Chuck Norris in Oblivion Episode 3

[norsebluejay]

WERE DO I INSERT THE FUCKING COIN

[brenth1999]

48 people didnt have a coin to enter

[ARGIVOL]

gode mode :)))))))

[norsebluejay]

jesus walked on water, chuck norris can swim on land

[farq69er]

chuck scares fish

[caleron0]

sooo.. who won?

[bamoida110]

it is so fucking bad maked i hate the video ! thums up whos find thas it is realy bad mad !!

[JawsOnYou67]

@bamoida110 first learn to spell, second look at the date no use commenting on something so old, and third if you hate it then why watch it

[wo0obly]

@bamoida110 you were really badly made apparently.

[AsurorusA]

Chuck doesn't need to insert coin to play a video games the video games inserts a coin for him

[benandadamproduction]

ouch, my pancreas

[Lukeclooney]

last imperial guard that died: OOOORRGAGGGHGHHHGORORAHGHGHGHG

[iRPCi]

KNOIFE

[TheJodyC]

chuck norris never dies.he just goes afk

[TheJodyC]

FATALITY



[fwrownzu]

2:11

You mad bro?

[valor649]

I hope they make a chuck norris comic book

[FlShErInG]

Thank god Oblivion is not MMORPG

[imtoogodly4523]

"Uber Turbo Champion Hyper Ultra Spicy Chicken Edition"

rofl

[Lukeclooney]

@imtoogodly4523 PRESS 7 REPEATEDLY ON THIS VIDEO

[PRIMUSxPRIME]

thumbs up if you see smiling Chuck Norris

[defisnet]

this is the best one i have watched XD LOL

[hornymouse]

Thats very funny the Van Dame sounds when he does a flying kick, like bloodsport hahahaha and all of his movies you are good man!

[GobbieSesh]

anyone else notice that chuck norris got kicked in this? lol

[anastogod]

Bond

Jameshhh Bond

[deuterium1]

I hope Chuck Norris is in Skyrim too :P

[hirdygirdygirdy]

sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ ʎq uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ sɐʍ ʇuǝɯɯoɔ sıɥʇ

[sticknasos]

@hirdygirdygirdy seriously wtf?

[115Oblivion]

wow lol everyone just copys jokes off google :P

[ConfusingGamer]

His hand-to-hand skill is OVER 9000!!!!!!

[Sulacu]

Omg, Connery got ZardOwned

[50Cal420]

chuck norris can believe its not butter.

[crash1232323]

nut shot at 3:03 looked like it had to hurt

[dudesons98]

@phazon360 no, it's actually Rihanna who says that

[BurningFiresofIce]

In the beginning God said ,let there be light!!!Chuck Norris said let there be God

[Aren1227]

wait, jean-claude KICKED!  ?????

[eskepro]

Fake! Theres no hair on his chest.

[umaga342]

Chuck Norris sleep with the pillow under the gun.

[kenfaulkner1]

Sean Conerry>all

[SuperGolden10]

NOW, Chuck just need EXIST to kill ANYONE! I SAID ANYONE!!!

[moolah4sho67x]

chuck norris broke pandora the super continent with his bear hands

[zts1999]

4:37 force lighting :D

[YourProblem1]

Why thats not a knoife, THATS a knoife! :D

[TEEMSAVAGE]

bruce lee would still murder his ass any day

[Zippy174tify]

ouch my pancreas xD

[pingo934]

laught my ass of at 2:31 :D

[Djqueencoolemo]

SO FUNNY!

[Nightmare1066]

WTF? I thought I watched Chuck Norris in Oblivion way before Machinima went live?

[Kaiem]

@Nightmare1066 You did, it got rereleased on machinima in 2007.

[awiseguy86]

HAHA loved the street fighter opening man! that made me nostalgic

[Okoru778]

"why thats not a knoife. this is a knoife." *menu opens* KNOIFE

i nearly shat myself then.

[Sicherheitsfreak]

lol mortal kombat fatality

[MrBarea11]

james bond has the permission to kill.....by chuck norris!

[MultiDarklord13]

i like it when my men beat my meat for me. i died at that part.

[Nivellios]

"FATALITY" XD

[Janix130]

I love these series, thumbs up.

[Stasiss13]

Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands once, they are now just called The Islands.

[MrLamegame]

Chuck norris was born the year of 1337

[piplup10203854]

Chuck Norris created the force, it's everywhere and because of his will he can control whatever he wants, those who use it simply use it follow in the ways of Chuck Norris

[piffdiddyash]

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.

[LORDGORAF]

in a fight between darth vader and batman chuck norris would win

[AznEMOxX]

LOL 2:29 he's a super sayan >:P

[shadowskater12]

chuck noris once killed a bullet with a man

[Thunderwell]

"Why, that's not a knoife. This is a knoife."

[chriswnorris7]

2:40 hahahahaha he got T. Hawk smashed!

[alawi92]

2:45 american history X

[GmodCaboose56]

I think I'm gonna pee my armor :<

xD

[pulanceyt]

1.40 BRLOALOARGHLOJKA

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHH

[ChevySucksAss1]

I CANT STOP LAUGHIN THESE VIDS SO FUNNY!! : D

[ghrjolly88]

im SOOO buying Super Chuck Norris In Oblivion Uber Turbo Champion Hyper Ultra Spicy Chicken Edition Beta version 1.22249771

......With Cinnamon Sprinkles

[mryurisan]

2:40 best move ever!!!!

[adamrules01]

lol the part where the last guard dies and the part were he said about his meat being beaten lol

[MultiDarklord13]

I Like It When My Men Beat My Meat For Me.I Laugh At That Part When Chuck Norris Trys Not To Laugh.

[cullysipes]

now thats a knife lolz dundee

[Evilpixie6662003]

Cinnamon sprinkles :D

[here4good]

"ouch! my pancreas!" i just lol so hard at that.

[doomfreezzer61]

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in his beard is now called .. descendants of that horse ar giraffes.

If Chuck Norris will ever late, the time should slow down.

Chuck Norris's house has no doors or windows, only walls that he has passed.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity ..., Twice.

If Jesus walked on wather, then Chuck Norris swimed on land.

[doomfreezzer61]

Chuck Norris can set fire to ants with a magnifying glass. NIGHT!

[doomfreezzer61]

a hurricane = Chuck Norris sneeze

[doomfreezzer61]

When Chuck Norris do pushups, he pushes the earth down.

[doomfreezzer61]

Chuck Norris once drowned a fish.

[IarRAIDER]

@doomfreezzer61

Anyone can do that.

[arizonabrewerton]

@doomfreezzer61 it is possible =.=

[TheJewishRoy]

@doomfreezzer61 Its quite simple to drown a fish just pull it backwards by its tail it drowns <3

[YOMAMAXXL]

@doomfreezzer61 fish can drown.

[xAPratte00x]

Connery is a Ultimate HAXOR to beat Chuck Norris

[IronyIsGood]

Connery must be using command codes.

[Fr564]

Pfff! HA! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT CHUCK NORRIS SLEEPS!!!?!?!! HAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[Hanson328]

Cinnamon sprinkles... Mmmmm

[SuperRoosterman]

ITS GOOD THAT THEY SHOWED VAN DAMME FAMOUS ROUND HOUSE KICK... HE DOES IT EVERY MOVIE

[elglue]

who is oblivion?

[TheMoogle3]

No Dog,Boar,Or Even DRAGON! EVER SHITS ON CHUCK'S LAWN!

[HeTookMyJerb]

OMFG when i put the letter C in the search box it didnt show chuck norris first!

[TheMoogle3]

@HeTookMyJerb YEAH! THEY SHOWED CHRIS BROWN FIRST!

[smileyking96]

@HeTookMyJerb Thats cause Churck Norris dresses up as Captin Falcon sometimes.

[ShatteredHawk]

HAHAHAHAHAHH. I almost died when JCVD did his jumping split kicks. LOL!!!!!

[matt25876]

I broke my PC trying to insert a coin to play

[MatriXtyle]

@matt25876 So how did you write the comment?

[matt25876]

@MatriXtyle I'm magic like that i think about posting a comment and it happens like this one but the bad thing is pizza rolls sometimes my thoughts ice cream get mixed in with them TACOS

[MatriXtyle]

@matt25876 I know what you mean. I hate it when that happens.

[thevengance]

It's funny because it actually looks like the real Paul Hogan!

[XxPhoenixHarpyexX2]

chuck norris= goku + Lu Bu + Superman

[ShatteredHawk]

@XxPhoenixHarpyexX2 No. Chuck Norris = Alpha and Omega.....

[scrollofdeath666]

damn insert that coin fast so we could play...

[Lukeclooney]

lol i know a kid named billy norris next door from my house

[vykkheralden]

Wait no, if you picked Chuck Norris, the game would give you an auto win.

A CHALLENGER APPEARS:

Unless Bruce Lee was in the game...

[kmj950503]

when you type only alphabet " C " on the search tab, it should come Chuck Norris on the first

[AchillesofOblivion]

FATALITY!!!!! + sheogorath got his beard shaved???

[AchillesofOblivion]

FATALITY!!!!!



[matt25876]

love the tekken sound reference... yes i play way to much of it

[KkingDuD]

meh. if chuck norris was there they would be dead just by looking at him >.> ^.^ <.< = x.x

[JordanSlater007]

the gayest thing i have ever sen ... get a real fucking idol dude

[neko9]

i love soundtrack xD

[halofreak908]

man you can easely tell this is a compleat fake, i mean chuck norris cant blead and the peoples swords have blood on them

[Kaiem]

@noobpwner117 If you're on PC version, go into the console using the ~ key and type in TFC so you can walk in the air. Then do the backflip.

[lVlonkE11]

c-c-c-c-cc-c-cc-c-c-c-c COMBOBREAKERRR

[left4deadpwnage]

This is what passes as funny pathedic

[AltairisSerean]

Whats the music that starts at 0:53 from?

[neko9]

@AltairisSerean seconded.

[gamerboie19]

Thas not a Knoife... this a KNOIFE!

[luzxun]

its funny how he can beat the shit out of people in a game. In real life some one would beat the fuck out of christian fag

[miguel13mm5]

Nobody can do that, chuck norris can kill anyone just by thinking about it.

[legbee4]

@miguel13mm5 he doesnt even have to think....



[nickiscol]

LMAO! Fatality

[theshredguy]

I think I'm gonna pee my armor!

[crawdaddycon1990]

@CrumblyCloud

Little too far with the god thing

[coakster3]

BHWAND JWAMES BHWAND

[ilovemcr863]

Lol!!! I love the beginning / intro xD

[hjfddfjdchkdchbxc]

that is just obviously a stunt double

[soultaker879]

paul hogan got cut up

[pAiGeDrAgOnKnIgHt]

if chuck norris would have just round house kicked.....

well then there would be no show

[cky2250]

why does every one like chuck norris... he isnt cool. you all much like his body or sumething you are all....

[Kr4v3rd]

@cky2250 didn't you know chuck norris fought a bear... and won

[cky2250]

@Kr4v3rd well in that case i think i... hate him more. the suspense lol.

[PlattGuitar]

@Kr4v3rd

no idea to respond to him, hes problaby dead now.

[thefalloutkid13]

@cky2250 idk why this ppl like chuck norries

[zbradley1990]

@cky2250 Comment Removed by Chuck Norris

[hexvenstudios]

yup i deed

[gedakrisz]

How do u kick???

[n00bAtDisGAME]

Sean Connery likes it when his men beat his meat for him.

[grafiksoul]

PLEASE...When before Chuck Norris does a push up, he calls STALLONE to make sure it's ok to do them!!!!!

[void789]

@grafiksoul meaning...

[Maxx2079]

Best intro ever

[mydogsareout97]

And i think your horse shat on my front lawn

[jaspersema]

this whole vid is a hack, sean connery hacked, otherwise it would be impossible to even hit Chuck Norris!!!

[NCsmallCHILDREN]

ouch my pancreas

[notitalian105]

I rofl'd at the Knoife.

[flythebeast]

i like it when my men beat my meat for me

LOL!

[spritepoop]

"Ouch my pancreas" i rofl'd at that

[lyo00011]

I love how you put paul hogan in. I love whoever made this. :D:D

[spartan19931993]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!?!?

[KHMDarkness]

"I see my men have already given you a good beating, and I like it when my men beat my meat for me."

"Pff."

I can honestly say, I wasn't expecting that type of joke here. It was awesome. XP

[Falcone45]

@KHMDarkness Yeah. Considering that's the first James Bond actor, you really wouldn't think the creators would have him drop a line like that. lol

[sadxhacked]

yup he did pee

[Locolos85]

"ouch my pancreas" hahahahaha

[Elyk337]

I'm not gonna lie, I was rooting for Jean Claude.

[viktooor955]

1:44-1:55 xD

[Vertify]

Man.. How are you doing all those actions that aren't in oblivion. Cracking me up so hard.

[Justicar94]

@Vertify He used the PC version of oblivion thus was able to use mods 

[sadxhacked]

i think im gonnna pee my armour xD

[3CoD3]

Intro Streeth Fighter Style = Epic Win XD

[itsAmplifyyy]

i like it when my men beat my meat for me xD

[omgwtfisthat100]

wtf pause the intro and read what it says at 0:26 actually dont ill type what it says:

"super chuck norris in oblivion uber turbo champion hyper ultra spicy chicken edition beta v . 1.22249771 with cinnamon sprinkles" what about that DOES seem like something you could hold a straight face while saying? thought so

[hugge123456]

2:55 Wtf?! XD

[darkheart5874]

this is like the most epic mix stuff ever lmfao, FATAlLITY!!!! \m/ >.< \m/ if only you could actually do some this stuff in Oblivion...

[moloko771]

FATALITY

[SHuffleHardDieTryinG]

ok i see the episodes get longer and longer oO

[VooDooLUIGI]

2:31 = GETTING OWNED XD

[Norguy77]

thats not a KNOIFE! this is a KNOIFE!

[makexxx]

This shit is fucking awesome. Full of win.

[airsoftaddict123]

@makexxx they say chuck norris so tough, he has no chin, only a fist

[studentesso]

The intro is the fucking coolest thing i've ever seen in a while! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[KosaiAvonej]

Lol 0:41 PICK BOB SAGAT!!!

[CammyMcC09]

dude this is fuking hilarous i couldent stop laffin

Connery: i see my men have already give u as good beating and i like it when my men beat my meat for me

norris: Ha

Connery:what whats so funny :L

[terror18100]

Wait that not a knife. this is a kniofe lol

[10FROZEN10]

insert coin :))

[TheKrazykilla7]

duuuude... you must tell me how to own guards with fists plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :)

[xD3struKtORx]

@TheKrazykilla7 Euh hack? Strenght 999999999 . xD lol

[KamuiJr]

DUDE THAT WAS A BAD ASS THROW!!

[TheGunMan432]

now if only u could real do super cool killer throws like that in the real oblivion

[LarryDong]

Chuck Norris has fought Mud Crabs more fierce than you!

[albinobigfoot1]

i love it when the fourth guard dies all epically

Yea! SUPER CHUCK NORRIS in OBLIVION 3 UBER TURBO CHAMPION ULTRA SPICY CHICKEN EDITION

BETA V. 1.22249771

with cinnamon sprinkles

(obviously!) lol