Memoirs of a Booster

[AndyKiD147]

nightsesh <3!

[quadfan883883]

i used to boost the out of cod4 with some friends then i said fuck it what is it really doing for me and this video help me think shit about boosters

[raywilleim0]

add me my name is sac my dog lol i know my name is funny

[agonasani]

wtf is boosting

[pighelipoop]

dude now ur famus



[JTBRUZ]

old video but inspirational mate

[fsxthai]

The confessions of Mr. Sparklez!

[darkdragonsoul99]

You know the funny thing I actively ruin my KD and such I want people to underestimate me

[NachoAverageGamer]

please check my chnnlout pls!! amazing gameplay btw

[spursrule96]

How fuck you where crazy

[rockman5647]

how umm....how do you incenerate with a sledgehammer....?

[sacrificiallamb63]

never heard any body make black ops sound so deep.... hmmm

[MonkeyChick7971]

dude you are a god how much do play a day

[powergannon]

What's boosting?

[MahooMushi]

@powergannon When people get together with Tactical Insertions and kill each other for XP, headshots, challenges, killstreaks, etc.

[Sparkzz420]

.... woah this is way to deep for cod.. guys its a game. kick/report boosters. Get kills. :)

[entree91]

this video got me to subscribe =)

[kevbew63]

Well dude, if I had played against you when you were 16, I would have definitely told you how big of a waste of space you were as I do with all the boosters I come across. Haha.

[2046Dillan]

yea, i pretty much have the same story, i dont really have that many GREAT friends. just friends to talk to i guess none to actully express every little feeling. and once that happends all ive got is my black ops. and people can call me a No-life if they want, its just THERE ignorance that will make that phrase useless to me. i mean, i rape at black ops and all people wanna do is HACKER! NO-LIFE! your story has inspired me to go even farther now :D

[WheelsontheBus3]

@kewlsuit1 Pretty sure it's been proven to impair memory, perception, problem solving skills, reaction time and coordination just to name a few. The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration, NIDA, and other government sponsored agencies have confirmed these notions, and other, in repeated studies. Alcohol being legal doesn't have anything to do with people consuming it while driving because as I'm sure you know...those people are stupid and selfish. I would rather have neither on the road.

[sodking11fire]

too much big ass words

[SexySamuraiMan]

@sodking11fire you're just too much of an idiot to understand him. He is obviously a very well educated person who doesn't sit in front of a screen drooling all over the place all the time. I'll bet he's a top student in his class. You need to further your education because you obviously aren't very smart at this point in time.

[godricsword2]

LIbritarian

[gothdeer]

Where did the boosters touch you?

Show us on the doll.

[Eoin20224]

Wow . . . Dr Phil :) it takes courage to open up ao much . i dont mean to offend you by saying dr phil

[me4837]

your like gaming jesus

[xcamronm]

Does antbody have a xbl code i can have? if you do pm me plz

[Eoin20224]

@xcamronm i do

H67B34V35H23M23

you cheap boii

[romariocarey]

rcxd is soo anoyying!

[XboxSharpie]

You have such a way with words :D

[xXxRockiesFanxXx]

That was some real deep shit. ;D (tear of joy) lol

[Shadowii13]

This means little to me since I don't really care about the leaderboards, but it's a good gameplay.

[theRaverGamer]

I feel so motivated to come out now...

[cloner321]

Captain Sparkles, you are amazing and i usually look forward to lucking out and getting into a booster or XP lobby, but now you convinced me that boosting is bad and I will now ruin all booster games. :) lol

[murdog3000]

I used to boost, But i stopped seeing as its more fun to play the real game. My friend i boosted with got mad with power on the leaderboards. I had to yell at him to stop boosting. But he didnt stop, He loved it too much. Now look where i am. An honest gamer with good friends. And look at him, Banned from MW2 for like a year. He plays Black Ops too and relized his mistake. He dosnt boost anymore

[Darksniper577]

thats deep T.T

[3mfreale]

DEEP . . . . . . . . . and I was just about to start boosting, but you changed my mind thank you.

[3mfreale]

DEEP . . . . . . . . .

[richtofenrules91]

this seriolusly almost made me cry

[claymationstuidos]

I was in MW2 one day, just got and BOOM! I got in a prestige looby and it was awsome then I back out and after a while I kind of felt fucking stupid and a fake because I didnt level up for real. So for you that boost or hack to the highest level DONT dop it cause I made my mistake dont make in all of the COD games, but i didnt start a new account.-PredatorEyez on the Ps3

[prankster990]

i never boosted and i never will since you said that thankyou

[xxlwdoggxx419]

like number 4500 (: haha

[Unknown4520]

I had joined a boosting lobby and i was tempted to boost with them since i really wanted that darn nuke emblem but instead i decided to sabotage their little activity and earned myself quite a few headshots i am so proud with myself.

[Sonnyrazer]

all respect to the Captain for this video and every other video he has brought us

[NuRPz]

I did a video like this, all i got was dislikes lol.

[cooliyo3000]

Alas,Poor

Yorick,

I knew

Him'

Horatio

[NiallStan]

LOL he said he would grab a sledge-hammer and set his eletrical thing on fire.So sledge-hammer can set things on fire?Thank u Jordan!

[Baller527]

i liked this video a lot . even if it doesn't promote penis growth

[ThePotatoWithin]

Thank you so much for sharing that story. Even though I do not boost I've come to realize that I'm wasting too much time on video games. Not that I should stop playing them per say, but that I should play less. So thank you, random youtube person, for helping me to realize this. I wish you the best in your endeavors and thank you once again. Now time to get that homework done. :3 

[poilkjmn1]

:) awesome

[dragonassassin6154]

you have a very sophisticated vocabulary

[ALX11231]

You are such a powerful speaker, and with such a raw and tender story that you shared with us, people you've never met. I now have a respect for you I don't have for anyone else I've never met in person.

[jayzandkanyewest]

so basically boosters are litearly people with no life.

[philipgiuliano]

Dude....that was just deep man. I did the same thing, just not on a major scale. Me and my friends got bored sometimes and decided to go to Free-for-All and just be idiots in MW2. One day though, I realized what an asshole I had become and decided I would purposely join booster lobbies and kill everyone inside. Being legit is more fun anyways! :)

[WTFmuffinman]

i was just like him and quit the booster and i help stop little of it

[JohnyFerrera]

thumbs up if you use often kilstreak rewards like him (3-spy plan/ 9-choper gunner / 11 - attack dogs)

[angel4567ful]

Some randome kid send me a voice mail asking me if I would like to join is buster loby and I sad no because I hate busters.

[yankees2798]

@angel4567ful wow dude its booster not buster stupid ass

[Rumpy839]

If I could, I would keep liking this video. Truly inspiring.

[innicoco57]

awwwwwwww cpt!

[MrDJGoodman]

that...was deep

[Moqqoqnz]

He had a chopper gunner

[kevman134]

That was ...... Beater that that's the best

That realy spoke to me

[elementsk8forlife]

xD You should be a therapist.

[shishamu]

I had to come true to myself too, I boosted a few times in MW2, It gave me a false sense of accomplishment, so when my friends invite to boost, i would refuse, and achieve it by myself and actually feel like I accomplished something

[MrDJGoodman]

@shishamu dude me too it was the only time i got the nuke and when ig got the nuke emblem i was just so ashamed of my self

[dragoneye918]

ill be your freind

[caseypioli]

Boosting is awsome, Long Live The Booster

[gamer2842]

I boosted in mw2 until I got a challege lobby

[LordUxbridge123]

Boosting is a waste of time, precious time that could be spent doing useful things like staying up till midnight to get black ops. XD

[xmanlili]

check out my channel i upload just clips from the best game in the WORLD BLACK OPS

[almalexia99]

wow.lol i used to boost.but i find it more fun to destroy them.(i dont boost anymore) i subbed and liked the vid.

[MegaArmchair]

what a difference from GuN1t, that boosting chimp.

[xIRISHDRUMZBOII09x]

nightsesh, that was his name. Look it up.

[GovtIT]

78 boosters didn't like this video.

[IBlackOpI]

Out of all people from machinima you are certainly the one i enjoy listening to the most. your commentaries are smart, wise, interesting and fun. we can see straight away that in real life you are a person anyone would want to be friends with, such a shame your videos only last for 5-10 minutes lol. not frequently have i seen people admitting they boosted in the past (probably because they were afraid to lose subscribers). yours are words coming from a good place. way to go, you are amazing.

[Samthrow1]

you came clean. good job man

[CarlosL7913]

I dont care about the leaderboards i just love the game call of duty is awesome and if you have a ps3 and you want to add me just send me your id name and lets game

[shalumpski]

Sry aaplay I was talking about the guy on my ps3, and after I sent the first comment I thought that I should have said "I think he hacked his ps3" so I made another comment :P

[shalumpski]

I think he hacked his ps3

[aapaly]

@shalumpski its an xbox 360

[shalumpski]

I was playing black ops search and destroy, and I saw a level 32 2nd prestige with a golden commando and the level 15 prestige player card background :P it was weird

[Hotshot900F]

@shalumpski he hacked his account i should know i got hacked without knowing

[101aua]

Your I think the only Person who would do this. Actually speaking the real truth.

[Nucca34]

honestly...you are acting like its crack...its a game...yeah you were boosting but like....wtf.......its not meth

but you are acting like boosting s a hardcore drug

[Spanners11Rules]

78 "Dislikes" WTF!?! How can you "Dislike" such an honest confession! Obviously 78 Boosters!

[xDatCrazyPenguin]

i was like that on mw2 had to boost then my m8 sed give my self a shake and stop an play the game the right way an am glad as i would of boosted on black ops

[Chunkiechubb]

@CaptainSparklez What can I say, that was an amazing commentary. In my opinion even if someone doesn't make the exact same mistake as you; they will always make mistakes and successes in their life.

[Chunkiechubb]

@bantony95 How the hell does this conversation represent someone's sexuality. Jesus Christ moronic twelve year olds learn nothing these days.

[iStarzzxx]

u speak the truth my brother

[bantony95]

gay

[MatthewMattTuck]

@bantony95 You sure are ;)

[dropvlop]

A boy does a bad thing. Later on in his life, when he became a man, he looks for and punishes people that do the bad things he once in his past had done. He punishes them not because he hates them, but to help them. Your story could be placed in a movie. Great job man. It takes courage to open up so much, and you are a great speaker.

[PixeLightning]

@dropvlop A bit like Batman?

[SPaCEKiiD16]

you speak powerfully. i envy you. you have been subscribed sir.

[stevethedeal]

Well done mate i have never boosted it takes me a long time to rank up as i only play about six hours a week.mw2 was such an anoying game it was all boosters and angry gamers.I play black ops now and it is alot better in every way.

[AxisofRock]

Wow... I really love this video. You've come forward, making yourself vunerable as anything, told your story to thousands of people and justified your past with your present. I really hope you carry on doing what you're doing on Call of Duty, not just with boosters, but just damn rocking at the game! Genuinly inspiring.

Thanks for sharing this with us

[MrJohnny1655]

@AxisofRock  shut the fuck up

[AxisofRock]

@MrJohnny1655

Haha, go home troll.

[CaptainBBS]

still u waste a chopper

[CaptainBBS]

OMG ur right!!!

[mbplayer18]

0O

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[SKiLLxGaMeR]

@pimmetjuh667 haha u'r HeaDSHoT-LuCKy Right ?? I'm HeaDSHoT-SKiLL

[pimmetjuh667]

@SKiLLxGaMeR No i'm not

[macewan331]

Thanks for being honest. We all have our own faults and it's good that you are willing to admit your past mistakes and learn from them.

[DeInVersE]

You remind me of Seannaners for some reason haha

[FlameOfGodith]

Shit 0_0 your story is the exact same as mine! 

[Alidino87]

Smoking should be banned altogether but the government make money from it.

The scumbags.

[andreandsomehay]

6:15 DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY

[MrBrosforlife]

this dude is such a noob why lay down on the ground and try to kill somone?????

[blueballsownz]

@MrBrosforlife

lmao your the noob

[DeInVersE]

@MrBrosforlife You drop on the ground because you have to, it also makes you a extremely hard target to hit and increases your chance of living.

[metaltag2007]

dyum dude.. thumbs up

[aFlyMothaLova]

You are brainwashed by the goverment when you say weed is unhealthy and bad for you.

[allroundmma1]

@aFlyMothaLova Brainwashed? It is bad for you same way as tobacco is, if you want to smoke it, go ahead but that is a fact that it does more harm than good in your body. But personally i would have voted yes for that law if i'd live in the states.

[aFlyMothaLova]

@allroundmma1 ever watch super high me? i dont think you have. they proved what you just said is wrong.

[MrTyAaron]

@aFlyMothaLova Correct, it is not unhealthy in the sense of chemicals like tobacco but smoke in your lungs always causes harmful effects. ANY smoke is bad in your lungs because it is actually air filled with solid particles. And...yeah you should get it from that.

[aFlyMothaLova]

@MrTyAaron there is a 3% decrease in your lung capacity from smoking weed for long periods of time. we have around 90-95% lung capacity so I dont think going down 3% does shit. Ask Just Ricky Williams.

[aFlyMothaLova]

@MrTyAaron There is a 3% decrease in you lung capacity is you smoke weed for a long period of time. Our lung capacity now is a average of 90-95%, which is very good, so 3% decrease will not be that harmful of a affect. Just ask Ricky Williams.

[MrTyAaron]

@aFlyMothaLova Sure sure, but built up solids in your lungs can lead to other problems later in life. Not just lung capacity. Also, cells can turn cancerous under certain circumstances. Either way, The Gov should ban tobacco and replace it with weed and tax it. It'll save lifes and prolly save the government money.

[kweshhh]

thats deep hats of to you sir

[mrpancakes4]

if that whole video was a joke you are the fucking funniest person on this planet

[Kehoeman1]

wow . . . Thats deep

[Kehoeman1]

wow . . . Thats deep

[GooglingStuff]

And the plot thickens

[TheMk1997]

cool u live in cal? where?

[zakster2222]

You sound like that one guy from Clerks.

[DoinReviewin]

lol you need to calm down with these boosting fantasys

[Uberriffic]

6:17

"OH MY GOD DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!"

[Kehoeman1]

@Uberriffic did u really only notice that now.?

[Uberriffic]

@Kehoeman1 No, I noticed it five years before the video, game or double rainbow video. What the hell do you think?

[luke1012172]

that was the most inspirational thing i have ever heard in my life, im crying.

"infront of all you awesome dudes, having the time of my life, doing my best to entertain you on a daily basis and make your day brighter, even if for only 5 to 10 minutes, at a time" CaptainSparklez 16/12/2010

[CamelBallZee]

Backin Autumn 2008, if you looked on CoD4's kill leaderboards, the top people have these similar gamertags such as:

Im so british

Im so irish

Im so _____

[ElectricMuffins]

Haha 3:00 "And here is where the pot thickens..." Now I thought you said earlier you don't smoke weed, whatcha doin with all that pot? LOL

[southpark1234561]

actully those ppl hack thts a 15 prestge symbols

[eman115500]

This makes me actually want to become a more social person. thank you.

[Crimsonmaggot138]

That was actually inspiring haha. Thank you, for keeping it real, and being my favorite commentator on YouTube haha. Really entertaining stuff. You are a great role model, and would make an amazing mentor in my opinion.

[ur1mompsn12]

captain sparkelz is a damn beeeaaaassssttttttter

[rhinogek]

@xGeLSo It pisses me off to go into a free for all and get a nice killstreak, I'm like 2 kills away from my 11 and all of a sudden I hear "TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING! ITS OVER!" and I check the stats menu and see one 12 year old with 29 deaths and one with 29 kills. RAAARRRRGGHHH

[happykid987]

DROPSHOT!!!!! i hate you

[mychal513]

guy: Yeah I knew bout you boosting and what not

captain sparklez: ok.................... creepy

[mychal513]

from my perspective I think marijuana smoking is much worst than boosting but yeah Its a pretty OK analogy great speech man

[fallenglory90]

hmm...am i the only guy who feels captain sparklez sounds like a mini SeaNanners?

[Eggie197]

You must be a good writer. You speak so colorfully.

[TheVGamer]

Boosters are like homosexuals. They do it in pairs, two men doing their own thing. Don't mind it as long as it's private but it bothers me if they do it in public. Most people hate boosters/gays, but I don't give a crap as long as they do it privately.

[manxdude1]

well i like to hear abt someones past,tells you what type of person they are in real life,least he told the truth everyone,more than most of you woluld on here! and you know it!

[snipershot35]

id punch him in the nose :)

[knottsscary]

Ummmm 

[lafty1970]

Ah the days of World at War, how I miss them so!

[TheJoey3590]

Why boost? its so boring, i never tried but its just a player killing a player every like 8 seconds.and in mw2 you play in public matches the guns you unlocked so when you unlock perks and guns you feel excited to test it out on a public match so boosting is boring and i dont see how its a drug to people.

[SuperDelishify]

You sound like MattsMacintosh... are you?

[Jremyisawsome1111]

I'm not going to say anything good about your cheating but good for you for stoping and becoming really good in the end

[kingrutoz]

wow you know your a loser when you have reflective tales about video games, like you were some kind of crack head, cmon dude

[zombielandful]

dude its a video game!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NinjaOnWheels]

@zombielandful Not just a video game.

It's a Call of Duty game.

[hiram2238]

wow, atleast u can admit it

[fredsucks777]

dude u had NO life.....no offense or anything but...WOW

[seanpwns04]

It's only a video game dude, it's not like you've been in deep shit before. There's people out there living on the streets, and popping pills everyday. Lmao, I found this quite humorous.

[manxdude1]

@seanpwns04 i no! i wish that my only problem! lol-fuck,!?

[ims0a5ian]

now this is a guy who's a true Call Of Duty Player.

[noamize]

best commentary after wood's one on his suicide attempt

[MurphyIsMyLastName]

Amazing commentary

[zombielandful]

summit's my favorite map

[iloverock17]

I subbed, I'm at this stage, or I was, I never boosted, I just would rather play video games than go outside

[SaintDre7]

Hi my name is SaintDrizzle and boosting has ruined my social life.