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  • I just watched this, the least you could do is give me that dollar i asked for :(

  • @stepsinit No, I'd prefer to spit on you again.

  • @AngryAussie Come on man, my cause is more important than yours! And don't be greedy with the spit, Vaseline is expensive.

  • @AngryAussie Ahhahhahahah ! :D

  • I included this video in my research presentation. I was dismissed :(

  • @TheGeeksftw Bummer

  • Correct!!! lol

  • If they get really insistant, I just tell them that I don't have a job, Shuts them up and they leave me alone,

  • @rhuriaga I just tell them no

  • I use the student Debt story, jobless story, just spent my money on gas story, or just sorry no. im running 5k for a childrens hospital and i only have raised 40 quid. (When i want to donate i do runs, it gives them more and its fun to run) SIMPLES!

  • @crimsure I just say no

  • Make a shirt saying "I <3 Hitting Beggars" and see if the problem goes away :P

  • @OoohASquirrel Sounds like a plan

  • Hehe, Some Beggar for some Charity walks up to me. I turn around "Fuck off and get a real job you cunt." Most of the time they will say "Oh I have a job". My bullshit senses tingle everytime

  • LOOL Yaay Ya Cheap Bastard :D

    Give me some money man

  • @pcangeldust I'm totally cheap

  • @AngryAussie @AngryAussie You hsould seriosly visit Romania; it will give you enough material for ..... let's 5-15 videos;

    the corruption, the stray dogs in Bucharest, the horse-pulled carts on the HIGHWAY... of which there are only 2 under 100 km both.... one incomplete.... and both in utter terrible conditions; generally speaking the raids in Romania suck; infrastructure, health-care education are 3 pillars of society Romania kinda lacks... but hey I try to smile non-the-less

  • @bbphnix Sounds like fun

  • @AngryAussie

    anyway, I mention this here because there a looooot of beggars; visit Bucharest and you'll find lots of them, the nasty kind, usually gypsies; use the subway, you often get a free show.... or a prayer to trigger your sympathies....

    you'd accumulate enough anger to make your next video viral;

  • @AngryAussie

    I am also mentioning this, 'cause I'd kinda like you to swear at all the problems Ro is facing;

    but don't get me wrong... I see the sunny side of RO and still like it:) my country, that kinda stuff; also Romania can be a lot of fun, not joking; it can be a great place for a holiday

  • @PureMetalToTheBones Fair call

  • i like the city

  • Do you call them chuggers (Short for charity muggers) in Australia

  • @smelkus I will now

  • cheap bastard eh? you got nice t-shirts though. it's now a question of 'what have you got against dogs?'... if it were cats well then thats different. several of my ex'es were related to dogs (still are i think).

    love the vids, love the attitude, love the Aussie honesty, love yo... hang on... nah reckon you're alright for a bloke with a head like last weeks pasta bake.

    and the beggars???... yep professional gooses making commissions on every donation. very little gets to charity this way.

  • @1AussieAvenger1 Dogs home - one of the least worthwhile charities imaginable

  • They are not beggars, they are "fund raisers:" That is so mean for you to say that, if they were beggars they would take your money for themselves, they raise money for actual causes. The best way to deal with them is to look straight down to the ground when you walk by them.

  • @Gabbo2010 They are worthless scumsucking beggars and only a total loser would say otherwise.

  • a lot of them are scams

  • @narsplace Some of them are

  • the phrase "fuck off and leave me alone" has never sounded more epic

  • @beckasha83 Sometimes it needs to be said

  • I used to give one of the larger charities in Australia my monthly donation until I saw how pushy and rude they were to people on the street. Now they get nothing, and they can fuck right off.

    I use public transport to get to work and there's been an increase in beggars on my line recently (and i live 3 stops from the city, so wtf!) and they REALLY shit me up the freaking wall.

    After one of them gave my attitude for not listening to his b/s sob story today... watch out next beggar, watch out!

  • @griffo83 Yep, I just ignore them

  • i wouldn't give my money to any charity... i don't care how hot the person is, and how much they're flirting or how special the cause is.. i dont want to give away my money..

  • @MikaelaaXD Neither do I

  • its like that here in the states as well but most of the time they want you to give your money to a fictional character like JESUS ...lol

  • @watchforfinger That happens here too

  • I agree with this guy totally, don't send them your money, give it to me.

  • @HackHunters Give it to me!

  • @AngryAussie once I dragged a couple of bags of cloths to a homeless shelter in NYC. on the subway going home some guy corners me and asks for money for his charity. I politely decline and he rolls his eyes like he knows me thinking i don't care or i'm stuck up or something. Next time I'll reverse the table and tell him all about 'my charity' and all the things I'll be able to do with the money, lol.

  • This guy! He's like the human equivalent of Foamy the Squirrel.

  • @titanticbodyparts More like Flippy

  • @AngryAussie

    I know I've heard that name from somewhere but I don't know from where.

  • You don't wanna know what Robb does to beggars, especially if they won't leave him alone. In NYC lots of the homeless beggars actually get aggressive w/ you.

    They did w/ him anyway, b/c most are taller than he is. Most MEN are taller than he is, and they're ALWAYS erroneously concluding they can do anything they want to him.

    The last beggar tried to grab him, which turned out to be a colossal fail.

  • @vickiormindyb Good on him

  • In my area they don't even bother making an excuse, they just wander around and ask random people if they have any change to spare.

  • @Gnarledreaper We get those too

  • Yeah it is kind of the same with people trying to sell products. I had some nail people trying to get me to buy products for my girlfriend and they were showing me how it all worked out on me. So I played along with it because in the end, I got a free manicure! Nothing gay hahaha

  • @Absuleet Nothing suss at all

  • The Lost Dogs Home? LOL How the Fuck can a dog be lost if it has a home? The only lost dogs, are the skanky little moles, acting all friendly to get some money for their next crack hit! like he says "FUCK OFF!"

  • @kryckeestrooff Sounds like a scam to me

  • Sorry AngryAussie, not trying to highjack your peannut galary, can't afford my own page...ahahah

  • @godakabullshit That's OK man, I was logged in to the wrong account

  • @AngryAussie, and I thought I was AKA...lol

  • Come now AngryAussie if you only gave one dollar to each charity it would only cost a couple of...cough cough cough, what am I typing, it would cost about 3 million dollars to be exact, check out just how many charities are registered in australia, you've got to be fucking kidding, I made my mind up years ago with all this charity begging shit, me and the missus only give to the salvos and st vincents now, just too many of them.

  • @godakabullshit Yep, I just say no to all of them

  • @AskMistressM, well when I type salvos, I really mean the old guy with the box that goes from bar to bar asking for loose change, and St Vinnies only get our old clothes and furniture etc, I wouldn't want readers of my cynical comments to stop giving to these two charities, they do help a lot of people in Australia.

  • "the lost dogs home" fuck off

    and i'll be happy to give you $10 but before i do i just have to ask you one question

    "do you spit or swallow"

  • @frostyadonis This is what needs to be answered

  • "Don't do that unless you actually wanna suck my dick."

    Exactly ;)

  • @whoo689 Honesty is important

  • from Mindy-They should have one for bunnies too. I LOOOOVE bunny rabbits.

    Dogs are just okay. Bunnies are awesome.

    I like Stephanie's videos about her bunnies. I didn't understand why ANY one thought the rabbits were being mistreated. It's really obvious those bunnies are spoiled-just like mine are-that they're well loved and cared for.

    You can tell by looking at their fur. It's extremely healthy and shiny. Abused rabbits don't have such luxuriant fur.

  • @vickiormindyb I don't want to upset you but when they aren't pets, bunnies are pretty much vermin everywhere in the world.

  • @AngryAussie I was thinking mostly about pets. But I'd be lying if I said I dislike wild rabbits.

    I used to work for a Wildlife doctor. She treated lions & tigers at the zoo, but I worked as a Vet Technician for her private practice. I clipped cats' and pet bunnies' nails.

    The Vet said people consistently upset nature's ecosystems by displacing wild animals-like tigers & lions-for selfish reasons and that causes overpopulation & other problems w/ the species.

  • i love the way you say shut the fuck up

  • @oldgregrox Sometimes it needs to be said

  • @AngryAussie i totally agree

  • What drives me mad are the phone hassles for donations.Now,I'm poor but I DO give to charity when I can.There but for the grace of God go I etc. But some-like the Red Cross- DEMAND a SET amount of money- or that you buy raffle tickets-5 bucks each,ONLY in a set of 10.That's 50! I'll say,'Well,I can't afford that, but I'm happy to donate 5/10 bucks instead." And they turn me down! I guess my money's not good enough! Mystifying behaviour for a supposed charity.

  • @blackwhimsy Anyone on the phone gets hung up on

  • I like all the cool shirts you wear. I especially like the one that reads "Who are you and why are you reading my shirt?"

  • @magliadoro I have a big collection

  • There are lots of great YouTubers out there who are unheard of. And there is shitty youtubers out there who are more popular than ever, could you do a video about that?

  • @Apocalyptikai I don't do attacks on individual YouTubers

  • I just had an idea for messing with the worse of them when you have free time on your hands:

    When they ask for money, you tell them that you can't be sure that they're legitimate. They're try to assure you, so you ask them for formal documents and their charity registration forms, etc.

    If they're really desperate and spend 15 minutes pulling them out or printing them or something else, then simply act all relieved and then hand them a dollar. :-)

  • @xero993 That seems like a big waste of my time - try it out and tell me if it's fun!

  • I don't have any 'disposable' income ... so instead of giving to make myself feel good about the act of giving, I'm embarrassed that I can't and angry that they aren't interested in the set of circumstances that placed me in the position of the average everyday pauper ... such is the life of an insurance victim ... stay angry mate .... real fucking angry

  • @CooeeEcho I find them too pushy

  • Know what sucks even more...

    When they go door to door, then you end up answering the door in your shorts and tee then they ask and except you to go get your wallet and hand them what, a dollar?! Like wtf, i could have been watching porn or another piece if art!

  • @BiboDL I guess so

  • Yet another beautifully executed rant Aussie!

    Over here in the US it's the Girl Scouts selling cookies. When I see them through the peephole in my front door I answer it in my bathrobe with a copy of Hustler in my hand. They usually stay away for about 3 years after that.

  • @mrpottymouth121 I'd pay money to see that

  • You didn't have a problem with those Stormtroopers . . .

  • @SpinnyChair69 Because they were cool

  • @AngryAussie That they were. Love you're videos by the way. Youtube needs more kick ass Aussies

  • Wait. They get up in your face and give you a hard time and they get up? What?

    Not like any beggar I've met yet.

  • @cowgoesmoo2 Some of them do

  • @AngryAussie

    Ehh... weird.

    I always give beggars money, for TWO causes.

    1. If they actually have a good reason to be begging, (amputation etc.) then it's a good thing I did.

    2. If the money is for drugs, then they can just die sooner :D

  • @cowgoesmoo2: I had a panhandler approach me coming out ot the booze store one time. He gave me some line about having cancer. I said, "Holy shit dude, don't you know this is a beer store? You should try the hospital instead."

    Yeah, I know I'm a prick.

  • @FuriusJorge HAHA

  • @FuriusJorge Dude I love you!

  • who do u like more the beatles or the stones ?

  • this guy's got good rants. totally agree with this guy on the vid.

  • @BaberJacks Thanks

  • And er, *Britain. Was typing too fast.

  • I don't have a problem with the old worthy causes, but the problem with 'worthy causes' is that often over here there's a big drive for the starving people in africa and everything... Now, africa does need help, I know that. But there's yearly charity drives for the children of africa, the homeless of africa, this that and the other of africa... But hardly anything for the poor, homeless, ill, handicapped of Britian. That's what disturbs me the most.

  • @slytherinsheirx We have lots of local charities

  • I like him.

  • I like me too

  • I like him.

  • just DONT do that unless you wanna suck my dick.

    lol you are THE BEST man!!

  • Thanks :)

  • lol I prefered 'the lost dogs home'

    U fucking serious?

    This guy should do stand up

  • Hmm Is Your Last Name Wilkinson ?

    Well If It Is Are You Geoff's Brother ?

  • No and no.

  • One day i sanpped a bit and screamed "You fuckers are hear every day - your fucking offensive!" and two people clapped!

    But the best beggar experience I ever had was I tripped on a kerb at the bus-stop and landed on my ass on the street with a twisted ankle and before I even dragged myself up - 2 indigenous australians asked me if I had a dollar to spare- I looked up at them with an incredulously jaw-drop and they actually waited for an answer. I was so flabbergasted for once i was speechless.

  • The worst is at my local supermarket EVERY SINGLE DAY there is a new collector there- its like groundhog day. The first time you give $1 then the next day you say "i gave ya mate some yesterday" then they next day you say "i gave ya mate some 2 days ago and yesterday i explained that to another one of ya mates" then the next day ya say "3 days ago , bla bla"- eventually u just say "NUP!" and then eventually "Fuck off" and then you cant even be fucked opening your mouth you just wanna punch them!

  • I like the groundhog day comparison :)

  • lol this shit happens all over the world. its annoying. but most of the time i give them silver.

  • I ignore them

  • yeah. next time you should just smack them. they will think twice.. if they have the brain power.

  • YOU....ARE....AWSOME!

  • Thanks :)

  • angryaussie you are the coolest fucking guy hahahahaha

  • Thanks

  • good job! you have just made my day. This is the only thing worth watching (other than music videos)

  • Glad you enjoyed it.

  • you've inspired me

  • Way to go!

  • wouldnt be easier if they didnt begg for money and start giving there own

  • I don't think that makes sense

  • They used to say i looked like i could afford it.

    I had a 250g mortgage and 30g CC debt.

    I was VERY close to punching them.

  • I have no hesitation in saying NO!

  • Your an arsehole!.

  • You're a prick and nobody cares about you!

  • hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

  • here in NY they ask you for your Credit Card number

    just like you describe it.

  • Screw that!

  • I got got by a Napoleon girl. After a few minutes of chitchat about skin care & makeup she suggested I was in dire need of her products. I took my shattered ego home & let the matter fester for a bit. Next shopping trip I made a point of cruising past more slowly than usual & was again got. Knowing where things were going this time, I did the skin care Q&A & then my moment came. Q) What kind of makeup do you wear? A) Oh no dear, makeup belongs on the stage and whores, goodbye. Sweet Revenge!

  • Well done!

  • You should see how many people accost my friend B for money-especially when they figure out he has money.

    He can't even say a friendly no without pissing them off.

    This one guy followed us for blocks laying a detailed guilt trip on us the whole way. When he finally decided nothing he could do was going to work, he called my friend a selfish elitist.

    My friend turn around and smiled at the guy, then told him he just killed any chance of future donations.

  • Once you're a public figure it must really suck

  • yea those fuckers snuck up on me the other day buying my ticket at the station i turned around and there like hey do you have any change sticking me on the spot.would you like to donate to the staving children of fuck off

  • I'm very quick with a "no"

  • well said once again mate. love it, keep em coming, your vids make my day.

  • Always glad to provide a smile

  • One of these worthy causes intercepted me in a shopping centre on the way to work. Had a young attractive girl who was lippy to some one who walked passed and ignored her a second before me, explaining why they need money, etc.

    They really make you feel bad if you don't donate. I was willing to do a one time donation there and then. But nooo, they didn't want a one time donation. Next thing I know, they want to sign me up to do monthly donations and asking for my bank details.

    Fuck that.

  • Yep, that's why i say fuck 'em

  • I give a penny then walk away.

  • Fair enough

  • Reason they Can't buy drugs with it.

  • I don't if you have Hooters in Australia but if you do...don't ever go in! They are the worst for the hot chicks who pretend to want to fuck method. Although it is fun to watch some moron empty his wallet and not even get a lap dance.

  • Men who go there get what they deserve

  • good on ya mate....u r fu..ing funny

    keep 'em posting

  • I plan to :)

  • Would it be rude in Australia if you were to bash them in the head with a cricket bat, as long as it was a nice cricket bat?

  • A little rude

  • People asking for donations and bothering you are easy to deal with. Tell them you can't give them money without a receipt listing the address of the cause and it's non-profit tax ID number. If by some chance you actually get it- then you write a letter to whoever the head hauncho is and explain that you felt threatened by the person and that's why you gave them money. Then ask for it back. That way you're doing more than just getting angry. You're attempting to fix it.

  • That might work

  • Once a dude asked me: "Hey, you got a spare 20 bucks?"

    I mean what the fuck man .. even the beggar's are getting hard to deal with in the economic crisis.

  • He was aiming high

  • Law of contrast .. can I have 20 bucks? Okay .. what about 2 dollars for bread?

    Well.. that seems fair.

  • Here in Fredericksburg, VA, where many people are raving fundies, high school cheerleaders raise money (for some bus trip to "support" the team) by standing in the medians in their ass-length skirts, shoving collection buckets at drivers. I tell them to wash cars or babysit. There needs to be a charity that pays people to get sterilized.

  • I'd give them money if they bent over for other cars

  • The sunflowers you see are actually less than a meter tall.

  • I didn't understand that at first but then I realised it was a reference to me being a midget.

  • HAHA!!! And I was worried it was your viewers that wouldn't get it :P

  • I prefer to call them "Charity Muggers".

  • Nice one

  • They usually attack in packs, staggered at different intervals down the street so you can't avoid them.

    However, they don't have radio's so I just tell them I donated to their friend down the road.

    They smile like they achieved something, and feel sucessful, and you don't get bugged.

    Works a treat.

  • Ignoring them works a treat as well

  • Oh nooo the lost dogs home!!!!!!...Maybe we could donate just a few maps it wouldnt cost as much as it does to donate books with hair dryers to the "Kids with two left feet relief fund"!! cheers

    (love the rant!!!)

  • Rants are fun

  • fuckin too right mate its you fuckin money im sure you and you family could use that more than the lost dogs home if its was me maybe if it was cancer or some thing but no i cant belive that he gets any money unless he gets a peta member thats not proforming bestial acts on a fuckin panda bear to repopulate the earth hahahahaha

    keep the videos coming

  • I plan to

  • You're a brave dude to wear a shirt that says freak.

    What if somebody sees it and thinks you really are one?

    The beggars bother you even when you're wearing a shirt that says 'freak' on it?

  • That's the least of my worries ;)

  • Well said, man!

    What I hate a bit worse than the 'friendly' charity goons are the crackheads pretending to be good people truly in need, so when you give them something they just like walk off rudely and you no longer exist. That pissed me off in Manhattan quite a bit when I stayed there.

  • I know what you mean

  • There was a man who was homeless and had the shit beaten out of him by racists. I saw him injured and asked how he was and I ended up buying him a sandwich, giving him a lift to someones house to repay a debt then gave him a bus ticket and let him live in a shelter I made with some friends (when it was still around and not seized by builders). That I was happy to do, he didn't ask for a cent. He did ask for money for a bus ticket but I just gave him the bus ticket and he was happy with that.

  • Now you're just trying to make me fell bad

  • Nono, just clearing the line between a beggar and someone actually in need.

  • :) I had a begger come up to me yesterday. The cause "stop the beggers fund"

  • lol! Priceless. :P

  • At least it's honest!

  • ... Act friendly with you AND THEN ignore you as soon as you give them the money? Very valuable insight, Andrew! Why the heck didn't I think of that? (maybe because I just wanted to press on as much as they did, I don't know) I'll have to remember that the next time one of those young, nice looking guys try to sell me magazines or any other kind of money pushing bull comes my way.

  • By the way, I'm guessing my safest bet if I make it out to Australia is simply to ignore them all and if I'm getting downed as an American and it's by one of them, I'll know they're just ticked that I'm not catering to their goodness-only-knows-what?

  • I think ignoring them is safest

  • ....but