If I was a jeep, I would ask this jeep out on a date.

[wheewheetiger]

are you sure filming while driving is safe?

Sincerely,

Shannon

[yamba01]

Dear god, your ramblings are precisely like your tormentng emails. I adore the randomness. And you're cute too

[radiobrendo]

BUS

[5lydn]

did you just say eminem is a black rapper bahahaha

[FobbiesAreOwnage]

I have watched your videos and it is obviously your a foggot.

[Mithrilbong]

All these kiddies keep getting it wrong. It is obviously that your a faggot.

[chrisjreddie]

@Mithrilbong shhhhh

[Gundogcox24]

About halfway through the video it stops raining

but he just keeps rockin the wipers

[James100111100]

Dude.... You got shafted with those windshield wipers. I would have taken the damn thing back.

[lukefromdownunder]

hahaha both black rappers

[mlucas1977]

LOL



[bphelps88]

i love the guys writing but this video is crap.

[PsychoWingedFish]

If this video was a potato, it would taste very good.

[seanismad100]

thet jeps a boy its obvious ur a foggot

[FlamingNinjaBoi]

BUS.

[MerVicious]

You're so interesting, honestly. I'd listen to you talk all day. It takes quite a lot to make me laugh out loud and you manage every time. I hope you realise how amazing you actually are.

You foggot

[lillyjayjay996]

"I'll probably give him a little wave - Ooh! A bridge!"

[icecue7]

I know that feeling of following a car for a long time and watching it turn off the highway at a different exit than you. :(! It makes me cry every time.

[Pusscatification]

@icecue7 it's like becoming friends with them

[jschultzVII]

Obvious foggot is obvious.

[vyvyansmine]

VA girl here! I actually live right at the base of the mountain resort he stayed at (see argument about bears and trashcans on his sight). My father works on that resort, and although neither of us were lucky enough to run across him, my dad did say that a supervisor was complaining about letters regarding pictures and bears. Wish I was there in order to explain this genius's character and maybe reveal his site to her.

[BigForLittleBlog]

This is pretty much what goes through my mind on the drive from IAD to my dad's house in Bristow.

[grecican]

goats are easy to grow

[Nastypsychoboy]

But that's a boy jeep, are you a gay jeep?

[TheLackofattack]

@Nastypsychoboy No such thing as a boy jeep. They are for girls.

[Jeepmosora]

@TheLackofattack  .....They are for girls! : )

[Jeepmosora]

@TheLackofattack .....They are for girls! : )

[risbolla]

I just realized what Gnillort is backwards

[tubes69]

What a silly bitch. Let's go clubbing.

[TheGyromorgian]

I want this guy to tell me a bedtime story.

[Gecko954]

He talks exactly like he writes.

[EmperorOfMars]

I've never been so entertained by a man talking about nonsensical topics in a monotone voice.

[hadikchik]

Ooo, a bridge! Hahahaha

[samandra22]

I feel like I am being educated. I learned the Australian term for a windshield.

[scottmhoward]

lol @ check engine light

[14jbid14]

International Airport... Dog

[Alathaea]

Jay Zed is legitimately what I thought his name was for fucking ages (I'm British.) That's what happens when you hear about someone on the internet first....and bodes very badly for my social life.

[JVbin]

This is amazing. It's like being trapped inside your head and forced to listen to your thoughts. X''''D

[Bulbpowder]

Oh wow... American cars look weirder from the inside than they do the outside... I'm sorry, but I wouldn't date this jeep. Not only are it's bits on the wrong side, but it drives on the wrong side of the road - as bedroom antics go, not something to look for...

[niperwiper]

I figured when I read your articles that there was no way you could be as witty and hilarious on the fly. I was wrong. Welcome to my subscribed list, great sir.

[Voltec93]

Lol. Your speech is just as incoherent, as your writing. This may be a hint for schzophrenia. :P

[ccisbeast]

sweet shit dude, I live in Northern Virginia right outside of Washington DC in Arlington. Harrisonburg is fucking beautiful. Glad you enjoy the states, mate!

[MrsPopeJohnPaul]

ooh look, a bridge.

[jeg15]

BUS

[Pacalakin]

Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I got high and listed to you and Toby turner have a conversation

[Clintondmb]

You live in Harrisonburg? That is bad ass. Not that the burg is bad ass, just that you're here an all is bad ass.

[Rrix36]

your MIL light is on, emissions leak or bad oxygen sensor

[BrittMarieX101X]

"if I crash, tell my family they can't have my stuff." HAHAHA

[marcoso94]

This is the same jeep in you book!

[barbmallon]

You drove right by me! We live right next to the Manassas Battlefield - about 10 mins from IAD. :D Funny video.

[2Up2DownTV]

Wait u in VA? dude we should hang lol

[tankageftw]

BEEP BEEP I'M A JEEP

[ZombieConverse69]

LOVE YOU your fucking hilarious and you dont even try :_

[Ginerrva72]

rofl eminem's white

[spashieee]

@Ginerrva72

THAT'S THE JOKE

[Ginerrva72]

@spashieee i know lol :P

[elocinist]

@Ginerrva72 You aren't very quick, are you?

[Ginerrva72]

@elocinist I realize it was joke lol >.>

[TheThemonkeh]

this guy is a disgrace to aussies and eminem wtf hes not black retard-.-

[Kanga272]

YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD AND CAR

[n0lsk1]

Ooh, a bridge! lol!

[infekt2k11]

possibly the most boring geeza ive ever seen on youtube, cant beleive ive actually wasted 3 mins of my life, and eminem is not black! fail

[elocinist]

@infekt2k11 Hey derp, it was a joke. You are the fail.

[TheMontyEvans]

god your a boring fuck......(obviously didnt mean that i adore you, just wana get you to say a witty insult to me!) stupid aussie prick (<3)

[YoungKenny]

I could listen to you on the road all day.

Make an "On the road" series?

[fLiPpAntMisSCreanT]

Sat Nav is a government tool specifically designed to lead tourists directly to imminent death and/or alien abduction. I'd actually throw it out or take it apart, if I had one aboard.

[Tossphate]

..b..but a unicorn has only got one horn. Unless its an uber elite one. A multicorn if you will

[Omnicius]

some sort of LAWRE

[PantsFullofCorn]

I love how "Meet the Sniper" is in the related videos.

[danivedubyah]

<3

[OzzyOsbourne213543]

I masturbate to his voice. I am male. I was gay but his masculinity made me straight.

Thank you, David. You made my parents love me again.

[majersusi]

@OzzyOsbourne213543 Lucius, everyone knows that you were never really gay...thats because you are straight..even if some men raped you in Nigeria...

[mcrkid22]

YES. JEEPS.

[Sebomb97]

Feat. Rihanna

[MagicMoonMan]

Fav part: 2:25 "I'll probably give him a little wave.. OOH! A BRIDGE! ..Probably be a nice place to build a tent.."

[EdgarDirby]

One time I couldn't stop staring at a girl jeep's headlights. I asked her out but she said no.

[SecretMisery]

"Actually this might be Eminem, not Jay-Z, but uhmm.. Both black rappers."

[HUNK3304]

I love the International Airport Dog

[YeshDear]

Whats sad is your bored ramblings are more entertaining that most of the popular videos on youtube. You should post more. :P

[millieabraham]

"If somebody said to me 'David, I'll swap you that Jeep for a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of it's horns', I would say 'No, thank-you.' "

[dude4840]

eminem isn't black

[Thescreamingcucumber]

@dude4840 That's the joke.

[carlyohfive]

@dude4840

He's not?

[kwtblack2]

i used to hate jeeps car company but when i got libety jeep from my sister i just love it

[Mattmonyo]

Hey! I live in Virginia! Near Harrisonburg!

[Mattmonyo]

Hey! I live in Virginia! What part were you in?

[Taricus]

Don't let the Navigator lead you West, lest you run into closeted foggots.... @_@

[herrsexyhosen]

@Taricus as a west virginia, i can vouch for that.

[ColF1978]

I recognise that spot there where I pulled over and had a little cry.

Pure class!

[shaunna1217]

When were you in Virginia?! You were like 2 hours away from me in Maryland!!

[apierce61]

brilliant powder reference

[TheBreadMakerMan]

I'm trying so hard to understand the purpose of this video.

[itsMBWAAA]

@TheBreadMakerMan good luck lol

[rglaf]

master of bullshit! david thorne 4ever<3

[crazytrain7114]

dave is funnier on a bored rant than most other comics are. matter of fact, i really cant think of a better one

[4060Bofor]

I busted my Holden SS ute having car intercourse with a Mazda 3. I'm pretty sure my ute is the boy cos it's a V8 but it was hard to tell, it was dark. The Mazda was screaming like a bitch though.

[mrblueangeldood]

lol David Thorne.

[tunelesstune]

lol hes listening to jay z xD

[factsforwhatever]

I'd like to personally thank you for not calling it Reagan National Airport.

[jasmarn]

It's both amusing and sad how seriously some of you are taking this.

[1111SUPERMAN1111]

You are my favourite.

[QDBui]

ahahah man you crack me up mate love it

[haythamyoussif]

everything is so boring in Virginia

[SharikSobaka]

the song is "Love the Way You Lie" By Eminem Feat. Rihanna

[illustrious1689]

sigh...so many oblivious comments

[djmadrox]

I wasted three and a half minutes of my life watching this at work. As I am paid hourly, this was a much better use of time than if I had wasted such time helping customers as my job title suggests. If I didn't have a job though, I would spend my time trying to sell my organs on ebay so they may be harvested once I die. Unfortunately once I have made those arrangements, people dying of organ failure would surely have a hit out on me. So before they get my organs, I'll drink pipe cleaner everyday

[LazyNDaCrazyDayz]

"If I die tell my family they can't have my stuff" Haha this guy is fucking funny.

[abiXtacy]

I would stop Whoopie Goldberg too. haha.

[MetalSlugzMaster]

Eminem and J-Zed, both black rappers haha

[wccrispy]

It seemed the window was possibly Rain-X'ed. When I Rain-X my windshields I generally see how much rain it takes for me to need the wipers to see. Thanks for the video. Your website is very entertaining.

[TabithaGnillort]

@sl33pwa1k3rs Australia isn't a communist country anymore. We became a republic in 1996. Please research your history before making comments about the Republic of Oceania Australis.

[larlar752000]

@TabithaGnillort Don't listen to sl33pwa1k3rs and good video hope you enjoy your stay in America.

[honeybear779]

@TabithaGnillort

(no one cares)

[rxvexe]

@sl33pwa1k3rs You make other Americans look bad, what are you trying to prove by insulting someone who doesn't know every road in the whole fucken world, I doubt you do.

[aikenforjeff]

@sl33pwa1k3rs you realize Americans like myself use GPS to drive on AMERICAN roads, right? They DO sell cars in America with satnav

[larlar752000]

@sl33pwa1k3rs Shut the fuck up you dumb son of a bitch you probably don't even fucking drive you fucking moron.

[soccer20fourseven]

@sl33pwa1k3rs hey fuck you.

[mrstone56]

@sl33pwa1k3rs >Implying there's an 'american road system'.

[Kramiour]

@mrstone56 >Thinking we're on 4chan.

[mrstone56]

@Kramiour God damn newfags don't even know the origin of >

[BOGGLEO]

@sl33pwa1k3rs idiot !

[spunky080802]

@sl33pwa1k3rs lmao I'm American and I need a gps to get around...

[stopdropandroll]

@sl33pwa1k3rs umad?

[Dodie303]

@sl33pwa1k3rs

So I guess no Americans actually own a GPS?

[MultiBlasian]

@sl33pwa1k3rs lol you're so 1337 uber shit. nice name totally original. Also you act like most people don't use gps's, yet I know more drivers in america that need a gps than any other country. I've been to Malaysia, Hong Kong, France, UK, yet nowhere but the US did people excessively use gps.

[BuenaventuraAvenue]

@sl33pwa1k3rs I'm an American. I have the special talent of getting lost in my own hometown. I should have been issued a GPS with my driver's license. Do you suggest I stay off the roads, too?

[qawis]

lol, this might not be jay-z, but eminem.. anyway.. both are black rappers hahahahahahaha

[LostWizard101]

Eminem is white u ass

[C0mputaBox]

Basically, he has a fetish for cars

[JustinSane805]

"if i was a boy jeep I would probably ask this jeep ou- OMFG A DEER!"

[mexicanhomie10]

hey ass faces the Eminem reference was a joke, idiots

[munnii]

your jeep sux, the wipers dont even work right :) EMINEM IS WHITE !!! JUST LIKE YOU !!!!

[winned1]

Eminem is white..

[Hemulen40]

Huh..betcha she´s not a cheap date , tho .

[EIPtuningR32]

your full of witty things to say... =)

[xXTEDXx]

| Wtf is this, I don't even??

[jigwangyal]

Both black rapper? 1:16 lmao

[sir360]

did he just say both black rappers?

[TubeTheVideos]

At about 1:10-1:18 u said that eminem was a black rapper..

....................he is white.....

i think that jeep has killed ur brain......

Eminem a black rapper wow...

[PIECE2YOURMOTHA]

@TubeTheVideos Dude i think he knows Eminemnemn (m&m) is white. it was a joke, just a joke.

[TubeTheVideos]

@PIECE2YOURMOTHA

I dont think so dude...

he sounds very serious.....

[c0rse]

@TubeTheVideos There's no need to be racist

[goodnight4u]

Ok everyone you heard him Eminem is black

[DharokDude]

Hey matey what happened to that bloody bubblehead you had laying around on the dash?

[zailin1957]

It's the sniper...

Who's he gonna kill? And Eminem, NOT JAYZ

[durtybeast925]

as he bumps eminem LOL

[tankimus]

you have a shitty taste in music

[pilotenhandboek]

@tankimus  thats apparently you

[bartzboy]

why did that school bus have a trailer?

[mone141414]

Awesome just awesome ..=)

[stfumarissaa]

david thorne is my hero. it's nice to hear the voice to match the emails. i would ask him to marry me but he'd probably send me some snarky pie chart telling me no. <3

[roshman511]

You my good man. Are a funny guy :)

[Yetislayer1440]

FTW EMINEM BABY I LOVE THI BRIT!

[KatieLification]

The funniest part of this video is that the people commenting don't realize that the guy in the video is David Thorne from 27bslash6 - he wrote the lost missy the cat emails and the 7 legged spider emails. The guy is a legend on the internet. 27bslash6 is my favorite website.

[thatdamnwetback]

his voice makes the whole video lol

[Liicon]

so your a girl jeep eh..

[lerkid]

how did this video get so much views there i fixed you happy

[vanquishman]

@lerkid you posted that 38min ago, thats what it says im posting this now and it has 34,589 views makes no sense

[ctophman]

I only watched it because I liked the title....

[coltsfan54321]

hahaha, dude you are actually hilarious! that was by far the best rambling ive ever heard! if you ever wanna be really bored while driving and wanna make another video, come drive through southwest ohio!

[NaijaTion]

Eminem is not black. :|

[8783674374]

the reptilian shape shifters are coming for us..so grow foods in your garden, smoke weed and support dr deagle, phil schneider, edward newman and oracle broadcasting to resist the NWO

[hellsyes32]

Eminem FTW

[ChangeWasALie]

This guy is the voice of the sniper in Team Fortress 2!

[mcrkid22]

@ChangeWasALie No he is not

John Patrick Lowrie is.

[alboz313inDisBitch]

rofl yah i was bout to sayyy thats eminem not jay z rofll!!