Black Dynamite - Euphoria, shut the fuck up!

[Chupacabraiii]

lmfao. this movie fucking owns.

[Mudstarofskyclan]

0:28 That awkward moment where you just had to put a bitch in her place.

[ibleedredwhitendblue]

damn, hes niggin out.

[chronDiggity]

LOL! I GET THE JOKE SO FUNNY!

So a shit for brains nigger trying to get his dick wet gets called out for using the same imbecilic worn out practiced pick up line, and his response is to threaten to take her back to a man for her forced abortion using hot coat hangers.

Yeah, forced abortions using hot coat hangers, at the hand of a bunch of worthless fucking dumb apes, that's an hilarious joke!

Black people sho iz funneh!

[legend9324]

@chronDiggity

I guess someone can't appreciate the irony of it all.

[Taizuko]

@chronDiggity Yea...you got it right. I believe it was a reference to a Wu Tang clan song. Asshole. But you're right, it's probably your over-thought and idiot explanation. ow can you give someone a abortion when they aren't pregnant. You're the best...really.

[chronDiggity]

@Taizuko

Hot oil and coat hangers is how it's been done :/

Don't get it twisted. Once Wu Tang got famous, even this idea was too extreme, so it was twisted into some kind of made up torture method for only the bad guys to get. Give me a break. Being famous because of an imaginary violence within the gang world is enough to make money, but when you take into this sick realm, you can start kissing record deals goodbye.

I guess I figured you knew what this is actually saying.

[TheHydrantGame]

@chronDiggity christ dude. let's break this down. The song you are referring to is "Method Man" which has a humorous intro where the clan members improvise ridiculous torture methods. One says "sew your asshole shut, and keep feedin you and feedin you". Obviously a joke. The line you are referring to is "put a coat hanger on the stove and shove it up your ass real slow like tssssss." If you got back alley abortion from that, that's on you, you fucking weirdo.

[chronDiggity]

@TheHydrantGame

How am I gonna get a back ally abortion in the 60's when I'm a 27 year old male?

Secondly, the context this was used clearly is what I said. Yes, LETS break this down. Hot coat hangers and hot oil are used for abortion in the 60's, the man tells the woman he's going to take her BACK to this nightmare. Oh, but it's ok, because he's not talking about a forced abortion, he's just talking about a painful torture method whereby the inside of one's anus is cooked. WOW FUNNY

[TheHydrantGame]

@chronDiggity not sure if troll or deeply mentally disturbed individual.

[chronDiggity]

@TheHydrantGame

Says the guy laughing at the idea that a man will take a woman to get tortured (as he has done ALREADY) and give third degree burns to the inside of her anus, all for trying to bring warning of this behavior to the girl the man is talking to, also known as his NEXT VICTIM.

Oh HILARIOUS. You black people really know comedy. It's no wonder so many of you don't treat women right, it's because you think it's funny :D LOL! LMFAO! ROFL! SO FUNNEH ;D

How about you grow the fuck up

[sleibhin325]

Everybody likes this video, I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK!

[TonyMastersX]

10 people got sent back to crenshaw pete



[rydgemolino]

what the fuck michal jai white is fucking gangster bitch would you like that

[lHashSlingingSlasher]

ahahahahaah

[tesSKYRIMaddict]

what did you say you jive MOTHER FUCKAAAAAAAAAAA

[TylerLong126]

who the fuck is crensahw pete haha

[criticalism725]

@TylerLong126 Another character. He's a pimp.

[chronDiggity]

@TylerLong126

Obviously a criminal who performs abortions on women using hot coat hangers, you fucking moron.

Everyone's laughing at the fact that a woman was forced to have hot coat hangers stuffed into her vagina and have her baby hooked and ripped through her cervix.

[KBoogs719]

@chronDiggity what the fuck?! thats nasty

[Haayyyden]

I need to learn this.

[PentagramSchematic]

love how the music stops then starts up again

[Danocubo]

The old version of the Old Spice Man

[AKg0Lden]

MY NIGGA

[freetathink45]

....serious nigga moment.;p

[Terratr0n]

9 people got sent back to Crenshaw Pete.

[thedipwhisperer]

I wanna get stoned with This guy. :D

[yaysonic]

0:27 LOOK at those crazy eyes omg! hahahaha

[aGwEENapple]

The first woman looked scared at the end like "where the hell did all that come from?"

LOL

[gatorgurl7]

LMAO!!!

[Ruger1000fps]

yo is that the chick from fucking eureka



[jamarco31]

The way he looks up lol

[Manolo92ish]

9 people are with Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coathangers

[NuclearGuru350]

I cried laughing the first time i saw this part hahaha

[nyckillaheat]

wow we got newbies talking higheas sent me here LOL

[lakerman89]

Hahaha, wtf!? That was great!

[commando2224]

kitchen.

Nuff said.

[gunswordfist]

Dammit, why was the part where she said I think I can trust you now, Black Dynamite was cut out? That was the perfect ending to this scene.

[ShadowMantis9]

8 people got sent back to Crewnshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers.

[MRZMORRISON16]

@ShadowMantis9 dont forget his hot ass coat hangers!

[chupavi89]

One of the funniest scenes in the history of humankind...

[afronutz]

Crenshaw Pete aint nothing nice

[OneStarRatingLTD]

I watch this movie weekly, never gets old.

[arkhampatient76]

7 people got sent back to Crenshaw Pete and his hot ass coathangers

[ScrappySuper91]

why does this not have more views?

[CONEKICKERTV]

7 people DID have to look!

[SimpleASs123]

This girl on facebook has Euphoria as her middle name.. *clicks share. clicks facebook*

[NEWYorksFinest3012]

lol his face stole the whole video

[DecapitatedDoctor]

I really want to see Crenshaw Pete's hot ass coathangers now

[punkinsman]

@DecapitatedDoctor Crenshaw Pete might be in the cartoon coming up!

[psychoracer200]

ShaKAYOUW

[aukai102706]

Haha I favorited this shit before I clicked on the Video!!

[GOTHIqROXSTAR]

"I AIN'T EVEN GOTTA LOOK" LMAO HE WNT HAMM. I CAN'T STOP WATCHN THS VID

[GOTHIqROXSTAR]

LLLMAO

[youcomeupwithone]

Guess what I'm renting tomorrow.

[iGod47]

i like how everyone tries to get thumbs up by saying the same thing thats already the top comment.. i know that, and I AINT EVEN GOT TO LOOK!

[MirroredxGh0st]

euphoria is sexy as a motha fucka



[Defflash]

This shit is just too fuckin funny!!!!!

[SirMo]

You cut out the best part man. After he yelled out Euphoria his new g/f tells him "something about you tells me I can trust you Black Dynamite".

[yourka16]

Anyone notice how BD clips on YT always got insanely good Likes to Dislikes ratio? Seriously its like 99,5% to 0,5% every time!

[rumamok]

Whoa, he can recognize voices without seeing the person? that's nuts!

[jasonr655]

Euphoria...SHUT THE FUCK UP I KNOW THAT WAS YOU THAT DISLIKED THIS VIDEO, I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK! I SHOULD SEND YO ASS BACK TO CRENSHAW PETE, WIT HIS HOT ASS COATHANGERS BITCH, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?!

[mofokinTeddy]

lmfao i love how he stares at the ceiling I AINT EVEN GOTTA LOOK lmaooooooooooooo 

[diskjay1024]

Euphoria had 5 people dislike this video and I ain't even got to look!

[yoshimitsu1984yo]

Thumbs up if you think the look on his face when he stares off into space is priceless

[baronofbefoulment]

Best scene in the movie, or any movie for that matter.

[ezekielmitchell1999]

hes like wtf.... just happend XD



[90Topking]

The funniest part is when he stares off into space after he goes off.

[jholleyjr2]

Everybody please support the animated series of black dynamite that will be airing on adult swim. Go to adultswim . com to see the pilot of the show.

[QUHectic212]

5 ppl were sent to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangars

[ThisGoingToBeEPIC]

That scene is fucking pure epicness!

Waiting for part 2 if ever comes out.

[sds123kzproductions]

0:24 keep clicking BD rapping

[TrajektorieLogik]

All you highdea jive ass suckas need ta get clued!

[EndEuphoria]

ah yes, my spiritual brother

[dbtrock17]

Highdeas...  :)

[kromewires]

like how he says would you like that?!

[Beastrolled]

highdeas sent me here... now i need to watch this

[topshottapartap]

A Highdeas man sent me here lol

[MrAmericafuckyeah]

@topshottapartap hahah me too

[keithbrandywine]

Love the abortion reference haha

[thief732]

@keithbrandywine same here lol

[BlackDynamiteNYC]

I liked the part when I told Euphoria to STFU!

LOL

[heycharlieathome]

Tyler the Creator's long lost dad?

[TheRob5]

4 people got sent back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers.

[xtremehrmhn]

got to love the awkward silence

[DJRayun]

@xtremehrmhn or the stare, that's the best hahaha

[doncheadle777]

Dislikers shut the FUCK UP I know you're trolling I aint even gotta search. I should give you that old ass COMADOR 64 WITH IT'S HOT ASS HARD DRIVE BITCHES, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT???

[aussiepalti]

Fuking Euphoria, am I right?

[banlilwayne]

i burst out laughing the first tim i saw this

[theoroinvictus]

Can anyone possibly tell me what song is playing during the beginning and end of this scene? Or maybe if it's on the soundtrack? lol

[CGBeatz]

lol Wowww she got cooked

[dei287]

lmao @ his face at 0:28

[Lexirae10]

LMAOOOOO @jenlei09!

[p2kks7]

lol i love the awqward moment at end

[chrispgriffin]

Four people need to go drink some Anaconda Malt Liquor.

[NickCheko]

im goin' to shake the tree from the roots and rake up the fruits

[renilayotac]

LMAO @ jinlei

[csarice23]

The 4 people who disliked this video are named Euphoria

[jinlei09]

EUPHORIA, SHUT THE FUCK UP! i KNOW THAT WAS YOU THAT DISLIKED THIS VIDEO, I AINT EVEN GOT TO LOOK! IMMA SEND YA ASS BACK TO WATCHIN' MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK VIDEOS BITCH! WOULD YOU LIKE THAT!? {O-0}

[WilldoggDepp]

The look on Euphorias face is priceless!! This movie stoned is hilarious!!!

[Pirate7X]

4 suckaz are going back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers...

[crazyrabbits]

I always love how the music in the film always stops if he loses his composure or has an awkward moment. It's little things like that which make this film so rewatchable.

[blocpartyband07]

crazy face 0:27

[blackswordsman89]

Black Dynamite does not approve of bitches interrupting his jive.

[CaponeKing]

Black Dynamite a Str8 up OG lol

[jippzmcghee]

Euphoria, shut the FUCK UP! I know that was you, I ain't even gotta look! I should send your ass back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coathangers, BITCH! Would you like that?

[braddyboy82]

This was my favorite part of the whole movie!!

[shade19871]

lmfao

[missdvdbaby]

omg i love this movie! lol

[NJKIDDRICO973]

Well, we all know what he was doing before he was fighting crime.

[rgoodburger]

God bless dvr. I watch this movie all the time. I'm spending more bail money than I'm gettin tail money!

[groente12]

DYNOMATE ITS OUGHTA SIGHT

[bohemianbabe21]

3 people want to be sent back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot ass coat hangers.

[StriderX80]

Fukin tha shit!

[StriderX80]

Hahaha! Fukin that shit!

[Zender1]

This is the BEST.

[kingpen408]

Euphoria! I KNOW THAT WAS YOU THAT DISLIKED THIS VIDEO, I AINT EVEN GOT TO LOOK!

[chocolatelove21]

@kingpen408 LMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cerebralsince1987]

@kingpen408 funniest friggin thing i've read in a looooooong time...good goin, bro montana.

[suush150]

....slowly que the music lol

[ieatchinese]

his eyes after he yells at her are so fucking intense

[HarveyNeary92]

Dynamite, Dynamite.

[chewgrind]

Damn!! This movie could finaly make Michael Jai White a major player in Holywood - offically one of my favourite movies EVER!!!!

[Rorschached]

I love how everyone is just sitting there not saying anything afterward.

[cdi22le]

two people got sent back to crenshaw pete

[garysnail123]

... DAYUM!

[Mightofeverson]

@mtfuji79 He was standin there because he knew his outburst was kinda uncalled for...it was an...awkward moment, hence the eye movement...My favorite scene from the movie lol

[DeltaNineRnmbr1]

@Mightofeverson - black dynamite is never awkward, just a terible actor, that was his way of making ol girl feel secure lolz

[AliasFan4Lyfe]

lmfao!!! Euphoria, on a scale of 1 to pretzel, how salty are you feeling?

[liradeorfeu]

@AliasFan4Lyfe Best coment ever!

[BBT1099]

Where in the hell have u been not to have seen this.

[Flameheart68]

I laughed like never before when I saw this!

[Jahosh205]

i had to watch dat shit like 30 times

[MewtwovsDrFacilier]

1 person got sent back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers.

[Dranulon]

@MewtwovsDrFacilier

2 people got sent back to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers.

[MadCowMindTV]

BLACK DYNAMITE IS THE FUCKING DEFINITION OF AWESOME BLACK DYNAMITES LIKE THE GUN IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS EXCEPT HE TAKES THE GUN AND GETS IT PREGNANAT BY JUST FUKING STARING AT THEN SHOOTS THE BABY AT LIGHTNING SPEED BLACK DYNAMITES FUCKING GOD NOTHING BEATS HIM FUCK CHUCK NORRIS!

[notic99]

Euphoria disliked this video

[dathotgirlwhit1]

lmfao funny as hell!

[brenonion]

first time i saw this i shit my pants laughing cuz it was so unexpected

[CameronW92]

i went weak from laughter after this scene lmfao this was a funny ass movie real talk hahahahahaha

[PanfisWater]

To black dynamite is a fucken thug !

[Jenkins11]

Euphoria must have created a youtube account and disliked this video.

[Fabulosa423]

because black dynamite is going to make every thing all right

[1515321]

Oh tht shit killed me. LMNO!!!

[SpitColor]

Michael Jai White straight killing it!!!

[gage1813]

this is the gest part lol

[Mugen123456789]

Euphoria disliked this video

[ATP2555ify]

@Mugen123456789 two of her friends did too.

[natestarider]

@Mugen123456789 HAHAHAHAHA

[cky616]

fuck i laugh everytime....

[Boxeru13]

fucking love this scene so much

[breadmeister]

I'ma go drink me some Anaconda Malt Liquor. Get me some OOOOOOOOOHH!

[AyeJordaNnnnnn]

@breadmeister Dont blame anyone when you get a little "richard"

[philxx100]

@AyeJordaNnnnnn lmao! Nicely put

[Linava09]

Sometimes you have to speak to a hoe like that, let them know!

[geraldine820]

this is my shit

[bigdaddytiny210]

The one person who disliked this got they ass sent back to Crenshaw Pete.

[PistolGripPump12ga]

EVERYONE LISTEN UP

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which has over 160 million views.

On that day everyone must flag, leave a negative comment and dislike the video.

Help us destroy this modern autotune music that has ruled the world. The goal is to make the dislike bar bigger than the like bar.

Copy and paste this to good vids:ANYTHING GOOD! Thumbs up this plan. THUMBS IT UP!

[Nkbpro]

@PistolGripPump12ga SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES ABOUT THAT SHIT ANY MORE

[smokintheblaze]

@PistolGripPump12ga Bitch that was 2 months ago, asshole. 

[toyotas2006]

I'm officially calling my girlfriend Euphoria!

Would ya like that?

[rockyhard1]

Euphoria, shut the fuck up! I know that was you! I ain't even gotta look! I should send you to Crenshaw Pete with his hot-ass coat hangers, bitch. Would you like that?

[OGKaine]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh shit bro hahahahahahahahahhahaha this shit so funny bro hahaha

[xalexander]

Damn, if there was someone like this in RL id adopted his middle aged ass and change my last name to Dynamite.

[tjc1326]

IMA TELL BITCH DIZ SHIT LOL!



[warmaker911]

Being born in the 90's,i really wasn't ever exposed to this kinda cinema but i had caught a glimpses of a few movies with goofy plots,bad ass one-liners and over dramatics.I found this movie hilarious neverthless

[peter1miler]

Ha ha his eyes at 29 secs. Crazy. "I don't even gotta look!"

[FunkInDaPocket47]

I saw this last night....I laughed through the whole movie....if you are old enough to remember these movies back in the day.....it captures the essence and feel perfectly....we thought those movie were so cool back then, now its just funny! Great movie!

[shuttledik]

For me that pushed the art of this movie into the real. I know Blowfly (pimp in his day) and that's what's behind it... scratch a russian, find a tartar.

[SeriousRodger]

Why did you miss out "you can bet your sweet ass and half a titty"?

I nearly pissed myself when I saw that for the first time!

[Zeothedragonhero]

OMG...the funniest scene to me in that whole movie!!!