

As many have pointed out, you can steal a double-growth weapon for Yuffie from Diamond Weapon (Rising Sun).

[Wolflord99]

Tera- means trillion so Bahamut ZERO is using a flare equal to a trillion flares

[natlord]

There's a lesson here children:

Getting stoned can kill you

[coolmint191]

damnit, I walked through the forest to get to forgotten city every time!

[ChromeMaquilover22]

So did Cait Sith get a new controller because suddenly...Scottish!

[MigeulP]

@ChromeMaquilover22 I'm guessing some time between now and the last time he talked, Reeve actually looked up the name he gave his cat-robot and, being the hammy insufferable prick he is, decided it was as good an excuse as any to exercise a crappy Scottish accent of his. It gets a few times worse by the events of Dirge of Cerberus, trust me.

[ChromeMaquilover22]

@MigeulP OH GOD

This is why I never played further than the original because AC made me facepalm so hard. Crises Core was awesome but then DOC made me vomit in my mouth a little...

[MigeulP]

@ChromeMaquilover22 At Cait Sith's accent? Or at the nine-year old who's nineteen in plot-years as an excuse to focus on her ass in cutscenes who has a romance with the guy who's obsessed with this one chick at work who flirted with him a few times and who must be in his sixties by now?

[ChromeMaquilover22]

@MigeulP I think it was the latter of the two.

Even though I kinda like VV and Yuffie together they didn't need to make a whole clunky controlled game about it. >.>

[MigeulP]

@ChromeMaquilover22 Yuffie's the best character, IMHO, and Vincent's at least useful, even if all his dialog sounds like bad poetry. But they never needed to continue the story of the FFVII world. Ever.

[ChromeMaquilover22]

@MigeulP Yeah and the fanboys still think they're going to remake the original. That makes me smile!

[Demon2k3]

@MigeulP What dialogue does not reminds of poetry in this game, sorry for an old comment, but well this storys dialogue is so much more miss than it is hit. As great as the game is, it's nostalgic value is only really what keeps it as a highly rated ff game for me , but far from the best, and it's somewhat overrated simply because of the nostalgia it invokes.

[douflebagboy100]

yeah that water doesnt look very shallow so im gonna say thats the jesus weapon!

[Conscript626]

what happens if you let it reach midgar?

[sunsetmaster4]

@Conscript626 It stands there scratching it's head and waits patiently for you to come kill it.

[neildKoR]

8:00 Best place to use this summon is while on the ground floor of the ShinRa HQ. Can you say, "Independence Day"?

[ThePhrog123]

how many plathroughs did it take to learn what you know now?

[montylewis12]

@ThePhrog123 i know all that he does plus a little more...i've played it through like 5 times but i also have like 6 other games that i never finished cuz beating the game is pointless when you do everything else. so yeah...about 9-11 ish plays

[VicAusTaxiTruckie]

Waaaaaaaaaaaah!? you can land the Highwind next to the forgotten city????

D'oh!!

[jgldje]

4:20 I always wondered why cait sith's speech got all...slang-y right at this point.

[SacredReviews]

haha your funny my man hahaha

[AZ09astrophysicist]

You forgot to steal the "RISING SUN" from Diamond Weapon

[DivineSlayer1]

bahamut ZERO was pretty cool, but i still favor bahamut fury's Exaflare from CC :3

[NachanDesu]

You're using up all the hot water!!! XD Nice.

[CROCIITG]

HCBailly, you forgot to steal from Diamond he has the "unique item" Rising Sun for Yuffie. I have enjoyed all of your LP's i will let you know if I spot anything else in the FFIX series you got going on.

[piplh]

I linked B-ZERO to Quatra Magic, and Mimed it. In that time:

I used the bathroom (washed hand)

Made a sandwich

Ate the sandwich

Made myself a banana milk shake, drank it

Watch three episodes of Big Bang Theory

Took a nap

Woke up and it was on the 6th cast of B-ZERO...

[Kinguification]

@piplh lol, that's too funny!!

[dRevan64]

@piplh ...Playing video games while eating and watching tv. I need a way to fave comments. MAKE IT HAPPEN YOUTUBE.

[Funnystuff1700]

@piplh You coudl've done one more, maybe 2 more things... HINT... HINT!!!!!!!!!! *Insert Sexual Joke Here*

[piplh]

@Funnystuff1700 I usually like to keep my comments at a PG rating, and I don't think my gf would appreciate me talking about us doing it while I play Final Fantasy on the YouTube comments... again.

[TheOGtavon3000]

@piplh lol try it with knights of the round!

[xavgui100]

the weapon that came out of the sea is godzilla 1954

[xavgui100]

what is special about a master materia,is it like ultimate of the type or what

[whatizthisidonteven]

@xavgui100 It has all of the spells of that type of each materia.

[HypnoticCrimson]

@xavgui100 Say master magic would give you all of the magic in the game, since its impossible to equip it all at once. The others are like that as well.

[pageboythehumanist]

Actually, the name "Tera Flare" isn't spelled wrong, though I think considering the way prefixes like that work that it should have been "Teraflare".

Still, "Tera Flare" looks better and is easier to read, so...oh well.

[HTFaddict12151993]

u can still buy weapons at mideel even after it is destroyed all you have to do is talk to the chick with the white chocobo you can also purchase some handy items and pretty good materia from her

[hoosherdaddy]

im curious, why is it you dont fill all the materia slots on your equipment? even if you dont "need" the others, its still good so you can lvl you stuff quicker

[TyrannusBestia]

@hoosherdaddy it minuses your stats, usually.

[animegirl16091]

where did you get magic breath

[funlover163]

@animegirl16091

...look for it around #079 "shake that booty"

[animegirl16091]

@funlover163 thank you

[Alicechains]

LOL. 'Jesus Weapon'. Gotta love it.

[Dragongundam092]

Its tera as in a prefix of a measurement if you notice bahamuts attacks go Mega, Giga, and Tera.

[ProtectorChrono]

@ 6:37 when your fast forwarding it makes the music more epic then ever and somewhat sexy through I don't know why but yeah rofl.

Diamonds are Forever but apparently Diamond Weapon is not haha. Nice reference to the Diamonds are Forever commercial

[KakanSetra]

Nuke them from orbit! It's the only way to be sure.

[imthedj22]

wtf whered u get 2x cut?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?1

[Austinrulesyourface]

@imthedj22

You get it in the Sunken Gelnika, along with Yuffie's ultimate weapon

[MusicMan0985]

You equip Steal yet you did not steal the Rising Sun Weapon from Diamond Weapon. I notice you do not Steal the one of a kind iteams. You should still menten it unless you did not know.

[WhatsOfTheUp]

Was the Diamonds are Forever title intentional (Diamonds aren't forever -Bring me the Horizon), or was it just a crazy coincidence?!

[BLOGART777]

@WhatsOfTheUp even though i really like that song and want to agree with you, i think its because of an old James Bond movie

[Zack1825]

i had fun fightin diamond weapon...i beat him with straight attacks

[TrevorLuke1]

hey water walkin dude is proably criss angel weapon

[thedementedkid64]

7:58 Bahamut ZERO: IMA FIRIN MAH LAZORS!!!

8:06 Diamond Weapon: WAT DA FU- *boom*

[xMBxDougyfresh]

now with enemy skill is there a certain button you push to learn the skill cuase i have had it on the whole game and i only have 5 enemy skills

[Badazztard]

Probably shoulda played Diamonds and Rust by Judas Priest for the battle lol

[austen1oo195]

contain can get enemys stoned wich can kill them wich means drugs are baaad!!! because you get stoooned

[Made4542]

Diamonds...are...forever...

No Rubies, but diamonds!

Diamond Weapon: If you like diamonds....

People: No! Were not going to get crushed trying to cut some off of ya!

DW: Ahhh...

[TheJel2]

where do u get all the materia/

i only have like half of it

[carlichan21]

i failed like all the huge materia quests so now i'll never have bahamut zero :( i was so excited about getting him too :(

but diamond weapon is sooo hard !

[BLOODBANE678]

Its Jesus WEAPON..lol

[GruppeSechs2004]

I assume I would get a Game Over if I allow Diamond WEAPON to intercept Midgar, but I wonder what actually happens? Please somebody let me know

[DarwinwasWrong]

He just stops right in front of it. No Game Over, he just parks it and says, "Eh, I'll get around to it at some point."

[GruppeSechs2004]

lol. Perhaps the well being of Midgar and Shin-Ra aren't exactly Cloud's #1 priority...?

[goldentrumpet1]

They spelled tera right because it goes mega, giga, and then tera.

[Arcanas3]

...You didn't steal the Rising Sun for Yuffie... I know it's not that great, but for the sake of completion! lol

[Natashina01]

First time I played through this, I thought that Diamond Weapon moved like the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man.

"What Ray? What just popped in there?"

[SchlossRitter]

I've been playing too much Chrono Trigger and watching your CC vids, so it keeps throwing me when Cloud speaks. I forget he wasn't a silent protagonist (despite the spiky hair).

When the Weapon steps on someone, I want to say, "You go squish now"

[KingPariahDark]

theirs actually a glitch with vincents ultimate weapon, that when you kill a certian amount of monsters, a glitch happens where he can pretty much 1 hit kill everything. same glitch in another ff game aswell

[rofosho1441]

where are you finding these command materia? i have double cut but what about Slash-All and Mime? also i'm screwed lol. i sold my Morph materia so now i can't get tetra-elementals! Any tips would be awesome!! :P

[odins1337]

@rofosho1441 go back 2 the condor reactor part they sell morphs n00b... and mime is a uber rare materia u need 2 get the gold chocobo youtube around 4 how2 get it /where and the slash-all well ancient forest by cosmo canon google/youtube it

[XnoKT]

"can possibly get your enemies stoned, which would kill them." rofl

[WTFuRdum]

slow as a pig

[manuelito1233]

Jesus weapon...

LOLCATS FTW!!!

[Jediman2000]

Is there a materia or item that allows you to see the hp of the enemies? You know, like something similar to peekaboo of Paper Mario?

[ff7fanutah]

The Sense Materia, but most high HP enemies are immune to it.

[vegeta4eva123]

meh was quite surprised when i fought diamond weapon i remember him being soooooo tough when i was a kid and now i beat him so easily im really looking forward to going against emerald weapon who i could not defeat then -.o i luv yr vids HCBailly always so humorous will u b doing walkthroughs for ff8+ ?

[SilentFlame117]

Couldn't Bahumut Zero just attack Meteor?

[ukraine6]

Bahumat ZERO isn't that strong, only 99999999999 KOTR max damage would destroy it.

[FunnyVids801]

....it took me 5 minutes to beat tht weapon...wasnt hard. i used one normal attack with each person, Bio 3 on all gave each a M barrier, summoned Phoenix and summoned Knightss of round...the end :3

[Hhamsteri]

Just a small tip for those who are watching. You can steal something from the Diamond Weapon that can be helpfull later on in the game. It's a weapon for Yuffie (If you like to use her more) called Rising Sun. It's a double growth materia weapon with double linked slots.

It's usefull if you don't have or don't want to use some of the other items like Conformer, Orishuma or crystall cross.

[sugaclw]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!­!!!!!! RUN FOR YOU'RE LIVES IT'S THE JESUS WEAPON!!!!!! lol god u do kno how 2 make a person laff

[Made4542]

Diamonds *cries* truly are forever.... damn gem commercials rofl

[GaaraFredNorrisPro]

Diamond weap looks kinda like a Gundam

Heck, all weapons look like gundams to me

[kzundiverus]

UC?

[GaaraFredNorrisPro]

Bahamut ZERO: IMA FIRIN MAI LAZER!!!

SHOOP DAH WOOP!!!

Diamond Weapon: Oh F...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!

[joshuapsgibbons]

its jesus weapon!!!!! lolz

[gregdrako]

steal.......

[ArcsaurdeQuester]

The bosses are so disappointing in this game if you happen to be a powergamer like me...

I still remember fighting Diamond, and being stunned speechless when I discovered that all it took to beat Diamond was ONE Omnislash...

[TheElementrix]

He is immune to melee for the first part till he cast a spell which makes him immune to magic and susceptible melee, I killed him with magic before he did that spell...

[Wanderingsage7]

or he's just that big.

[VaanBellato]

i just used a KOTR and well, that's all!

[baranas001]

how do you cast spell 4 times???

[Smileyman063]

Quadra Magic materia. Its found in one of the special materia caves that you need a green/black/gold chocobo to get to..... or you could use the highwind glitch to obtain it, youtube it.

[baranas001]

wth? when i give the key to old man and when i go to that shoer :D it goes black screen and nothing;(

[iProtext]

HCBailly! Too soon man. Too soon.

[noraacmw]

such a great game

[AzureFayt]

you cna mime your own limit

[kbhalacy]

9:04 barret farted

[kbhalacy]

ITS GODZILLLA.......no its Diamond weapon

[Brewhahh]

Jesus weapon rofl.

[C92cool]

hold on a minute

ket me get this straight

if one of the main FF characters get stoned then they become confuse

if an enemy gets stoned then they can die

What The Fuck kind of crack does FF have!?

[MuteMusicalMorgan]

35k exp?? That's OVER 9000!!!!

[genmaximus110]

You didn't steal the Rising Sun!!! I know the weapon sucks, but still!!!!

[sigmons]

how can you have barret first? is it impossible!

[123123s3]

jesus weapon lollolololololo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[betterthanbonds9]

they spelled tera properly, think computers

mega flare giga flare tera flare

i think you're thinking about the common latin term "terra" which means earth

[HughesDFM]

they may also be pulling a pun as well.

[BURNheavenRAISEhell]

"It's Jesus Weapon. He can walk on water."

Just the sound of the words Jesus and Weapon in the same sentence made me bust a gut.

[ConsumiteFurore]

Dimond wep reminds me of Ultragunner from Vanguard Bandits.

[Junafani]

Jesus Weapon is angry as someone used all hot water. XDD

We want to see Highwind limit! :D And Tifa's last too!

[dudeirox]

"He must be mad that we turned the shower on...

YOUR USING UP ALL THE HOT WATER!"

lmfao hilarious

[sa1amandra]

hey can you show what will happen if you don't fight the Diamond Weapon?

[bahazis]

It just stands there and does nothing if I remember rightly.

[Flumpansamonga]

Wow...Terrifying...

[Sennenryu1]

Diamond Weapon always made me think of Gundams.

[BygPhattyPlus]

Jeeze, Comet2 did more damage to Weapon than Ultima did, and with ONE casting! And Bahamut Zero is cool, but not as cool as 'Knight of the Round'!!!!

[zuloph]

LOL! Jesus Weapon. Nice one HC. Probably been said plenty of times of course but I still think it's awesome enough to have been said again

[njfinest24]

LOL " It's Jesus Weapon"

[xveers]

Oohh cool... you got an Orbital Ion Cannon :D

[Shhteve]

HC, I made a macro for my shaman on WoW using Cid's famous tea line.. and it's all thanks to you.

[RGProductionszZ]

at my game it just says terra

[TheSSNintendo]

I've played FFVII a few times before, but I don't remember Diamond Weapon coming out of the water. Then again, it's been quite awhile since I last played the game.

[Mystrohan]

Slow as a turtle, maybe?

[darksion]

you should of quad magic -> bahamut zero haha

[qazwsxasdedc]

What's up with caith sith? isn't like him to be saying those words

[manuelito1233]

I think they spelled Bahamut ZERO's attack correctly.

Tera = 1,000,000,000,000 or to the *power of twelve*.

Sooo i assume Flare Level Twelve?

Flaraganomniganrarigarugadin Perhaps? /:0

[moshiW]

I have the PC version of the game and it's always been spelled "Tetra Flare" but tera flare is possible.

[685444]

wierd, my ps1 version has tetra too...

[DragonslayerProd]

You should have linked Comet 2 to Quadra magic, it dealt so much more damage with 1 casting than Ultima did.

[drunyon214]

Why do I get the feeling they assigned some random person to do the dialogue in this part of the game? In this episode, Cait Sith throws around words like "ya" and "Nuthin'" and "Doncha" and "ain't"... yet he NEVER talks like that in the rest of the game.

[Narrator007]

I think Tera Flare is spelled right, it is refering to a higher order of magnitude than Giga-flare (1 terabyte = 1,000 gigabytes)

[frostare]

Bahamut Eidolon on Proto-Babil FTW!!!! Sorry... today I played that game and couldn´t help`but get reminded about that and type about it.

[speyeker]

Pretty much every single one of the very few episodes to come will be an absolute epic win. In particular, I LOVE the scene in the next episode. I remember you once estimated that the series would go to 120, but I don't think it'll even reach 110 (presuming the optional bosses are bonus episodes, and that you do show off a lot of the enemies in the final dungeon).

[LPwatcher]

Watch out, he'll be back in three days.

[TheMelnTeam]

Was it really Jesus walking on water? Stories crossed!

[Jamendox]

Jesus Weapon :O!

[mallowken]

I like how all summons take forever just to do 1 attack

[speyeker]

Goodbye, Still More Fighting. You were an awesome boss tune.

[l3laster]

lol @ Jesus Weapon comment.

And I remember how slow he moved. It was kind of annoying but I guess they want to add a dramatic effect to it.

Wow, I never noticed that they spelled Terra wrong. Of course, I ignored most of the mistakes when I play the first couple times.

[SuperBalrogBros]

"YOU USED UP ALL THE HOT WATER!!!" awesome.

[cloudsepiroth]

he hc bailly i was wondering how you got through the temple of the ancients?

[imchim]

"Will the Sister be enough to *pause* stop Sephiroth?"

You really forgot what they moved that thing for didn't you? Haha

[stranger0213]

"walk like a pig" lol. Will you get Holy?

[OrchiNova]

Lawl

Jesus Weapon XD

[stinger200]

that fight would have been the shizz nit if u had nights of the round

[death5140]

He did have KoTR. He's only going to use it for, and I quote, "...a couple of really ridiculously long boss battles...". Which I'm pretty sure he mean Ruby and Emerald WEAPON.

[horsegon1]

he has it but isnt using it

[Ryuzaki306]

wouldn't it be awesome if square made a ff 7 for the ds or psp? without like freaking redoing the whole game's graphics just upgrading them a bit? that'd be awesome. sometimes u can just get sick of all this AWESOME graphics and u prefer the old graphics

[drac313]

why are u using Gigas Armlet, it has no growth!

[ffgtahpfan]

Strength Bonus of 30

[HCBailly]

For the most part, physical attacks outweigh my magical options, except in some cases like this one. By the time I got the Gigas Armlets, I already got most of the AP I wanted for my materia. Anything new takes too long to gain a level.

[PvtMinsk]

Heheh, that was a pretty good damage-fluff ratio for Bahamut ZERO. Not as ridiculous as FF9's Ark, which creates an explosion VISIBLE FROM SPACE and only does the mandatory 9999 at best.

[crystalblade20]

Jesus Weapon FTW!

[ergunno10]

LOL, Jesus weapon, how do you make this stuff up XD. Oh, I just want to see your Emerald/Ruby WEAPON BATTLES! Those will own!

[SaskueUchiha14]

why does diamond weap go so slow?

[tehcoolcan]

It's running on Windows 98. :D

[speyeker]

Not even, this game came out in '97. =P

[grototpwel]

Well, it could still have been running on a beta release of win98, but that's unlikely. After all, it did manage (after a while) to get to the shore without BSODing. :)

[SaskueUchiha14]

good point lol

[Galdhon]

Actually, Tera isn't a misspell. It's a metric prefix (can't remember which one though), while Terra means Earth.

[crystalblade20]

Yeah as the Bahamuts gets more powerful their attacks do too...

Bahamut=Mega Flare, mega=one billion or 10^9

Neo Bahamut=Giga Flare, giga=one trillion 10^12

Bahamut Zero=Tera Flare, tera=one quadrillion or 10^15

Same prefixes as megabyte, etc.

[ComradeSephiroth]

Mega = million

Giga = billion

Tera = trillion

Peta = quadrillion

Exa = quintillion

So the spelling is correct unlike the "Terra Mutant" from Chrono Trigger!