YO MAMA JOKES!! Best of Volume 1

[jabber99999]

Anyone notice the troll face at 3:23???

[Joshuajuarez14]

Yo mama is like adoornob everybody gets a turn

[Joshuajuarez14]

Yo mama so stupid that when i asked her wats for dinner she opened her legs and said crabs

[gamergirl918]

yo mamas so ugly she told the devil "i can take yo place."

yo mamas so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said "i got the power!!!!!!!!"

yo mamas so stupid she saw a bus full of white kids and said "follow that twinkie!"

[Extremer02]

Yo mama so stupid she fell up the stairs

[calebphila]

yo mama so FAT every time she wears a X jacket... the helicopter kept LANDING ON HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HyperSentinel]

Yo mama is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl

[XGLITCHESX100]

Yo mamma so fat she opens

[XGLITCHESX100]

Yo mamma so fat she opens

[funnylittledudes]

Yo mamma is so ugly shes the reason Waldo's hiding

[lhockey5]

To mama is just stupid in general

[SanchezYT1990]

@lhockey5 Fail

[justin92910]

I don't no I faltered like outing some thing

[justin92910]

Ur mama so fat she tougth the world was a marbel

[XxLazyCatxXL908]

your mama so stupid she thought the quarter back receiver was a refund .

[luilovebug]

Yo mama is so stupid when she stuck a battery up Her butt she said I GOT THE POWER

[CharlieBladeRemus]

Yo mama's like the universe; every night she starts with s big bang

[CharlieBladeRemus]

Yo mama so dumb, we were watching a movie, then I had to go to the bathroom, so I said "hit pause" and the bitch grabbed my dog and started smacking his feet!

[missamazing2089]

yo mama so stupid she thought a tomboy is a boy named TOM!! :P (came randomly into my head)

[lordsirmaster11]

yo mama so fat that when she jumped into the ocean she caused the japanese floods

[2001cheetahgirl]

1:13 lol fav

[DrChalkwithering]

Yo momma so fat that it's having implications for her health and is impairing her mobility and reducing her quality of life.

Am I doing it right?

[6cmike]

TEAM BRODY YEAH!

[Ohiomachinerocks]

Yo mama like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw

[Ohiomachinerocks]

Yo mama so ghetto when she breast feeds koolade comes out

[coliomikollo]

Yo mama so stupid, wen she got locked in mattress world she slept on the floor

[mresox1270]

you mama so nasty, her bath water looks like chili

[mresox1270]

yo mama so fat, her drivers license is a centerfold

[deathslide8]

team Brody all the way :P

[Brandontb3]

Your momma is so stupid she can't follow the laws of gravity. ( jumps off cliff but sits in air)

[LegendaryVendetta]

Yo mamma is so fat when she went outside in high heels she came back in flip flops

[LegendaryVendetta]

Yo mamma is so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles popped out

[TheTeamstoner]

Yo mama is so stupid she threw a brick at the ground and missed!



[halodude178]

yo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground...and missed

[mallenman1]

Yo mama so stupid she got a pot and tried to smoke it!

[katcrawley12]

lololzzzz

[yungeeeeezy]

steven jo sent me

[16katniss]

yo mama so ugly, she scared Katniss Everdeen and she made her fire in the wrong direction

[anniealc]

YO MAMMA SO STUPID SHE SHE TOOK A SPOON TO THE SUPER-BOWL

[WickedAnimeify]

the dudes voice sounds like plankton from spongbob!!

[anniealc]

YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE USED A MATTRESS AS A TAMPON

[WickedAnimeify]

4:37.... gonna have nightmares tonight!!

[iRizzleVids]

Yo mama is so fat she got stuck in a black hole. Yo mama is so skinny she fell down an ant hole. :)

[TisfatDude0703]

yo mama so fat santa couldn't fill her stockings.

yo mama so stupid when the computer says "You have a new message!" she actually goes outside and checks the mailbox.

[nine5sicc]

Yo mama is so fat when she went 2 da ocean .....the whales started singing ..we are family

[Mcreviews132]

yo mom a so so stupid she snorted coca cola

[HamburgerBar]

2:55 made my day =D

[chaosrex1487]

Yo mama so stupid she tried to get high on coca cola.

[esvin204]

yo mama is so stupied she went to stapels and started saying am getting papper

[Daywi5h]

Yo mama so stupid, tht she tripped over a wireless phone!

[DrDule97]

Yo mama so poor that she can even pay attention

[NicholasMedrek]

if u look at soda at 4:44 it says mountain derp

[MrSargentmike]

2:18 RAISINS

[vrockets928]

Your mama so fat when she went to disney land a kid said i want to ride that one

[98mandimak]

c c c c c c c c come on!!!!!!!

[MrAwesomness29]

Yo mamas so fat,my dog bit her and died of high colesteral

[TehYannick]

Yo mama is so poor she can't even pay attention

© Cartman

[BigBeast271]

yo moma lik a vacuum when you turn her on she sucks she blows and u can lay her in the closet.......

[DRXTCIZSICKWITIT]

lol is funni

[ghosteye1000]

watch while yer drunk! ITS MORE Funnier!!!!

[alien9o0]

yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles the cars decelerate

[DyoxinTFM]

keep pressing 4:36 for the best moment of your life

[rig1991]

yo mama so fat when she needs to get a shot the doctors call in a drill team

[glterylps]

GENIUS IM A FREAKEN GEUNUS LOL XD

[GhostAdventuresClub]

Yo mama is so ugly bob the builder said"i can't fix that!"

[alishaawesome1]

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID THAT SHE TOLD HER KIDS YO MAMA JOKES!

[kashmir1109]

damn where is the funy

[Noonhouse2983]

Xbox live I get it!

[SuperDiamondH0E]

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

[veryhardlad]

Am I the only one here who found none of these funny?

[Taltonic101]

Yo mama so ugly when she turned around she killed the entire human race

[vargas4211]

Yo mama so old she babysat for Jesus.

Yo mama so fat the moon revolved around her.

Yo mama so ugly she went as herself for Halloween and scared the crap out of everyone.

[razia7izzy1]

yo mom so fat when she steppped on a scale it said no accsess

[darksea32]

yo mama so dumb, When the weatherman said it was chilly outside, she brought out a bowl and a spoon!!!

[darksea32]

Yo mama so fat she covered both sides of the family

[darksea32]

yo mama so stupid,when she opened a box of cheerios she exclaimed "doughnut seeds!"

[DilutedWhisper]

yo mamma is so stupid when she went to the giants game and she said wheres the giants???

[BradenWins]

You sound like Joe from Family Guy.

[TheBlitzflare]

Yo Mama So Fat She Took A Picture Last Year And Its Still Printing

[Georgethomson9100]

YO MAMA SO STUPID WHEN SHE BOUGHT A DONUT SHE RETURNED BECAUSE IT HAD A HOLE IN IT!!!!!!!

[bombshock840]

yo mama is so stupid when she was at a baseball game and a player said their steelling base she took them so they wouldn't steel them

[karkaluzas2002]

yo mama so ugly she turned medusa into stone

yo mama so stupid she threw a brick on the ground and missed

[alexo1234ss1]

@1ONE101 Omg yes

[TheSilverWraith]

Yo Momma so fat she's blocking the joke. 

[1ONE101]

does anyone else notice that brody sounds like joe from family guy??

[lovelivedie123]

hahaha init

[abrahamlizarraga11]

cool

[TheZlatan7]

did anybody notice brody sticking his toung out to the stupid mama at 5:22

[Joe98Fresh]

dosent he sound like joe from family guy

[lpsareawesomeful]

GIT I THE CER!!!!

[Skate10298]

2:16 epic face

[2002trev]

Ur mamas sooooo fat she has her own zip code

[mrjumbofruit]

yo mama is so stupid she asked " whats the number for 911?"

[hnrqzmr]

yo mama is so ugly that when she was born the doctors charged your parents for littering!

[jmmrockstarr9]

You mama so poor, I threw a rock at a trash can, and she popped out and asked who knocked!

[123JAKEx123]

Lol

[StudioBuilderRBLX]

Yo mama so fat she climbed a Mt.Dew bottle for drinking Virus

[StudioBuilderRBLX]

Yo mama so Fat she carried the car and hited the police and called 911 for help

[PrincessViviana1996]

TEAM BRODYY YEAAHHH xD

[zombieowner1950]

Get InNN Theee CCarr!!!

[McNipTwist]

My doctor's surname in pepper, i'm not shitting you, and he said he gets teased by some of his patients. He also said when he's at a bar with friends, he offers them a drink, and they say can i have a you.

[CrazyZeComedy]

yo mama so stupid at the store she was looking on the ground for low prices!

[SatThuVoBui]

yo mama like a vacuum, she sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet

[DalleDayul]

Yo mama so ugly, Chuck Norris ran away from her!

[finius91]

Anyone else think the narration sounds so much like Joe from Family Guy?

[TheDeanoadam]

yo mama so fat, when she died god couldnt lift her spirit

[McNipTwist]

@TheDeanoadam lmao i never heard that one

[clworthington3]

lmao xD

[freestyle6100]

yo mama so fat that every time she turns around people give her a welcome back party...

[TheAndro288]

the one that go ocussed for mooning looks like a spitter from left for dead 2

[xAGxRampaGE]

yo mama so fat when she tried to do a push up, she did not go up the world went down

yo mama so fat when she died, god could not lift her soul (no offense)

yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, buzz light year popped up and said ''to infinity and beyond''

yo mama so fat when she jumped she got stuck in the air 

[jigginwallice22]

oooo wow this shit carzy

[Mikey2sam]

Yo Mama so stupid that She brought 1$ to a 50 cent concert

[missmusicrulzdaworld]

I've got one word for this: lol [:

[rongmario]

Yo mama is so retarded. When she spell retarded. She spelt her own name

[Unsettledpage21]

Your mama is so fat she was born in 3 different towns

[westtna]

yo mama so stupid she threw a clock to see time fly

[marcus30080]

Lmao that stuff is so funny

[MrCheeseman333]

funny!!!!!!

[killerkat83]

you guys are awsome



[minecraftlovervt]

yo mama so ugly that scorpion says ``stay ova there`` haha cuz he usually says get ova here

[Salmunoz01]

2:28 gets me every time ;D

[AgentX397]

Yo mamma is so stupid when she got lock up in the mattres store she slept on the floor!

[M4DJ4K3]

yo mamas so old she babysat Jesus.

[urriahbrown]

error



[urriahbrown]

yo mama so stupid

she because she drunk

you get it!

[MopHeadReplies]

Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the grand canyon.

Yo mama so fat that when she puts on a yellow coat and goes for a walk, people shout "Taxiii!!"

Yo mama so ugly, the shards of the mirror broke.

[tktmzkaley]

4:37 lmao

[Gafacake98]

Your Mama's soo fat she went to Burger King, and became Burger QUEEN!!!

[daisylove3415]

yo mama is soo fat! she started hurricame katrina when she jumped into the local pool!

yo mama is soo fat! she starts an earthquake in a country everytime she takes a step!

[daisylove3415]

these jokes are sooo corny, i bet yo mama made em up!

[TheToonamitom]

yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie

[TheToonamitom]

yo mama so stupid she starved in a grocery store

[SongAndLyricFreak]

yo mama so poor, i saw her kicking a can across the street, and when i asked her what she was doing she said 'moving house!'

[OmegaX320]

yo mama so stupid, she struck in baseball before the pitcher pitched!

[CodedRhythmTalk]

Wow, this is not funny at all.

[grimmv2]

yo momma is so poor all u got for christmas was videos of other kids gettin presents :D lol

[LZRZ048]

yo mama so poor, when i asked her why she was banging her head on a dumpster she said "my kids locked me out."

[maya20004]

yo mama so fattttt!!!!!!!lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Dsi135]

funny

[TheEstarr24]

not funny...

[wildwesman34]

yo mama so stupid, she was telling yo mama jokes to her own kid.

[thisdickright]

YO MAMA SO UGLY SHE GAVE BIRTH TO CHUBAKA

[xboxfreakholbrook]

Yo mama's so Dumb she studyed for a drug test! LOL

[MrKingRobert15]

Yo mama so hairy she has afro on her nipples



[battlefrontbrotha]

Yo mama so FAT that she plays kickball with the sun!

[Abominatrix650]

Yo Mama's so stupid (and ugly), whenever she sets foot in Pasadena, California, she activates Sheldon Cooper's Spider-Sense! He didn't even know he had one!

(Read this in Brody's voice for maximum awesomeness!)

[SARGENTxCOONEY]

Yo mamas so fat she needs planning permission to sit down!

[STARSCREAM2294]

0:27

GET IN THE CAR!!

[tylerisbeastin]

the guy with the yellow hair sound like brock samson from venture bros

[johnkuang123]

Yo mama so fat when she ask siri "how much do i weight?" siri crashed cause of overflow message

[MrNascarfan14]

Don't curse to much but it was really funny!

[ryukenb2k]

Yo mama so fat, tupac was revealed on the discovery channel under the equater of your mama's ass still spitting barz. hit single called '' Bitch stop pushing up on me''

[jacobtakeup]

yo mamma so STOOPID. When she attempted DIY, she hammered her toenails into a waterpipe

[ryukenb2k]

Yo mama so horny. Some dude said their is a ''cool game out next week'' she said nah homey me fuck me too.

[TheLemonademouth]

yo mama is so stupid, she sat on the tv and watched the couch :P :)

[ryukenb2k]

Yo mama is sooo dumb, she was walking by me and I said excuse me hun looking nice today. pushing my luck obvisciously. Yo mama asked me how do I become pregnant. I told her come to my house watch tv swivel my remote controller for 1 min then goe see yo dada in 9 miftys (months) if you dont get my lingo.

[recutandrerun]

thumbs up if your tired of this guy saying all this stuff about your mum!!

[RoyalBlade21]

@2:54

SHOURYUKEN!!!

[Caliboyswagg7]

Stevenjo sent me

[Caliboyswagg7]

Stevenjo sent me

[shadowblade714]

Yo mama jus like a toilet she's white she's fat and she stinks of shit

[amateurONLINEgamers]

thumbs up if you saw mount derp at 4:45

[kingvictoe]

2:29

[12398tinkerbell]

IT'S JOE FROM FAMILY GUY!

[joken3000]

your mama so stupid that she startid surfing her computer on the sea

[jules9924]

You mums so poor when I went to your house, I steeped on a cigarette, she screamed: Who turned off the heating.

[nhf1CoCa]

your mum's so poor, she couldn't even pay attention

[felixm101]

It's fricken awesome u fricken genius XD