Y walker..."He might be a bad motorist for instant and get into a serious accident" Oh come on really? If that is the worst that can happen to you kid consider yourself lucky.
The funniest thing about this is that at 46, I remember these PSA films being shown at school and at the library. Back then we loved these films because it got us out of classwork for that bell. I remember laughing even then at this crap!
When they got to the line "And there's the open-mouthed O-walker, 'oh, I forgot!' he says...", you should've said "With that car-shaped hole in his chest."
Will someone please show this to the black people in my city? Its almost as if some people walk right out in to traffic to challange a two ton moving car. Nuts .
OMG! At 6:45 the car driver is clearly THE HOMOSEXUAL from the atrocious "Boys Beware" PSA, which is also by Sid Davis and the Inglewood Police Department and this stinker totally should be your next choice for riffing, Mr.Way.
Also: Where are the Ö, Ü, Б, И and ね Walkers, assholes?
And, of course, none of these alphabet walkers are to be confused with the T-Walker, a rather forgettable enemy from the cult-hit Playstation RPG SaGa Frontier. :)
I like it. Most of the time, when someone tries to imitate MST3k it's quite horrible and most of the jokes fall flat. You're refreshingly different. Keep it up!
Always walk against the traffic so you can see what's about to hit you.
Was it common for 8-year-old kids to hitch a lift back then?? "He could be a very bad driver." Uh, yeah, he could also be a murderer, kidnapper, or child molester, which I think would be a much more important warning than his lack of driving skills.
This is one of the least boring 50s propaganda-style films I've seen, but at the same time, one of the most idiotic and patronising. Thank god for your riffing!
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Oh my GOD!!! This was the funniest thing I've seen in ages! I swear I think its funnier than MST3K itself!
"Jim Henson's Gary Bucci babies" just moments after "Remember King Arthur's Court .. well it has nothing to do with traffic," made me almost pee myself !!!!!
At 6:40 the car runs a stop sign. The message of the video is always give drivers their way. Walk in the ditch even if the car has plenty of room to go around.
...Isn't it *more* dangerous to cross at a corner? There are more directions that cars could come from. Leastways, that's how I've always looked at it. *scratches head*
Those letters look like a graphic artist's nightmare (except for the Quizmaster, which is kind of cute).
The narrator is also quite the hardass about taking walks, too. I thought I just had to worry about walking both ways; now I can't turn my head to gawk at trucks and oddly shaped walkers or balance myself on a kurb like a kocksure klown?
Ok, this is bugging me: They talk about how the "K" walker is "*c*onceited" and "*c*ocksure", and that he acted like a "*c*ircus *c*lown", and that the street is no place for his "*c*arnival *c*apers". Where's the K in any of that? Yeah, they mention "*k*angaroo" near the end of that bit, but *c*ome on! Dumbasses.
This was great, Josh. I pity you for having to sit through this inane little film to amuse us. ^_^
Oh Dear Lordy, Yes! As if it weren't a miserable premise already. I just kept thinking...'Korn?'...'Krusty the Klown?' I swear this whole thing was an initiation to new staff writers: "OK, make a safety film, but here's the f*cked up catch..."
Y walker..."He might be a bad motorist for instant and get into a serious accident" Oh come on really? If that is the worst that can happen to you kid consider yourself lucky.
sillygrl23 1 month ago
That J walker kid is so bright cheery and cute !!
n0iwont 5 months ago
Flatulent movie. LOL
reubenthetadpole 6 months ago
The F walker, he walks and he gives the drivers the finger.
the P walker, he walks with his "ding-dong" waving and pees.
SuperSpaceGirlTV 8 months ago
@SuperSpaceGirlTV
LMAO Almost did a spit take there on my keyboard XD
sillygrl23 6 months ago
The Y walker, as in 'Y am I still watching this?'
DrGregoryHouseIT 8 months ago
I just discovered you today and I'm already hooked. You're awesome.
Lynn17 9 months ago
By the way, MST3000, goofed on a lot of these "hospitality" films. LOL.
se95128 1 year ago
The funniest thing about this is that at 46, I remember these PSA films being shown at school and at the library. Back then we loved these films because it got us out of classwork for that bell. I remember laughing even then at this crap!
se95128 1 year ago
As if this isn't funny enough without the additional retarded commentary.
jackette55 1 year ago
a wise-ACRE?? That's not what I would call him
zbradley1990 1 year ago
"Gary Busey Babies" LMAO!
PlaymateMama 1 year ago
Oh, this amused me greatly.
Also, I just have to point out, Bill's shoes are awesome. XD
epicninja13 1 year ago
WHERE'S MY WALKER?!
bullza001rocka 1 year ago
Children of the Darned! Romeorhino I absolutely LOVE your videos!
emzkind77 1 year ago
Jay is the future minister of "Silly Walks". Next, the ABCs of Communism by Vladimir I. Lenin.
globbo100 2 years ago
04:46, Jack Swagger Junior
FSinWCR 2 years ago
Wasn't she the narrator of Alphabet Antics, from the MST episode? I still think she has a cute voice.
The Y-Walker reminds me of The Yellow Kid from the comic strip.
Oppledeldoc 2 years ago
I love that the only reason you shouldn't hitchhike with strangers is that you might end up with a bad driver.
OonaCanute 2 years ago 2
J Walker- Dy-no-MITE!
A Walker- With severe rickets!
G Walker- This speaks to a deeper problem.
C Walker- Confused yet?
I Walker- I Texas Ranger!
K Walker- In his Klan hat.
O Walker- David Letterman, NO!
Y Walker- Performs semaphore in the middle of the road!
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Iamafishproductions 2 years ago
None will be spared.
It's the Children of the Darned!
I Walker, I Texas Ranger. (HAHAH! Good, classic mst riff ^.^ )
The Y Walker kid (@ 6:48) is getting in the car with covert CIA operatives.
ShadesofScorpius 2 years ago 2
6:45: Hitching a ride with Jeff Goldblum!
Iamafishproductions 2 years ago
About Sir Kay:
en(dot)wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/Sir_Kay
Kahran042 2 years ago
OMG! I thought they were making it up! Well pointed out! :D
ShadesofScorpius 2 years ago
When they got to the line "And there's the open-mouthed O-walker, 'oh, I forgot!' he says...", you should've said "With that car-shaped hole in his chest."
ngobleus 2 years ago
Don't be a j-hole! Hahahahahahahaha!!!
DarkMario2 2 years ago 3
"do you know what a j is" "a silent bob"
Hahaha, too great.
hahah "children of the darned"
this is rather funny
marysheckler 2 years ago
these are so funny! great commentary!
lmarie31789 2 years ago
Don't be a J hole.... this is why I shouldn't drink water and watch these shorts HAHA!!!
buff985 2 years ago 5
...the carnival capers of the "K" Walker...
Proxicon 2 years ago
"Be an A-walker"... with severe rickets.
MutantLitherKhan 2 years ago 3
He's incredibly high-crotched!!!!
robotrix 2 years ago 2
Reminds me of the Gumby short featured on MST3K.
ngobleus 2 years ago
Will someone please show this to the black people in my city? Its almost as if some people walk right out in to traffic to challange a two ton moving car. Nuts .
TrueDavebucket 2 years ago
I Walker, I Texas Ranger!
DrGregoryHouseIT 2 years ago
"don't be a j-hole"
GoScotz 3 years ago 8
OMG! At 6:45 the car driver is clearly THE HOMOSEXUAL from the atrocious "Boys Beware" PSA, which is also by Sid Davis and the Inglewood Police Department and this stinker totally should be your next choice for riffing, Mr.Way.
Also: Where are the Ö, Ü, Б, И and ね Walkers, assholes?
StuH42 3 years ago 4
LOL Boys beware was hilarious!
LinzBelle 2 years ago
Great Monty Python reference around the one-minute mark.
smellincoffee 3 years ago
What about the "D" walker or otherwise known as the Dumbass walker
sierra1nevada 3 years ago 3
she said "cock" haha the Y walker illustration was flipping the bird ;)
blugreen123 3 years ago
Dy-no-MITE! is the trademark expression of comedian Jimmie "JJ" Walker, who played JJ on "Good Times."
bruxbrux 3 years ago 3
The narrator sounds like the same one from Alphabet Antics.
Stormwysper 3 years ago 3
That was my first thought as well! Glad to know I'm not the only one.
bruxbrux 3 years ago
DYNOMITE!
Your stuff is amazing.
MariomanProductions 3 years ago 3
Jim Henson's Gary Busey Babies! LOL
Rattrap007 3 years ago 2
Hehe
soiledshortz 3 years ago
Did the Y walker just flip me off?
I hope he hitches a ride with the Manson family
Megatenist 3 years ago
And, of course, none of these alphabet walkers are to be confused with the T-Walker, a rather forgettable enemy from the cult-hit Playstation RPG SaGa Frontier. :)
Kahran042 3 years ago
I like it. Most of the time, when someone tries to imitate MST3k it's quite horrible and most of the jokes fall flat. You're refreshingly different. Keep it up!
thevintagerose 4 years ago 4
BACK AT YA BUDDY! LOL
ByakuganAce 4 years ago 3
"Sheesh! No children were endangered in the making of this film, right?"
winched 4 years ago
Man! I have been checking out your stuff, and Im very impressedz. Great stuff very funny! More more!
ManosHOF 4 years ago 2
Manos, I've been asking for 'more more' since last June. It seems he's walked away from this whole thing. And I am very very sad.
reddyredd 4 years ago
:-(
ManosHOF 4 years ago
Me too. I want more. He's too busy with his stupid comic!
winched 4 years ago
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funwithshortsfan 2 years ago
Another winner!
Please make more! Going through withdrawls here! lol
founder287 4 years ago
Always walk against the traffic so you can see what's about to hit you.
Was it common for 8-year-old kids to hitch a lift back then?? "He could be a very bad driver." Uh, yeah, he could also be a murderer, kidnapper, or child molester, which I think would be a much more important warning than his lack of driving skills.
ElveeKaye 4 years ago
This is one of the least boring 50s propaganda-style films I've seen, but at the same time, one of the most idiotic and patronising. Thank god for your riffing!
"Brought to you by the Council For Unhelpful Abbreviations & Analogies!"
Stepneydude 4 years ago
Oh my GOD!!! This was the funniest thing I've seen in ages! I swear I think its funnier than MST3K itself!
"Jim Henson's Gary Bucci babies" just moments after "Remember King Arthur's Court .. well it has nothing to do with traffic," made me almost pee myself !!!!!
averagejoe0073 4 years ago 4
Are you ever going to do more?
KingShuckle 4 years ago
At 6:40 the car runs a stop sign. The message of the video is always give drivers their way. Walk in the ditch even if the car has plenty of room to go around.
monkeysquid 4 years ago
Your skills are best in short doses like this. You concentrate the riffing so it's as rapid-fire and hilarious as the MSTies themselves.
RRVCrinale 4 years ago
"Dyn-O-MITE!"
Lovely.
We miss you, Josh.
Tareltonlives 4 years ago
Don't be a j-hole.
wiredshini 4 years ago
As brilliant as ever! XD
...Isn't it *more* dangerous to cross at a corner? There are more directions that cars could come from. Leastways, that's how I've always looked at it. *scratches head*
AgentTwiggy 4 years ago
If a driver hits you in a crosswalk the driver is at fault
snakes3425 4 years ago
When will you post another short? They are really good in terms of riffs. ;D
KingShuckle 4 years ago
What KingShuckle said! Where are you, Josh? I live for your stuff! Darn, maybe it's time to not live anymore...
Ah crap, is some stupid GIRL?
reddyredd 4 years ago
That was the freaking funniest thing I have ever seen! I laughed so hard I cried!
KlingonLady77 4 years ago
"confused yet?"
Very nice riffing, sir.
cooleyre 4 years ago
Holy crap, when they show the line of letters at 6:14 or so, the "J" is backwards!! Graphic artist's nightmare indeed!
OonaCanute 4 years ago
Sir Galahad, "courteous and considerate"? WTF? Wasn't he the bastard result of Lancelot's and Guinevire's adulterous relationship? <.<
Steeple333 4 years ago
Yes, he was, but he, himself, was known for his chastity and gallantry. Don't dis someone just cuz their parents were idiots. ^_^
FEnM 4 years ago
Yeah... Pretty ironic. <_< Still, I wanted to make a crack at that stupid analogy.
Steeple333 4 years ago
Those letters look like a graphic artist's nightmare (except for the Quizmaster, which is kind of cute).
The narrator is also quite the hardass about taking walks, too. I thought I just had to worry about walking both ways; now I can't turn my head to gawk at trucks and oddly shaped walkers or balance myself on a kurb like a kocksure klown?
AnaesthesiaStroganov 4 years ago
To top off the bad analogies, the film gives us the finger TWICE! What was up with that?
OWfan 4 years ago
All these irresponsible walkers have me seeing red! And the occasional shade of green.
ShaneBertou 4 years ago
Any yellow in there, perchance?
romeorhino 4 years ago
I can't get enough of this stupid thing!!!! U should put this on google or something so I can download it to my ipod.
utenatenjo80 4 years ago
Dear God, this was stupid! How the heck did anyone know ANYTHING in the '50s?!
srmcd1 4 years ago
Hilarious. Subscribed.
mikeyp1230 4 years ago
Keep the laughs coming!
KDANTEATER 4 years ago
Not to mention being a C walker, who can "See" the traffic.....lol
utenatenjo80 4 years ago
Yes! Exactly! If they'd made the *s*afe walkers "S" walkers who *s*ee traffic, than the *c*lown could be the "C" walker instead.
It's the Children of the Darned!
FEnM 4 years ago
don't be a J-hole =)
deathkitten109 4 years ago
Very funny, Josh!!
But how about the Z driver, who catches up on his Zs while on the road and kills 26 pedestrian children?
appleshed 4 years ago
I suggested this one. w00t.
sparticusjoe 4 years ago
Ok, this is bugging me: They talk about how the "K" walker is "*c*onceited" and "*c*ocksure", and that he acted like a "*c*ircus *c*lown", and that the street is no place for his "*c*arnival *c*apers". Where's the K in any of that? Yeah, they mention "*k*angaroo" near the end of that bit, but *c*ome on! Dumbasses.
This was great, Josh. I pity you for having to sit through this inane little film to amuse us. ^_^
"Yeah, back at ya, buddy."
FEnM 4 years ago
The "c" for "k" thing bothered me too. The premise is already so weak, and then they go and fudge the rules like that...
romeorhino 4 years ago
Oh Dear Lordy, Yes! As if it weren't a miserable premise already. I just kept thinking...'Korn?'...'Krusty the Klown?' I swear this whole thing was an initiation to new staff writers: "OK, make a safety film, but here's the f*cked up catch..."
reddyredd 4 years ago
I couldn't help but notice they filmed alphabet cereal instead of alphabet soup!
grecomic 4 years ago
You Are too Funny Rhino
Scarefan125 4 years ago
I think the "motorist" being a bad driver should really be the least of your worries when hitch hiking. :(
sharpielicker 4 years ago
I think the "motorist"'s state of mind should be more important
snakes3425 4 years ago
What? Shut up. You ruined my sexually perverted insinuation!
sharpielicker 4 years ago
Gee I didn't notice people walking like an alphabet, I'm too busy trying to live my life
snakes3425 4 years ago
Where did those "A" walker kids keep coming from? its really creepy
zenaku666 4 years ago
"Policeman And Quizmasters?"
That was great thank you!
tooplex 4 years ago
Nice to know where Gary Busey got his start. Great stuff as always.
PSLOwner 4 years ago
Jackass comes to Inglewood.
MoshMasterD 4 years ago
Great as always!
RozRuss 4 years ago